50 shades of vpn

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Are you a frustrated network engineer? A Sys Admin needing light relief from answering important questions like “Is the internet down?” Then look no further. 50 Shades of VPN is the story that that IT Managers were afraid to read on an unsecured device! Delve into the steamy story of one man’s Server, and one woman’s passionate need for an iPad VPN that actually works.

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.....he pulled it out. She gasped.

"Do you really have iPad remote access?" she murmured.

“Oh yes. I can access it anywhere I want.”

His eyes glinted dangerously. He stroked the tablet idly, trailing the tips of his fingers across the advanced plural touch awareness display.

“I’ve done it at my New York penthouse, at my Miami beach house, in the back of my limo, even flying my helicopter.”

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The sense of danger was almost too much for her to bare.

Beside her his company Server hummed, low and deep. It processed her very core.

“But.. Is it safe?” she asked hesitantly, biting her bottom lip.

“My iPad vpn connection? I have x.509 certificates, issued by a full SCEP system. It IDs and protects my network integrity.” He looked at her, challengingly.

She flushed. “I meant using your iPad while flying a helicopter. That just sounds dumb.”

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His face grew hard. She could tell by the look in his eyes that he wasn’t in a joking mood.

Her breath began to race. Quickly, she asked him –“And all you needed was one quick install on the Server?”

He knew what she was doing, but this time, he relaxed and gave her what he knew she really wanted.

“Yes. It was fast. Very fast. Smooth, it all went nice and easy. That’s how it should be, shouldn’t it?”

“I’ve never installed anything on my Server, let alone a vpn for iPad” Shame blossomed like a flower within her.

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He looked at her in disbelief.

“You mean, this is your first time?” His body language shifted. He drew her towards the computer.

“We’ll take it nice and slow. All you need to do, is go to www.isimplyconnect.com. They’ll show you what to do. There’s a free ipad vpn trial, you can try it, all by yourself for a couple of weeks.”

“And when you’re ready, you and I can try the Connect 3 package, no commitments needed.” He looked at her, 50 shades of VPN running through his mind…