i'ra sh enl (irrational)
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i’ra sh enl
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oh my, absurdityirationallitystreetcars of intentionallitypsycotic philanthropist fartsfrozen kitten popsicles non-sense and brushfiresmist of fire-nine welcome and own senseking-pin paste face
oh my, lyman stewart
a book of lyman says,
“DRIVING BACKWARDS IS SAFER THAN DIAPERS.”
“WEARING TATTERED AND CORNCOB PIPE BOOKS, WITH JELLY FILLED CENTER.”
“COULD THIS BE POSSIBLE.. SILENT DUCKTAPE?”
“IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE UNEXPECTED SQUAL CAN REPEAT ITS IMAGE INTO MAXIMUM OR OBLIVION?”
“HOLY MORNING COW!”“HOLY MORNING COW!”“HOLY MORNING COW!”
“IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR WAR TO RAGE WITHIN AN ORANGE JUICE CARTON.”
“HETEROGENIOUS CYCLONES with a GRAVITATIONAL PULL.”
“HOMOGENIOUS CONCENTRIC hair with a NEWTONIAN PUSH.”
“HAPPY PAPPY WASN’T THAT DARN SNAPPY, PEOPLE SNEOPLE, PHYLLIS’s LAST JOURNAL ENTRY.”
“NEVER OWN A CAR
THAT WILL ALWAYS EAT THE DISHWASHER.”
“OH CRAP, I SEE BEARS ON BIKES.”
i’ra sh enl
dedicated to LYMAN STEWART
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