odessa mama

ODESSA MAMA

Humor from Odessa, Ukraine

Odessa

Ukraine

- Borya, how often do you agree

with your wife?

- I never do.

- And how does she like it?

- It’s ok. She doesn’t know about

it.

- Borya, when we get married I

will share with you all your

worries and troubles…

- But Lucy, I don’t have any

special worries and troubles!

- I am telling you – when we get

married.

Those who will be drowned won’t

swim in the sea any more

Fira, it is so nice to listen

to you when you are silent.

- Sofia, would you like to sing something for us?

- But Yasha, our guests are going to leave.

- They just don’t seem to be in much hurry…

Odessa. A mother comes out to a

balcony yelling to her son:

- Arkasha, come home!

The boy is yelling in reply:

- Am I cold?

- No, you are hungry.

Two friends meet in the street.

- Hi, how’s the life?

- What a question! Aren’t we

living in the same country?

A famous dentist

in Odessa Boris

Kats lies here

And his son Monya

provides treatment in

his clinic at

Prokhorovskaya str. 21

Husband looks out of the

window and asks his wife:

- Sofia, whom are you talking

to for an hour?

- This is Rosa. She is in a

hurry so she can’t come in to

see us even for a minute!

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Cake is appropriate! Call …

- Rosa, why aren’t you asking

how my life is?

- How is your life, Sara?

- Oh, don’t even ask!

Don’t make massage

SMILE

AND VISIT ODESSA

Don’t make me nerves!

(popular saying in Odessa)