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More FromWill RogersMore FromWill Rogers

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash

with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest

political sage this country has ever known. 

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1.  Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

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2.  Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

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3.  There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

3.  There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

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4.  Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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5.  Always drink upstream from the herd.

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6.  If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.6.  If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

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7.  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

7.  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8.  There are three kinds of men: The ones that 8.  There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading.  The few who learn by learn by reading.  The few who learn by

observation.  The rest of them have to pee on observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.the electric fence and find out for themselves.

8.  There are three kinds of men: The ones that 8.  There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading.  The few who learn by learn by reading.  The few who learn by

observation.  The rest of them have to pee on observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.the electric fence and find out for themselves.holdemqueen@hotmail.com

9.  Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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10.  If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's

still there.

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11.  Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

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12.  After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started

roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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