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Why is the math book so

unhappy?

Because it’s full of problems!!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf- abet

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to

school?

Because she had bright students!

Why did the basket ball player

go to jail?

He shot the ball!

What day of the week do

chickens hate?

FRY-DAY

WHAT GOES IN DRY, COMES OUT WET, AND GIVES

WARM SATISFACTION?

A TEA BAG.

What was the witches' favorite

subject in school?

Spelling

What do you get when you cross an

elephant and a rhino?

EL-IF-I-NO

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will.

What am I?

An onion.

Why didn't the

skeleton go to the

ball?

Because he had no

body to go with!

Where do cows go to have fun?

To the mooovie

s!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What do you call a cow in

an earthquake?

A milkshake!

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

"Is that you, Mama?"

What dog keeps the

best time?

A watch dog.

What did one plate say to the other

plate? ????

"Lunch is on me!"

What is black and white and red all

over?

A sun burnt zebra!

What do you say to a skeleton

going on vacation?

Bone voyage!

What did the grape do

when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine!

What do you get when you cross a

snake and a kangaroo?

A jump rope!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to see what High

School was like!

What did one toilet say to the

other toilet? ????!

!!

You look a bit flushed!

Why does it get hot after a

baseball game?

Because all the fans

have left!

How can you tell if a

calendar is popular?

It has a lot of dates!