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Edition №1 01.12.2014

”… I try to be

realistic.”

Janara

Baitugelova

p.3

Students Holiday.

Where and how

can students earn

money in summer?

p.6

American family’s life in Naryn

Pierre baike and his wife Vickie eje p.7

Famous people in the World

and at Naryn State University p.9

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News of NSU

Halloween at Naryn State University

Group A-12 organized a Halloween party with their teacher Aizada

Mambetalieva and volunteers at the American center. All students

were in scary costumes with awesome makeup. The party was

excellent, all students were happy. At the end they treated with horror-

foods.

Naryn State University’s gentlemen in tuxedos

and ladies in elegant dresses.

On the 17th of November students celebrated

International Students Day. The holiday party

started at 2:00 p.m. in room 301.Students

who came to the party were in tuxedos and elegant dresses.

Students sang, danced and played

amazing games. Also KVN team “Univer” came to

congratulate the students on this holiday.

At Naryn State University there was a students’ conference on the theme of “The role of education and

science in the government”

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From November 17-18, 2014 at Naryn State University there was a conference on the theme of “The role of

education and science in the government” among students of Kyrgyz Republic. In general, many students who

came from Bishkek, Osh, Talas, Jalal-Abad participated. The financial sponsor was Naryn-Turkish Lyceum named

after M. Subankozhoev. The best reports awarded: Ala-too Ata-Turk University took first place, Talas State

University took second place, and Naryn State University took third place.

Professors of NSU celebrated International Science Day

On November 19, 2014 there was provided an “International Science Day” at NSU by Narynkul Chorobaeva vice

rector for Science, Innovative Technology and International Relations.

At 10:30 a.m. in audience 301 was a meeting and it finished with concert. Rector congratulated her colleagues and

wished them great success.

Scientists of Naryn State University were awarded.

Prepared by Nurzat Kenjebek kyzy

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”…….. I try to be realistic.”

Interview with Head of International Relations Office at Naryn State

University Janara Baitugelova.

1. Before starting our interview, I would like to know about your

personal life?

I am a happy mother of three children, two of them are students of Arabaev State

Pedagogical University of Construction. I have many friends not only in

Kyrgyzstan, but in the whole world.

I like travelling and learning. I am always happy to meet new people and to visit

places.

2. What progress you have achieved in life? Give specific examples of

your success professional activity?

I have gained enough experience to work as a University teacher and as Head of International Relations

Office at Naryn State University. In addition, I am the President of English Teachers Association in Naryn

oblast.

3. Have you received any awards? If yes , what awards?

I have received many certificates from Naryn State University, Administrasion Office, Naryn Oblast

Administration, Talas city, Mayor and Ministry of Education and Science of the Kyrgyz Republic.

4. Which countries have you been?

USA, Sweden, Poland, Germany, India, Lithuania, Belgium, Italy, and Spain by my work.

5. What characteristics you characterize yourself?

Workaholic, perfectionist, sometimes strict, democratic, sometimes kind it depends on the situation. But

usually, I try to be realistic.

6. Why did you choose this profession?

Because, I like to teach others, what I know and share my experience, and because, I like travelling.

7. How do you think, what qualities a person must possess to achieve their goal?

Responsibility, time management, necessary skills and competences.

8. If you return back to life, what would you change?

Nothing.

9. Tell me what is the meaning of happiness?

Happiness is to be yourself and to be thankful and grateful to what you already have. Enjoying your life!

10. What would you do for students in future?

I would like to send more students to Europe, USA and others countries to learn more and to travel. By the

way, next week in American Center will be Erasmus Day, I would like to invite students interested in!

Thank you for meeting with me and we wish you all good things and success at your work.

Prepared by Sezim Kerip Kyzy

22.11.2014

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“To achieve the goal, you should try and try”

Interview with teacher of NSU Abdyraimova Jazgul Kerimbekovna

1. Could you tell me about yourself?

I am Jazgul Abdyraimova, teacher at the NSU. I have two lovely sons and a

husband

2. How you characterize yourself?

My character is open and I am patient.

3. Why did you choose this profession?

I choose this profession because, I like English Language.

4. Which countries have you been?

I have been in Kazakstan and Portugal

5. What qualities a person must possess to achieve their goal?

To achieve the goal, you should try and try.

6. In what your happiness?

Happiness, when you have all things what you want, especially: parents, husband and children, profession.

Thank you very much and I bless you with my best wishes for you future. .

” I like to communicate with students…”

Interview with a Dean of Agrarian Technical Faculty Chekirova Gulmira Kojobekovna.

1. Good morning Gulmira Kojobekovna

Good morning.

2. Can you tell me about yourself?

I am from Issyk kul. I was born on 27th of October in 1969 year. I graduated from the Pedagogical Faculty

of Physics. From 1992 until 1999 I worked at the Chkalov school. In 1999 I started work at the NSU. Now

I am a dean of Agrarian Technical Faculty. I have 3 children.

3. Can you tell me about Agrarian Technical Faculty?

Agrarian Technical Faculty was opened in 1997

4. How long have you been working as a dean?

Since 2013.

5. What are the main problems in your faculty?

Number of students

New laboratory

Repair

6. Have you received the awards? If yes, what kind of?

2010 Excellence in education

Honorable diplomas and certificates by NSU and regional administration

7. What are you proud in your life?

I proud of my children, and my work.

8. Who did you want to be when you were young?

I wanted to be a teacher.

9. Why do you like this profession?

I like to communicate with students.

10. If you return back to life, what would you like to change?

Nothing. I love what I have.

11. What your plans for the future? Do you have?

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To open new specialty

Increase number of students

Receive the degree of Doctor.

Thank you for your interview. We wish you luck and great success

“I proud of my children…”

Vice – Rector for Education, deputy in city Naryn, Candidate of

Economic Sciences, associate professor Nuralieva Nazgul Moldalievna.

1. First, can you give an information about yourself?

I was born in 1969. I am from Issyk kul. In 1990 I graduated from

the College of Michurinks in Russia, department of “Technician”.

In 2000 I graduated from the University named by Kasym

Tynystanov, department “Accounting and audit” in Issyk kul.

2. What progress did you make? What experiences in your work?

I participated at International Scientific Conferences and different programs. I had Read the lecture and

seminar lessons about “Economic”, “Finance”, “Accounts and management”. In 2007 I became a Deputy,

In 2010 I was a Dean Economic, Business and Management faculty .

3. The achievements at the University?

Each department works over its plans successfully. Science education research produced many books,

manuals, syllabus for students and teachers always go to trainings to Turkey, China, Germany, Portugal.

4. What is the main problem at the University?

The main is to improve process of education. Accreditation of profession.

5. What contribution did you make for Naryn?

I helped to make the yard of school named by Toktogul Satilganov, helped to provide printer. At the end of

the year I want to give a scholarship for two best students.

6. Is it difficult to manage the large stuff?

Yes, to operate with each teacher and student requires a lot of energy. It needs tolerance, determination

and resistance.

7. What are your achievements?

Honorary certificates of NSU, Administration, KR. 2013 “The best deputy of the year”, diploma, “Asylzat

nuru” medal, “Ardaktu aiym” etc. 2011, Candidate of economic sciences 2014 dots and many certificates.

8. What was your favorite profession in your childhood?

lawyer, sometimes singer. Now, I like to sing.

9. What are you proud of your life?

I proud of my children, my parents and work with people.

10. What qualities do you possess?

Justice, accuracy, teachable, kind.

11. What plans do you have?

To develop NSU.

Thank you very much and we wish you great success.

Prepared by Sezim Kerip kyzy

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Students Holiday. Where and how can students earn money in summer?

The session finished. There began a long-awaited summer. For two months in a student's life, they are free.

However, today's students are not accustomed to wasting time, so many students in the hottest period of the year

look for work. Where can we get a job in the summer? How much can you earn? To these questions we tried to

answer in this article.

Asel Nurjanova student of 4th

grade.

In summer I was in Turkey I worked at a hotel «Maritim Pine Beach Resort» and practiced

English and Turkish languages. Also I earned money. I travelled in many towns as:

Antalya, Alanya, Manavgat , Side and others. It was unforgettable summer for me.

Sharsheeva Safiyat student of 4th

grade.

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If

I am not there, I go to work” as say Robert Orben I like being a workaholic and feeling

tiredness. For two years I spend my summer holidays in Turkey. I worked in “Gural

Premier Hotels and Resort” as a hostess and earned good money per month. If we

compare our country with Turkey we cannot earn that kind of money here. We will be

able to combine working with traveling. Traveling to Turkey was very interesting and I

impressed from beautiful places in Turkey. I traveled in cities Antalya ( Worlds Biggest

Tunnel Aquarium, Mini City Antalya Museum, Duden Waterfall, Koleji Antalya),

Belek, Manavgat ( Manavgat Waterfall), Side ( Antik Kent), Denizli ( Pamukkale Roman Hierepolis,

Amphitheatre), Kemer. So I spent my unforgettable summer holidays with working, traveling and relaxing. I would

like to give advice for all the students: do not miss your chance in youth. Work, travel and relax!

Chyntemirova Altynai and Sheishenbek kyzy Meerim

Students of 4th

grade We are students at Naryn State University. In summer holiday we were in Antalya, Belek.

We worked as guest relation at hotel «Maxx Royal Belek Golf Spa». In this summer

holiday we not only earned money, but also we improved our speaking skills

in English and Turkish.

Taalaibek kyzy Nurdan student of 4th

grade. In summer holiday I was in Turkey for 6 month. I worked at hotel «Nena Club» as

a guest relation and I practiced English, Turkish and German languages. I was

attended sending and taking e-mail from guests. My relationships with managers

and personals was great. I passed successful training and amazing experience.

Prepared by Meerim Sheishenbek kyzy

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American families life in Naryn

Some foreigners live in Naryn. I also live in Naryn and two years ago I met an American couple

which live here. They are Pierre baike and his wife Vickie eje. Recently I interviewed Vickie eje.

Question: where are you come from?

Answer: I am from the state of Louisiana. It is a southern state.

Question: Please, tell me about Louisiana?

Answer: Louisiana is a very interesting place. People there eat frog legs, Alligator sauce piquant, crayfish, turtles

and many other delightful dishes. Since rice grows well there, the people also eat many rice dishes such as:

Jambalaya. Jambalaya is similar to plov. Because Louisiana has many bodies of water, a main industry and hobby

is fishing.

Question: What are the differences between Louisiana and Kyrgyzstan?

Answer: The main difference is that Kyrgyzstan has beautiful snowcapped mountains and Louisiana has no

mountains at all. The weather is also very different. Summers in Louisiana are very hot and humid and winters are

very mild. It rarely snows.

Question: How are the cultures alike?

Answer: Both groups of people are very friendly. In Louisiana we eat a rice dish similar to plov and eat a fried

bread like Boorsok.

Question: Can you tell me about your family?

Answer: Forty-one years ago I married Pierre and we have four beautiful children. A son and three daughters. We

are blessed with eight grandchildren.

Question: When did you come to Naryn?

Answer: Forteen years ago we came here with an invitation to help the pupils in the village of Ming- Bulak with

English.

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Question: I am interested in learning more about your cooking classes. When did it start?

Answer: They started in 2002, when I taught a class about how to cook dried beans.

Question: Why beans?

Answer: While living in Kyrgyzstan I met many people with anemia. I thought that if the people would eat beans

which are cheaper than meat, then they would be healthier. Since many Kyrgyz people had eaten at my home and

enjoyed pizzas, cakes etc… they asked me to teach them how to make these different dishes. So, for the last twelve

years I have been teaching these classes.

Question: You gave me a copy of your cookbook in the Kyrgyz language. Tell me how this project came into

being?

Answer: The Kyrgyz people that attended my cooking classes asked me for a written copy of the recipes that we

cooked during our classes. I then had some young girls, who we had taught English in Ming- Bulak, help me

translate the recipes from English into Kyrgyz. The cookbook was published in 2008 and contains more than 150

recipes.

Question: Do you enjoy living in Naryn oblast?

Answer: Yes, I do. I have met many interesting and very hospitable people.

Question: I know that during the week you conduct English clubs and give cooking classes. Do you have other

plans of helping Naryn and its people?

Answer: All the things we have done here so far in Kyrgyzstan were because we were asked to help in these areas.

As for future plans it will depend on the Kyrgyz people.

Thank you for meeting with me. May you be blessed with good health and prosperity.

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Prepared by Taalaybek kyzy Nurdan.

20.11.2014

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Famous people in the World and in Naryn State University

Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripol

Born in , Columbia in 1997, Shakira Isabel Mebarak

Ripoll, displayed a prodigious musical talent from an

early age. Her father encouraged her

to write and create song lyrics. Even

by the age of 7 she showed

remarkable talent in both singing and

dancing. It was in her grandmother’s

Lebanese restaurant where she learnt

and developed dancing routines.

Although born in Columbia her father was Lebanese.

As a child her voice was very powerful and some

criticized it for being ‘too powerful’ But, Shakirа

caught the eye of music producers and she started

recording her own albums .In 1995, she released Pies

Descalzos’, which gained her much popularity in Latin

America and Spain

William Shakespeare 1564–1616 What’s most impressive about

his fame is that we know very

little at all about Shakespeare

himself, the man and his life.

He only had a grammar school

education and worked as an

actor before becoming a playwright. What makes

Shakespeare so great is his seamless blend of the finest

poetry, profound, multifaceted philosophy, and a lively

wit. Do it one time and you’ll win quite a few awards

and be thought a great writer. Shakespeare did it 37

times, and that doesn’t account for his 154 sonnets, the

bulk of the English repertory. Hamlet and King Lear are

universally acclaimed masterpieces, benchmarks

against which all other drama, before and after, is

judged.

Jack Dawson

There was a man named J. Dawson

who died aboard the Titanic, but

James Cameron did not know that

he existed until AFTER he wrote

the Titanic screenplay. He did not

base the Jack character on this J.

Dawson person. The man’s gravestone bears the

inscription “J. Dawson,” and no one knows what the “J”

stands for. Some people believe it was Joseph or James.

But who really knows? J. Dawson could have been

“Jack Dawson”.

Omuralieva Damira Kemelovna

Damira Omuralieva is a rector of

Naryn state university named after

S.Naamatov, doctor of economics,

professor. Born in , Naryn in 1966.

She works at NSU from 1996 to

present day. She is a member of

the expert group on

implementation of credit technology in higher

education institutions of Kyrgyz Republic. She is

an author of 7 strategic programs of social and

economic development of Naryn region and more

than 50 scientific educational and methodical

works.

Siyaev Tashtanbek Monoldorivich

Tashtanbek Siyaev is a head of

department of pedagogy of Naryn

state university named after

S.Naamatov, doctor of pedagogy,

professor. His is an author of more

than 150 scientific works.

Chorobaeva Narynkul Abdykalikovna

Narynkul Abdykalikovna is a vice rector for Science,

Innovative Technology and

International Relations at Naryn

State University named after

S.Naamatov. She was born in

Naryn, in 1964. She works at NSU

from 1997 to present day. Her

father Abdykalyk Chorobaev was a

famouse kyrgyz poet. She

published: 46 scientific articles, 1 monography, 3

manuals on Methods of Teaching, English-Kyrgyz-

Russian Conversational Dictionary, 6 Teaching

Methodical Complexex , “Methodical development for

students 4-5 courses in England literature”, “Tunorial

on conversation for students of 1-3 courses of foreign

faculity NSU”. Has International Certificates from

Prague, Czech Republic, 2014, Cordoba University,

Spain, 2014 University of London, October, 2014,

Michigan, EMU, USA , 2008, KU, Kansas, USA, 2005-

2006.

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Secrets of beauty

5 useful tips - The most important beauty secrets for girls. SKIN CARE

1. Determine the type of skin. For proper skin care is necessary to know its type. The following types of skin:

normal, oily, dry, combination. For any type of skin can be sensitive. Beauty Secrets for girls will help you

determine its type, the easiest way to do it in the morning after sleep.

You can take advantage of special test strips, parchment paper or thin

paper napkin. Attach a napkin to her face and hands pressed to the

skin. Then remove the towel and carefully consider the remaining

tracks on it.

A large amount of fat on the surface of this suggests oily skin. The

abundance of fat in the forehead, nose and chin and a small amount in

the rest of the area - a combined type. A small amount of fat on the

surface - the skin is normal, and the almost complete absence - dry.

2. For sensitive skin. Sensitive skin is characterized by periodic focal redness and peeling. In these places can be

felt itching or tingling. If you often have similar irritation, it is likely you have sensitive skin. Beauty Secrets for

women with sensitive skin are advised not to use scrubs with hard particles, alpha-hydroxyl acids and beta-

hydroxyl acid. To clean the skin, you can apply a mild cleansing gel or cosmetic cream. After washing, apply a

soothing cream for sensitive skin. Good soothe the skin compresses of chamomile decoction. Unfortunately, special

care products for sensitive skin is not too common.

3. For normal skin. This skin type is characterized by a small selection of fat on the surface of the skin supple and

elastic. For normal skin is easiest to maintain. It has a healthy complexion and good circulation, even if your care is

not regular. Those with normal skin, external debt are timeless and have good skin, even in adulthood. Beauty

Secrets for girls with normal skin consists in washing twice a day with a mild detergent solution, using tonic water

based moisturizer.

4. Oily skin. If abundant traces of fat imprinted in the nose, forehead and cheeks, then most likely you have oily

skin. Oily skin - a real problem for many women, because it is rough, thick, covered with a layer of fat and has a

greasy shine. Characterized by frequent and random bursts of increased activity of the sebaceous glands. What can

you advise young women with oily skin? To keep your skin permanently retain elasticity and look younger, and

age on it in no hurry to appear wrinkles, use to wash your face special means for oily skin. Any problems you have

at the same time does not arise, as in the windows of shops and beauty salons you will find a lot of suitable

products for every taste and budget. Remember also very important beauty secrets for women with oily skin: Do

not use for washing soap, shower gel or shampoo for the body, because they will dry the skin and can cause

irritation or acne; twice a week, clean the skin exfoliating scrub, so as not to accumulate thick horny layer of dead

cells.

5. For combination skin. Oil prints in the nose and forehead, combined with subtle traces in the area of the cheeks

indicate the combined skin type. This type of skin is typical for most women, it combines portions of oily and dry

skin, which is necessary to use different means to care appropriate to their type. Care for combination skin has its

own rules. For dry skin areas, arranged generally in the region of the cheeks and around the eyes, no special care is

required to approximately 30 years. Bold same site must be daily cleansing with special products for oily skin. As

you can see, beauty secrets for women with combination skin are not so clever, and it is quite possible to use them.

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Useful advices

8 useful tips when learning a foreign language

1. Listen sounding speech as often as possible and strive to repeat (imitate) heard. Any modern foreign language

course includes a set of audiotapes nagovorennyh native speakers. Listen and repeat them often. This is the key to

the spoken language and good pronunciation.

2. Develop new associations. For the first time uttering a new word,

mentally associate it with the object or effect. Later, when confronted with

this object or effect, consciously remember the word and repeat it to myself.

For example, if you teach French, every time you see a hat, remember the

word "un chapeau". This skill quickly becomes automatic.

3. Use visual association to memorize words.

4.Working with a group of students of French, I came up with a simple way

to facilitate memorization. Feminine words are used with the article "la", so I changed it in mind the word "lacquer"

and mentally well painted lacquer all words are nouns with the French feminine. For example: house – la mason.

Remember this picture considerably easier. And if your image (the image of the word) remained unpainted, so the

word - masculine and used with Arkle "le".

5. Look for similarities between their mother tongue and what you teach. For example, to revolve - revolver

revolution (=> turn), to kill - killer (=> kill) in any language a lot of borrowing, and therefore, you can easily

expand your vocabulary.

6. Use the cards. Cards - this is a perfect way to quickly browse the new words, phrases and grammatical model.

Card is easy to make, easy to carry and view in any environment.

7. Work with the dialogue. Many good foreign language courses are built on short dialogues on various topics. You

listen conversation and memorize all the dialogue in the appropriate context. It is a proven effective way to learn a

foreign language. Memorizing dialogues, at the same time you learn many aspects of language: words and

grammatical constructions. After some time, you can easily substitute the new words in familiar patterns, LLC.

8. Use the storage system in the study of grammar. The grammar is built on models that are quite easy to learn and

apply a constant repetition. For example, in the present tense third person singular English verbs take the ending -s.

If you visualize it as a picture: a finger attached to the rounded fright lips pronouncing a warning, "Hush!", Then

remember these forms will be easy: I talk - he talks. Present participle of English verbs formed by adding -ing to

the base end of the verb. Visualize boxing "ring" where you have to deal with a difficult opponent, a foreigner, and

communion cease to be difficult for you.

Prepared by Albina Taabaldieva

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Good Housewife

Black Bean Salad

INGREDIENTS

1 (15 ounce) can of black beans, rinsed and drained (or 1 1/2 cups of freshly cooked black beans)

1 1/2 cups frozen corn, defrosted (or fresh corn, parboiled, drained and cooled, or grilled and cooled)

1/2 cup chopped green onions (including onion greens) or shallots

2 fresh jalapeño peppers, seeded and minced, or 1 whole pickled jalapeño pepper, minced (not seeded)

3 fresh plum tomatoes, seeded and chopped

1 avocado, peeled, seeded, and cut into chunks

1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro

2 Tbsp lime juice (about the amount of juice from one lime)

1 Tbsp olive oil

1/2 to 1 teaspoon of sugar (to taste)

Salt and pepper to taste

METHOD

1 In a large bowl, gently combine the black beans, corn, chopped

green onions, minced jalapeños, chopped tomatoes, lime juice, and olive oil. Gently fold in the chopped avocados.

2 Add salt and pepper to taste. Sprinkle with sugar to taste, enough to balance the acidity from the tomatoes and

lime juice. Chill.

3 Right before serving, add the chopped fresh cilantro.

Hot Milk Cake Recipe

Ingredients

4 eggs

2 cups sugar

1 teaspoon McCormick Pure Vanilla Extract

2-1/4 cups all-purpose flour

2-1/4 teaspoons baking powder

1-1/4 cups 2% milk

10 tablespoons butter, cubed

Directions

In a large bowl, beat eggs on high speed for 5 minutes or until thick and lemon-colored. Gradually add sugar,

beating until mixture is light and fluffy. Beat in vanilla. Combine flour and baking powder; gradually add to batter;

beat at low speed until smooth.

In a small saucepan, heat milk and butter just until butter is melted. Gradually add to batter; beat just until

combined.

Pour into a greased 13-in. x 9-in. baking pan. Bake at 350° for 30-35 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the

center comes out clean. Cool on a wire rack. Yield: 12-16 servings.

Prepared by Meerim Japar kyzy

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Aries - Овен

Feel like you're tripping over your own tongue? That's not surprising, considering the constant

flow of verbosity that's spilling forth from you right now. Go ahead and enjoy your extreme

eloquence -- everyone else is.

Leo - Лев

You may feel ready to move into a decisive new leadership role, but the stars say to let things

gestate for a little while longer before you make your big move. Try talking things over with

your boon companions and hear what they have to say.

Sagittarius - Стрелец

Having this much activity going on around you can be somewhat unsettling, but don't sulk. Just

because something seems out of sync doesn't mean it'll be that way permanently. Wait it out and

you'll feel things start to jell.

Taurus - Телец

Stay in the now rather than trying to jump forward into the future. You'll do best when you

focus your attention on all the immediate details that require your assistance. Remember that,

no matter how tempting it is to start booking yourself weeks in advance.

Virgo - Дева

Don't try to do more than you can comfortably handle -- and make sure you're very clear about

your limits if others try to ask you to take more on. When possible, lighten your load rather than

add more to it.

Capricorn - Козерог

Put the kibosh on anyone who's absolutely determined to make sure even the smallest things go

haywire. With a little extra care, you can defuse this live wire before they make life any more

difficult than it is.

Gemini - Близнецы

From you, a wink and a smile go beyond a thousand words -- they're practically an entire

romantic saga. Your flirty energy livens things up wherever you go right now, so make sure that

as many people as possible can appreciate your fabulous self.

Libra - Весы

You love watching this new scenario unfold in your life, but suddenly watching it isn't enough.

You want -- no, you need -- to take action, but you're not sure which way to turn. Take a

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moment and look before you leap.

Aquarius - Водолей

Taking other people's opinions into consideration is usually the last item on your list of

priorities, and that goes double when it comes to a very new and very exciting person in your

life.

Cancer - Рак

For the first time in a very long time, you're listening only to one authority -- yourself. This is

especially true regarding a social matter. You've been worried far too long about doing the

right thing. Now it's time to do right by you.

Scorpio - Скорпион

Minor details could become major mistakes if they're left unchecked, but fortunately, there's

plenty of time to check everything. Not only will this ensure your enterprise will go

swimmingly, but it'll give you some much-needed peace of mind.

Pisces - Рыба

Learn to deal with ambiguity by letting it exist, rather than trying to make it go away. If you

act too rapidly, you might just find that the solution becomes a much larger problem than the

original situation.

The Health Benefits of Humor and Laughter

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet…

A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What

was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

The doctor to the patient: “You are very sick”

The patient to the doctor: “Can I get a second opinion?”

The doctor again: “Yes, you are very ugly too”

A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks: "What do you mean?"

The man says: "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead,

it really, really hurts.

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

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Teacher of Newspaper: Salmakeeva Nazgul Jekshenbekovna

Prepared by students: A-1-11, A-2-11

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