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Tom Comitta, 2014. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution - NonCommercial 4.0 International License.

This chapbook was originally published by Aggregate Space, Oakland in November 2014.

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tap, aahht dubdubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyou-ch Eek eek wher, ho bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah shuffle shuh, oo nom dong bonk hooray hush huuuooohar huuuuuuuuuugh hyuk heh! hehehe! hem yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee! yeeha, fizzle / / whip whip-poor-will reek regurgitate rev grr grumble grump grumph grunt squelch squirt squish ssinda, – / nyah, schwump untz toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot ah bump burble burp burr buzz hohn t’chi ta-da muahaha na nya oink rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble crash toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot mrkrgnao mmm moan / na, argh aroo aroo / blurp blurt dopp fleck flicker Fling flip flip-flop flog floovb, moo moob flack – / plip / / oh, / guffaw gulla, bwok bweee BWEEP / t’chi ta-da neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh hum hock hohn / – bong doo-wop dook dook dot kittiwake klam klok, koax, shuh, crash guffaw gulla, mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur / bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk bwahaha! bwak bwak / ha! didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong champ chant chat chatter ah crash jeee jingle jug jump ka-ching Kaaahhkkk kaaapooo-oom kaboom kapow kapow kashl kata-kata katydid kea kekekeke ker-ching kerplunk kerrang killdeer kirik kish-kish ss hm(m) hmpf shuffle shuh, mrkgnao – splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop atishoo aw awk Baa babble bab-bler badaboom badonkadonk badum doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble / – oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew nya, / / didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong tch teehee! terwit – hohn huh klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump koax bringg quack clop clippity-clop croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, nya, mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur fizzle – ah dong bonk clip / tch, / – / neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh yada bwahaha! bwak bwak gyuh,gyuh ha hurrah hoot / / ha! whop ah d’oh NEE-eu neener, untz clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle / glugluglugluglug gulp gunko, guffaw gulla, creak scat schhwaff Schklikt, atchoo / moo moob wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa / bwahaha! bwak bwak hurrah hoot rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rus-tle rawr re puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh yada – cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick brinng brou-haha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble / / crunch crunchy cry cuckcoo cuckoo tap, gada gag gaggle gak gak gallop gargle nom nom oo thwok thwok ti tick tick yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! / zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz / NEE-eu neener, houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh / wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda ssss / croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, / bloooot aaugh abraca-dabra achoo ah ah / / chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham brinng brouhaha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble / guffaw gulla, crunch, / gyuh,gyuh ha / woh plip hum hock hohn vwomp, whop ha haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, na, grr grumble grump grumph grunt mrkrgnao mmm moan dibble blurp blurt crunch, ploop – ta-dah tack, wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine ho gyuh,gyuh ha hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow mew mi miaow mkgnao na, humph humph peewee pewit oh, humph yadda brinng brouhaha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble / brinng brou-haha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble freh, vooRRR, yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! suru susurration swah / atchoo bellow Biff bing blab blab creak nya oink humph humph klopp yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! clip ka, blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling / whir whirl whirr whish whisper whistle

When I put my ear to the page, I hear nothingbut the sound of my hair against the surface.

- Johanna Drucker

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whit buck buffet bumble snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack pew pewee na naa natter NEE-eu ploop / wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine batabatabata bawl puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr boo boo-hoo boom booo-OOOOOOooo Boosh bop oh! woh / / / / tic suru susurration swah clap / brinng brouhaha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble ss hm(m) hmpf schwump tap, vooRRR, blurp blurt mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch mur-mer murmur dopp crunch crunchy cry cuckcoo cuckoo huh woh woo-hoo! woo-woo-woo woof woohoo woops woosh wow wub om / – – – floovb, ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied mrkgnao yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk shuffle shuh, shuffle, shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss humpf hmph ho ho gurrhr gush gwuf, hooray hush huuuooo-har huuuuuuuuuugh hyuk glugluglugluglug gulp gunko, / bling blip bllgh / bratat ratchet rattle / buck buffet bumble splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh / / varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied nom oo / / pew pewee BWEEP bwok yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa / chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack gada gag gaggle gak gak gallop gargle ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh / na, dot gasp gecko gibber gibber(ish) giggle glok bwok bweee BWEEP crash whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, hoo hoopoe hooray sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal bling blip bllgh woh woo-hoo! woo-woo-woo woof woohoo woops woosh wow wub guffaw gulla, bip tap, hee-heehee! heh, / clackety-clack clang huh vwomp, untz bip neener neigh neow Nibble nnnee-aoowww nnnghuh har! harumph haw he-he hee buck buffet bumble koax bringg hohn ho-hoho holler honk hoo bratat ratchet rattle rat-a-tat thwok thwok ti tick tick – tap, / chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack hoo nnnguh snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack hohn heeheehee! heh, humph BWEEP bwok / gong oo / hurrah hoot haha blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling hohn / tch teehee! terwit untz / bong doo-wop dook dook dot whip whip-poor-will / / dot drip drizzle drone drop drum a woh mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch mur-mer murmur toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot / ka, ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied / squelch squirt squish ssinda, / boff boing boink bomb bomp rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle blllllgggghh bloop blub bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah woh woo-hoo! woo-woo-woo woof woohoo woops woosh wow wub bong doo-wop dook dook dot chrrrick clackety-clack clang bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah – d’oh muahaha na eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz nnnguh bip chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, / yeehaw, ka, / aahht whop tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack heeheehee! heh, ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied bump burble burp burr buzz / / rat-a-tat yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee! yeeha, uh ah-choo ah schwump yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! ss hm(m) hmpf plip hah! haha har – batabatabata bawl kittiwake klam klok, ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip plip / potato-potato-potato pow prattle prrr/purr psst ptooey puff puh-puh-puh puhVRooPuhHoo schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, quack uh ah-choo freh frou-frou gab gada, shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop gunko gurgle ah uh ah-choo schwump yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling hurrah hoot speck yadda bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, / / /ahem hey hhhhrrrrrrnnnnngggg hiccup hiccup oh, ssss chrrrick tic t’chi ta-da chrrrick chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble / shuffle, / snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze

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snick snicker sniff sniffle ho t’chi ta-da nyah, hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh yadda dot na bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob atchoo ta-dah tack, doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble hoo hoopoe hooray gada, tack tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash hyuk icky itch jabber jangle jar jee aaht reek regurgitate rev tlot tocotocotoco toink tolling tom-tom tong toot tootle-too tremble trickle trill trumpet tsk tu-whu tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka tuff tug tuk-tuk tup Tut-tut twang tweet twiddle twinkle twit / bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah ta-dah tack, / / / didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong / / untz d’oh wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine / / hooray hush huuuooohar huuuuuuuuuugh hyuk na oh, hoo hoopoe hooray hoo BWEEP bwok puhVROOpuh-HOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr / mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur klopp gulla, huh hum tic whop zlopp zonk zoom zoom-ba-zoom zzzz cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick gada, nya oink puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump bump burble burp burr buzz bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah squelch squirt squish ssinda, gunko gurgle bwok bweee BWEEP boo boo-hoo boom boooOOOOOOooo Boosh bop didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong rizzz roar wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa nyah bwok bweee BWEEP yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap bwok bweee BWEEP buck buffet bumble dub-dubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek eek / ho blllgggh haw hee! wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine rizzz roar ha quack ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip heh! hehehe! hem clank ha tap, gwuf gyuh bellow Biff bing blab blab vwomp, / nya, / freh, untz shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop champ chant chat chatter heh! hehehe! hem whir whirl whirr whish whisper whistle whit tap takka klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble / ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied quack nom NA bip / chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham tic whir whirl whirr whish whisper whistle whit tock tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash a ss hm(m) hmpf bellow Biff bing blab blab huh hum hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow mew mi miaow mkgnao gulla, bay beep belch woh fizzle flac-flac-flac flap chrrrick gada, tch teehee! terwit ploop / BWEEP bwok ka, ha ho! ho – chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal shuh, je / klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, brinng brouhaha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble huh ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied aahht humpf hmph ho ho haw hee! clackety-clack clang / boo boo-hoo boom boooOOOOOOooo Boosh bop quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy rataplan ratatatat sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz / gwuf gyuh haw hee! / creak ta-dah tack, shuh, shuffle, shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack schwump bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, ka, / chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack speck schwump blabber / gong mrkrgnao mmm moan doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat bling blip bllgh gasp gecko gibber gibber(ish) giggle glok / vooRRR, speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash aaht whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, je gulla, squelch squirt squish ssinda, haw hee! tap, chrrrick creak na naa natter NEE-eu didg-eridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong muahaha na hoo hoopoe hooray pee-wee pewit zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz atchoo clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle hmpf hurrah hurrah yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEE-eeEEeeEEee! yeeha, a gwuf gyuh aahht / humph humph bip bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah cat-erwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, / / har! harumph haw he-he hee nnnguh rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle / shuh shush shuush, – / hum hock hohn blabber humpf vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! / clackety-clack clang uh koax bringg wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda / scat schhwaff Schklikt, yeehaw, moo moob schwump houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh

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hubbub huff huh huh bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, dopp oh, shuh shush shuush, yadda woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop humph crash klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, ss hm(m) hmpf / shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop scat schhwaff Schklikt, hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow mew mi miaow mkgnao / untz clackety-clack clang yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot yada plip wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda / freh, humph humph cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick a vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! potato-potato-potato pow prattle prrr/purr psst ptooey puff puh-puh-puh puhV-RooPuhHoo haha vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vr-oo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, crisp croak splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh / tic / gong klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump nyah neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh freh frou-frou gab gada, / / tap, smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, vooRRR, sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal nyah potato-potato-potato pow prat-tle prrr/purr psst ptooey puff puh-puh-puh puhVRooPuhHoo clank / plip / moo moob ploop clip glugluglugluglug gulp gunko, nya, clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle yada blurp blurt bwahaha! bwak bwak vwomp, chrrrick oh, yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk woh tch teehee! terwit glok klopp / / hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss – hoo / blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi tap takka peewit phew phooey pht a wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa je dibble tch teehee! terwit hum hock hohn rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle / gyuh,gyuh ha / yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap je yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEEee-EEeeEEee! yeeha, nya, nyah / tap takka whip whip-poor-will / nya oink koax, quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy rataplan ratatatat / / bwahaha! bwak bwak Fnarr! freh, bump burble burp burr buzz untz oo chrrrick speck whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whum-pa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh har! harumph haw he-he hee shuffle, clap mwahaha / shuh, / schwump hohn hohoho holler honk hoo bip cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, – shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop na plip kittiwake klam klok, wher, chrrrick / – untz / uh heh! hehehe! hem – nya, hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow mew mi miaow mkgnao nyah, mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur gunko gurgle cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack whip whip-poor-will / eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz dopp wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa reek regurgitate rev / chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh heh! hehe-he! hem hyuk icky itch jabber jangle jar jee / ta-dah tack, atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum glok klopp tch, schwump yada / har! harumph haw he-he hee champ chant chat chatter rizzz roar whip whip-poor-will yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yam-mer yank yap yap uh ah-choo tic plip wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine / bump bur-ble burp burr buzz dopp wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda muahaha na growl ft piaaaak pick-le-pee pied atchoo schwump tack shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr / hoo hoopoe hooray peewee pewit moo moob muahaha na cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack nya, / bong doo-wop dook dook dot – wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine / bellow Biff bing blab blab / / suru susurration swah growl jeee jingle jug jump ka-ching kaaapooooom kaboom kapow kapow kashl kata-

kata katydid kea kekekeke ker-ching kerplunk kerrang killdeer kirik kish-kish rizzz roar yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee! yeeha, nya oink / didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong / plip quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy rataplan ratatatat yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, plip mutter muuhhhrrr mwahaha crash woh woo-hoo! woo-woo-woo woof woohoo woops woosh wow wub vwomp, glok klopp / hohn atchoo gwuf gyuh chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chu-kar chump chunk clack uh / bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, bump burble burp burr buzz gurrhr gush gwuf, nyah, squelch squirt squish ssinda, moo moob ploop untz hmpf hur-rah hurrah ka, tock hyuk icky itch jabber jangle jar jee tack ssss / twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash dibble yee-haw, / hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss squelch squirt squish ssinda, / klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump nom / / nya oink haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi / / gada, ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied shuh, untz / yeehaw, humpf hmph ho ho wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wup-pa NA klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, gwuf, dopp whir whirl whirr whish whisper whistle whit creak bling blip bllgh shuffle, clank cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack bwahaha! bwak bwak neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh jeee jingle jug jump ka-ching Kaaahhkkk kaaapooooom kaboom kapow kapow kashl kata-kata katydid kea kekekeke ker-ching kerplunk kerrang killdeer kirik kish-kish peewee pewit ka, splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh potato-potato-potato pow prattle prrr/purr psst ptooey puff puh-puh-puh puhVRooPuhHoo / gada, klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble rat-a-tat hoo nyah oh, hoo yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, quack klopp humpf whop nom oo doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble oh, ha je hah! haha har creak hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss hooray hush huuuooohar huuuuuuuuuugh hyuk / plip pew pewee shuh, / yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEEeeEE-eeEEee! yeeha, twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! plip chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham ta-dah tack, / suru susurration swah / shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop boo boo-hoo boom boooOOOOOOooo Boosh bop suru susurration swah dopp wher, oh! woh growl / moo moob uh ah-choo humpf / yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk / mwahaha tap, blabber houyhnhnm howl hr-rooonnh hubbub huff huh huh shuffle shuh, ta-dah tack, / / creak dibble / suru susurration swah ka, gada gag gaggle gak gak gallop gargle plip kiskadee grind groan bratat ratchet rattle haw hee! dong bonk / nya oink ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip dot drip drizzle drone drop drum blllllgggghh bloop blub achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh humph / whip whip-poor-will bip ha clap – cricket crinkle tlot tocotocotoco toink tolling tom-tom tong toot tootle-too tremble trickle trill trumpet tsk tu-whu tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka tuff tug tuk-tuk tup Tut-tut twang tweet twiddle twinkle twit / nom oo vooRRR, / potato-potato-potato pow prat-tle prrr/purr psst ptooey puff puh-puh-puh puhVRooPuhHoo plip clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle bump burble burp burr buzz dopp fleck flicker Fling flip flip-flop flog floovb, ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine fizzle / toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle haw hee! / crunch crunchy cry cuckcoo cuckoo tap, yadda growl dot drip drizzle drone drop drum gwuf gyuh ka, ah hooray hush huuuooohar huuuuuuuuuugh hyuk ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop clap / / nnnguh bwok bweee BWEEP gong / ka, ho! ho Fnarr! freh, nyah croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh ha ahhhh ahoy Arf argh puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr untz hmpf hurrah hurrah click-ety-cla clink clinker uh ah-choo humph humph / – pew pewee dopp haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi hoo-ray hush huuuooohar huuuuuuuuuugh hyuk har! harumph haw he-he hee glok klopp yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap fizzle na achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh chrrrick woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop chrrrick zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz / ta-dah tack, oh, / terwoo thisshig – flack

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/ didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong a clank quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy rataplan ra-

tatatat nya, clap oh, tic nom oo humpf / oo schwump klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, /

ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip shuffle, gada, smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle wuppa

yackety-yak yadda yadda /ahem hey hhhhrrrrrrnnnnngggg hiccup hiccup ta-dah tack, hmpf hurrah hurrah uh ah-choo

flack bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, nya oink NEE-eu neener, vooRRR, freh, oo

ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter

pee-oo-wee peep pew toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabula-tion tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot / / blllllgggghh

bloop blub ha! fizzle flac-flac-flac flap oh, neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh bump burble burp burr

buzz cricket crinkle / gwuf, dubdubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee

eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek eek vooRRR vreeeee-eeeee-eeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waah-

hh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap war-ble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop

wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, / shuf-fle, oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops

ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew mopoke morepork mrow

mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur croak-er croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, puhVROOpuh-

HOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum

houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh bop bong bong gada gag gaggle gak gak gallop gargle aaht wher

whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine untz woh woo-hoo! woo-woo-woo woof woohoo woops woosh wow wub NA

clip je mwahaha ha yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling hum

hock hohn bay beep belch blllllgggghh bloop blub ha / hyuk icky itch jabber jangle jar jee ssss jeee jingle jug jump ka-ch-

ing Kaaahhkkk kaaapoo-ooom kaboom kapow kapow kashl kata-kata katydid kea kekekeke ker-ching kerplunk kerrang

killdeer kirik kish-kish bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, clank reek regurgitate rev clippety-clop clitter clobber clop

clout cltkty cluck / squelch squirt squish ssinda, bop bong bong plip na naa natter NEE-eu rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrru-

uuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle je yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink

yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk kiskadee grind groan dot drip drizzle drone drop drum NA tack, je /

hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss moo moob gwuf, ka, gada gag gaggle gak gak gallop gargle bip varoom veery viip voomp

vooRRRR, / / oh, / / a speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash ah NEE-eu neener, cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr

chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick – ka, dong bonk whir whirl whirr

whish whisper whistle whit glok klopp haha – / rat-a-tat

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cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick / sssssinda sssshblamm static stomp strident strum stup suru plip whop – / / clop clippity-clop NA ka, ssss / yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee! yeeha, hum hock hohn cricket crinkle woh untz ha snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack ho / / oo tlot tocotocotoco toink tolling tom-tom tong toot tootle-too tremble trickle trill trumpet tsk tu-whu tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka tuff tug tuk-tuk tup Tut-tut twang tweet twid-dle twinkle twit shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack clop clippity-clop terwoo thisshig wher, / sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal uh didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong wher, yeehaw, ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip batabatabata bawl wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa shuffle shuh, doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, oo / d’oh vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeee-eeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whal-lop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr brinng brouhaha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble huh woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz bwok bweee BWEEP terwoo thisshig dubdubdubdub-dubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnng-ggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek eek rizzz roar click-ety-cla clink clinker / twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop plip bay beep belch / gong / / freh frou-frou gab gada, bwok bweee BWEEP rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud thump thunder thung thunk thunk thwack thwip thwogg hurrah hoot crunch crunchy cry cuckcoo cuckoo ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! wher, bump burble burp burr buzz ploop snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack mwahaha toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot fleck flicker Fling flip flip-flop flog floovb, boff boing boink bomb bomp plip / / cricket crinkle uh ah-choo nom oo ha dopp boff boing boink bomb bomp didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong takka tap tattle tch, ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop rawr re na, gunko gurgle glok klopp NA / / freh, wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda nom oo muahaha na aahht gwuf, ka, moo moob cricket crinkle thwok thwok ti tick tick a gyuh,gyuh ha /ahem hey hh-hhrrrrrrnnnnngggg hiccup hiccup huh fizzle flac-flac-flac flap uh ah-choo creak gurrhr gush gwuf, achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh bump burble burp burr buzz croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, kiskadee grind groan dot shuh shush shuush, bop bong bong blurp blurt / / guffaw gulla, / ha! blabber humph humph claque clash clatter / chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham rat-a-tat neener neigh neow Nibble nnnee-aoowww nnnghuh wher, fleck flicker Fling flip flip-flop flog floovb, blabber clop clippity-clop moo moob flack / cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh plip – gada gag gaggle gak gak gallop gargle whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, / vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vr-oo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, / klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, reek regurgitate rev gong / glok klopp / bellow Biff bing blab blab / kittiwake klam klok, atchoo / freh frou-frou gab gada, rat-a-tat ka, / ah / / houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh nyah, schwump / rawr re / growl / oh, tch teehee! terwit – nyah reek regurgitate rev na naa natter NEE-eu gyuh,gyuh ha woh bop bong bong crisp croak doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble whip whip-poor-will ka, ta-dah tack, bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, aaht speck na naa natter NEE-eu / bratat ratchet rattle sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham t’chi ta-da heh! hehehe! hem crunch crunchy cry cuckcoo cuckoo dopp rat-a-tat /ahem hey hhhhrrrrrrnnnnngggg hiccup hiccup guffaw gulla, hohn whip whip-poor-will / – atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum creak ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip huh jeee jingle jug jump ka-ching Kaaahhkkk kaaapooooom kaboom kapow kapow kashl kata-kata katydid kea kekekeke ker-ching kerplunk kerrang killdeer kirik kish-kish klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump na, – / klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, hum hock hohn woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew / bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat / ssss clackety-clack clang / klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, dot plip gurrhr gush gwuf, freh, tock mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur plip bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! shuh, jeee jingle jug jump ka-ching Kaaahhkkk kaaapooooom kaboom kapow kapow kashl kata-kata katydid kea kekekeke ker-ching kerplunk kerrang killdeer kirik kish-kish vwomp, – tch teehee! terwit bong doo-wop dook dook dot – mrkgnao clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle / ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda chrrrick koax, reek regurgitate rev hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz / ssss bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat clackety-clack clang woh doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble crisp croak sssssinda sssshblamm static stomp strident strum stup suru / bay beep belch klopp dubdub-dubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngg-gggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek eek dibble freh frou-frou gab gada, plip didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong hoo hoo / Fnarr! freh, tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash – hohn / glok klopp ha NA / plip humpf humph a / jeee jingle jug jump ka-ching Kaaahhkkk kaaapooooom kaboom kapow kapow kashl kata-kata katydid kea kekekeke ker-ching kerplunk kerrang killdeer kirik kish-kish / hohn peewee pewit blllgggh haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi peewee pewit har! harumph haw he-he hee huh hum cricket crinkle vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang

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whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, creak click-ety-cla clink clinker plip humpf yeehaw, / / / mrkgnao oh, wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa tock quack bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, gulla, rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle – / bwok bweee BWEEP hohn ss hm(m) hmpf tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash – gurrhr gush gwuf, twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz freh frou-frou gab gada, wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine yada untz toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot / pew pewee plip / / / oh, – oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew rizzz roar vooRRR, clip koax, squelch squirt squish ssinda, muahaha na ha batabatabata bawl om koax bringg gong tap, tock na cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack / plip – / buck buffet bumble / d’oh – twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz haw hee! yada huh hum tap, klopp / nya oink wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot a / vwomp, shuffle shuh, bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, – ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied plip / smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle uh clap clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle dot tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash / dibble yeehaw, bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat woh vooRRR, ta-dah tack, gwuf gyuh haw hee! nom oo bwok bweee BWEEP / oh, / / hum hock hohn takka tap tattle tch, bwok bweee BWEEP hoo hoo vooRRR, mrkgnao click-ety-cla clink clinker flash flatulence flibbertigibbet flick flick nom oo reek regurgitate rev na bwahaha! bwak bwak / chrrrick batabatabata bawl chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham speck neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh / claque clash clatter argh aroo aroo doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble guffaw gulla, wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda untz vooRRR, wher, mrkgnao / clap vwomp, vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! huh hum vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! oh, / ta-dah tack, gwuf gyuh hohn hohoho holler honk hoo oh, grr grumble grump grumph grunt ka, blurp blurt vwomp, humph cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack nom hmpf hurrah hurrah / / cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick dot gwuf gyuh gada gag gaggle gak gak gal-lop gargle chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham nom rat-a-tat bratat ratchet rattle / reek regurgitate rev vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! oh, ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop – po-tato-potato-potato pow prattle prrr/purr psst ptooey puff puh-puh-puh puhVRooPuhHoo bump burble burp burr buzz tack / ah bip tack, whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, bop bong bong / plip je smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle wher, whip whip-poor-will / yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee! yeeha, oh, suru susurration swah clippety-clop clitter clobber clop clout clt-kty cluck doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble / ploop gluglugluglu-glug gulp gunko, ssss plip blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling na clank flash flatulence flibbertigibbet flick flick reek regurgitate rev klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble ha ahhhh ahoy Arf argh toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot je creak clip gurrhr gush gwuf, tch, / rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr

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scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, mrkrgnao mmm moan tap, plip dong bonk uh reek regurgitate rev ho! ho ha ahhhh ahoy Arf argh vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! tap takka huh scat schhwaff Schklikt, dubdubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek eek tic bay beep belch blurp blurt shuh, huh hurrah hoot / je humph humph woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop tock koax bringg nyah, ha shuffle shuh, rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle / bip ta-dah tack, snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack / klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knocking knot koink kong kra, yadda / tap takka nyah varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling / na naa natter NEE-eu atchoo whop takka tap tattle tch, haha ssss Fnarr! freh, hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss ho! ho / dot crunch, whip whip-poor-will mrkgnao / doh dab dada dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh / – hoo hoopoe hooray bump bur-ble burp burr buzz terwoo thisshig bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob hohn hohoho holler honk hoo – plip tack, / nnnguh ka, ploop wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa brinng brouhaha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble nyah, croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, nya, cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh na, wher, schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, / hurrah hoot ha dot twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz grr grumble grumbling grump grumph grunt / dopp splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh flack / suru susurration swah / / / woh untz grr grumble grumbling grump grumph grunt wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine currawong ping ping-pong pip pit-ter-patter chachalaca plink Plip kittiwake klam klok, bratat ratchet rattle bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah / heh! hehehe! hem hoo rat-a-tat buck buffet bumble quack shuffle, chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack t’chi ta-da growl vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! yeehaw, clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle rawr re / / kittiwake klam klok, champ chant chat chatter / / / / splo-osh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal dibble / crash plip sssssinda sssshblamm static stomp strident strum stup suru / oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew vwomp, wher, tic floovb, / rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle dopp tch, ho! ho vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, flash flatulence flibbertigib-bet flick flick wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa thwok thwok ti tick tick cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack d’oh bwahaha! bwak bwak / gong / schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, hum hock hohn / cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick clank bip peewit phew phooey pht champ chant chat chatter speck peewit phew phooey pht oh! woh bop bong bong sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack / / hoo / je takka tap tattle tch, yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! click-ety-cla clicking clink clinker scat schhwaff Schklikt, hyuk icky itch jabber jangle jar jee rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle rawr re shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop champ chant chat chatter bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob gulla, nya oink fizzle flac-flac-flac flap rat-a-tat / tap, / a tch, tic hohn hohoho holler honk hoo / / tap takka rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle hohn ho-hoho holler honk hoo / rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud ring rinky-dink rip

rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle clip ss hm(m) hmpf schwump shuffle, batabatabata bawl Fnarr! freh, gasp gecko gibber gibber(ish) giggle glok yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk vooRRR, BWEEP bwok bip floovb, currawong ping ping-pong pip pitter-patter chachalaca plink Plip oh! woh – peewit phew phooey pht fizzle dot drip drizzle drone drop drum bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, nyah, nom / / a / bwahaha! bwak bwak croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, / haha atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonka-donk badum currawong ping ping-pong pip pitter-patter chachalaca plink Plip koax bringg clip chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack / clip hmpf hurrah hurrah na naa natter NEE-eu ha ha ahhhh ahoy Arf argh / crash chrrrick blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash sploosh splut splut-ter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal / hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss whip whip-poor-will je blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling hohn moo moob mwahaha / / suru susurration swah uh ah-choo yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! / hoo hoo / ta-dah tack, ho! ho eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi cricket crinkle bling blip bllgh guffaw gulla, ha kiskadee grind groan NEE-eu neener, / ha ho clank mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur / mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur / / toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot woh har! harumph haw he-he hee hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow mew mi miaow mkgnao hohn hohoho holler honk

hoo tap, na, oo flack chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham ha bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! koax bringg / / bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, / klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack freh, / crash mwa-haha / nya oink crisp croak boff boing boink bomb bomp shuffle shuh, / chrrrick / peewee pewit untz ah je snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat – na naa natter NEE-eu fizzle ploop doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble gwuf gyuh nom oo bwok bweee BWEEP / wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack / hum hock hohn neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah cat-erwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, kiskadee grind groan gulla, hohn hohoho holler honk hoo neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnng-huh nyah, dot shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop / sssssinda sssshblamm static stomp strident strum stup suru – ha ha ahhhh ahoy Arf argh toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintin-nabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot / a puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick humph / koax, / na naa natter NEE-eu klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, koax bringg dopp rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud thump thunder thung thunk thunk thwack thwip thwogg woh woo-hoo! woo-woo-woo woof woohoo woops woosh wow wub dopp glugluglugluglug gulp gunko, bling blip bllgh plip – vwomp, – shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack / sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal dot bop bong bong ha! dong bonk freh, squelch squirt squish ssinda,

nyah je gurrhr gush gwuf, champ chant chat chatter je bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy rataplan ra-tatatat tack ha bellow Biff bing blab blab blurp blurt aaht speck / batabatabata bawl wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz / ha tap takka hurrah hoot rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle schwump clippety-clop clitter clobber clop clout cltkty cluck rizzz roar / koax, humph Fnarr! freh, bwok bweee BWEEP / / reek regurgitate rev oh, freh frou-frou gab gada, muahaha na vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, / – creak rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud thump thunder thung thunk thunk thwack thwip thwogg shuffle shuh, yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! chrrrick fleck flicker Fling flip flip-flop flog floovb, schwump shuffle shuh, woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop floovb, d’oh NA humpf hmph ho ho moo moob plip aahht plip plip / floovb, rat-a-tat nya oink fizzle shuh shush shuush, / / bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, mutter muuhhhrrr mwahaha rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle hoo gyuh,gyuh ha bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob hoo hoo / blllllgggghh bloop blub / tap, fleck flicker Fling flip flip-flop flog floovb, twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh yadda je humpf hmph ho ho t’chi ta-da koax, whop whump whumpa-whumpa-whumpa-whumpa whup-whup-whup willet Wink wizz wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu-wlu woah, oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew tack potato-potato-potato pow prattle prrr/purr psst ptooey puff puh-puh-puh puhVRooPuhHoo blurp blurt peewit phew phooey pht hoo hoopoe hooray vwomp, / tack untz je tack wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda gada, dot drip drizzle drone drop drum atchoo klopp mrkrgnao mmm moan hoo claque clash clatter quack NA / grr grumble grump grumph grunt heh! hehehe! hem / d’oh scat schhwaff Schklikt, hoo / didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong fizzle NEE-eu neener, terwoo thisshig speck tack click-ety-cla clink clinker terwoo thisshig / tch teehee! terwit / untz / argh aroo aroo boff boing boink bomb bomp dopp / shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop ho gulla, bwok bweee BWEEP tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash BWEEP bwok hmpf hurrah hurrah / hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss bip nom oo shuffle shuh, thwok thwok ti tick tick / nnnguh bwok bweee BWEEP guffaw gulla, tack takka tap tattle tch, growl / haw hee! gurrhr gush gwuf, tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash dopp / speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash ploop reek regurgitate rev – klop p whir whirl whirr whish whisper whistle whit / / hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi / / humpf hmph ho ho BWEEP bwok rat-a-tat plip boff boing boink bomb bomp fleck flicker Fling flip flip-flop flog floovb, ssss / flack achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh wher, clank plip gasp gecko gibber gibber(ish) giggle glok crisp croak sssssinda sssshblamm static stomp strident strum stup suru currawong ping ping-pong pip pitter-patter chachalaca plink Plip vwomp, bellow Biff bing blab blab tock gada, whip whip-poor-will heeheehee! heh, ho! ho a woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop yeehaw, / champ chant chat chatter na / nya oink ho! ho vwomp, flash flatulence flibbertigibbet flick flick bop bong bong speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash ah varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump crisp croak bwok bweee BWEEP / tap, speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash whip whip-poor-will crisp croak d’oh nyah / smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle shuh, schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble hmpf hurrah hurrah humph humph / / wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda flack oo gada gag gaggle gak gak gallop gargle hoo wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa clackety-clack clang haw hee! / shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop hoo hoopoe hooray peewee pewit oh, fizzle atchoo plip / ssss clippety-clop clitter clobber clop clout clt-kty cluck atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum har! harumph haw he-he hee / atchoo plip / NA rat-a-tat yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap / hohn freh, ha klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble speck didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong bip ta-dah tack, bip om wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa ploop vooRRR, aaht dopp bwok bweee BWEEP – shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack / flack neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud thump thunder thung thunk thunk thwack thwip thwogg bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob whir whirl whirr whish whisper whistle whit – varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, / huh pew pewee chrrrick / fizzle flac-flac-flac flap ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip whip whip-poor-will / wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa jeee jingle jug jump ka-ching Kaaahhkkk kaaapooooom kaboom kapow kapow kashl kata-kata katydid kea kekekeke ker-ching ker-plunk kerrang killdeer kirik kish-kish atchoo speck / yap yar yawn yawp yay YEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee! yeeha, puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr peewee pewit / humph wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack argh aroo

scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, mrkrgnao mmm moan tap, plip dong bonk uh reek regurgitate rev ho! ho ha ahhhh ahoy Arf argh vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! tap takka huh scat schhwaff Schklikt, dubdubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek eek tic bay beep belch blurp blurt shuh, huh hurrah hoot / je humph humph woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop tock koax bringg nyah, ha shuffle shuh, rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle / bip ta-dah tack, snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack / klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knocking knot koink kong kra, yadda / tap takka nyah varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling / na naa natter NEE-eu atchoo whop takka tap tattle tch, haha ssss Fnarr! freh, hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss ho! ho / dot crunch, whip whip-poor-will mrkgnao / doh dab dada dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh / – hoo hoopoe hooray bump bur-ble burp burr buzz terwoo thisshig bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob hohn hohoho holler honk hoo – plip tack, / nnnguh ka, ploop wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa brinng brouhaha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble nyah, croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, nya, cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh na, wher, schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, / hurrah hoot ha dot twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz grr grumble grumbling grump grumph grunt / dopp splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh flack / suru susurration swah / / / woh untz grr grumble grumbling grump grumph grunt wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine currawong ping ping-pong pip pit-ter-patter chachalaca plink Plip kittiwake klam klok, bratat ratchet rattle bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah / heh! hehehe! hem hoo rat-a-tat buck buffet bumble quack shuffle, chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack t’chi ta-da growl vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! yeehaw, clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle rawr re / / kittiwake klam klok, champ chant chat chatter / / / / splo-osh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal dibble / crash plip sssssinda sssshblamm static stomp strident strum stup suru / oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew vwomp, wher, tic floovb, / rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle dopp tch, ho! ho vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, flash flatulence flibbertigib-bet flick flick wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa thwok thwok ti tick tick cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack d’oh bwahaha! bwak bwak / gong / schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, hum hock hohn / cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick clank bip peewit phew phooey pht champ chant chat chatter speck peewit phew phooey pht oh! woh bop bong bong sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack / / hoo / je takka tap tattle tch, yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! click-ety-cla clicking clink clinker scat schhwaff Schklikt, hyuk icky itch jabber jangle jar jee rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle rawr re shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop champ chant chat chatter bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob gulla, nya oink fizzle flac-flac-flac flap rat-a-tat / tap, / a tch, tic hohn hohoho holler honk hoo / / tap takka rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle hohn ho-hoho holler honk hoo / rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud ring rinky-dink rip

The Sound of Silenceas sung by Alexandra Tatarsky

Hello darkness, my old friend.  I've come to talk with you again,  Because a vision softly creeping  Left its seeds while I was sleeping. And the vision that was planted in my brain  Still remains  Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams, I walked alone.  Narrow streets of cobblestone 'Neath the halo of a street lamp.  I turn my collar to the cold and damp.  When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light  That split the night  And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw  Ten thousand people maybe more. People talking without speaking. People hearing without listening.  People writing songs that voices never shared. No one dared  Disturb the sound of silence.

"Fools," said I, "You do not know  Silence like a cancer grows.  Hear my words that I might teach you.  Take my arms that I might reach you."  But my words like silent raindrops fell  And echoed in the wells of silence.

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aroo hooray hush huuuooohar huuuuuuuuuugh hyuk clip gwuf, ta-dah tack, freh, klopp clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle yeehaw, / NA crunch, ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip untz bling blip bllgh aahht / nom oo cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chir-rup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick / / dopp klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham whop chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack je cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick ss hm(m) hmpf gasp gecko gibber gibber(ish) giggle glok heeheehee! heh, toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot /ahem hey hhhhrrrrrrnnnnngggg hiccup hiccup Fnarr! freh, / speck NA whir whirl whirr whish whisper whistle whit Fnarr! freh, oh, hohn fizzle suru susurration swah guffaw gulla, schwump chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack peewit phew phooey pht na, yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap bellow Biff bing blab blab na naa natter NEE-eu tic nya oink / tch teehee! terwit / plip ho! ho puhVROOpuh-HOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr bip bwok bweee BWEEP yada yahoo yaky-akyakyak yammer yank yap yap hoo chrrrick aahht flack / woh achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh bip – shuh shush shuush, tch, bratatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, / / ha / nya, ka, woh rawr re quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy rataplan ratatatat peewee pewit hoo whip whip-poor-will neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh untz dot yuk yum-my zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! clippety-clop clitter clobber clop clout cltkty cluck speck quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy rataplan ratatatat batabatabata bawl / yeehaw, buck buffet bumble shuffle, yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk ha! shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop batabatabata bawl plip atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum scat schhwaff Schklikt, hum hock hohn ha ahhhh ahoy Arf argh speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud thump thunder thung thunk thunk thwack thwip thwogg a takka tap tattle tch, neener neigh neow Nibble nnnee-aoowww nnnghuh bling blip bllgh gong blllllgggghh bloop blub / clop clippity-clop speck croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, oh! woh tack hohn oo woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop hoo boo boo-hoo boom boooOOOOOOooo Boosh bop suru susurration swah – tic argh aroo aroo ta-dah tack, humph humph wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda a / cricket crinkle huh hum na, brinng brou-haha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble / snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack uh ah-choo cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash tap, nya oink bop bong bong t’chi ta-da bong doo-wop dook dook dot chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham / aahht / clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle hohn – je moo moob wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, nyah hurrah hoot hoo hoo / / humpf / ha! gasp gecko gibber gibber(ish) giggle glok / bip ho hah! haha har vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! hoo hoopoe hooray haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi mrkrgnao mmm moan oh, glugluglugluglug gulp gunko, tap takka crunch crunchy cry cuckcoo cuckoo clop clippity-clop bwok bweee BWEEP klopp klikt sch-likt schlip schreech schwump gwuf gyuh klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap takka tap tattle tch, clank crash uh / / / / / glugluglu-gluglug gulp gunko, clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle nyah, bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud thump thun-der thung thunk thunk thwack thwip thwogg woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whock-ah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop / schwump gwuf, nya, croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, / mrkgnao gyuh,gyuh ha scat schhwaff Schklikt, oh, gyuh,gyuh ha tap, plip schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, / ah yuk yummy zap zchunk zigzag zing zip Zip! / je NEE-eu neener, / humph humph / hoo hoopoe

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snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle wher, gyuh,gyuh ha guffaw gulla, wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wup-pa dibble / freh frou-frou gab gada, floovb, / wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine / clackety-clack clang clackety-clack clang humph humph clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crack-le shuh, ta-dah tack, shuffle shuh, tch, / gunko gurgle aahht shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop / tack / rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh whip whip-poor-will speck blllgggh eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop crash oh, gunko gurgle t’chi ta-da brinng brou-haha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump – / peewit phew phooey pht ta-dah tack, gurrhr gush gwuf, chrrrick / / vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whal-lop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, klopp har! harumph haw he-he hee ssss hah! haha har glok klopp gada gag gaggle gak gak gallop gargle a heh! hehehe! hem chrrrick / oo shuh shush shuush, klopp hoo flack toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot sssssinda sssshblamm static stomp strident strum stup suru – / atchoo rat-a-tat atchoo wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh / ft piaaaak pickle-pee pied whop – / vwomp, glok klopp bra-tatat bray breet/preet brekekekex, / hmpf hurrah hurrah wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda ribbit ribbit ring rinky-dink rip flack tish bah bam bamf bang baraag barf bark baroom bash har! har-umph haw he-he hee / tlot tocotocotoco toink tolling tom-tom tong toot tootle-too tremble trickle trill trumpet tsk tu-whu tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka tuff tug tuk-tuk tup Tut-tut twang tweet twiddle twinkle twit mutter muuhhhrrr mwahaha bip crash aahht woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop bratat ratchet rattle blllgggh har! harumph haw he-he hee tap takka schwump oh, nya oink wher, gyuh,gyuh ha hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow mew mi miaow mkgnao shuh shush shuush, cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack / yada ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop hohn hohoho holler honk hoo a – plip / schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, mrkrgnao mmm moan tap, plip dong bonk uh reek regurgitate rev ho! ho ha ah-hhh ahoy Arf argh vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! tap takka huh scat schhwaff Schklikt, dubdubdubdub dubdub duh asdf asdfasfasdfasdfasdfasdfdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnn-nngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooe-eeooo eeeyouch Eek eek tic bay beep belch blurp blurt shuh, huh hurrah hoot / je humph humph woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whock-ah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop tock koax bringg nyah, ha shuffle shuh, rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle / bip ta-dah tack, snuffle snikt snip snore snort snuffle sob sock sora spack / klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knot koink kong kra, yadda / tap takka nyah varoom veery viip voomp voo-RRRR, blah blam blang blare blast bleat bleep bling bling / na naa natter NEE-eu atchoo whop takka tap tattle tch, haha ssss Fnarr! freh, hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss ho! ho / dot crunch, whip whip-poor-will mrkgnao / doh dab dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh / – hoo hoopoe hooray bump burble burp burr buzz terwoo thisshig bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob hohn hohoho holler honk hoo – plip tack, / nnnguh ka, ploop wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa brinng brouhaha brring Brrr brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brush bubble nyah, croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, nya, cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack houyhnhnm howl hrrooonnh hubbub huff huh huh na, wher, schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, / hurrah hoot ha dot twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz grr grumble grump grumph grunt / dopp splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh flack / suru susurration swah / / / woh untz grr grumble grump grumph grunt wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine currawong ping ping-pong pip pitter-patter chachalaca plink Plip kittiwake klam klok, bratat ratchet rattle bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, bloooot aaugh abracadabra achoo ah ah / heh! hehehe! hem hoo rat-a-tat buck buffet bumble quack shuffle, chrrrrick chrunchy chuck-will’s-widow chuckle chug chukar chump chunk clack t’chi ta-da growl vwomp flop flump flumppf flush

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hooray yada yahoo yakyakyakyak yammer yank yap yap bay beep belch / peewee pewit humph humph mwahaha hohn ho-hoho holler honk hoo / splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh ha yadda humpf gurrhr gush gwuf, didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong currawong ping ping-pong pip pitter-patter chachal-aca plink Plip je bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat / dubdubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek eek / – ha ahhhh ahoy Arf argh tock cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick / smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle va-room veery viip voomp vooRRRR, nyah dot drip drizzle drone drop drum vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! bellow Biff bing blab blab crunch, chak-a-chak-akk-chk-chk-chk cham untz nyah growl smash smooch smooth snaschwump shuus tch, p

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hooray huh suru susurration

grr grumble grumbling grump grumph grunt tap takka puhVROOpuh-

HOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr bop bong bong / ho untz hum hock hohn ka,

shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop na, dibble / speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash bwwwobbubwub

bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, toc tick-tock ting

tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot rawr re humph humph / oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops

ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew / ka, achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh / / moo moob

/ / ho! ho / BWEEP bwok clap schwump vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flut-ter Fnarr! yada dopp uh / neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh

ha / tch, tch teehee! terwit ploop / / gunko gurgle dubdubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek

eek huh hum boo boo-hoo boom boooOOOOOOooo Boosh bop bop bong bong / / / / / bong doo-wop dook dook dot / varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, cliche click

clickety-clack clickety-clack croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waf-fle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, / uh ah-choo mrkg-nao mwahaha vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! / / / BWEEP bwok pew pewee je tlot tocotocotoco toink tolling tom-tom tong toot tootle-too tremble trickle trill trumpet tsk tu-whu tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka tuff tug tuk-tuk tup Tut-tut twang tweet twiddle twinkle twit haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi – / ssss je splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh hmpf hurrah hurrah tlot tocotocotoco toink tolling tom-tom tong toot tootle-too tremble trickle trill trumpet tsk tu-whu tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka tuff tug tuk-tuk tup Tut-tut twang tweet twiddle twinkle twit twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, hah! haha har NEE-eu neener, oh! woh peewee pewit bellow Biff bing blab blab claque clash clatter wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum dot / hohn creak tch, hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow meowing mew mi miaow mkgnao ha didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong yeehaw, / schwump aahht / shuh shush shuush, / humpf hmph ho ho BWEEP bwok ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop ah / / tch, / hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow meowing mew mi miaow mkgnao huh hum splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh glugluglugluglug gulp gulped gunko, –

dopp na naa natter NEE-eu na, squelch squirt squish ssinda, dibble na je yee-haw, NA shuffle, yadda splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh / BWEEP bwok

huh hum / ssss hah! haha har clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh oo ooh ook oompah

oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew / plip / tch,

nya, klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble clip oh, cricket crinkle / bong doo-wop dook dook dot klikt schlikt

schlip schreech schwump / / tock eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst

fizz fizz / ho! ho peewee pewit /ahem hey hhhhrrrrrrnnnnngggg hiccup hiccup

shwah swash swat sweep swish switch

hooray huh suru susurration

grr grumble grumbling grump grumph grunt tap takka puhVROOpuh-

HOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr bop bong bong / ho untz hum hock hohn ka,

shwah swash swat sweep swish switch swoop na, dibble / speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash bwwwobbubwub

bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, toc tick-tock ting

tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot rawr re humph humph / oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops

ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew / ka, achoo Ah-ooh-ga aha ahahah ahem ahh / / moo moob

/ / ho! ho / BWEEP bwok clap schwump vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flut-ter Fnarr! yada dopp uh / neener neigh neow Nibble nnneeaoowww nnnghuh

ha / tch, tch teehee! terwit ploop / / gunko gurgle dubdubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggggig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek

eek huh hum boo boo-hoo boom boooOOOOOOooo Boosh bop bop bong bong / / / / / bong doo-wop dook dook dot / varoom veery viip voomp vooRRRR, cliche click

clickety-clack clickety-clack croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waf-fle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, / uh ah-choo mrkg-nao mwahaha vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! / / / BWEEP bwok pew pewee je tlot tocotocotoco toink tolling tom-tom tong toot tootle-too tremble trickle trill trumpet tsk tu-whu tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka tuff tug tuk-tuk tup Tut-tut twang tweet twiddle twinkle twit haha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha HA-ha! ha! ha. hack hackigi-gi-gi-gi – / ssss je splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh hmpf hurrah hurrah tlot tocotocotoco toink tolling tom-tom tong toot tootle-too tremble trickle trill trumpet tsk tu-whu tuckaTHUCKtuckaTHUCKtucka tuff tug tuk-tuk tup Tut-tut twang tweet twiddle twinkle twit twoo twitter tzing uggh ugh uh-huh uh-oh umpa untz bwwwobbubwub bzzz ca-chunk cackle carambah caterwaul caw cha-cha(-cha) cha-ching chachalaca chakk-chackk-chak-chak, hah! haha har NEE-eu neener, oh! woh peewee pewit bellow Biff bing blab blab claque clash clatter wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum dot / hohn creak tch, hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow meowing mew mi miaow mkgnao ha didgeridoo dikdik ding ding-dong dirnt doink dong dong yeehaw, / schwump aahht / shuh shush shuush, / humpf hmph ho ho BWEEP bwok ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop ah / / tch, / hi Krrrrrrrr kut-kut-kut kwok la lap lash lilt lisp low meow meowing mew mi miaow mkgnao huh hum splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh glugluglugluglug gulp gulped gunko, –

dopp na naa natter NEE-eu na, squelch squirt squish ssinda, dibble na je yee-haw, NA shuffle, yadda splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh / BWEEP bwok

huh hum / ssss hah! haha har clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle splat splatt splatter splish splosh splosh oo ooh ook oompah

oonse oontz oooaughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew / plip / tch,

nya, klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble clip oh, cricket crinkle / bong doo-wop dook dook dot klikt schlikt

schlip schreech schwump / / tock eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst

fizz fizz / ho! ho peewee pewit /ahem hey hhhhrrrrrrnnnnngggg hiccup hiccup

shwah swash swat sweep swish switch

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bubble mwahaha batabatabata bawl plip heeheehee! heh, tack nya, speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash koax bringg gasp gecko gibber gibber(ish) giggle glok – / / / bop bong bong / ha na, gasp gecko gibber gibber(ish) giggle glok vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, / / hooray hush huuuooohar huuuuuuuuuugh hyuk cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick bay beep belch shuush shwap sigh siss sizzle skirl skraaa skraww skreek skrrreeek slam slap slash slip slither slobber slop slosh slump slurp smack tack, huh NA / wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine / squelch squirt squish ssinda, atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler badaboom badonkadonk badum gwuf, suru susurration swah nyah, rrrerrk thith-thith-thith throb thrum thubalup thud thump thunder thung thunk thunk thwack thwip thwogg koax bringg chrrrick klok gloop glop glub glug glup gnash gnaw gobble vooRRR vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew vroo-vroo vroom vworp vzzzzt waaa waaank waahhh waak waffle wah-wah wahh wahoo wail wallop wap warble wee-wee weeeoooeee weep whaam whack whallop wham whang whap Whargharble whee wheeze wher, NEE-eu neener, plip d’oh pew pewee vooRRR, smash smooch smooth snap snarl sneeze snick snicker sniff sniffle na woo whiz whizz whizz whoa whock whockah whomp whoo whoop whoosh whop whop koax bringg / boff boing boink bomb bomp zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz nom uh hiccough hip hiss hissssssssss wuppa yackety-yak yadda yadda plip dot drip drizzle drone drop drum hum hock hohn plip hmpf hurrah hurrah yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk pew pewee vooRRR, atishoo aw awk Baa babble babbler bada-boom badonkadonk badum nya, Fnarr! freh, nya, a woh koax bringg hum hock hohn / hoo hoopoe hooray tap takka ho argh aroo aroo ka, doh dab dada dakka dash deed-a-reedle dibble oh! woh humpf vooRRR, vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! vooRRR, blurp blurt batabatabata bawl / / woh schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch shashing shatter shazam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, ploop plonk plop pluck plump plunk Poke poof poomb poop pop shuffle, gwuf gyuh whip whip-poor-will shuffle, rawr re / hohn haha / hohn hohoho holler honk hoo NA crunch crunching crunchy cry cuckcoo cuckoo bop bong bong wher whew whi-cha whiff whimper whine hyuk icky itch jabber jangle jar jee freh, croaker croon croup crow crumple crunch crunch, / guffaw gulla, boff boing boink bomb bomp splo-osh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squawk squeak squeal bomp borborygmus bow-wow brat gwuf gyuh schwump dubdubdubdubdubdub duh dwoiiinnnnnnnngggggg-gig echo eee-aaaah eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo eeeyouch Eek eek / eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz gwuf, / guffaw gulla, boff boing boink bomb bomp / freh frou-frou gab gada, hoo hoo reek regurgitate rev huh / puhVROOpuhHOO puke pump pump-a-rum punt purr purr/prr eek eew eeyore eh fa fa-thud fanfare fart fash Ffffffffffffff fillip finch fisst fizz fizz flack nnnguh hurrah hoot vwomp flop flump flumppf flush flutter Fnarr! speck spank spark Sparkle spit splash ta-dah tack, plip / cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack chrrrick peewee pewit kiskadee grind groan yeehaw, mutter muuhhhrrr mwahaha toc tick-tock ting tinkle tintinnabulation tiptoe titter tk.tk.tk.tk.tk.tk tlick tlot tlot Fnarr! freh, / clip buck buffet bumble tch teehee! terwit / / yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk zlopp zonk zoom zoomba-zoom zzzz / crunch crunching crunchy cry cuckcoo cuckoo mrkrgnao mmm moan whop tack, oh! woh / / ss hm(m) hmpf ka, fleck flicker Fling flip flip-flop flog floovb, ha floovb, mua-haha na tap, d’oh hum hock hohn nya, – klopp klunk knack knell knock knock-knock knocking knot koink kong kra, / tack NA bip freh, yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk shuffle shuh, click-ety-cla clicking clink clinker d’oh uh / quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy rataplan ratatatat buck buffet bumble vooRRR, clackety-clack clang shuh shush shuush, je ha! muahaha na bwak bwoom bwow-chcka-bwow bwwob argh aroo aroo / klikt schlikt schlip schreech schwump yee-haw yell yelp yeow yikes Yikes! yip yippee yodel yoink yoink yoo-hoo yoooo yow yowl yowt yucchh yuck Yuk yuk mopoke morepork mrow mrrrrgggggllll mum mumble munch murmer murmur oo dong bonk je peewee pewit / kiskadee grind groan / bwok bweee BWEEP oo clackety-clack clang quiver rabble racket rail rap rasp raspy

flutter Fnarr! yeehaw, clunk cock-a-doodle-doo coo cough crack crackle rawr re / / kitti-wake klam klok, champ chant chat chatter / / / / sploosh splut splutter spoing spoot spray sprinkle sputter squabble squall squash squa-wk squeak squeal dibble / crash plip sssssinda sssshblamm static stomp strident strum stup suru / oo ooh ook oompah oonse oontz oooa-ughoaua oops ooze ouch Ow owooooah p-taff pad pah-pa-rah pant parp pat patter pee-oo-wee peep pew vwomp, wher, tic floovb, / rooaaarrr rowr rrrinngg rrrruuuurrrr rub-a-dub ruff rumble rump-rump rush rustle dopp tch, ho! ho, flash flatulence flibbertigibbet flick flick wub wuh-uh-uh-uh wuppa thwok thwok ti tick tick cliche click clickety-clack clickety-clack d’oh bw-ahaha! bwak bwak / gong / schwump scratch screech scritch scrunch sha-shing shatter sha-zam sheesh Shh shiiiiing shiiin shine shiver shock shoo shoop shoosh shriek shudder shuffle shuffle, hum hock hohn / cheep chickadee chiffchaff chime chirp chirr chirrup chit chit-chat chitchat chitter chomp choo choo-choo chortle chough Chrrrick cla-nk bip peewit phew phooey pht champ chant chat chatter speck peewit phew phooey pht oh! woh bop bong bong sploosh splut splutter

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Tom Comitta is the author of ◯ (Ugly Duckling Presse, 2013) and SENT (Invisible Venue, 2014). From 2011-12, he co-wrote and co-conducted nine operas with The San Francisco Guerrilla Opera Company. In 2012, he staged National Novel Writing Night Month (NaNoWriNiMo), a futur-ist improvement on the write-a-novel-in-a-month contest, in which he wrote and published novels written in a night. The same year, Comitta began facilitating multimedia writing workshops at elementary schools around the Bay Area. Forthcoming work includes The City of Nature (Make Now Press, 2015) and Collected Books: 2011-2014 (Gauss PDF, 2015).