observe the following words

SPAM AUTO DENTIST SHOPGRIFTER SPIDER WORDROBE

What do these words mean?

EMT EMS NHS PTA UNESCO UNICEF POW PAW PIN (2 meanings formal and informal) GPS SOS CARE HSBC

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

HITULThtILuvU? ResQMe A boy n girl r dancin @ a Disco. dey kiss n stop

instantly.d gf says 2 d boy “r u a mechanic?” d bf says“no y” d girl says“well get ya hands frm under my mini”

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air scrimin GOD I'M COMIN!

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

Niding home insurance is like niding a parachute. If it isn't there the first time, chances are u won't be needing it again.

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!