e Ubyssey

VOL. XXXIII

VANCOUVER, B .C., FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1951 '

NO, 55

NEEDS SENIOR EDITOR

The Ubyssey urgently needs a senior editor to takeover publication of the regular Friday paper for the remain-ing four issues of the year .

The editor should know something of newspaper work ,but will receive all possible aid from the present staff .

An associate editor will be available for the fourissues .

Any interested students, are asked to apply, immedi -ately at the Ubyssey offices, Brock Hall .

Flader To Question

Bookstore Profits

'Twin Classes

Dr. Katz Speaks

On Nazification

At Noon Today

Student. Peace Movement

:wig

Or, ' e

today at 12 .30 p .m. in Applied

Science 100.Dr. Katz will speak on the topic

"De or Re•Nazificadion?"

PREMED SOCIETY will sponso ra showing of "Experimental Re •vival of Organisnts" today at 12 :3 0

p .m. in Physics 200 .

MIS ARMOUR, Ubyssey colum-nist, will address a meeting of th eSocial Problems club today a t12 :30 p .m. in Arts 100 .

Mr. Armour will discuss "Amer !can Policy in Europe" and th eeffect this policy has had on th esocial cotulitions of the countrie sinvolved .

CHRISTAN SCIENCE Organiza-tion will meet today at 12 :30 p .m .In Physic 300 .

At

AtNEWMAN CLUB ,nomination s

will close today at 12 :30 p .m. at.the Club's general meeting .

Olt

tADVA PAY PARADE will be hel d

in the Armory today from 9 :30 a .m .to 4 :30 p .m. Pay will be distribute dtoday only .

A COMMUNION BREAKFAS Twill be held at St, Paul's ' Nurses 'Home on Sunday, after the 9 :0 0

a .m . mass which will be held i nthe St . Paul's Chapel .

Committee Refused Informatio n

By Bursar's Office For ReportCharlie Flader will ask President N. A. M . MacKenzie why

figures of profits made by the UBC bookstore were not madeavailable to the Student Council Investigation Committee, nextweek, when he asks for approval of recommendations made bythe three-man Investigation Committee. .( The committee has recommend-

ed that the bookstore handle use dbooks which are now being care dfor by the Commerce Undergradu-ate Society, and that larger guar•tens be made available for thebookstore .

+4OTOF SERIE S

cus Now oGym,iris' Dormitories

By JOHN NAPLERSHEMY(This is the last in a series of three articles dealing

iMtih VNC's post-war building program by Ubyssey write rJOhtl Napier-Henry, The previous two articles dealt withthe financial difficulties involved in construction, and wit hbuildings already completed) ,

urgently vying for publicity are the recently-opene dWar Memorial Gymnasium and the Womens ' Dormitories .

The official ' opening of the new gym was held last Friday*40h $BC's winless Thunderbirds played Eastern Wash-il$$tott . Savages . The inverted roof focussed spectator atten-tioon on the large springy floor . Throughout the $750,000cure the emphasis has been on glass, which is both

ail,* etive . and comparatively cheap. Herculite doors, a

rjati wlike entrance, prejecting stairs and an over-all hanger-like appearance lend the gym an impression of strikin gmodernity, which is in direct contrast to the staid, conserva -ble architecture of other campus buildings . Although unof-ficially open much work must be done before the gym isq npleted according to original plans. When more fundsAt'! available a swimming pool will be added . There will be2,000 `bleitohers, bringing the seating capacity up to 5.600 ,Six bowl {'afleys and a snack bar .

' Built-es ti memorial to UBC 's war dead a good percen-

tage of the funds have come from the students . This yearti pledgin ee,r tpaign by Bill Haggert ' s War Memorial Gym-

m Pittance Committee added to the total .

The tIi$ unit of the new wometts' dormitories at Forthat plumed '

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bringing the female population up'to 150 .F

plant ea1j for a total of four units with a central build -ot';offleer, recreation rooms, lounges and dining facili-

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lait' word in modern architecture, the halls are a

ell.' cleplti$ure from the dormitories in the temporar y,. .,lend' tltrters at University 's Youth Training Camp .

Duigiied in two•atdrey cottage style, each hall has itsq;iittt otllor'e seine: Furniture is of light limed oak, upholster-Ed in brown and green . Full glass doorways, bright-tile dlo4robmli With 'metal and plastic trimmings add to'the mod -

, note. Ytlfspartitlons between desks give a degree of¢i4vacy for study periods. Clothes cupboards feature silentm+igne ,le *OS- Light switched are soundless.

S$l1 under construction is the Bacteriology, Preventa-tive Medicine and Nursing Building . It has not yet bee ndecided how the space will be allocated once the buildin gis completed .

Planned for the future is an additional wing to th elibrary, thus providing space for over 1,000,000 volumes .The wing completed since the war provided stock room fo r800,000 volumes .

High on the priority list is an Arts Building to containlecture rooms and offices . The Law Building will replacecrowded huts and hold a library, lecture rooms and offices .A Medical Sciences building for anatomy and physiology ,a permanent Home Economics building, mens' residence t ocation buildings, a Museum and Art Centre, offices and labscation building, a Muse mend Art Centre, offices and labsfor Department of Agriculture are all projected for thefuture.

Varsity Looking

Into World-Wide

News ExchangeTORONTO — (CUP ,— The Vary '

MOO student publication of the Uof ,Toronto, is investigating th epossibility of the establshment o fan international university 'newsagency to provide for worldwid ee,ochange of news among all uni-versities.

The service, to be known a sUprose, was suggested at th eWestern Student Union Stock -halm conference in January, wher eit was decided that each nationalstudent union should chosee astudent newspaper which woul dact as headquarters . The Varsit ywas given the job at the recen tCanadian University Press Con •torence in Ottawa .

Upress plans to have three re-gional agencies, for Europe, Asi aand North America. Headquarters At the sam efor Europe will be In Holland o rEngland . The Asian office will b ein Australia, and the North Am-erican, in Canada . It is expecte dthat. the Canadian ageuty will h eextended to cover Latin Americ awknll 11111'env shills to operate .

Puget Sound, St. Martin's, Whit -worth and Pacific Lutheran Col .lege found the financing tough thi syear .SITUATION CRITICA L

Critical situation in theschools stemmed from the drop Inenrollment from the America ndraft, and the rise In administra-

NO FIGURES

Ilion costs which allowed les sThe Bursars office would not money for athletic purposes ,

release the figures of the yearlyfinancial report to members of th einvestigation committee .

UDC bookstore shows a markup l their nonprofit sports which spen tor 20 percent for most books .

j money in travelling to awar• meets .

According to the report, this is one minor change was made i n

broken down as follows :—7 per- regard to football at th e

cent covers wages of which 3percent is wages of strident work-ers, freight cost is 8 per cent andthe remaining' 5 percent is use das a reserve for losses as over.stocking and unsold books .

GREATER CONVENIENC ERecommendation that the use d

bookstore be amalgamated wit hthe present bookstore the repor tto the Inquiring committee claims ,was made to give greater conven eence to students, who would hepaid cash for the books they wer eselling at the time of sale to thebookstore, instead of waiting unti lthe sale is completed before re •ceiving the money . The centralize dplan, the report states, would re-sult in less confusion .

Manager of the bookstore ha sexpressed his willingness to handl eused books, providing Presiden tMacKenzie approves the plan .

Results Announced

In WUS, WAA Vote

One hundred and ten UBC co-eds turned out Thursday toelect the WUS executive for the 1951-52 term .

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Mary Lett, incoming WUS presi -dent, expressed her disappointmen tat the poor turnout, and made aspecial appeal to the co-eds t oturn out when the Individual nn •dergraduate society representa-tives were ' elected .

The new officers take office afte rthe AMS general meeting Marc h20, when Mist Lott. Is installed .

"Undergraduate representativesand club representatives must 1) echosen by March 16," Miss Let tannounced .

meeting Donni eSperling was elected Secretary o fWomen's AtIileaic Aasociatlon, an dJean Hood won the positio nvieo•presideut of Wee .

Miss Sparlhrg and Miss Hoo dhoth

~~ ca>runtterMs tG''Mitt the un iversity is run on a business basis, "said Flader, but student fees g ointo the running of the 'bookstor eand students do have a right to b einformed of some of the business .

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The private schools who receive dgrants from the administration na-turally were forced to cut down o n

sam emeeting .

Any team may now cancel an yfootball game next fall, providingnotice is in to the Confer'enc 'headquarters before September 1 .Otherwise the team in default i sliable for the financial losses in-currred .

Viva Busch was elected vice-

presi-dent, Theo Gyles Treasurer, an d

Mary Fran Munroe

Gyles, and

re elect•INE GRO BLUES SINGE R

ed by acclamation, wane two girl scontested the vicerpresident's posi-tion .

Miss Busch is a second-yeasarts student, Miss Gyles in fourt hyear Commerce, and Miss Munro ealso a second-year artswoman .

CBC Songstress 'Eleanor'

Second In Emerson Series

Case of Wrong Sex

In Assault Appea l

It happened at a P•'I'A meetin gat a school in Alaska .

There was a big appeal goin gup for more milk for the smalle rchildren. The speaker was a larg eand obviously city-bred man . Ilehad been talking for a long tim eand his face was flushed with em-otion . "Ladies and gentlemen," h ecried, "we meat take the hull b ythe horns and demand more milk . '

A dusky chanteuse backed up b yher Jazz Quartet will entertain

students on 'Monday noon in th eAuditorium ,

She is CBC songstress Eleanor

who will take the spotlight in th esecond of the series "John Emu .

son Presents . "Rythmn will tak e

beat as Eleanor swings out with two ,youug children .

t everything from You (lo to

my I Currently she is featured segoof (lead, to the spirituals of her own, laxly on Friday in the CIlC sho w

race,

with the Ray Norris Quintet . OneThe urbane Emerson also has of her biggest hits was her ap-

art) 1 something in store with his tape, pearance during the summer o n

second-year I'hys I?d students .'Iecorder, his violin, his piano and the prealige show Sardine ,

on a booglo li diaper changing sessions with he r

his devilis hImes . Couldthat lecturePoetry .

Eleanor is a youn gver housewife who love sbut can only manage i t

sense of the ridicu-be that we will geton How Not to Rea d

Vancou-to sing

between

Nurses Top

In Grad Fee

Payments

Graduating nurses are lead-

ing all other classes in pay

ment of their grad fees, it wasannounced Thursday by a

spokesman of the class execu -

tive .Fees are coming in slow, but

almost 80 per cent of the nurseshave paid up their dues .

Treasurer .Ken Murphy expectsto gather some of the fees todayat DVA pay parade by having arepresentative stationed outsideof the campus bank to "catchthem when they have the money "

Three gift eertlflpatee fromdowntown firms have keen present .ed to the grad class, Jim Ros sannounced .

"All who have paid foes are el-igible to participate in their dis-tribution," Ross said .

Details of the distribution ar ebeing worked out by the execu-tive at the present .

h receipt for the three dol-e hi a free ticket to the Con-ton Ball . Other tickets may b e

obtalnl from the Alumni offic ein Brook Hail at extra cost .

Breakdown of the three dollarfee was given to the Ubyssey b yRoss .$1 .50 Goes toward the class gift .

.70 Pays for the year's suhscrip .tion to the Alumni Chronicl eand a one year membership I nthe Association .

.30 Pays fo rbooklet .

.15 Pays forceremony ..35 Pays for Convocation Bal l

the tree planting

printing of Gra d

Spotlight' On

Theatre Arts

This MonthTheatre Arts will get specia l

attention on the campus when Fac-ulty line Arts Committee in co -operation with the Players' Clu bpresents Theatre Festival Wee kbeginning Mauch 12 .

Lister Sinclair, internationallyknown Canadian radio playwright ,tops the list of personalities whos etalents will go into the six-da yshow, sponsored by UHC Pine-Art sCommittee and the Players' Club .

Also it heavy competitor fo rcrowds of students and outsetalike will be the URC Players 'Chub production of James Thar -hers' !Broadway comedy, The Mal eAnimal", which is scheduled fo rfour public performances begin •ning Mauch l i .

Enthusiasts of visual art as wel las dramatic~ are expected to Floc kto UIIC Art, Gallery for the, thir dmajor attraction . Gallery exhl:bi-melats of Stage Design," a "ees •dons that week will include "Me -tame carnival" and a display ofCanadian theatre design .

Mr. Sinclair will make publi c

Baseball Dropped From U BC

As Small Schools Hard

Enrollment Drops In Member Schools

Cause Withdrawals In three Sports

UBC will completely drop its spring baseball program alon gwith other member colleges in the Evergreen Conference as aresult of a special meeting of Conference representatives hel din Tacoma Wednesday .

Special meeting was called by re -quest of the small independen tcolleges in the conference wh owere forced to cut down on thei rexpenses to make their budget last .

Baseball, golf and tenons havebeen scratched from the officialConference schedules, hut meetsmay be arranged by any collegeindependent of the league .

Representative from UBC wa sPhysical Education director BchOsborne who returned to Van-couver late Wednesday night .Baseball will be dropped from th e

UDC schedule this spring, Ole Bak -hen, Graduate manager of Athle-tics announced to the Ubyssey,"mainly because there won't ,beauy other schools to play agains tus ."PLAY ANYWA Y

Bakken said that matches wil lprobably be arranged with inde-pendent schools in gold and tennis .

"Track is alright," Bakken said .The other schools agreed to re-main In the track picture alon gwith UBC .

The Tacoma meet brought pres-idents, Faculty Reps, and Athleti cDirectors from various membe rschools of the ' Evergreen Confer -

Because of students' requests tc ence ,be shown the annual financial re

small self-supporting schools t o

also port o

f askthe

President bookstore, raider

McKenzie the will the conference, notably college o f

reason for not letting out the fig .urea .

SLIM UBYSSEY STAFF

The following Monday l'tuct'son appearances as the Festival' swill present his new discovery, guest speaker, and will also aural-Tom Mc(Ilaughelin, all operatic cipate In panel discussions wit hbaritone when not deliver,ying His drama director Joy Coghill, so tMajesty's mail .

designer 'Mario Prizek and Mrs .Featured on the same show will Yvonne Firkins, Vancouver dram a

he British Comedian, Slim Allen producer and adjudicator, directo rwho Made such an outstanding Sydney Itisk and author Earle Bitssuccess when he appeared in TUT 's ney ,production of Victor Herbert's ISi .

Student actors will present "Th eteen last swamer .

[Hale Aointal" in two special show sDate will he Monday, '.March 5 . for students, before begintfin .g thei r

time will be 12 : :h1 p .m ., place will four-night suit of public perform -be the auditorium, and price fog ante sthe luncheon diversion Weill be 2

Proceeds will go to aid 1114C' stents .

j 11'nr . ienlotitll ceneelsiun,

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THI UBYSSEY

Friday, March 2, 195 1

The Ul

Charlie Flader's bookstore investigatio n'committee has come up with few concrete an-swers and fewer proposals for change, aftermany moons of delving into the whys andwherefores of book-buying on the campus .

But students should not be too discour-aged over the situation. The Ubyssey believesthat F'1ader did all he could, in the face of antldhtinistration that is apparently unwillingto tell us the whole story .

His lengthy investigation may • proveworth every minute spent even if only onechange that has been suggested is incorpor-ated into the bookstore setup .

John Hurter, bookstore manager, re-peatedly seems willing to consider taking overtit used book business here .

- Ilt is a venture which will be viewed with .bad alarm' by Commercemen who have beendoing a good job and reaping a justified pre .

Newspaper advertising this year is "go-ing to bump into the roughest, toughest com-petition this business has ever seen," accord-ng to a Ney York advertising executive ,

Harold S . Barnes . Magazines, radio, televisio nand newsprint shortages were some of thecompetitors that Mr. Barnes had in mind .

We noticed recently one of the news -paper world's first moves to head off thisforeseen crisis . The aid of the classics hasbeen called in . This week, the advertisingcohinma of a local daily—in the colored comi csection at that — announced boldly tha t'Greek athletes knew the secret,' The 'secret 'that the ancient Greeks were called on t odivulge was that honey (Nature's Own Food )quickly banishes fatigue—if taken with water .

This move on the part of enterprising ad-vertising copy writers opens up whole newvistas . At last their eye has come to rest o n

Oliver's TraveI have long been familiar with that ol d

saying, "The early bird gets the worm . "Realizing what this could mean in Fort Camp,I have made it a rule never to go to break -fast until as late as possible .

This practice is sound in that it not onlyallows more sleep but is also the only sureway of avoiding the temptation to go to an8:30 lecture. Now this is right and just an dgood .

But one clay I got to thinking . That wasMy Big Mistake. I wondered what eigh tthirties were like . Maybe I could do a funnystory on them. (Any English 101 student wil ltell you this is dramat

tiic irony) .

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My alarm clock went off at 7,15 (Analarm clock is an ingenious little device whichat first appears to be quite useless as it al-ways rings when you are asleep . This is no tso however, for, if the walls are thin, its con-tinued ringing affects the occupant of thenext room somewhat like The Old Tim eRevival Hour, arousing such religious fervourthat, after five minutes of ringing, he is re-citing scriptures in a loud, clear voice and i nhis passion to spread the word, rushes int oyour room and awakens you by massaging

,your face with a to ,inu; hlu,t, !hu.~ ad~lin ;h„

fit from the student Book Exchange each fall .Mr. Hunter, we have been told, is willing '

to commit himself to buying used books forcash ,on the barrelhead at the end of eac hterm .

Thus, students would no longer have t owait until the fall to get part of their invest .merits back, and—most important of all—i twould be the bookstore, and not the students ,that would be gambling on which texts wil lbe in use the following year .

In short, the University would take overthe loss of hundreds of dollars that are nowleaking out of student pocketbooks eachyear .

We wouldn't venture a guess as to howlong Mr. Hunter and the Adminstration wouldbe willing to hold the short end of the stick,.but as long as they did, they could' be surethat students would remain perpetually grate-ful .

chamber as suggested by the Mock Liberalgovernment:

.Since confederation 'the political situn-

tion has become more difficult than it sfathers ever anticipated.

' Mass communication mediums have man eit ever more probable that the man with th ebiggest campaign fund will be elected . ' '

The need for an upper house which ca nremain detached from the melee is greate rthan ever.

The solution to the present problemis an appointment system which will provid efor opposition in the Senate . Alternatively,the present house might be replaced by ahouse of experts .

the great literary treasures of classical anti-quity. Here is a practically untouched sourc eof advertising inspiration .

The possibilities are fascinating ; thiscould lead to a complete reversal in presen teducational trends! As writers dip deeper intoclassical sources for material, the resultingadvertisements will become more and mor eerudite . But the public will not be able toappreciate such recondite references Withou ta much wider classical background than theynow receive in public and high school.

So don't be too surprised, then, if power-ful pressure groups soon start' campaigningfor a new emphasis on the teaching of Lati nand Greek in elementary and secondaryschools .

After all, the least that a school can d ois to teach the public how to read the adver-tisenients . (From The Acadia Athenaeum )

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by Don Oliver

human touch to early rising) .Breakfast was easy . It consisted of a

plate polished to mirror smoothness. Thebreakfaster looks down, sees the reflection ofhis early morning eyes decides he has poachedeggs and makes passes at them with a fork .The dieticians depend on the general hazines sof reaction prevalent at this early hour to givethe victim the delusion that he is enjoying abountiful repast.

Soon I was on my way to the eight thirty ,whistling an aria from People 's Credit Jewel -lers to keep my courage up, a Spanish tex tclutched in one hot little fist . (The author ofthis book is often referred to as the SpaniardWho blighted my life), My collar wasturned up and my hat turned down a l aSam Spade, for if any one recognized me Iwould be laughed out of camp. People wouldpoint and say, "See that fellow over there ?The one that keeps talking to himself? Heonce went to an eight thirty .

The lecture itself wasn't so bad though ,My lecturer said he was glad I droppedmound as it was nice to have someone t otalk to . But he warned me not to let it becom ea habit .

I won't .In the end, f think its the worm tha t

mrls the cnrlt' bird . Look in any eemetary .

Letters To The Editor

Redundant

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For display advertising phone Alma IS2 lEDITOR•IN•CHIEF . . . .

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GENERAL STAFF : Senior Editors, Ann l .angbein, Marl Stainsby ; CUP Editor, JoanChurchill ; Women's Editor, Joan Fraser, Sports Editor, Alex MacUlllivray ; Fine ArtsEditor, John Brockington ; Editorial Writers, Les Armour, Hal Tennant ; Photography,Tummy Hatcher .

Editors This Issue—RAY FROST, ANN LANGBEI N

Noble Venture

Red ChamberMock Parliament could hardly have

clmsen a more worthwhile topic for debatetan reform of, Canada's Senate—but itGould hardly have chosen a . worse solution.

The Senate was originally ' conceived . bythe Fathers of Confederation as an uppe rhetlae ' widi advisory powers from which menwho were not faced with the immediate pros-pect of being enmeshed in practical politic scould look with relative detachment at th elevee of the day.

It is true that the red chamber has be- .come the last resting place, of broken dow nparty wheelhorses and it kl ,true that some -thing ought to be done abgpt it .

But surely the solution is not an electe d

The Greeks And 'The Secret'

IndoctrinatedEditor, The Ubyssey ,Dear Sir :

I have just read your editorla 'in the Feb. 27th, issue of ' th eUbyeeey entitled "No Sectaria nism Here", in which you Impl yUnion College and the AnglicanTheological College . is "indactri•nation" and that we are not fetter•eeted in an unbiased analysis o freliglod•

I would like to say that I hav estudied at both the university an dat both Anglican and Union Col;leges. 1 have experienced more o fthe spirit of free inquiry at then

:legaoal aplfeges ,Also, the spirit of your editori-

al indicates that you have notgot the slightest idea about wha tthe matter of the study is at eithertheological•college or what the ap •preach to this matter is .

In conclusion, it seems to methat you have been pretty thorou g.hly indoctrinated yourself agains treligion, and seem to be uncons-cious of the fact.

Sincerely ,Ross Cannel ,

Scotsman's ViewsEditor, The Ubyssey ,Dear Sig' :

I see we are to have a new chan-cellor . )prom the editorial columnof the Vancouver Sun, I see als othat he is a jolly fine chap an dwell worthy of the honor . All thi sis very gratifying .

But to my reactionary' mind, th emade of eppointing a chancello rto this hallowed seat of learningis quite unsatisfactory on two ac -counts .

The Other Sid eDear Sir :

Obviously the Ubyssey is oppos •ed to "denominational" religiou scourses being offered on the cam•' rpus, as brought out in its editor .Isla But how did the Ubyssey com eto the conclusion that the vas tmajority of students at UBC ar ealso opposed to "'denominational "courses . Surely not from the find-ings of the referendum !

It is true, that the particula rcourse which obtained the mostvotes wee a "nondenominational "course but let us keep in min dthat the student had a choice o fthree "non • denominational "

ISM- WEST 10th AVE .seedegrs 'H Mph

The Perils of ReligiousLiberalism

In a turbulent world, so little in .fluenced by the Church, religiousliberals are seeking the "LivingBread" of spiritual vitality, whichwilt release. Faith and Courage toenable men and women to meet th estrenuous demands of everyday lire ,

7 :30 p.m . -- Discussion Foru m"Soviet Foreign Policy"

Minister A, HODGKINS, M .A .

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GB THE WATCH OF IROTICiID ACCURAC Y,

1, The chancellor is nominated by .the Alumni.

2. The present students of the uni-versity have no say whateve rin the election of the chancellor .Now this is bad . Unanimous

nominations are dull things and 'particularly so. when made by th estaid and sober members of th eAlumni . How much more educe .Lima), it would be to have a thun-dering good. student election, wit hall the fiery trimmings . What anoutlet for decayed vegetable mat .ter . But I'm afraid if I aimed arotting lettuce at Brigadier Lett ,the AMS would demand a writte napology of me, or maybe more, andthat, would be very distasteful ,

Instead, I must live on my mem-ories, and 'Life' magazine's pic-torial coverage at such events. I twill be cheaper.

Ex.Olasgow University .

CriticismEditor, The Ubyssey,Dear Sir :

We weak) hits ter em vphatleall yempress our profound disgast a tthe standard and contents of ou r(?) campus paper, The Ubyssey .It constantly contains articles oabsolutely no Interest to the ma-jority of the student body who hap -pen to be neither socialists, lov-ers of French plays nor engineers .The subject matter of the paper ,with the exception of the sport spage and occasionally the fron tpage, is confined to a literary due tbetween frustrated artsmen, must clovers and theology students, al lof whom seem to be trying to em -ploy the so-called benefits of thei rpsychology and philosophy lec-tures In their editorials and letter sto the editor .

These letters to the editor envanate from the pens of a ,vocalfew who are using the student .paper as a means of practicing as -say writing. Let them do their do-odling on search pads, as the aver-age student at this university take sno interest whatsoever in their art yendeavours . The Publication sBoard would do well to put ou tsomething on the' pattern of othe rcollegiate publications se:eh as th eOregon State Barometer, the Stan :ford Daily, and the Daily Califor-nian, to name only a few . Let thi sbe the first of many registered ob •jeotions to the present policy o fyour so-called newspaper. '

No doubt there will be many let -ters from literary purists object .tng to the grammatical construc-tion of this letter which was writ -ten in a moment of seething hulig .nation .

Ivan Tufts, aR. W. Gilchrist ,R. J . l''alenner.First Tarr Law,

BANK OF MONTREA Leurada 4 7essr 84*4

Your Bank on the Campus . . .In the Auditorium Building

MERLE C . KIRBY,Manage r

But he has the right formula for

budget problems—steady saving

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and 13 denominational, (yet a "de -nominational" course, number 13 ,came second in student support . )etually 65 per cent of the student -interest in religious courses fel lInto the "denominational"class(1391 votes for denominational, to762 non-denominational . )

Either the Ubyssey has no con eception of the method of inter •prsting statistical findings or itis blinded by prejudice. Neverthe •less, it is guilty of false report.Ines . Let the Ubyssey publish al lthe facts and figures of the refer.endum and then we'll see who i sright .

Yours truly ,Armand Paris .

President of the Newman Clu b

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lalents At Ow nTeal Dance Today

Pr bably the most unique teadano this year will he held todayat 3 .30 p .m. in Brock Hail whe nthe 'newly formed Judo Club spoil .sot's ; the project to raise moneyfor K'heir club,

Girls Dorms Open

For Tour Saturday

A legitimate chance to pene-trate the sanctum of feminine pri •vacy Is being held out by the girlsat the new residences .

March 3, between 2 p.m. and 5p.m., curiosity seekers will b egiven the opportunity to view thenew buildings. Arrangements toremove the barricades for that her.led have been made by the FacultyWotneks association under thepresidency of Mrs . Knapp .

Tickets may be purchased fro mmembers of the club or at thedoor. Proceeds will go toward ne wfurnishings .

The letters, ail expressing a"stay calm" attitude, ranged from ,telling the sorority members tha tthe film was "childish," to advisin gthem "by all means go and see it "so as to be better able to answe rany questions arising over th efilm .

M'cGUtt girls felt that the na-tional headquarters seem more ,concerned than anyone else ove rthe film .

The movie in question is "Tak eCare of My Little Girl," which ac -cording to Variety, show busines sweekly, exposes certain evils of th ecollege fraternity and sorority sys-tem. The film stars Jeanne Crain ,Jean Peters, MINI Gaynor, a nHelen Wescott .

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Ball will take place on the MainDeck of the HMOS Discovery o nMarch 9 .

Parade and Inspection of the unl •versity contingents will start at3 :00 p .m. in the university Annodes .

Wallace will inspect the five cade tunits on the campus which includ eabout 350 men .

Commissions will be awarded t osome of the cadets at the parade .

Patrons for the ball to be hel dthat evening are :

Lieutenant Governor ClarenceWallace, President and Mrs, N. A .M. MacKenzie . Chancellor and Mrs .E. W. Hamber, Brigadier and Mrs .Megill (Area Officer Commandin gton the Army), Group Captain an dMrs, Easton (Twelfth Group RUF) ,Commander and Mrs . Glen M'cDon •aid. (CO of HMOS Discovery) ,Mayor and Mrs . Fred J. Hume .

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College FigsSkongly

For Presss 1s s summary of the

rNepen to a reeoletiott of titleyS1V OUR oenfereaoe In Ottawa,Ub y •dltoea felt the topic wa sof suffhelittt pertittsnee to reprintIt Am Ito entirety frets the Dal •howl* Osseo`. )

At they annual conference o f

the C ne:Ran University Pres sthe fallowing resolution wasparsed :

"Whereas the function of the

Cate University Per is toatteai5lte rather than to direc tthought among the unlverelt yMutate of angels, the CanadianUs "eveity Press, representin gtwenty I nn University news •paper., affirm* its desires to pro .mete in the columns of member •paper, the ihd1est objective ex•prgasi/a of opinion on eontrover-sftg ia .tbN .

Oonedtan University 'y ea stither meet* that any 'attempt*to suppress this full freedom o fexpression of opinion on the local ,national, and internaeleual levelwill be strongly opposed by CUP'thrrouth every means at the dire

posit of the members of theAtigoefatiea. "

A OUP survey of CanadianUniversity papers for the firs tmonth of the new year indicate sthat this resolution has been th emajor topic of editorial discussio nfrom coast to coast . The specifi cMatte was whether college papersshould allow pro-Communist anti -Iles and letters to appear in print .

The editors at the CUP confer-ence passed the reeelutton withonly one opposing vote, that of C ycsolet, editor of Ottawa's L amonstrous folly of opening colleg ewas still in session, the Ottaw aJournal, commenting editorially ,said "Common sense shows th epapers to the campaigning of those ,who would make us all slaves ofthe Kremlin ." The fight was on .

Toronto Varsity suggested thatonly by examining all points o fview could we prevent the kind o fone • sided thinking that nowthreatens us, ending dramaticall ywith "the truth shall make yo ufree." The Carleton of Ottawarhetorically asked if our belief indemocracy is "so weak that we

cannot allow ourselves to stud yboth sides of the question? " "We

are sure that University student s

can maturely evaluate any ''objec-tive opinion' whether that opinio ncomes from Communists, vegetar-ians or Scottish Nationalists" as-sorted JMS of the McGill Daily .

Not all editors supported thi sview, and La Rotondo fought hac ksaying that Communists, becaus ethey abuse the freedom-of speech ,inuet not be allowed to speak'through such clemoor'atic organsas college papers . Many writer sof "Letters to the Editor'' agree dwith this paper's :Wand.

The Manitoba* run a series ofletters from ono "tf/" ertticisingU.S., U.N., and Canadian foreignVolley and 'chanting that theIManitoban's editorials were "pon erpous and poatekial" dissertation son world event* in the best (i fborrowed) Liberal style. A King-ston student "Mimed that Cam-

, munism tlrtv

on the type ofpublicity gin In the pages ofthe Queen's bnrnal, and suggest-ed that the letter refrain from cri-ticism of U .N . foreign policy .freedom and the consensus o f

To spread truth Is to defendopinion see fie to he for a free armou reditorial $tclley. This freedom i s

now being/ practiced and college i duelingeditors are striving to presen tboth, sidle of the struggle be-tween Coenlaunisn and Democracy .

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GIRLS LINE UP FELLS

AT ACADIA UNIVERSITYWOI.FYILLE, N.S.—(CUP)--Girls at Acadia Univer-

sity recently threw convention to the winds when theyestablished a novel' means of acquiring dates . In an attemptto liven things up in the dating line, ambitious damsels setup what was called a Dating Bureau,

The move was initiated by a definite indication thatthe male sex has lost that indescribable curiosity whichdrives him to hurdle all barriers to obtain the companyof some morsel of female pulchritude.

When interviewed on the success of the plan, one gir lstated', "After all boys it isn't too long until COI.BD week-end, and revenge is sweet, "

U. of McGill Sororities,

Warned About Prim

N 1 L—(C .—Severay women's fraternities onthe McGill' Campus have received letters from their national1headquarters notifying them of the release of ate anti sorovitymotion picture produced by Twentieth Century Fox . it It wilt be released' in Canad a

sometime during the summer ,

KCE upon a time, in a far away countr y

Oa little princess was born . She was nam-

ed Mazola in fond hope that she would som e

day discover the kingdom's 3 lost oil wells .

These had been spirited' away from the King's

domains by a Texaco dealer who passed the

palace early one morning calling "New Wells

for old, New Wells for old ." The Queen, una-

ware of powers of the oil wells, had eagerl y

traded these ugly things for a new guarantee d

Wishing We111, When he found this out, th e

King searched high and low, but has neve r

found even a small slick of oil .

The King, Mazola's father, was a man

of the old school tie . He was a conservative

from Sway back, and a direct descendent fro m

his ancestors in the Middle Ages . Her mother

(it was not widely known) was not of noble

birth. Her family were "nouveau riche" who

had' only risen to prominence since the fife

teenth century .

From her father and mother Mazola ha d

inherited strength ,of character and beauty .

But the greatest influence on her young year s

was her aged nurse Josephine, called affee-

tionatel' by her own friends, Comrade Josy .

She taukht the little princess to read an d

write, and to love the working people .

Throughout her childhood Mazola left th e

government entirely up to her father. She

spent many innocent hours shuttling bac k

and forth between her father's heirloom

and her maternal grandfather's

pistols. Once in awhile Joey woul d

hear her utter a deep sigh, as little Mazol a

longed for the knights and armours of long

long ago .

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B

Y her sixteenth birthday Mazola had

grown to be a lovely young woman, On

the clay of her debut she decended the grea t

staircase, a vision in tulle amd ringlets . Bu t

after the party was over, little Mazola fel t

restless and so she went to her father, th e

King. "Papa," she said, "I wish to give m y

life for my people . Tomorrow I shall set

out to find the oil wells. Her father kissed

her tenderly, and told her what little h e

knew about the loss, and warned her that

~usic I'ot the affair wilt bewindow, onto the porch roof, and slid dow n

h ndled by Radsoc,

, the lightning rod into the peasants courtyar d

Price is 1,, cents per ilcl ;soe, with All she had with her was a small overnightthe cut rate or : i cents per (ought case, and a big handkerchief to wipe her

Tlue newly orgeuiied grnnp is eves as she mingled with the exploited classes .seeking money to buy kimonas for

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*t, •+it' members ,The rinb w1u)t5 to ,-,how Ihh vin IN the first teen on her list she went direct -

doll's I)

1v11111 111d .+ I ; oil III,00%L .

ly t11 the llllllll station . "Comrade," sh e

A[ dieplay of Judo will be given the wells were "Bali Hai . "by xperts from downtown Vau-!

Eaely the next day, while Josy was stil lcot ver, dulling an Inte,misslon at sleeping soundly, Mazola crept out he rthe dance .

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Mazola And The

Oil Wells

By B. M. S.

Three

Forpubli c

shouted at the busy mechanic, "do you kno w

anyone near here with 3 old fashioned oi l

wells? "

The mechanic paused 'to wipe his hand ,

before he answered .

"Well can 't say as I do . But I ' ll drive you

across the border where the premier makes

gushers his hobby . He's the man for you . "

Mazola was delighted, so she jumped

onto his motorcycle, and in no time they had

reached "Dos Kapital ." The mechanic drop-

ped her at the corner of Portage and Ban-

nantyne, where she stood for a moment be-

wildered; but, being a resourceful girl, she

just parked herself close to a fire hydrant ,

and waited for the policeman to come along .The Bobby soon directed her to a nearby

grey stone castle, where Mazola stated he r

errand to the premier . She received an em-

phatic reply . "Oil Wells!" "Oil Wells!" "Do

you know where you are?" "Why if I had

one oil well I 'd have a new building for th emasses, and' if I had 3 oil wells I'd pay m ycabinet! "

"But I'll give you the address of a man

who could help you . "

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M

AZOLA hailed a taxi, when she

again reached the street and climbedinto the front seat she put her hand on th eflag to hold it down .

Because cabbies are usually very well 1

informed, Mazola asked him what he knew

about the man she had been sent to see. Whenhe heard the address the driver looked a ther in dismay.—"The President of the trolle y

system, lady? All I can tell you about him is

that never before has so much been paye dby so many, to so few! I would not be sur-

grised if he has your oil well's . "

With this information lodged in her mind ,Mazola waved goodbye to the cabbie and en-

tering the office building she shoved on th erevolving door and wound up in the pmesi- 1 Ident's office .

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A

FTER the bespectacted secretary ha dlearned her business, Mazola waited, o n

a comfortable green leather chair, for th epresident to see her . She finally stood beforethe president and explained her search . Hr

looked at her sympathetically and answered ."Mazola, the only oil well I've ever ha d

is the University bus route, but you hav e

searched long and diligently. As a rewar

I'll give you three reconditioned, good a s

new, street cars . Go home and tell' you r

father, nil's well that ends well, "

—From The Manitoban .

Inspection Precedes

Tri Service s -

SallUBCUBC campus will be bustling with uniforms next',Frl y

when the three university military contingents hold their part*

and inspection as a prelude to this year's Tri ServicesThe second Annual Tri Services t

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U of M Chill

Backs NFCUWINNIPEG — (CUP — In A

recent interview with the studentnewspaper, the Manitoban, U ofManitoba's President, A. H. Wit

the first time, the general laud declared that he was behiti dwill be admitted to the In• the NFCUS in its effort to obtai n

speetion, All guests must be seat federal aid to universities .ed by 2 :45 p .m .

"Federal aid to education 1 s

Lieutenant Governor Clarence fundamental and necessary," Dr.Gillman maintained . "If It is notforthcoming the defence of thecountry will he made more dial •cult ._et

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Box,Squirmers

Show Tonight

Lots Of Bouts Set

For New Gym event

SPO RSports Editor — Alex Mac011livra y

OVINCIAL

—Photo by Paul deffray

He Shoots But Doesn't ScoreVARSITY SENIOR SOCCERMEN will be out for top place in the Vancouver and Distric tLeague Saturday when they tangle with cellar dwelling Kerrisdale . Above the locals areseen in action with Dominion Hotel whom they defeated 6-3 . Dominions almost Scored onthis one. Varsity goalie Mike Puhach, far left, is shown ready for the shot which h estopped .

FOIj UNIVERSITY PLAY

High School Football

Not Good Enough Yet

OLE BAKKEN, the fello w'Oho ' has a eubby hol e

inla,

Alma Mater officelabeled "Graduate Manager, "

is convinced of one thing .

No believes and quite sin-coi'ely,'that this person needs

an education in regards toorlon Football. And I

trot argue with him onit *ht.

1 the poet two weeks he has

di little else than attempt, toCAS giro meIth tiles o f

Nbball andk ketball .

;Idtetbalt ofsae ba.

e Of Ole'si t sate con.

ftlull to the

IOC•Weeds tday, the big boy pulled

wbilt .Jte thought was the finale ,me along to the high

uncial - contest in thethin,"Oaith of convinttis," I n*SO.

J4001ed me going out of th eBtl*t, pointed a finger in th evicldlty of the stadium and said°NOw I'll show you AmericanFootball is a real he-man game . "

At we went through the gat ea great roar went up from with -in,

"Jest tell me where else you'l lheat a crowd scream like that ata high school event?' he ques •tlOOed, a smile on his face whic hstilteted he had Just gottenrid of his mother-in-law ,

"At the inter-high track meet, "I answered thinking I had hi mcornered but be fooled me.

"Your right," he said, "but thatis comprised of schools from al lover the city . The roar you heard ,my boy, was that of studentsfrom two schools and a few var-sity students. "

The stands were practicall yfilled and there was a fair crow din'the bleachers on the opposit e

side of the track.LOOKED at the field . There

were a helluva lot of helmeted

lade riming about tackling on eanother and chasing a ball ,

It was the first football gam eI hid watched .

Bakken nudged me and I fol •lowed him to the press booth .

Ipside the small booth Hermanl'rydenlund, our hockey writer ,and several of his hockey coh-orts were intently watching th e

game ,Bill Sparling, MAD prexyeleet ,

stood nearest us so I asked him

the scofe. He told me but Itdidn't make any difference. It

didn ' t serve to clarify the con •fusion Into which my mind hadslipped . All I knew was that on e

great oaf was Jumping after an -other one and was succeeding i npulling him to the ground .

"Well what's your opinion now ?asked Bakken .

I couldn't answer then becaus eone fellow out on the field hadstarted a long run and thestands were going wild. Thenoise was terrific .

I only stayed for the first half .

Yet I must admit that Ole is a

good salesman. There must besomething to the football to drawa crowd like Wednesday's afte r

such a short notice .

By BRIAN PRENTIC EUBC Thunderbirds travel to

Nanaimo tonight to play th e

first game of a two out o r

three series with Nanaimo Na-tive Sons in the final playoffsfor the Free Press Trophy ,

emblematic of the Senior B

Chsmpionships or the lower

Last year over 1000 ethuetalicpeople were witness to the brilll •ant performances given by the in-tramural entries . And this yeareven more are expected to watchthe debut in the new gym.

The new ring, bought las tyear, will be installed in the gy mready for tonight's bouts .

Most eyes will be on a husk yboxer, Drew McTaggart who hasposted the most convincing recordof the eliminations ,

McTaggart, a hard and fast pun•cher has KO'd three opponents i nthree fights last week . And the145 .154 pounder has looked he .proved In every fight . Ringside ob •servers say his right hand pun-ch is the thing to watch. Or watchOr watch out for.

Wednesday eliminations offere dproof that there will be other ladeto whom a lot of attention shoul dbe paid .

Bill Cotton, welterwieght, pulle dan upset, counter.punching Gordi eOates for a decisive victory . Cotto ndisplayed the fact that he 1s n onewcomer to the tricks of the ringtrade.

Ken Ross, middlewleght dandy .wasn't too wonderful a boxer butin the lingo of the ringaters is a"natural ." He decisioned his op-ponent with his hard choppin gpunches .

As said before it will be the ctrl •mination of one year's extensiv ework for the intramu r al boss Penn .Every year Penn has been activ ein the organization .

This year with complete controlof the flow of calvet in and outof the ring Penn hopes it will bethe best show they have present -ed .

Saturday at 2 o'clock in th estadium, Albert Laithwaite's Than •denbird Rugby team finishes Mil-ler Cup play with a game agains tWest Vancouver Barbarians .

Because of commitments in Me -

Mainland .

Birds will ice the same tetin lthat successfully defeated th eCommercial Lague All•Stars ,

Although both games wer efast and ragged Bi rds managedto collect only hirer brumes .

The p ' first line of Clar eUroke, lia,ss Young and Bob

Nigh School

Hoc Tourney1

In Gym Wed .The sixth annual High School

Basketball Tournament will moveinto the aptiatoue new War Me moriel Gymnasium Wednesday fo rthe opening round of the four-daytournament.

Sponsored Jointly by the Pro -Roe Department and the UBC Phy .steal Education Department th etournament will have representa-tion from all parts of the province .

Entries have been received fromTrapp Tech, Duke of Connaught ,John Oliver, Burnaby South an dVancouver College in the Vancou-ver area, and from out of town highschools from Ocean Falb, Chilli-wack, Mission, Alberni, Victoria .Crescent, Kamloops, Penticton ,Trail, Princess Margaret and Co.quitlam ,

Tournament starts at 11 :45 Wed-nesday and runs through to 11 :00at night, with the same schedul eThursday. Friday and Saturday ,the teams enter the semifinal swith the feature game being played at 9 :00 p .m. Saturday night be-tween the two finalists .

The team favoured to take th eProvincial honors is Ken WrlglhfsDuke of Connaught squad . Theywill receive strong competitionfrom Trapp Tech, John Oliver an da highly rated Alberni team, coach.ed by Porky Andrews and pace dby high-scoring forward Twitte rHill .

,Wednesday' s

lows :11 :4 5

1 :1 52 :3 03 :4 55 :006 :458 :009 :1 5

Kechine Cup play and with Cali-fornia, the 'Birds will be unableto complete the second half of theleague .

To date in league play the 'Bird shave tied Vindex Club 5-all, beate n

Lindsay are in top shape fo rthe series and should prove a neffective scoring trio, Do nAdams, by virtue of severalsensational saves in goal dur-ing the last game, sustained aslight injury to his hand bu twill be ready for tonight' sgame .

By RON PINCHIN

If the future of America nFootball at this university i sdependent solely upon the suc-cess of the American programadopted In Vancouver highschools, then instituters of th eprogram have a great deal o fwork ahead .

In UBC Stadium Wednesday ,the inter-high leaders in foot -ball, King Edward and Kltsi .lane, displayed their ware sbefore a high-spirited crowd o fstudents .

Before game-time, tea mcoaches Lorne Cullen and Jac kArmour, as well as a numberof impartial bystanders includ-ing this university's footbal lcoach Jelly Anderson, wer econvinced that, "It'll be a goo dgame ."

And when referee Dick Mat -thews had blown his whistl eindicating the game's comple-tion, bystanders were furthe rconvinced that, "It was thebeet game this season . "

But are this city's highschool footballers ready to ste p

Ex-Brittanta 6 .3, overpowered N .Shore All-Blacks 11-5, played to a0 . 0 draw with South Burnaby, an dlost by identical scores of 3 . 0to the strong Meraloma and Row-ing Club teams. Subsequent ba dweather caused the West Vancon •ver game to be postponed unti lnow.

For the game on Saturday, Al-bert will field virtually the sam eteam that beat Victoria Crimso nTide 6.3 In last Saturday's Mc -Kechnie Cup game .

Incidentally, the crowd at lastSaturday's game was one of th ebest that rugby has seen this year .Total attendance was 200 with alittle over 20 paid admissions .

It seems that the only peopl ewho enjoy watching our Thunder -bi r d team play are a few of th esweethearts and parents of theplayers .

Don's oustanding goal-tend-ing throughout the season ha sbeen one of the deriding fife -tors in the Birds' string o fwins .A rugged, close-checking gam ek expected as Nanaimo is re -ported to be Ill Inp shape rot"Ihis series ,

The largest and most extensive boxing and wrestling sho w

Ever staged on the UBC campus will highlight one year's work

for Dick Penn, intramural director, when the 1951 curtain i s

lifted tonight .

The now will feature ten box •ing and six wrestling finals wit heach boxer attempting to annexthe "Varsity Boy" title.

The best possible place for suc han elaborate event has been pick-ed — the new War Memorial Gym •nasium,

schedule is as fol .

Alberni vs Ocean Fall sPenticton vs Princess Marg ,Trail vs Trapp Tech .D. of Connaught vs MissionChilliwack vs Kamloop sBurnaby S . vs Cresto nJohn Oliver vs Victoria Col ,Vancouver Col . vs Coquitlam

EX-VARSITY CAGERS I N

TITLE PLAY SATURDAY

Vancouver Clover Leafs, perennial Canadian titlists ,and Eilers, composed mainly of UBC grads, will play th ethird game of their City final series Saturday night at th eWar Memorial Gymnasium starting at 9 :00 p.m .

Special student tickets will be on sale this afternoon an dtomorrow morning at the price of 50 cents for a reservedseat in a choice section .

Tickets at the game will be 75 cents .

'Bird Ruggers Finish

Series With West Van

TO NANAIMO ,

Hockeyists Leave For Series

Into positions on a universit y'team ?

Let us compare them to th e"Jones' . "

According to a recent articl ein Life magazine, America nlads are learning football a tthe age of six. By the tim ethey are ten years old, the yare performing in "Littl eWorld Series" competition .And when they reach the ol dage of eighteen, a senior i ntheir respective high schools ,and possessing ten years o rmore experience, there appear slittle doubt that Vancouve rfootballers just wouldn't rate .

We do not necessarily sug-gest that Vancouver footbal lpromoters need begin trainin gsessions as early as Kinder-garten, but a sandlot game o f"yards" doesn 't make a be ya high school football star .And without a sound groundin gin football at the high schoo lage, the boy will never meas-ure up to inter-university com •petitipn ,

But whether or not the pres-ent high school system turn sout topnotch football player sis immaterial unless the pros-pective

university

student

maintains his academic stand-ing .

Results of a brief survey o fboth King Edward's and Kltel-lano's player,' found that th eindividual was either aidingonly for a High School Gradua-tion Certificate, because hecouldn't accumulate enoughcredits for his matriculation ,or he "didn't give a damn, an yway "

The customers want to se egood football at UBC, and It I Sup to game's managers to "pro -duce" for the customer. Themanagers have their work cu tout for them ,

SKI RESULTS

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