1. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do 2. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do Here They Are1: Act macho. If you are a real man, you have no needto prove it2: Teach their boys to sit down and pee.3: Dont fight , unless it is the only possible way toprotect them selfs4: Wear socks that dont come over the ankle.5: Watch Lifetime movie network. 3. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do6: Show off7: kill animals they are not going to eat.8: Are not ashamed to say I love you to a spouse orkids in public.9:Drive a powder blue Prius.10: Watch the movie "Urban Cowboy" 4. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do11: wear bicycle shorts . To ride a exercise bike at thegym.12: Ever miss a star wars movie.13: Turn off C.S.I. for a reality show.14: Hate any one because of their race.15: Play with dolls." even the blow up kind" 5. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do16: Watch Desperate house wives.17: Drive cars small enough to fit in a pickup truck.18: Use the"I was drunk" excuse.19: Buy their wives a vacuum for Christmas.20: Drive drunk. 6. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do21: Ride a girls bike.22: When their spouse asks to go some place they havenot been in a long time . Real men dont say how aboutthe laundry room.23: Invite guy friends over to watch " An officer and agentleman "24: watch" My little pony"25: Paint their house pink 7. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do26: refuse to shovel the side walk for an elderlyneighbor.27: own a Chihuahua28: Force their kids into sports they do not want toplay.29: Drink any thing with Crme de menthe.30: Scream on amusement park rides. 8. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do31: Scream in haunted houses.32: Park a car in two spaces33: Not return borrowed tools .34: wear fanny packs.35: wear skinny jeans 9. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do36: Brag about the size of private parts.37: Wear a girdle38: Use spray on hair.39: Cry when Goose dies in "Top gun"40: Stare at other women in front of their wife. 10. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do41: Read instructions before building something.42: Wear short shorts.43: Wear socks with Crocs.44: Eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches.45: Force help on other men who dont want help. 11. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not Do46: Give up on what they know is right.47: Cut their hair like Justin Bieber .48: Watch "the bachelor"49: forget their anniversary.50: Eat pizza with a fork. 12. Fifty Things Real Men Do Not DoPlease check out my other articles.http://bmcoll3278.hubpages.com/