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AH-64 satirical Schlumberger cartoon, "Logging an Oil Well"TRANSCRIPT
^ FREE AH.64 SUPPLEMENT!MidnighL The manager
calls engineer Tom Wlitc for
But youaid I was, sato I was
l, on days aff.
13) A-lrt Tod FEparEs thc jobd|c Schlumb.rgcr rray.
hold the tool while
you pull the
33) A.M- On the wry ro ric rigTom is in coasLTt coruTuniedon
The sheavej
fell out. Luckywe have two.
And don'tkink the
I hope this
is the ight rig - notlike last tine.
I'll be
witnessing the
log boy so
I wanna spitoon
rcady in
'And I wantto take the
after CALas well.
Inside the truck Toin gels acalibradon off an old data tlpedespite version 30 software crashes.
gaes in here
dick head!
Even allv a lvo.king lool stringis found and dre job cm ,t,n
The CSU has
cnshed again!
This dieniwon't knowthe difference
The tool is behcving erraticauy ud will not rcpelr. .Nor again'$irks Tom. He stays cool and plays ba.k par.r ot fie maid log tosDlicc on xs r reterr section,
0.K. Ton - any
mare stickefi?
glitches are
quitP normal -
don't wotry.
Tom erplains rhe log to $e clienL
I nanaged toget a set ofgolfclubs of the last
Nlighty fine
squiggies there
Tom. but where isthe CCL?
dnined the bloody
water cushion
there goes the
botton nose.
No. no losttine was rcported.
Why do you think Iam still bent aver?
Susan Hunt, Log Aorlysi. plays rie tape back and finds no dara.She sjrifdy subsritutcs a log from a nearby well.
And lea're yourradiation badge invour locker before
handling a source.
Is three lowfor a spern
count?
AH-ol - Best known as an Junk - v.t- to remove fromalternatlve magazine, less the books - a word peculLarwell known as an adaptor to technical and peisonnethead thing/. staff as in "Junk h1m on
paper-,
Kink the cable - per-lorm a perverse act. usu-ally due to having beenoffshore too long.
B"fo.. Cal - Usuallvdone at the same time'as
the after cal-
Tool, allows Schlumbergerto charge enorrnous fees aswell as usiing up rig time-
Sai.k."" - Smalt blackand white bits of gummedpaper. In Libya Filiptno rigcrew have been known towork a.tl night as opera-tors for a couple of ttrese.
Tn"aruta-Amlthicalptace where managersclaim they used to work.
I-lnderstandine - Whatthe client claims- he hadwhen he demands a freeservice.
enough to get you awayfrom your manager.
Iy'Vpe test - An ancientSchlumberger ritual morecommonly known as 'huntthe trainee'.
X-Rav (airoort) - usuallvblamed for iadlationbadge exposure.
Yello* *..k point - Notnearly strong enough-
Z"ro th"tool - fake a
Ccr - coutaLog, but therenot.
be Called aagain maybe
Days Off - A Iictionalterm used in contractsand no where else-
Eaa - o toot in search ofan interpretation.
FO\{ - Larse obsoleteIeather boun? books usefulas door-stops, fly swatsor for patching jeans.
Gtia.t ." - normallvcaused by bad holes dtcbut neyer by tool prob-lems..
Help FiIe Loosesheets of paper whichaccompany new softwarereleases that explain howto run the previous ver-sion.
N.,rtro., Bomb - Chans- I Iine Lhe NPHI alsocithm " ,Y acation Travel AI-wiihout informi"ns the Iowance _ A sum ofclienrs. " money not nearly [arge
IJogAnalyst-AtemDo-rary job held by failed 6utun-Iireable managers.
M""rrrm - winner ofthe laxative beauty con-test,
Oir - e dark smellv lio-uid thar some old fi6ld 'engineers actually claimto have seen.
P."ro.r.r"l Oflice - Theone with the disconnectedtelephone, barred win-dows and the armedguards.
Q-crr..t-Makeamarkon a chart (or better. sey-eral charts) every fewmonths.lntercom-ararelvread
sycophanric travelogde.trRFr - Repetitive Fishing
plausible calibratlon.