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Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

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Dumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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Smart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = production

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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item

that she doesn't need.

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men

are a lot more willing to die.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting

that she won't change, and she

does.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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A man tells his office colleagues that he always has the last word in any argument

with his wife. An office colleague asks, “How do you manage that?”

The man says, “I am made to say ‘Wife Darling, you are right!’”

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The End

With Metta,Bro. Oh Teik Bin

May Laughter chase all your blues away!