Question:Why did the girl smearpeanut butter on the road?

Answer: To go with the traffic jam!

Question:What goes up and downbut does not move?

Question:Why couldn’t thepirate play cards?

Answer:Because he was sitting on the deck!

Question:Why can’t you

give Elsa a balloon?

Answer: Because she will let it go!

Answer: Stairs.Question:

Why do you go to bed every night?

Answer: Because the bed won’t come to you!

Question:What has four wheels

and ies?

Answer: A garbage truck!!

Question:What gets wetterthe more it dries?

Answer: A towel.

Question:Why was the broom late?

Answer: It over swept!

Question:What do elveslearn in school?

Answer: The Elf-abet.

Question:Where do snowmenkeep their money?

Answer: In a snow bank.