halloween joke show1
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What does a panda ghost eat?
What do you call a single vampire?
• A bat-chelor.
• What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie
It was fang-tastic!
http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/halloween.php
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/halloween.php
! l You sure are Boo-tifu
Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!
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What does a bird say at Halloween?
Twick or tweet."
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Q: Why are vampires tough to get along with?
Because they can be pains in the neck
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What is a mummy's favouritetype of music
Rap music
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What is a skeleton's favouriteinstrument?
The trombone.
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What does a bird say at Halloween?
"Twick or tweet."
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What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
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Ghost-Toasties
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
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Why was the baby ghost sad?
He wanted his mummy!
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers!
http://spoonful.com/halloween/halloween-jokes
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
What's a monster's favorite play?
Where does Dracula keep his money?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
What did the skeleton order for dinner?
What do witches put on their bagels?
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Scream Cheese
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin!www.robinsfyi.com/
Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
Because he was always a goblin.www.robinsfyi.com/
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/jokes/topics/halloween.shtml
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You sure are Boo-tiful!
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What subject in school is easy for a witch?
Spell-ing
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Why are vampires tough to get along with?
Because they can be pains in the neck!
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When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you are a mouse
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What key opens a Haunted House?
A spooKEY
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What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coffin?"
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Why did the witch travel on a broom?
She couldn't afford a vacuum cleaner!
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Do you know how to make a witch itch?
You take away the w!
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What do skeletons say before dinner?
Bone appetite!
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
bamBOO!
mikayla
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Q. What is a mummy's favouritetype of music?
A. Rap music
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/halloween.html
Q. What is a skeleton's favouriteinstrument
A. The trombone
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/halloween.html
Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave
A. Lazy bones!
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/halloween.htmls
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend !
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle
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Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
It was fang-tastic!
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Do you know how to make a witch itch?
You take away the w!
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Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
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He wanted his mummy!
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