buck up juniors,companies are coming

GRE,GATE,PLACEMENTS,AGGREGATE,B.E. PROJECT

1. APTI (lil different) 20-15-252. INTERVIEW

SECTION 1-GOT MATHS AND SHIT

SECTION 2-GOT VERBAL

SECTION 3-VERY DIFFERENT ,somewhat

logical

Eg of 3= Select the correct pattern

Given pattern: 11111911191111

And 4 option..

And then there’s a final list of who cleared

That bugger didn’t pronounce my surname!! Causing confusion.

So this:

1 TOPIC -5MINS MINIMUM

GOODS:Keeps connected ,data analysis,crime detection,blah

blah blah……

BADS:Vandalized girl’s house after balasaheb passed awaynihal khan ,adnan patrawala,blah blah…..

UGLY:JOKES ON NIRBHAYADEEPIKA PADUKONECONTROVERSY

Sanskrit gave me an edge Gave a verdict that social media is powerful

and we should be aware our actions don’t hurt feelings(duh!)

GOT THE FUCKINN JOBB!!!!

Accenture has a resume maker tool.

(circulates the resume) My aggregate(56.17 !) inspired me to try

something KICKASS!

PAN CARD,PASSPORT,AADHAR All mark sheets(collect it now coz Exam cell is

a pain in the ass!) Resume(duhhh! :P ) And #SWAG!

TCSALGO:1. TAKE THE PAID TRAINING FROM

CLG2. CRACK APTI3. CRACK INTERVIEW4. CONGO ! UR PLACED!

*RECRUITED 110 THIS YR!!!

KICK ASS COMPANY!! SERVES UNLIMITED

MAGGI IN OFFICE!

ALGO:

1. JOIN SPOJ,CODECHEF

2. CODE CODE AND CODE

3. PASS CODING TEST

4. PASS 2-3 INTERVIEWS

5. PLACED!!

RECRUITED 0 THIS YR

RS AGGRAWAL-FOR QUANTS( LIFESAVER)

INDIABIX-FOR EVERYTHING ELSE

Vernacular students – ..

MAKE A IDEAS FOR BE PROJECT

PRACTICE APTI

IMPROVE ENGLISH(catch those GRE buggers)

AVOID KT! AT ALL COSTS!

MAKE A RESUME AND SEND IT TO stupidsid

JOIN LINKEDIN

FAKE AN ACCENT

TRY TO CRACK A JOKE

FAKE HOBBIES