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Jul 26, 2013 @ 9:01am

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1 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

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2 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

Forget the Dislike button. Facebook needs a "Fifth Amendment" button. We always figured the

compulsion of users to share every little detail of their lives could one day lead to a criminal

prosecution, since it's only a matter of time before someone ends up being bored to death. But

based on these post-happy criminals, cops could probably cut down on their interrogation hours if

they would just hand their suspect a laptop and say, "While you wait for your attorney to get here,

why not update your status?"

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3 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

What is the greater crime: endangering everyone on the road, or that steering wheel

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4 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

No, ma'am, the royalty of tax fraud already exists: they're called large corporations.

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5 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

You're never out of reach of the long Monopoly pun of the law.

"Well, he's got us there. We can't arrest anyone on their bday. Let him go, boys."

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6 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

"See, kids? They're so gentle you can just walk up and abuse the shit out of them!"

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7 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

Wait wait wait! This elaborate deception was by a guy named "Ruse"? Hahahahahaha

Updated 4/25/13:

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8 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

Seriously girl, no matter what kind of pills those are, $3.50 is too cheap.

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9 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

That's what Craigslist is for, you silly goof.

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10 of 12 10/31/2014 4:45 PM

It was a hit and run. He hit my car with his body.

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