24 reasons why twitter sucks!

24 Reasons why

Twitter sucks!

I know it is almost a crime to

say these kind of things nowadays, but in no particular order I present you

24 reasons why Twitter sucks!

#1 It is everywhere …

@TV: CNBC -“You can check out

all the greatstock tips on our

Twitter page at blah blah blah”

@Radio: 102.7 Kiss FM - “Ryan

Seacrest here, you can check out all

my awesome

celebrity dirtby following my

Twitter…”

@Toilet: Reading Business Week

Magazine -“Twenty ways to

boostyour business with Twitter”

@Work: My Boss -“You are

fired!”

#2It is mobile ...

... which results in this kind of crap!

#3Meaningless

tweets ...

... and more meaningless tweets.

#4It is a bigtime waster!

#5 The followers rat race ...

… resulting in people’s

pathetic attempts to …

… get some

magic number

of followers by begging for more followers, …

… brag about how many followers they have gotten in

just 2 days, …

… and complain how they

followers “all of a sudden”.

#6The authority

#7The noise

#8The down time

... that has BIG impact on lives!

#9It is anti

social

#10A lot of things just can not be said in

140 characters

...

#11Features dissapear without warning

#12People think everybody is reading their

freaking Tweets.

#13You are naked and exposed ...

… while you might think you’re having a conversation with a close group of friends, in reality you’re shouting out

to the entireworld!

#15It’s like reality TV without pictures

There are annoyingtypes of users, like …

#16The Spammers

#17The Spam Followers

#18The Bots

#19The Celebrities

#20The Shameless Self Promoters

#21The Fake

Celebrities

#22The Egos

#23The Mystery Linkers

“Wow. I’m speechless

[bit.ly].”

and …

#24The FoodFetishists

And as a bonus the last,

and maybe the

best reason is ...

I did not came up with the idea

myself!

@henricodolfing

www.henricodolfing.com