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Introducing Ms. NRI of the batch

Loveenia Gulati

Once upon a time a homely punjabi

kudi used to live in

Even the rikshaws are so nice in MY

Chandigarh

Punjabi songs? Yuck!! I don’t even

speak Punjabi…I only listen to the cool stuff… Huhn!

Then she went to the ‘US of A’ where she met many ABCDs

I just looove Punjabi Songs !!!

Teaches ‘Bhangra’ in the US of A

And decides to

‘Discover her Roots’

Once she reconnects with her roots, wants to develop India, so returns…

Uses entrepreneurial skills learnt in the US for her start up ‘Gossip Gang’

Expected Turnover of 200,000 gossips per annum

Misses Las Vegas, so establishes

C - 303Needs resume point for ‘Social Work’,

wants to start

Judges the development of a country by the no. of restaurants present that copy American restaurants

Needs a cure for Obsessive Pink Disorder

Uses excellent time mngmt skills to deal with her long line of aashiqs

I like women with foreign accents. I

find them aggressive and

highly attractive

Will you be my Salsa

Partner?

Oye hoye Lovely… Humein bhi kucch padha dia kar kabhi ;)

Yaar can you help me out with this project of mine

please?

Too much competition in this race

Hahahah… These fools

think they have chance

Get a chance to jump the line,

come hoosh me at A Base tonight at

12!

DisclaimerBring FDA approved items only, No dirty

Indian Stuff. Else I’ll sue you like I did when I was in the US of A.

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