men r dogs real personals, presented by puppies by maurice...

MEN R DOGSReal Personals, Presented by Puppies

By Maurice Coyle

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real-life personal ads.

“Im looking for a hot femalethats wants to have naighty talk”

“well, how about some drinks,good conversation,mabey a little dancing,mabey?

and if your really lucky you just might get what you are after? Mabey?”

“I'm looking for a womenwho's into roll playing a little bit.”

“LET..ME..WORM..U..UP..WITH..MY..HOT..CHOCOLATE”

“im a little bore and im tryna get intosum kinky fun”

“I SEEKING A WOMEN TO ROMANS!!!”

“Any board housewives out there??”

“illl promise to pleae you in every way possible!”

“NOT GONNA LIE I'M GETTING DEPRATE!”

“I party like a rock start”

“any women like guys with long haor?”

“EVER WANTED TO CURUPT A MORMON????”

“Would you like to spend tonightin the throws of passion?”

“Quite women need not apply as I expect to be advised when all is going right and I will do the same also.

(Read as "I am a screamer!")”

“Ever fantasized about being a slutfor a total starnger?”

“ARE YOU OVER 30, CLASSY, TALL , SLENDOR, HORNY?”