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Don's 50th

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I wanna ROCK….ROCK!I want to ROCK... ROCK!!

I mean…I think I do…maybe!

Happy 50th Birthday Don!

a Nobody’s Business® Production

Rock out on your birthday!

“Just a little bit closer… ”

“You two can’t have any.”

“You know where your food is..I’m busy!”

At Grandma Havey’s

Btw, what is

that?

Get your finger outta there

Where are we?

“Dad, is that really Gold?”

Panning for ….?

At Grandma Craig’s

“Mom, the sun is blinding me.”

Easter egg hunt; Circa ‘72

“I’m just gonna eat ‘em as I

go.”

Do I have to do this?

First handgun“All I know is finally I get to shoot somebody!”

“I predict that in about 20 years, somebody’s gonna fall through this deck!”

“Yes, I’m digging. Someone has to bury the cat…??”

So proud to be 5 !

At the Craigs, circa 1966

You shall not snicker

On an adventure

First Communion

“The girls are gonna love this uniform.”A Proud Scout

Sue’s First Communion“Enough pictures already.”

At the Craig’s - circa 1970

Easter - circa ’72, Westbury Manor

“Ah, my butt

itches!”

“Shut up Pat. You’re not funny.”

“Rosie, what’s wrong

with that boy?”

?

“Yes! The new ATARI! Awesome! Thank you!”

Christmas circa 1974

Who is this guy??

“Who packed this? I can’t

find my skis!”

Winters in Colorado

Please take a moment to remember an important birthday -

that of our Lord and Savior …

Happy Birthday from the BIG J.C. !

“CHEEEEEZZEE”

A wild and wacky bunch!...…with Grandpa Havey!

“Is that collar making his face turn

red?”

“How long is the timer before it takes the picture?”

Basement of Westbury Manor ~1971

Ready for a school picture?

DeSmet High School – ‘79

“I think I know what this is!”

“Ok, you can open your eyes now. ”

Feeling good Lewis!

“Can we go already?”

“I’m sure there’s a reason this guy and his dog have to be in the picture?”

“Mom, come out of thereand show your face.”

“That’s right, uh huh…we bad!”

“It’s gonna be a great Christmas!”

Feelin’ the flow

“Finally, I get to VOTE!”

“Wait a second…YOU drive and I’ll navigate.”

“You sure these aren’t gonna make me look fat?!”

Welcome to the 50 club!! Rrrrrrggh!

“Johnny Carson is funny”… Yep “Wanna see my bald head again?”… Nope

“Seriously Dude, some day this is gonna be a fashionable look.”

“Yes, I have to do this with each of the swimmers before they compete.”

“Ok, this is toxic..BUT, will reduce the coefficient of friction by .0001m/s …which translates into a reduction of .001 seconds. Definitely worth it!”

‘Hey buddy…can you believe we all shaved our heads for

this?’

“Thanks Coach!”

“Oh yeah! You better believe it!!”

Back from UMR swim competition.‘Gentlemen, it’s party time… Italian style!’

Voted Most Valuable Swimmer of the Meet

“Who is it girl?... In English please,you know I don’t speak Spanish.”

“Do you find it amusing thatthese came out of an animal’s rear end?”

“Sue….let’s go get a slurpee.”

20th Birthday (?)

“Mom, upon further inspection,I think may need more icing.”

“At first I was afraid, I was petrified…”

“Oh Louise, let the boy go dance with his date!”

We’re not sure that’s Don…but we’re gonna go with it!

The miracle of life.

“AAAAH! There’s a ‘4’ and a ‘2’ on my head!”

“See Sue, it’s my 24th… not 42nd.”

“Oh my God! This is hideous!”

“Can you see me? Can ya?”

“Can I get an AMEN!”

“You just push the button right there on top…??”

“Grandma, I have no idea what you are talking about?”

“To be perfectly honest, I don’t think I’m gettin’ up for a picture” …

“…Ok, but just this once.”(Holiday with the Weldons)

“Wooo… nice!”

“Hey, this is gonna look awesome with my ‘stache!!”

Nyu huh

“See this cake… it can also be a hat.”

“A word of caution - when you get to the airport you might be searched.”

“Aaaay!” (Nikki)

“Would ya look at all those candles!”

“Yes, these are golf balls. Mmm…I thank you very much.”

“Here’s lookin’ at ya kid”

AAHH! One scary clown!! …

…. with one scary WITCH!

“Us clowns gotta stick together.”

“I don’t know who you are…but you…you look maahvelous”

I wonder if I should tell him how much work girls are?”

“I wonder if those people in the first row think this

gown looks funny on me?”

“I don’t think you’re suppose to eat that..?”

“Now, these two numbers times the speed of light may provide an estimate….”

“You’re very own Doodle!!”

“Now say hi to the camera!”

Happy 29th Birthday(Didn’t we celebrate it 3 slides ago??)

“Really?Again? We already ate

the cake….?!”

Happy 30th Birthday(29 sure went by fast…?)

“I love you daddy”

(whispering) “There’s another surprise coming for you.”

“Daddy, what are you doing?”

And here she is!

“Oooo, you a good danca Senior Don”

“Let me show you it’s done Consuela

“Yes, sweetie. Now say goodbye to the dancer lady.”

“I don’t know what it is sweetie… I can’t seem to get it open!”

“Happy Birthday Dad!”

“That’s right mom… however long it takes,

we’re gonna figure it out.”

“Uh huh… Just wake me when it’s over.”

“Can you get us some more cake please?”

“Now that’s the button I pushed there… I don’t know, maybe you can figure it out.”

“Ready or not here I come!”

“Uh, are you doing this right?”

“Nope. Now I am!!”

“Is this a good look for me?”

“How ‘bout now? Better?”

“Thanks! Just what I wanted!”(What it is, I have no idea!)

Godfather to Cara Debellis

“That’s it girls. Just keep pulling me!”

Dad’s three little angels

And now for a tunethat has been put together

by some of our staff…

…brought to you by the makers of Dean’s Beans

Eat Dean’s Beans OftenNOTE: Air fresheners are advised.

We now return to our scheduled presentation…

Birthday celebration at Whitmoor

A great day at Whitmoor

It’s a party

“I gotcha Rosie, you won’t spill your drink.”

Now there are THREE dancing bears??(50th Anniversary Party)

Baba-Ghanoush! The big guy!

The Funny Uncle

Who’s the midget in the middle?

“IT IS ALiiiiiiiVE!!”

“Thing, why are you on my head?…back in your box!”

“You’re taking my picture why??”

Having a nice dinner out

“I think I swalled an apple.”

“Must you take a picture of me right now?”

“Let me get a picture of you taking a picture of me. Cool.”

“I’m-m-m-m-ac-c-c-cold!”

Geez woman! This is

where my thermostat

is set at home!

“Is that the top of the mountain? Is that a good idea for a 1st run?”

Driving back from Steamboat

“Who is going to up at 2:30am to

get this pic?”

A more memorable moment: walking in to some kind of store somewhere

“What’s so funny?!!”

Greatseats!No, I mean mine!

“Don’t worry, a half-marathon is onlydifficult if you have to run the 2nd half.”

Half-marathon…complete!

Back to the MS150 – post broken hip… to kick it’s ass once again!

Finished the MS150!

And now for a Public Service Announcement from :

Society for the Promotion

of Healthy Gallbladders

Thank you for respecting your gallbladder.Note: our society does not condone profanity.

And now back to our regular program…

Road trip to Macon, MO

He’s got a knack for art (?)

…Like the guy above whose eyeball is falling out…

…He can climb rocks of minimal heights…

…When he swims, dolphins appear,or these giant red balls…

Traveling to Tahoe to meet the Runyons

…He once had an awkward moment,just to see what it was like….

…He is… the Most Interesting Man in the World

“STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS”

That’s the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it…

Having fun with the Runyons in Lake Tahoe

“We’re not sure how Steve was able to get such a good catch with Danielle…??”

Lake Tahoe 2011(Ok, now can you move?.…you’re blocking the view!)

Visiting Central Park on a trip to NYC

“Would you get over hereand give me a push?!”

The new ride of a lifetime!!

Road Trip to Memphis – ‘thank you, thank you very much’

“Nooo… I said a triple quadskim half-pump mocha.”

Starbucks

“Are you sure this is safe?! I am 103!”

“Can we go around 1 more time?”

I think I’ll just stay here and pose for some pics for awhile.

This is you riding. “No, this is me leaving! ”

“Don’t forget we have brunch in an hour… so don’t over do it!”

“Did you bring some Tums?”

The Loading Dock - Grafton, IL

Crossing the river from Grafton ILto MO …on the Brussels Ferry

Stopped at Skip’s PlaceNote: don’t eat the food…

OR THIS COULD HAPPEN -->

He got a FREE shirt that says:

I ate at Skip’s Place

“You’re not seriously taking my picture in this diner?!”

Stopped for a rest on a long ride“Take the picture and let’s go!”

“Do you think those Tacos were radio-active?”

Catching a great view while out ridingWashington, MO

Riding off into the sunset

Here’s to the next 50 !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ...from ALL OF US!

A BIG thanks goes to all of the following –

Audio Video Specialist: Steven Clement

Content Contributors:Lori GriffithRosmeary HaveyDoris ClementSusan DebellisSteve RunyonAnthony DebellisMaria DebellisDr Joseph Bowles

Idea Contributors:Doug DebellisBob BeyerDr J BowlesGeorge Reed

Recognized Groups and Entities:Whitmoor Country Club and StaffStarbucks Coffee CompanyUniversity of Missouri – Rolla the Town of Steamboat Springs COthe Coordinators of the MS150the Restauranteurs of North Lake TahoeSkip’s Place Restaurant ILthe Illinois Highway Patrolthe Grafton IL Police Departmentthe Historical Society of Chesterfield MOthe Creators of Family Guy

Recognized Groups and Entities Continued:

YouTube, IncChristoper Walken EnterprisesOzenkosky Cakes and BakeryYahama MotorsportsHarley Davidson Motor Companythe Centenarian Societythe Addams FamilyThousand Oaks Homeowners AssociationNYC Parks and RecreationSinging and Dancing Telegrams, IncOakley Sunglasses, Inc.Logan College of ChiropracticJib Jab eCard SendablesAtari Games, IncWebster Groves Ice RinkHolloween Costumes 4 YouIncarnate Word ParrishLake of the OzarksWashington MO Parks-n-Recreation

Music Considerations* Provided by:

U2Black Eyed Peasthe Doobie Brothersthe EaglesJourneyCrosby Still NashDire StraitsNickelbackQueenGloria GaynorPeter GabrielTriumphLou GrammLynyrd SkynyrdGloria Gaynor

*and respective labels who own the rights to all published music provided by such named artist.

And special thanks to everyone here at

3 Brothers RestaurantLabadie MO

for their service and hospitality.

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But that doesn’t mean you can’t laugh about it. Just make sure you don’t disobey!

Now smile!! It’s a party!!

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