my beautiful dark twisted choose your own adventure story
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MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED Choose Your own Adventure sTORY
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While you are messing with the presets on your MPC, Paris quietly casts a spell to transport the
car directly to the Kardashian kompound. You all seat yourselves in the living room, snacks in hand,
and prepare yourselves for the enchanted adventure you are about to embark on.
The Phoenix appears in the living room, she is wearing stylish sunglasses and eating blonde
raspberries from whole foods. You might have literally just missed her. Paris breaks the silence by
greeting the woman in high Phoenician. She explains to her that she is in a safe space here with
dancers, artists, musicians, witches, and most importantly - friends.
The Phoenix lets out a squeal of delight. She said she was enthralled with the humanities -- arts, literature, dance, and especially theatre. Her
favorite Kanye album is 808s and Heartbreak. The family and friends sit around for many hours,
exchanging stories, showing off MPCs, and learning about each other’s strange worlds and
customs.
Many snacks and mugs of chai are consumed throughout the course of the night, when finally an
elaborate idea is proposed.
The goal is to direct and film a personalized rendition of The Lion King as a housewarming
ritual and gift to the soon-to-be-born Saint West. To accommodate the busy schedules of the
celebrities, Paris conjures a hyperbolic time chamber in order to speed the whole affair along.
Casting happens in real time:Mufasa: Kanye West
Scar: Jay- Z Older Simba: Chance the Rapper
Young Simba: Jaden SmithSarabi: Kim Kardashian West
Zazu: Rowan Atkinson Older Nala: The PhoenixYoung Nala: North West
Timon: Aziz AnsariPumba: Jamie Foxx
Rafiki: Lana Del Rey Original Score: Dr. Kanye West
In a timely three mortal-days the entire production was ready for staging and filming, with minor
damage to anyone’s PR schedule. At the end of the endeavour in the hyperbolic time chamber the
whole cast says a silent prayer in thanks equally to The House of Magic and of course DONDA
Creative House.
Kris and Caitlyn Jenner have recounted the evening as one of the most bewitching of their
entire lives. At the end of the flawless tear-jerking performance, there was happy cause to teleport to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in West Hollywood, because water was yielded in more than one way
that night.
The Phoenix continues to live with the West family as their live-in au pair. Currently she is at
university mastering the English language as well as French and Japanese. In her spare time she is working on her first original play. Dr. West is set
to receive his Nobel Prize and 10.0 BNM for ‘SWISH’ and is currently relishing the time he has
to spend with his family.
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