messina hof book

Once upon a time...

Far, far away in the city of hof, germany, there lived a girl named merrill. merrill hoped one day to work as a wine maker, like her father had. but in order to become a wine maker, merrill had to find the ripest vine.

So merrill went off in search of the vine with her prince paul and paul's faithful steed named zinfandel. paul had many special powers, including wine making.

As merrill and paul journeyed toward texas; they encountered many obstacles, including an unexpected visit by chateau ste michelle, beringer and wine.com.

But thanks to paul’s wine making skills, they were able to overcome the other evil online wine retailers….

….and after many days of searching they at last came upon the vine of messina hof.

Merrill and paul proudly presented messina hof wine to the wine society of texas, who officially named them noble wine makers.

Now with hopes of an increase in online wine sales with the use of these recommendations, merrill and paul will live happily ever after at the messina hof winery...

The end