a month inside new haircut
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Bottles Of Soda420
Cups Of Tea102
WE DRINK A LOT
ONE MONTH INSIDE
Cups Of Coffee570
Matches Played125
213 2,322
Fights Won213
Races Completed61
Use Cars39%
Use PublicTransport
7%
21 sweets stolen off employee desks(hint: COO last seen in the neighborhood)
Open Tickets
91% 5% 2% 1%USA
7Dogs
1Bird
2Guinea Pigs
5Cats
Europe Asia South Africa1%
Australia
Closed Tickets
Use TheirLegs
36%
Liters Of Water650
WE MOVE AROUND
Use Bicycles18%
WE DON’T ALWAYS WORK
WE GET ROBBED
WE MANAGE WORK
JIRA
WE COMMIT
1,127 GIT Commits toBitbucket
WE LOVE OUR WORLDLY CLIENTS
WE OWN PETS
WE GET INSPIRED
55 Inspiring articles sent to us by our CEO,usually from Medium. He has too much timeon his hands.
WE HELP STARTUPS START
WE ENJOY TALKING SHOP
148Hours of Meetings (sigh).
WE CREATE FROM SCRATCH
public function getGirls() { if ( $this->hasMoney() === false ) { return ‘go home’ ; } return ‘#swag’; }
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DESIGNED AND ILLUSTRATED BY NEW HAIRCUT
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120,000 x 120,000Pixels Designed
180Downloads of Our Pitch DeckTemplate