geico commercial i’ts funny and it’s true!. part 1 why are thu people so sad like chicken...
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Geico commercial
I’ts funny and it’s true!
Part 1
• Why are thu people so sad like chicken without thee leg?
Part 2
• Stop it oldie.
Part 3
• Yeah I agree!
Part 4
• Surrender!
Part 5
• Hey look a distraction
Part 6
• What as is thee meaning?
Part 7
• Yo gramps! I’m joinin dem in da dark side.
• Beacase I hot shocksfere.
Part 8
• No!
Part 9
• Join us billy now, or die!
Part 10
• So tempted!
Part 11
• I will get to thee bottom of this!
Part 12
• You know what! It’s time to die!
part 13
• We too fight!
Part 14
• Fear thee power of thy sword thou disrespectful roaches!
Part 15
• Oh yeah! We got ak-47’s!
Part 16
• I got thee bow.
Part 17
• We don’t care! Oh lets have a staring contest!
Part 18
• Neither side will give up.
• 12 hours later…….
Part 19
• Getting so tired……. must struggle to stay awake
Part 20
• Stay awake! We may kill you for being baby
Part 21
• A baby like me like
Part 22
• Yes a baby like you like you
Part 23
• (annoying rap, tom cruise goes deaf)
Part 24
• Oh my gosh tom cruise is deaf!
Part 25
• Tam crus is dead now me the French actor will dominate!
Part 26
• He’s deaf not dead and his name is tom cruise not tam Cruz.
Part 27
• Yay tom cruise is deaf! That means I can earn/rip-off millions of dollars teaching him sign language!
Part 28
• Um…. Sir you can’t raise the price just because he is a celebrity.
Part 29
• English to slang translation: Dude yo just can’t snatch his dough just cuz’ he’s krunk.
• Bye I got to trash the store.
Part 30
• (back to where we were before the translation.)
Part 31
• Happy new year it’s 1910
Part 32
• Wait that’s too far back.
Part 33
• We fight for human race in 4152.
Part 34
• Wait that’s too far forward.
Part 35
• Now we’re at the right spot.
Part 36
• I can to!
Part 37
• And we can destroy the death star! Come on rebel alliance get in your x-wings!
Part 38
• Yes princess!
Part 39
• Errgh males!
Part 40
• You can’t rip-off tom cruise I’ll explain.
• Opps I got a call.
Part 41
• You must replace the toilet seat.
Part 42
• Meanwhile….
Part 43
• Spider-man got hit by a car!
Part 44
• Sir there’s been a malfunction in the surprise in humans machine the
• machine it will take 32 hours to repair!
Part 45
• I’ll just take 32 hours playing video games.
Part 46
• You killed my guy!
Part 47
• Lets play again and again until I beat you!
Part 48
• You have so much perseverance you never give up! I’m done!
Part 49
• But we still have 14.345611298 hours to go!
Part 50
• Fine we’ll play 1,000,000,000,000 more games and that should be enough.
Part 51
• But there isn’t enough time.
Part 52
• You just complained about me stoping.
Part 53
• Argument takes the rest of the time ……………………..
Part 54
• It’s fixed.
Part 55
• The toilet seat is broke!
Part 56
• It’s so great to be an idiot. Oh sorry back to the advertisement/scam.
Part 57
• Don’t sing again, plus grandpa all this talk about toilet seats makes me have to go to the bathroom!
Part 58
• Hurry up so I can resume the story.
Part 59
• (inside the bathroom)
Part 60
• I got diheria?
Part 61
• Sir there’s been a malfunction in the emotions machine. It will take 500 hours to repair.
Part 62
• Oh wah wah don’t you ever stop nagging?
Part 63
• But sir I’m
Part 64
• I know! I can play star wars!
Part 65
• But the princess is going through legal problems with a man in Rouge Squadron. It happened right before the other machine broke.
Part 66
• Part 66? Who watched cars last night?
Part 67
• Cars that’s for babies!
Part 68
• Were supposed to be talking about game choices! Not movie choices!
Part 69 special slide by my sister
To day was the best day ever laura ann Morrison .p.s. I lovo this and it is fun
Part 70
• She isn’t aware! (Laugh!)
Part 71
• Jokes aren’t games! But they are funny!
Part 72
• I lost the slide find it.
Part 73
• Yeah I agree!
Part 74
• Wrong slide, ya idiot!
Part 75
• Here’s the slide.
Part 76
• Now our feature presentation.
Part 77
• This film is rated N for no one.
Part 78
• I know a game!
Part 79
• We are saved! Thank you hero!
Part 80
• Lets play annoy the other person!
Part 81
• That is not a video game, you going down!
Part 82
• Uh, uh, hoooow aaaabout qqqq-berrrrrt!
Part 83
• Yes ,yes, yes!
Part 84
• Okay lets play this game.
Part 85
• This is some idiot coming to annoy you!
Part 86
• I’m ready to do nothing!
Part 87
• This is dumb, but lets watch it!
Part 88
• Lets hit ourselves!
Part 89
• (movie is over)
Part 90
• The machine is fixed.
Part 91
• I got dihera!
Part 92
• Go to bed I will go back to the story.
Part 93
• I will fix the toilet.
Part 94
• (race to home)
Part 95
• Hi, I’m Peter Pan.
Part 96
• Your peanut butter killed my kid!
Part 97
• Okay, only 5 more miles of following a sausage link home.
Part 98
• I fixed it!
Part 99
• (back at work)
Part stop counting
• Let me explain.
• Tom Cruise is rich.
• He enjoys luxury.
• If you raise the price he will be treated like a normal person and go back to his old job.
• Okay.
• I won the staring contest!
• Time to figure out the sadness.
• Hi happy person acting like an emo.
• Hi large group of hobos.
• Hi large graveyard admins.
• Vat a minatie.
• Why are thu people so sad like chicken without thee leg?
• Why!
• Why!
• Why!
• I will tell you!
• Who are you!
• I, am that annoying guy on the fake Q-Bert game.
• Where are you taking me!
• To the Motor City.
• You mean detroit.
• Yes!
• Look at what happened.
• I am a geico salesman.
• This happened because people could not save money on their car insurance.
• Geico 15 minutes or more can save you money on your car insurance.
• Geico.com so easy a caveman can do it.
• Not again! I am not an idiot! I AM a caveman!
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