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laalunlon DWM os pue weal pue looq3s zal!uetl JopeAles oq 06 oq alqe 6 y a q 104 pue

Rental fee doubles at Fed Hall Break-even points for campus businesses may require hard knocks for smaller UW clubs

In order to keep Fed Hall's doors open, a little more moolah will be required from parties wishing to throw affairs there, regardless of their size or stature within the university.

rhiIF(: had bimlmund n m tr, i m d '>terns of.i tccurnng n:iturc.'It~\ my l~clrcftt~arrhcongm:m$juiuficauonf~,r thl\ wx&n,gwer th;itprcdictal,lc, rc- col-nngevcn~\ \hould h~ai ld id to thi

Ixmnm hnc rhc IkC can no\\ fund nnyrecurnngivcnt.

So, as long as the event has thr ~~~~tc~~m"lofoccumngrnoretllan once, and there IS aw-ay nfbrmgngm sub-

Re-elected MPP promises to serve K-W

41ew.~\clccticl mm\lcc ufrhi \TmAw R o d oil:ducnlm~. Shiwm ttusrcc fur 10 )cars and ch;urpcr?on r,C thc \chrmI hmrd fix the.

Smci l1crtir~rrcrmasR11'1'm 1990. \YTfltner ha\ worhcd tow;rrd\ m.rhng the Unwersitg oiWr;uerl<x, a hcttcr scli~x,l, hclprng to secure operating

funds.: wcU:~smuney fornew hulk- mg\ o n c m p u \ auch as thc Ccnrrc for I ~ n v ~ r ~ , n m e n t a l and Informatmo

W mrrersaiil she llasI~eenx~~<,rbit~g wlth h h rhc onn crslr) arlmlnlstra imn and Fcd5 ru cnsurc rlrc needs of the srhoolwcrcmct andfudlng was made avahl,le for varmw p r o p r s a r d resewrh.

Onc thng W~tmertrtes to rmpha s l m LO studcnts a she 1s rewlg and w~llmg~o commumcatcwith students aboui Issue, Impornrnt to them.

"1 wish mnrc [smdcnts] would e-

st,,,x,2,I l,,,,<lb from r1,c ',,C,,V mdi, r l ~ e c l ~ ~ h m clwrg~ ~ h i ~ u l d i x ~ r t.~ccrou nnich&ftir alt).Forri~mplc,:~"LI~,~s :iid Glrli mght" would mnke just os

p~r tyap~nnyfr i ,mthc s~lc\<,f food, nlcohhc .mdnon :dci,hi,hclxvcragcs a\Fcd~ilr,fioinrcnrmgtli~pl;acour.

1 Ir,wevcr,thr hgi:cstdownsidcofthc mcrearc I\ that nut .ill UW organva- tmns maybe ahlc to bc equally subsl- thzcd.

See FED HALL, page 6

students m d o r cc~mnrunratewtth me somc how and p t Icr mc knou how they percewe u m v c r q hfc to be and how

could l,r madc bctrcr fix ihcm." The people a h n harc influcnccd

\Vmncr burl, personally and palm c a l l ~ a ~ r c " c . i ~ i r ~ ~ ~ p c o p l e , " r t ~ e s n ~ c l .

"'l'hn,oghoiir ~ n l ' Ihte, tllerc hnri bcun~xoplc \ \ l i i , l r , i re<irmi,ns~ra~id I IWT rontidi~rci i n t r x aml hnvi in courngcd rnc 10 hr. hi51 that I r n

po \h ly hi.." \Titmcreupl,unc~l th:itbi.c.w.ri.ut

the rnnficlincc t n m ortrcr propi? xs \\,ell as a destre t o h ~ l p othrt\, 4hc crrntidly came I,, the dcc~uim to mri r prhuts. Stlc S A K I she r c a l ~ ~ i d people h s v ~ bccniookmg tor change for a v h k , w-hich cxplams whl the Toncslmt thartnalc,nn.g<,vc1nmcnt Ucsp~tcthts,\Tilmcr~ c x ~ ~ t c d toget back to Qucen's Park mnd w o d w r h hcr fillou~Tory MPPs o n rel,u~lding the parr).

See WITMER. page 6

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K-W welcomes wireless communication Durshan Ganthan - - - - - - - - - -- - -

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l , ~ ~ ~ o d ~ ~ d 11s lirbt l<>r,n ~ m o utr&\\ lhc lecls lI>.tI ~ ! u c I c n ~ ~ who hvc I I K

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, , I ttw 1<,p < A 1 3 - , , f . , \ , I~L<I 1st' I S A "Instead of your T I , ~ ~ C V , , ~ C ~ , , ~ ~

\\ L\T,I J I > T L ' I ~ ~ l 1 . d ISp telling you ,' "lAM"R'"1

I O U - C L L I ! O ~ C I . C sp~cdol 1 lhlly>\ TWTII ,X I '1111115111 where to work, I W I ~ L I ~ I K ~ T ~

Several dignitaries from Cambridge, Kitchener and Waterloo commemorate FibreTech's newest venture with a ceremonial cutting of wire. (What were you expecting, a ribbon?).

md ISThale bern~null~sfortl~cpast cuuplcofmonrlrs,anddtt~ereisioter- fcrence, they will vmrk togcthcr to SOIVC It

Although m e planshave yet tobe fmhzed, Kurtz hay\ t.'~bleTcch wll have monthly ratcb a\ well as d:uly rates. Ire estimate5 that thc montldy

fce would hc $20, w ~ t h an addioonal to uir pecr-tr,-peer cl~enrs such a\

fee for exuausag. D;ul~ rareswoold Kwaa; hou-ever, all uscrs muit agrcc be around $4. to I~~brcTcrh's acccptahlc use p o l ~ v ,

Currcnrl> rherc 15 no authennca whch cxprcsslyforl$da the transmis- uon, allmungusera to ~r?; thc armice ~~orlofcopyngh~cdm.~teoalu,~~l~out fortrceuntlltheendofthcyear.I<un~ thc conscnt of thccopynght oowncr. said therc wdl hc nu restnchons on whatuscrscanaccess,:Illr~u~mgthem dganthan@irnprint.uwaterIoo.ca

Liberals to freeze tuition Kimberly Mackhan --

IMPRINTSTAFF

~al t 'on McGmnty's Ontario 1.1heral party has ended the Progressive Con- senatives'eight years of Tory rule in the province with a majonty govern- ment. 'We will invest in those thing

youngpeople, inourfuturecconom~c pmspenty, and in our sucngth as a dvicaociety."heamculated.Jr~hnst~,n mentioned that MIT has a student- facultyrauoof4:l andoperahngsup- port$IOO,OOO.UW,inconmast, hasa student-faculty of 2S1 and only $11,000 in operating support.

educate their !ads." The Canadian I'ederaaon has re-

ce~vcd reports thatstudcnts wcre be- mg dcmed the nghr to vote. They allege poll clerks told 5tudcnts that they must votc where ther parents lived. Reports have been filed form North Bay, Ottawa, Thunder Bay, Hamilton and Toronto. "We heard that one smdent was told. Too bad.

commentedonimpn~vements tothe "We heard that you should've been proxied,"' said education and health systems. Duff. He bellwe\ thcse ohstades are

nc M ~ G ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ government has One student Was ~Iam,ng,andsaidrhatmanyofthcsc promtred toproducc 50,000newuni- told, '-roo bad, m d e n t w c x t i r ~ t t " e v o ~ ~ . G ~ ~ n versqand collcgeplacesm anattempt that thcrc was a low voter turn out tocrectNorthAmcnca'sfmestlab~,ur YOU should've among youth, he was dlsappornted

nt lemt two yean as wrll as reduce uun No& Ray] wcrcrhreatcncdwth fmcs romunf~esbg .50percrnt for16,000uf Ontario ;mdjad tt~neshould 11 Ircrerealrdthar On~ano's nrc&cst \~udcnts. the CFS t1,wh:wi a&ff~rc.nradrltcs.onihc$r

L1 of T pl-cvdcnt Roll B~rgenem wclcumcs t l r~ i r l~ . in~enndco~nmmra . "'l'bc clccu, ,ri of h c ncw L~bcrdguv- crnminl mOnt~moi,fteir <,ur~1n1icr- snles an oppotlumty fix ncw dlrec nons. I . ~ m contident thar zncoming p x m m Uslton hlc(;u~otj under- \tan& rl~crh.~llcngcif~aogOnt.m~~'s umwr\it~ct.mdI b d x ~ . c t h d t ~ v ~ i l ~ a r c rhc prxmw uf.inhu\ranJ . a c c ~ b l e p m ~ i~cimd;ir) \\\rim."

IJ\Y'~~rcxdcntUnv~dJ~,l~nsn,nre- rn'~ric<l rhal the qu,~Irty o f Omnno's rr;icli~tiga~~rl rescach nerds to bc m - ~ m n m l , rrla~frt. 10 i l ~ hcst Nimh iAt~rmc;i i~~n\t~ruta,ns. "I Irhe, c thrt

dnvir's l~rcnci and j i r o u p of a x or s e w n lcit niihout iollng,'' lit. bard

Duft ~ O W C I C I m n m n m s that 11' ail1 cnci,ur.,gr rtudcnts to worl, coopcra

mrily wllh tlic 0nt.nm R,vrnmcnt "IO d e \ - ~ l o p ~ ~ o m ~ ~ d ~ m ~ i ~ ~ p l . m to ~ e t l ~ ~ r c ~umon fcet. and nddrii. thc \tndern dcbr r~ws."

'l'hr I'iilcranon I S callmg lo ra full mvisog,rtml mrorht~lirgnurm\ Ihal itc~drixs m.q. tui r I~ren d~\cr,uragrd from rimng. Thri ,ire contlnumg lo o ~ o r w n r t l ~ ~ m u . ~ t ~ m m d , ~ r c c ~ m d m n q l c ~ l a c l ~ u i ~ .

krnackhan@imprint.uwate~loo.cu

o In last issue's article "Afirst-rate way of

finding your flat," the name of room4me.ca's

creator was misspelled. The creator of the Web

site is Steven Ficko.

Mayor of New San Salvador brings his gratitude to UW Christme Baker EDITOR-IN-GiF

A pvopw,~I fin ;i p m n e r i l q ~ w t h N W S,M brlv.iiioi, F.1 Sal\ador, mas prr\tntcd a , thc U'alil-loo Ilcgam.il (:i,unrll o n C)cn,hcrX.

Vlsmtlg NLW hn Snl\ad<,r mayx, 0si.u Sxmucl (~Iruz and lhls nth, communi t~ c,,

~ ~ r ~ l ~ ~ ~ , ~ t o r ~ ~ t N c ~ v h ~ ~ ~ ~ S , ~ l ~ , ~ ~ l ~ ~ t , E l d ~ ' ~ ~ ~ l ~ , ~ ~ , ~ ~ ~ U yxndo~~cwirccb~n( nnrd.iric.tungal,,~rmer\hp with thc \X alrrloo rcgaxl.

'I'hr p q x n ~ of hl\ \ ~ s n a.i\ to th;lnk thc Reg~~,ni,f\Vatcl-loo forit\ riippon fi,ll,,anqghc 2001 car~hcluakism El halxadoj m d tol-equest llh, the Rcg1m <,f\,%,crl,,,, u1,-,tc ,hc rc<lcr',- ixw ~ ~ f ( , . m . t d i ~ n M i ~ n ~ c ~ p . ~ h u c \ t<,hf,id anmfor In.ilKm scw i , n , , < I it', mlirnxll,,nal rrliltuclpal dc icL,pm~n~ prog~,un 50 thot I ~ C ~ I V T ~ COULICII ~ . m ~r:tlnxc rhc po\ilIxllli ot crt.ihl~\h~ng a partnirslup aithNrw, San b.dv.dor

I h t z F I \ I I E < ~ X ~ I t h ~ n ~ . ~ y , r \ ot I U I C ~ C ~ C T :m<l \Y'atcrkmi:~~licr In tlir wicli:ind prcwrrtrd , tprupod t ~ ~ r a [ ~ m f ~ c t ~ l ~ ~ ~ ~ w ~ ~ l ~ ttw K c p m of

At a reception in the SLC onTuesday, October 7. New San Salvador mayor Osca~ Ortiz met with and answered questions

wlvrh is,iWPIR(; c~,mm~trc~,h;i\~cver;~l , ,r l~cr p,;lts.

"Anothcr thmg that wc;m w~xl~ingon IS m internalup program," sad G l h y SISAL, c o ordinatoroithe New San Saivadorprojcct."Wc arc twmgtoget a fcw studcnrs from this area to godown to Nru, SanS.d\ a d w n, \ i d < s ~ t h lhc c,,m<nim~rv,m .tvnncr! otprolc~tirh.~rthcyhsre alrendy st;u ted tu wrxkim "

Tlus prqcct 15 ;umcd at upprr y'ar studenis m ;m\ ticld of rtudy who arc mtcrcstrd ~n corn-

from students and WPlRG members.

Psst.. . cheating is wrong, pass it on Julie Diener SPECIALTO IMPRINT

the t rass~~nid scat. Derccor~grithirrl~e;it~ngnrtcinpt~,~ncI~rdii~g

rh,~,c<,i~a\iignmenis,~,n rhcp.irtr,fondcrqm~ls m thc pa\t hna ,XISO hccn vcq \uccc+tul. In a ripe" k,rthr20011-2001 \thi,r,lrierthiITn~\er- WT (',,mmttrr ~m Str~dinr rlppinl\ irposcd 1 4 3 imlnnrcs of chi.iong It 1s apparrni l h t chmlfng seId,mr g o o onnourid, n,w iinpuil-

t\hecI Rut rlicx 15 . m m h ~ r p<,lenti;tl t b t m of frar~d.~trchool that s t u d r n t s ~ n a v ~ a , t h ~ r i ~ n \ ~ ~ l - cr~ngassuct~andr1i;irtcachcr~r~~ul~lbe ta>hrigtr~ rc'hzc.

~ h i l e e u c c s s ~ ~ c c ~ ~ i l ; i b ~ ~ r ~ u ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I ~ m p c r s o n ~ ~ - tlon dunng c~:un\ appear most freqrrmtly ~n

rnatt~cm~uc\ ;ind mences, c h e a i q MI a\ugn mcntr cancrxneupln almostany sublicl. And

gettmg abused. I'llaginnsrn can take on a ncw form wlth thc usc of such sewices.

Kcccntly there have becn advcniscments p~~sredinImpnn/foro&ccssayseru~ces.These clam to help e&t yourcssay sndprov~dean "m- depth evalution ofits content, structure, tone,

whin Ihei 1 l h l d i tile! ran act .m.q wlrh lt. On, odxor:~~e of honest\ srtnrmcdir oorucclv: '"l'h<

K~mberly Mackhan --

IMPRINTSTAFF

Universities

- University ofWestern Ontario P m i John I'.~lmcr, fcalured ~n 11ngcr Elcren'\ musxc

~~dc~~"OneTh~ng"a~.m~~rche~tr~ronducnn I r a ~ l ~ n g a n ~ m . i p m ~ ~ , r c l ~ e s t r . i , i s bccr~mmga pop I C O ~ x ~ t h studcnts

wtth m ulir.~v~~,lctl~gl~t-l~lochngrc\in could helnrcduccd~mdau~,nofcoiourandmr;~mtn C by as much as half rta amount

Canada

DaltonRk(;wni! w I I hcsworn ln ;arOnr.mo's 24thpremieronOct. 23.ThcL1bcral\wm72 sc:rtsm tl~eprov~ncialclccuona,reduangthe Torwa to 24and thcNUP to just seven seats ( o x shy ofoffiad pan) status). - AnOntnr~oCoiirtofAppcalmLt~grelnstated the law agamst cvcryonc posxsalng ?mall xnwmts o f c u u ~ a h ~ \ for ricrc~uonat,a~lvle encouraging ''med~cxl manluma users" to saielyget a good supply of the drug.

Accocd~ngto the C710iiiaiiiiA~f~~il,w~tlr theCDN <iollarbrrakingtt~rough rhc lIS7Sccntmarli ycstcrday~~~anugl~t~enrl~~gh,~ncr~asingthr chancer thxt ttrr R m k u f ( I ~ n a d i wd cut Interest ldtCS.

International

Clunrsc mc&i cl;utn a mid October launcll d;m I., rmirgmg a\ the most hkdy rldtr for (:hma to I h \ l flc iirst astmnaut into space.

- I'chcc In bpwn and Francc habc arrcstcd 31 p e o p l c s u s p ~ c t c d ~ ~ f u c ~ to thi anncdUaque \'p"'aU\t g m u p

HlV/AIUS among ad<~lcsccnts are a threaf to dcvdoomcnt and must be addressed as part of thc war on poverty

krnackhan@lmprint.uwaterloo.ca

Waterloo Roots on display at CECS

Last Friday the CECS building received a pleasant new addition to its decor as a sculpture designed by a UW student was unveiled in its lobby. The artist, 38 Architecture student Jonathan Wong, calls his creation Waterloo Roots; it is composed of three intertwined branches, which are meantto representthecontinual relationship between co-op students, businesses and UW. Thus, it finds a perfect home in the co-op building, where it rests after Wong won a competition thatasked its participantstodesign a pieceof art forthe building.

Kimberly Mackhan IMPRFSTAFF -

Are \ O L wm~al , h ~ t r,qxll\ r ~ n g turcion tceii\ w ' t c rlglrr, chi ;iriraqc C a n d u n undirgr;rdii.~tc tuillon fic

has nscll h m Q.i,74U 1,) $4,025 tnl- XI01 04 G~vi~ithiiin~~~c~.~l(.u~d~~tt~~t~) h e i ~ e f i t s o f p ~ ~ \ ~ - i e c o n d ; i ~ r ~ I ~ ~ c ~ ~ u ~ ~ n , should srudents not he evprcrcd 10

pay hghcr fees? Iiigher tumon fees alsomean hgl~clicrstudcntdcbt,wll~ch tends to dctcr aludents from t a h g teruary cducatmnmnto considcmuon. Only 55 per cent of students whose families cam an mcomc of less thm $55,000 attend unwersity w h k sru- dentswhosc famil~esc:m$80,000pcr yearormc,rehaveap;uncipatlonratcof 80pcrcent.

Many Onearm f a n h e \ cannot manage to p q For a pmt-secondq cclucanon hecausc~,ffri~entR,rcm- mrnr under-fundinq and skymclict-

l l . ,dl~,~l, ,#!~~,l L,,,\L,,<C ,,,mlcr<t,,<i,, .rtcicic-up 10 dpct c i n - t < r r h i str<md consvwtwi i e , ~ . ()ucl,cc, In

cimll-nst, h.ii t n m n twu<,n Ircs fut

l l~tsucci~s~rr!carnt$I,675,Tla\hcn~ cfit 15 onl) av.iilahle to Qucbcr rest- drnts. StatKan has smci cimtirnmcd that cduca~mn a qu~cl.ly fdhng I,c- yond tl~ereacl~ofaverageL;maJinns.

IJn~versitx\ argue tharh~ghherfees arenecessq~of imd thc demand h ~ r new slyaces end cnhure q u d q m the facc~isl~onfd~mgovemrncntfund- ~ n g Commencinglasr spnng, turnon feesfi,rCNvundcrgaduatesm~e~tIar progmswcrewell undcrwayat$2,097 per tcrm. This did not include stu- dents in cngmccnng, archmcture or <,ptomcq,whereonc-term fces cbca-

late co $1,491,82,276 and 54,349 re- spccuxlr Onthiother hand,fces for mtcmnttonalstudentscanrangeffru~n $8,100 to$8,860a tennand In exccai

Fed Hall: fee and funding issues 1 Witmer: wins Continued from page 3 Continued from page 3

Meteorological status unknown

FACTS OF LIFE

Waterloo - for the squirrels A Toronto's eye view of the 'loo James McMartin - - - COMMUNITY EDITORIAL

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place called Philthy McNastys, Nasty

McPhilthys, or Ronald's

McNuggets

w &!$6%gaT@ Japanese food at the

best prices in town! Yummyaki Japanese Restaurant ...

it's worth the 10 minute drive!

show student 1 07bofl :d%;

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55 Northfield Dr~ve, E., Waterloo (Davenport& Northfield, besideTim Hortons)

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aceammadatlon. and support sewlces overseas

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m Y e a round and summer programmes availnble

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That big gay dog

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to me, tfme a i d agam, that hcr dog

wa\m~rcrnl~omo~exuili . Oh,howwr

used I<, laugh at tire deal 'l'hat po,,r iluff>-whlt~ dog was the butt of our

pkcs for many ycnrs, be was always

spo~lc\d) clean. usually had a h~tchv

temperamcnt;ud often could bcspol-

tctl "frol~ciung"w~th othermalcpops.

E>cn lhs namc war ~ r ) : Bear. . I s ~t torn', out, wc may nni haw

bccn tarofifn<,uraccusntlons ofUcar.

Sc~cnusrs the world ovcr have I,een

studymglhc thcory ofgyammals for

&cadi\ From pengum to ch~mps,

ix,tncl~cs to,lolphm~,sc~enreconiims

tlldl 110m0\c~lidllti 1 ~ 1 1 s lampant ln

~~~st,xllout allofthcammnl I~xogdr,ms.

In tact, accorihng to rcscarch,sp-

pcox~m.~tcl! 450 spiclc\ have been

found ~ i , ~ x ~ ~ \ c s ~ q ~ r e f r r c n c c forttw

s,rnncseusndiucnprrter to torm hfi- 1<,ng ~clatl,,n\h,p\. J,l\t Ih>"l, a1 ,hc

l x , ~ t l i n i ~ il<,Ipivn. ihl\ q x c m 01 d,,lplhn doc\ m,r f i m m rnd-finlalr

i,,uplii, boi r.irhcr male, t r n m I l k -

Ion: p r \ WIII uthci mnIc\. Some

1 ' l l l l l Ihoplli

to~ndul~ml~zal~-gec:en~l;ilit~~riul,~t~r~n

wnh malt\ and female\ alikc

H o m o s e r u a l ~ t y I S commotr

amongstostnclri\ a5 wcll. T w o p i l ~ ccnt ~ , l m a l c o s m c h e ~ ~ g ~ ~ ~ c c female\

and mstead omrt othcr rnnlesw~th .r

l~velydancr. ~\sofyet,tn:ilcosmches

havc not heen \icn to actually haw

sex, u n l ~ h ~ malr fl,~mtngc par\ who

m : ~ , hutld nert\andsometfmc\rc.rr

fnsicrclucks.

T n h 441 sipeae5 of amn~als 41s- ~layingprrfcrcnces forthe \am< sex,

onr wonder, why homosexual~ty

among animals 15 rarcly taken sen

,,ralv VC"ll,oftcn ur~ldl~ii i,bacr\crs

mrstakewhairhcy ar(~seemg 1fm.ilcs

andfemale~l~x,k:hkr,researchrrrns-

sume that when thcy Are reemg :zm- m'ila mat~ng, ihry ;re scemg a mak

2nd s fcmalc. - Such was the case when z,m pen-

g ~ m s Ikma m d llric x c r c , h e w e d

1 0 bc nmmg o n a fiequent Iv.\l\.

, \ssumlq thar the) weri not uniikc

thcorherprnp~rn\,u~~iig~r~ethr \hock

~ + ~ . l i c i ~ ''hnc" endcdup lay~ngan c&

Pcrheps armtlw rc;i\rxr rim c c l ~

ci re I ~ A S < , f~cn~pwrer l ihc phcn<un-

c~~o t l oi g,ir omm:ds IS srrnpli th:n .I

numbcri,fl the ri\~:irrhcrs wlx,\iud)

tllcmarc h . d \ m o r ~ i l ~ . ~ n b ~ : ~ , t s . In

Fact, one unu\uiilv c;lnhd bmhg~st

wcsticd s l lh i h c ~ r , h , x ~ , n ~h:iirhr

I,igh,ml ram\ h i 1i.d bren \ tuil~ing

w i r i m hct zngxglnx 111 c+ss SC\ . '1'0

o In the October 3 issue of lmprint, the guest

comic was incorrectly attributed to only Mat-

thew Campbell. The comic should also have been attributed to Sean

Murray.

Love: bringing sex to new heights

Cruelly, madly, cheaply Mq mgry pursuit to figure out Fed Hall's

BIG EARS BURNING

marketing budget

M o r e Finkelstein

To /ti,' ?,/,lot,

I n h l a a r kl-l(h.mb's lettcr Ids1 \veil,

tnc ~n rlielr ndmng. 11 fir& days I:~rer, w h i l r ~ t r u ~ l ~ n g t I ~ r o u & thc crr,wd;ir rld,~'dav,lw;aapipproaclir~lI~y(:l~ri~ Pde) o f t h e FEDS I Ic m h n n r d m e

rh,it all I hnd 10 d c was c<mplcrz a

f~~rmngl~t t l~enand~l~ere ,andI \x~~,u ld he x&lcd to thc voters' I~st . 1 wx\ corrfi~seii. Don't I havc to r v m in m y

hotncnnm? Nopc. Ar longs, I l~ri hcrr ~n Vi'xterloo, 1 cr,uld v ,m I l r r r . boondcd hke a good ~ d r a 1 lcf t c<,n- l c n t m thc kr~owlrrlgethaf Iwi ,u ldbc ablc to vorc hassle Free on Elccurm Day ()nOctobcr2, I prrsenteilmyIl) attl~ep~,ll~ngb~,c,th;u~dl~~.rsrclected. I mas not on the list. S o , 1 had to tun b a d t o m y suilc to p n n t mv addxss

Shape up, Imprint rhlng\ urorig, bur thr learllon 0 1 Ihc iew w-hi, \ t r d u p .ud nr.& theil- i~,,~cesIrcanl\r~;~\\r,mctl~~~~g\-i.~n~hr. A t < i u i r c lm, l there u r r c w, m i p r J i \ v ~ \ h orpiuz.muns suppreasinl: l h i Inlk ~ 1 x 1 ihcrc wmc no hchnd-t l r r - scc~rcrl~reats. l 'herr\ icr~\~rnpl~ ;ifin \ludcnt\ who s . ~ w n c t h \ n g w v m g 2nd refused to rcm.im d c f ~ t . I aln

l i r ~ ~ ~ c l t h : ~ t t h c t r u t h tmm thal day dl ring\ A l l 1 fiarl\ d c n ~ c . S ~ l a , m m<l 4ialom

F ish ing lessons

I don't knmx- aalmu~ anvonc clsc our there r e a h g tlm, l lut I'm s ~ c k and t~rcdofxllil~eop~ni~,na~id;i~\l~~,lc\m

n c w s p p w s t i \ ~ ~ r ~ g to tell me h o w to BK m y h f i Thspastwcek, I read two articlesm iqb,nn/lhal r in l lyhrnhcrrd mc. Hoth ucrc s o c l ~ l rommenlani \ ~,nLxicd:mdl~~~n~clcssncss;tlrr~lomn- tn,diicn In thctir\r.atale, therradcr i\dlrccdya~oichiil;\ i i arc~nll~dgrcril! xnd c,~xvardl~-, m d ~5 ~t that m ~ r m t

A/inirA4& /A Screri~e and Huimrr

A l l l e t te rs m u s t include a p h o n e n u m b e r fo r verifi- cation, a n d shou ld n o t exceed 300 w o r d s V o t i n g day.,.or m o n t h ?

Letters shou ld mc lude t h e author's name, year, a n d program, o r facul ty pos l t l on w h e r e appltca- b le

A l l m a t e n a l is subject t o ed l t i ng f o r b r e w t y a n d c la r i t y

Little Caesars" The optntons expressed are s t r i c t l y those o f t h e authors, n o t t h e oplnlons o f lmprrnt

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Sack the Macs Computer troubles at UW

Sarah Lau \r,mi~htngrh.trilre~u crcmorr i , , r lr~l- C ~ M U N ~ T Y ~ R ~ A L - ~ n r wth, .ml nor A hlac 'I',, t h m u r

p v q hfnrr v,zrr \ im& to rhiir p ln l~ Thcv ' r c & w , ~~mdmhk-, thm'5 r m ,md I I ~ W n a b no ai te~t~~tn-c . Bung brldt-in dfrl, dllvc atxi nubi,cl) c ~ r n untamdnrwtha ne\b s ) i t ~ m \*.,I.; m,r u\c\ hcm ~n thcri:~l~~~orkI.in)mr,rr," t l~c~l- rn. r !~l cimrern, Ixmcrcl- rlic) ;i\ \ ; t i \ n frusa;llc,l CS 100 ilu<lmt. sumcilrh;il s i n r c r L l . ~ c \ n r t ~ ~ ' t ~ ~ i i ~ ~ I \ r i l ~

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''THIS ONE CS JUST PW# FRI LLIANT!" - Roger Eliert, Chicago Sun-Times

cinematic boundaries!" Eni.ril,n.ml Weekly

marvel!" P e k r irararr. R.ll,ng Sim

HOPE DAVIS PAUL GIAMATTI

p( ~ r ~ r ~ ~ v Oet 10-23 TWO WEEKS

Waterloo Kinsmen present

OKTOBERFEST at Seagram Haus October 17 & 18

WLU Stadium in the auditorium

For tickets call:

GRADUATE PROGRAM ON LEASING OR FINANCIN( - Get the car you want before you graduate!

NO $$ DOWN WHEN YOU BUY

LEASE FOR $229. per month

Larry Smith give a lecture entitled "Impressing Employers - How to Find their Hot Buttons."

Larrv Smith: allocator J

of talent Kevin Kane FFC~ALTOTMPRINT

You may vcry wcll havc heard thc name I.ary Smxh, burpwhaprxonly conluresvaguereferences tounparal- lcled enthusiasm or to someone who lust 'cannot kccp h s mouth shut, dc- pend~ng o n your persprcuve. Yet there's a srnking analugy behueen Smnh and thc man who >\ poss~bly the world's most mfluentd ChO, Warren 13uffett.

k t ' s *?art ~ i t h Uuffctt. You m;q vcyvcllh;lvc hcard thcnam~ Warr~n Buffell, lmt perhaps i t only ronlurcs i . ~ u i r c f i t e ~ ~ ~ ~ s t ~ p ~ ~ ~ r ~ i n d u , c i i l t I ~ . At t h ~ hilm r,fronglr,miratc Hrrli- shvcHadi.~w.iv,lich;~s ;apcr\ori;rl~m vor ihnnmnd 640hillmn IJS,rnaliing Il~m tl,eu.orld's secmd rnostwcalrh~ md~vidwl.

Uutictt qamcd 1115 rcputnzmn aml r,,nuneasoneofl~~slory'smr,st spec- t,iculnr wrcstms. HE unparallclcd ;ihhty t~,ii~vc\tmi,ncjmt~,pt~,tilahlr ~cnturc \ to achieve cxi rnonl~na~re tii~ns has m;& Irm wdel) regarded nsoncofrtlc bcsranal) srs ufbris~ncss rnd pcrhqs 11% gtc.rrcst .iU<,c.itor of nlonc).

hlorro\cr, ti~sIctri.rsr~,sh;n~hold- u \ r r i cilhum to b i a suprcmrly lucd and ur~1tyrnnter,m~th agf t fnrusmg tmmcl) anrcdorcs tu makc co~nplci I,o\inr\s nml linancd lssuca rcndil) g~fip~ldc,r\~ci~rntcrr\tmng, to normal txoplc. Rom avrwvr,imgage,Hufief I \eerneC ~le\t~nril tonswmr tlirroleof "rqmtl .,Ill ,cmx ."

~Ilth~,ugh it I \ 5% r:dl rrdcr ti, :i\k : i n j o n c wr.1II~o~1l lhi la\! namc <;ale\ lo inotch Bufteit In pin\-rr orw*.ealth, but Sm~th rn,~trhrsHuifett in smccr- it).rlumiand\b~t. hlureoicr,o~rScp- tcnibcr 21, Snuth p r w ~ d c d :i p a t irctllrc fix thc IJmr~crsiq of LY'atrc loo'\ Businc\s and Investmem Club enutled, "Impressfng T h p l o ~ r r s -

I h,w to Fmd thc~r 1 IOL Button\." After this event and numerous ob- scmanccs ofSmith's pcrfrxtnuncc\,it furthcr occurred to tni that hr and U&narcallocaturslnlund:~fliuffctt 15 the "~@~Ialallocator,"then Smith 1s the ' ' L d m t allocator."

Just as Buffct labours to cnsurc

Smith allocates hu- man capital, our

knowledge, skills, ideas, innovation,

"animal spirits," by presenting strategies and inspiring stories

of human accom- plishment through the vehicle of eco-

nomics.

tal,~~urlin~~~~~l.icdgc,rl.~llr,idca\,iiino-

vation, ''aolmal spmrs," by present-

vcluclcofcconomc Indomngm,he provicles the motivat~on and d m c - tion to help ensure that our talent e not wasted on u~mspxed vcnturcs ihatpmdocelow retuins,hoth forthe economy andourownpersonalsatls- facum

At tl~e~lawnofouiarnvalatE'aater loo, I bebevewcall haveanoblcvlsmn c x p h c ~ t o r ~ m l ~ h c ~ r - ~ ~ f ~ ~ ~ ~ r p u t c n - ual m d fumrc. But planmng for that futiire%nd rr?lf?fngthaI polrnlfnl fs a

rh.ilicngmg cntcrpmc. I hrlrcvr that 5t~i~ll~'srcpulnl~~~npriccdi~ hltnpre- r d y hcc.iiisc h r cl ,~r \cs ~ n d pctson arc ~nrredd,lc riv,urcc\ in tlw indcnv tur, and 811 11W stwlents <,ught to takc ;ads ;mr.iqc.

Ergo, a wggc\lcil rr, clo hit for ,011

I . Kr,rdSt~~itli'sg~oilritnesIi,l-!<,or

c a r c i r dcrcli ,pmcnr at rconomfc\ umatcrl~~~~.c:i /~tn~t1iiIat /

rareel-.t~tiiil.Hrpro~~~ies~crpsprr~iic

~tcrns tl~,~t~oucanacrornpl~sI~~,nlrxli >unrac.&m,i udr<,-optc!ms 2. Takc hcon 1 0 1 .mil I,ron 102 \v,tt, Smth.

\Yrhmcium t1~cpri.~cnccofSiiilti~, I nlwais reel lhal I'm rm thrvirge o i wmc px msight - of a I r\ rlatlon nhoutlmw tobetter;~lloro~emv~alent.

'Ti, p:~t .qhr :~\~ Stmth, 0111 CHPCII

enrexl Vi';liel-lo~,?r,mellrnescl-fei.<,ut,

'W n~~~~rr~.u,rrn~ng!l)angcr,~l,~nqcr?' Ibcc.iucc ~rr.r m jci,pmily i,fh,riicta~g on thcui~im.tgnauvi.u~~~n\plrcil,:ii~d unplanned It'\ liotd lo etpcncnrc

Smrh anC to not quenl<,n where v,,u're hradcd and Irou you're plar- nmg t,) get thcrc, hh,rrovcr. ~f )<,u hccr,mi aciju:untcd wth Snurh, 1 hct ~ ~ u u ; l l l ~ n c r c a i e y ~ ~ ~ ~ r ~ x ~ ~ c c P d u ~ ~ ~ ~ s for >ourself, and draft a smaner strategy toobtam success.

Peter North: king of kings

Cociiun r l r Uli,cli"pl.iqoc licwrm 15 \c;o, .,gc

Somc ~nayarmdcrh<m amdrlia\ .dl that l o ~ m g 1 0 g m ~ Accmdtng to PctcmnrlIl.com,Nr,rtt>Ivelxfisse\rr.~ Irard bcfill-e c,ict> cr\ sccnr. ,\ppar cnily,at ter\r ; trsc,fcr . ir~li!ng~~~rthi . nght fimnul.i, .i iqp.m.~t i chit cou

plcd al th glut c<,n\umpuon, IS North's srcrct to I w dcptlr di.t)$ng I"/ hr,\~ngs. I hchcbc h r u u o t t i c ~ . d y hold\ ( h i mdustrv rer<,ni tor m w t ciin~~iiuoure~puls~oi~\;~t,,n;~~n;~zit~g

20 seronds. 'l'hnk . h u t that f r ~ .i

rcronrlgoyshifixc!ou &rptlh mcar. l i d , )ou n q h t wdl IK :~I~~I~OLIS i~~hi.hcnyr,utn;isiu~I~i~ti (;ofor ~cronls

The truth behind spam stories Elizabeth Rogers SPEC~AL TO IMPRINT- -

rlung "lus ~n ra\i " Hrwirit, 111~ 1vpcof"luuk nr.iiY clog\ up ay\tems, ovcrlo.~I\ ~nhores mnd #rnernlh . ~ n - nor\ pcopie M<,\rare urh.nr myth\ <x hoa\es, !ct somcnnw w-r lhcl~vc thm,. ( )ftcnthey u\c"tcd,iuc.d~<~~~t~cl rnglanguagc" .md contam contact In-

fomauun from "real people" suchns pohccmen,I;ru~ycrs,doct~,rs and even Interpol They clun tohc~red~ldeand t1icv t<,d m;m) pc<,plc

barn.my,m fact,rhatWcbsl~e,are poppmgup all overmord~r tocoun- teract lhrse \ccmingly "l~armlos" prmks. Ho;~xbuster\ and 'Truth of

I loarl~utrri~ndu~li~c~~niprihcnu~~c aruclesontlw thMor! ,,tsp;nn,Ix~atn rccupwi hi,a\r\, and u l w I,, d0 .~houl i h rm L3<>1h havi ;irchnc\ i,f lho.~\csrl.~ss~ticd h, t!pe,surk a\"Rc

qui\ l to Tlclp S<,mz,mc," \ ' l r u s

\Y-nrnqs," "Trur Lcgcndh," .md "Hacl,cd Histor)." Amher \,LC,

mvw sttllir com/I~r,a\,~.l~~tn, r o w tam\ an ;+lr.ihct~ral hrmg r,frhn>q people Il;lr.c f,~llrn C,ro\erthc ?cars.

Youma! he \urpnsed .rr drat fooled you and your fncnds ovcr the )cars m d a n e-ma1 may not hml you, sumel$mes thc ~n{onn,mon creeps ~ ~ ~ t ~ ~ l ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ r c b c l ~ c ~ - , ~ l ~ l c ~ ~ ~ l ~ ~ ~ ~ f ~ ~ ~ ~

rylny convtrsatmn Don't gct duped and rlorr't pass

alongl~es. Some rccommcndauuns: It's likcresearchmgfixa rcpnrtoran C\VI)-:

1. Alwqs check vourwurccs Check cornpan! \Vchsf~t\ tr,\rcr~tj.thc~nh,r tr~anc,n<,fthescn<ler. W~ltco~call thal 1,cr\<,n (jf't'b ~<l,~d>,,,g ,<>,,'R \ L r 0 r ~

r,ed :,lmut), 2. LTar , ou r iwnmrm sm\r \ ' ~ ~ i i i

alirt'. .ire puit id ,,n ~cput;lbir corn-

Thirty Hour Famine coming to UW

Since May 1,2003, several dedicated UW students have been preparing for one of the most well-known charity events. The 30 Hour Famine encourages people to take as many donations as possible and fast for a full 30 hours. The Famine will take over the Great Hall in the SLC on October 16 and 17. There will be events organized by various clubs, and a Famine Relief concert is being held onOctober 16from 8:00 until 12:00.Theconcertis open and freetoall, butdonations are accepted and encouraged. The entirecost ofthe event is covered by previous donations,soall pledges will godirectly to World Vision. To sign up, go to the 30 Hour Famine desk in the Great Hall between 11:30 and 2:OO.

hirnngl-yycll~ngicll ,,n clc,~fenr\. Anywa!, l'irct Northls a lcgciiiiln

thc pomc ~nclu\rr! hur l.rcli\ m.w ~ttc.iniacci~~inncc.AfieraIt porn~, d l conudel-ed ~.d~ooarni,nqh~ t~glit-aw tnnjont!. Ti,n\,rier, e\.inrining Nurth'\ ; i c c ~ ~ r n p h h m i i ~ t ~ ~ , b l i c u r r l ~ hls gcnetlr mfornvmon shor~ld lic mxrd md u d clmc an .mn uf furunit fc tkliglmr\. F.lnnmaleall h e

hvclr'm,\. Apprmti! North'sixhrrd~d not

approve dim son's c,trervand 11012-

blctnletits.Hr~\dy~ngr,f\I~arnc.rsur spc.tli Shame I S in fict ntcrmtnxl 111 w s s ~n s u m r culrurir. App:irmtl!, ~ r r . h g lmi \ t n m ' ' l l ~ ~ c b I l~hcr \ Gudc tu ~ h c Gdary" to concludi wlunmr Ir alw ;an ~llnc\\ m wmc culturi\ d~rl.br~pcrteclidruIlur~~.

Friday October 10 -The tapping of the keg at 11:30 a.m. in Civic Square at Kitchener City Hall. The Willkomen Platz and Bier Garten open for business and remain open until the 18th.

Saturday October 11 - Family pancake breakfast in Waterloo Town Square starts at 7:30 a.m. and goes until 11 :30 a.m. The pancakes are free and canned food donations wil l be accepted at the door.

Monday October 13 - Oktoberfest Parade begins at 8:45 a.m. at the corner of King and Erb streets. The parade wil l travel a full five kilometres 1 through Waterloo

Tuesday October 14 - The Oktoberfest Citizen- ship Court is being held at Westvale Public School, starting at 9:30 a.m. 20 to 25 new Canadians wil l be welcomed t o Kitchener- Waterloo.

Wednesday October 15 - Rogers Women of the Year wil l be held at 7:30 p.m. in the Regent Room of Waterloo Inn. Tickets are $15 in advance, call 570-HANS for more information.

Thursday October 16 - The biggest student event of Oktoberfest. The Sigma Kai's wil l be holding a party at the Kitchener Memorial Auditorium. Tickets are on sale in the SLCfor $15 including bus fare there and back.

I Full listings at oktoberfestca.

Lvon brings alt-country to Bombshelter Erin L. Gilmer IMPRINTSTAFF

So \\hat's alt-counrr)? I ha\e n, , ~dc.~,.uid rhi rrius~c~.mimth_l~c;itcgi,m

would pnhahlv tcll vnu the same

rlrmg. Rut from h ~ s shorn m fmnr of .i c r u d <,f : h o t 50 pioplr at tlir Br,mlxr o n October 3, I know- that Ly<,n'\\<,undrr,cli\ Theatmocphere wasrel;iucdandhnandT Indyeopge~l m y d f

I.yonappenredalongw,tt>mothcr alt-country hand, Bmtlmrch.Hottle- nccl, mas an unexpected surpnsc; 1

R~~bu~K~rn~mncvcnhrr,kcoutasa~~ snakc-pnni accordmn for one song. The crowd, though small, really got a luck out of them. Q u t c a fcw pcopk also xcmcd tu be acquantcd wth drummer and K~tchener native Dave MacDonald.

Kerriganwzs super sweetwhenwe chatted with hcr aftcr thc show. Thc Houlenecks are definitely a fnendh down-to-carrh bmd. Thcy'rr s d l In- dcpcndcnt, but ~t wouldn't surpnse meifrecord companleswerescoutlng them outrigl~tnow,j~~dgngfrorn the pohshed sound of thur ncw rccord.

Whcn I fir\t \aw Shmnrm Lvun wdhmgarouncl ihr Bomber, I sad to myself, "now there's n mustrmn with somcatntude." L,dm~,srcouldn't bd~cvchcw;~~ honr IGtchmcr. ShaW hslrcd Txon was nranng a Imnm Ieaillerjacket,leans and polnth b u r s .

Tribute Robyn Steele SPECIALTO IMPRINT

Ile'll be lemlng Kmhrner tn a few weeks en route to Australia, where he'll stay for four months. Lyon told us rhdr he prrfers nor tu stay m thc Ton,nto arm bcc;msc hc mmea thc travclhng h f ~ q l ~ . 1 Ie a1w plans o n

rfsmng Belg~unrn In the near future, mil then back to Holland.

1was ~urpn\idn,hi:n thatL~on'\ musical q l c chacigc\ depenclmg o n

Ihecountr! lhepla)s~n."T don't vexll)

pln! jock and r<dl .myahctc bur

company pel ks,notrhclcasrofwh~ch hrs bcen the use ofsurfingge;umda mp tu thc Aumm~ancua~t tucnpythc w-ax\ "l'vcodybccnoncc Does that m&me asurfer?'Tp,nurhisperedac hc Icancd mro me, gggl~ng.

\Y'hdc wc huddlcd ;away from rhr r a n Lvun \ p u k t<, us about thc ncn cllrccunn m xrluch cr,untrj m u x 15

g m g '''I'he upurge o f countn, 1, a

Ik.~r~nfii r l i q Tirere's someth~ng icalliilnciri .~b<,utci,untwmuuc."

to a photography legend

Urll, Iadmftthat countrymuslcls usu,dly farthest from my mind when 1 gu scnrchmg fur a ncu albunr to hatcn to.

Bui if Lhe new w l e of counlw

. . . . . . .. rakin undunng thi thrci mmutc cx- ~magc\scrr , l lacn,~\ayla\ucscrc iot~, some of many photo tributes to william H~~~~ F~~ ~ ~ l b ~ t , pmurc umi.'l'hcmu\lc1\ plavcdrew the Irntauni:mriall~c m u m Found m

Craig Cardiff gets super-intimate

-. Craig Cardiff in front of the wall o' girls.

aloond rhc "itagr" .arid a berutrtul barl,rln,nnrnhi,li,\rul oul of.\lircini

"Big Brass" as good as gold Arda Ocal SPECIALTO IMPRINT

Ow t tm~grh.~r~.m hc\,i~d I r l>oi~t 'L~~ nmn,hiphop gn,upllr,ia\ h h n k - Lhrymo\illrecro~-dw~ll~tiime~ierg~ and flua, wrrhonr cvcr rcsorung 10

cr\m used tacnr,. Inrcgurv~h blgwxh rh15 f c d c \ \ f o u w m ~ , a\ h g z \ ~ h a r lati51 (:nnadmn tour atti, hq-hup bigwg Snoop Lhgg

I hadrhcchaiicc tr,\pealiur~~l~"Rtg Bra\~"abou~ thrtr name,ttrorhchch, and thctr tml of m r s v (and hazy) dressmg morns. -

AM(: I Iowdld Brass M u d come al,ow?

~\g~le : Couplc of frirnd~ man, 1u.t

togcthir ;ill rhc umr, ;md whcn wc

I,r;imslmm me gcl Ingelher a\ on'.

A o k S o ,,,ugu)s~llstgotlifrtoul- wth Snwp Lh,,gg, vr,o u ) i plqcd (:<>pp. (:~,h,'un, ["I 1 lam,ll<m] W,ll, Snoop and Chodelr. TrU me abour that

Agtli: T o u t ~ n g wtli Snoop w,is

r rwy I, ,u klwa ,wc wcrcdonrg.acn~- 51zcd crcnr, likc <:opp\ ( : d ~ \ e u m , and m V;incou.rer \\r d ~ d rhc Gun- rnodorc a d in S.~ik.mmn\vc &d club big hotkrvarin:~.

Ad<. Saslhoon has a big hncke! arm$

A ~ l e : <I,aughs>Yeai~,rhcy hiiica double Aortnplc Atcan, thcrc,ao)iw h m v thrv'rc IAc rhc Ixg Ideal] in the ~ m m ! You lknow, Brass, Snoop, wc cam? throughmdwc hlrwnup, turc

a d Ithe rest met] ~n people love "chrmx,"zsheysay h@ school through Aglc <laughs> rhc IC,\.C c , ~ , , ~ u ~ c hip-hop music." ,,,, ,,, . . . r.,thcr

Brass Munk "smokcy" . . "Up In Smokc," ~n thc Norrh llut 11 w;n rcally c o d 1bccau.r~

Smmp 15 .m ic<m ~n h p hop and a c

wcri rrallv humhlril that trr let us p ~ p g h a c k w ~ t h hnn:indcxposcns I < , Ihal lligmarlkt.

Smwp hlcs n r c l i v ~ o n 410w, car,

cl,,thngl~i~c,adr,ll, w S n o o p D o , g ~ s a branil name .in4 he put us on wth h m ;inC lei us start hrandmg Rrasr hlmik. It lmrrc.iIh t.ioght u \ e L,L on thcn~.al,hli hr,w ~i , l ,chxi andhnu to m c l lxg s h m z ~

AnI<:Ynuguysphyed Seneca Col- lege:ereatenlrv;udI .a~~nertiid:~s [Scp- . . .

,t.m icv~t.iung and ~ h c n rappn! tember 2q . VI hat kind ofd~ffcrmccs

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S-Rx: bzr mattcr\l Wc don'l likc I < , water down our ;igile:I'clgvehirnah~gh 6ve,then

S Roc. 11's smallcr cn,wd\, more

pcrwmal, rcally"upmyi,ur faci," lkc . r " l~r~mcly"fc rhng~~~h~nvi~u pcrt<,nn In lion1 of 10 pc,,ple as oppnsed to 10,1100. S.rslirrchi\~~.o~cr~q~t~\i~~glvw.~r xll~ggel-show m~ih SnoopDo,q,wnh h k c 8 , 0 0 0 p q ~ I ~ Sr,gmnghmlhctc 1 0 a vnnll morn nwh 20 peoplr, you

st111 lraw I,, do tt tlw wrlc w.g. Ad<. I'vr rc.d .r kn ot mtcnxwr

bout how you guy\ t q to \hv rtw:~y fiom IIK c r d l i cntlcr 1nrrnul.i nnd )OU guys 111 to hring 11 IC,L~. Hon wuuld \nue\plam t l k m u s ~ n~sorrrc- one wh,, hasn't heard ofIlr;rs\ Mnnk brfixc?

Chp: Otirmuuci\ ba\~cally fix ihc pcopl~ who Iorc hlp hop muvc. I< pm lore h p h n p muvc, m,u'll love HmssMunk.Wesrmd f o r ~ n t e g n t ~ ~n

andcrgmunil.or t~!~ngtogaap~~p,ur t r y q to hr umcwhcrc m Ixlwccn, ~ t ' s ~ m t ~ , d l y , ~ h u n t d o i ~ l g g o o d n r i ~ ~ ~ ~ andmal,ing~l arrewl,lc ~orvervlxxly \~~tliourconlpn,rrrisu~g<,urInrrgr:riry. \Vc o m r o, bc ;rhk to lump up on \t.tgcw1th thr s:unc:mountot i n c r ~ ~ wibc zlway\ h:d,w~lh wng\ ihal a e lrulv In\ e. We're mppers, uf'rr nor acrors,anil ~r'sgomgro bc h.nd hx us ru go un stzqc m d act .r rung. hl(: You kwyr arc vcq hlg o n

tion IS, ~f someone were to d m To- rontoandsay "Toronto sucks,"whar

reaches forthe high 6ve,I'd beat h m ~lownandshowh~myeah,lhst'swhat's up!

Clip: h i 1 just yell yeah!" Rghr afiir

S-ROC:Ycah,nght as you'rcwdk- ing %way, 'yeah! T-Dot!"

May Onc-O:T-Dr,tnwv, how you

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The cast and crew of The Strong Breast Revolution with Imprinter Crystal Montgomery. Back row (left to right): Meagan, Laurel, Crystal Montgomery, Melanie and Sue. Front row: Vicky, Christine and Jessica.

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MUNICIPW ELECTIONS W L L BE HELD ON M O N D I I . NOVEMBER 10.2003 tar the following otf,ccs:

OFFICE FOR WHICH VOTE TO BE HELD

Mayor, city 0, Waterloo Councblior. Cifv of Waterloo - Ward t -Soufhwert cuunsi~ior, city of watertoo -ward z - Nonnwest Councillor, Cify of Wilterlna - Ward 3 -East Couns!llor. Cltv ot Waterloo- Ward 4 -Central

Memher. Waterloo Calhollc District School Board to represent the Ciy of Walerloo and the Townships of Wllmot Wellerley and Wmlnch ernh her, watedoo ~egion ois~ict s c h w ~ Board to representtho cty of wa!erlw and the ~ormship ol wllmot

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HIS SIWIT LIVBS ON An evening to support the launch of an W n a l

youth edvration fund in memovy of

Featuring

BUFFY SAINTE- MOLLY JOHNSON 7" MC: Actress Tantoo Cardinal W i t h Guests: luno Award Winner De Comedian Charlie Hill Guitar Ace Don Ros A Cappella Singers The Old Mush Sing

FRIDAY OCT. 10, 2 7:30 PM MASSEY H WWER & VICTORIA

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Bill still not killed - yet David Atos SPEC~ALTO IMPRG

one alsocomes tocapcclalittlr b s o f good d d ultra-v~ulcnce.

ICNH~lldoesnc,td~sappomt There areenoughc\reredlinlbs andgougcd- ontcy~halls to filladumpstcr. h r i h e mef~n,thercarcalsofountuns(litcr- allr)ofblood.l'hehuman body holds tiveandahalfl~tresofbL,odand ahcn y o u hack off a body part, all of t h a blood comcs out w ~ t h the hrce of a firehose.

Tarant~no pays homage to hs fa- vnuntemomr stylesmfillIlzli, buthc also honours some of his f~vount r actors andcharacti.rs.Notably,Sonny C h h , a 40-year vctcrm ofJapancse f h andtelcnsio~aremvedas Hatton Hanzo, the mnja dctectwe from the wmS'hadow Wlyirnlic Otherscm from ]apancsemd I I o n g K ~ ~ u n e m a w t h rob ~nclude Jun Kunirnura and I<avukl fi t ;mura.

I akc hla nihermov~es, ihr sound trackto Kd/Hdhs both rclecttc nndap. 'Ihc\ongs th.~t'l'ar.intiooch~~\cmarclr r h c s ~ l c a n d m n u d ~ , f c v c ~ p o m ~ ~ n ~ ~ f rhc movle.

From rhc m r d h g nnsacre's "Bang Umg" (nl) D:~hy Shot hlc Down) to the flm~mcr, mus~c r n thc snow garden ~huwdnwn bcnvcen 'l%nrmm and I.m, each song blends perfectlyw~lh themomr.

And yes, thc \ounduack CD will have thosc charactensuc excerpts of dinlope that we all love so much.

Ovcrall, thls mome was grc.bt fun towxtch. Ifyougu,bc mreto loukfrx the suhtlcpkes (two wcrrda-cereal box). Ifthemov~chaaanyshortcom- q s , x 's that Volume 2 won't bc released unulcarly 2004.1 p c \ s [ h a Thurmunwon'tbchhngB~Il I" 2001 .~ftcrall.

Toronto goes back to the Stone Age David George-Cosh SPEUALTO IMPRF

Queens of the Stone Age bassist/vocalist Nick Olivieri (right) is all about the fans.

P r m to t l i ~ heailhmng toor, lJla\mg .i barr.1g.g~ of hlls such :as (>ueensoprncdf~,riheRedth,t(:h,l~ "Go \XT!th rhc Flow" 2nd rh i Peppers on ;acontmeotal tour b low Grammy-nomm;urd "Nu O n i tngl'lc;~:mdheresrofthch;ualoffthc I<nows," (&Yl?iA provided a show stagcmghtafter nlght. Somm know, that saosticd old-school h a . you just know Quccns were here n, ruck,and rock t h e y d d See QOTSA, page 19

Idle: Former Pvthon charms I<-W Continued from cover

Ileevcnpcrfi,medthesong"il~ke

(:hlnese2' from P>thon's CmhizcL~d Obh,gdw~Alburn, ("I hkc (:hmcsc / I IAc (:hmesr / They only come up to your krms /Yerthiy'ir nlwapfncndly :u~dthcy'rcrcadv~<,ple;lse,');und Peter (:ralhelaunched mto an awkward 8- rade ~nsultmg Amencan toumtr a id French-Cmadms ("Get thc words out, rrog-head!"). A sing-akq vcr- slonufthcofiil-rcn\pcctacular"61 on My b a c ~ and'l'cll hfeThnt You I .uve

Me" rnunhl out the raucous first half. The an&cncc, r,f cow\', \ang along drcfully. They clapped and chrcrrd rhmugil ex en theleast scrlsl- urc of hl\ wngs and jokes, boomg onlywhen askctch's Ausn;danchar m r r s del-lded Canadran hccr.

Idle h~msclf lokrd: "1 oft in ran-

dct why my wng\ atc \<, filthy. Then I IkvAnl youlot."H>s imrracnunwth a u d l ~ ~ m mcmhcr\ WB\ t~i~\te~Cul, fiom hl\ good natured plang u ~ r ! ~ latc romerc to hrs rolermcc of con^- tnwm srrc.rmcd h v ,iui?lmcr mcm

ofthcapl~car.mccr,Ethcrhcnakcda\\ca of thc hvmg Python member\ lo the recently rrlense<l mowe trtbute to (korgeH~rnson.

H a t;dk thcnmwid to thc fururr ofMon~yPvthon- aHroadwny-musi- ral \crs~onof T/,t HdyCnii1,wnttcn by ldic and (:lcc\c entitlei1 .Ipon& and lenturmg such nem songs as "I Part in Your General Dwect~on!" lilk had

spoken carlmofthc ef tk t I'vthon's ruc-

beattngs from "I offen wonder C C \ . I I ~ . 11.d 0. his pw?earstudcnt\md hie: "Notadav~nmy nustmst orgxnue~~ why my songs ,, l p . ~ s c ~ ~ I ~ I I O L ~

rehgion (leading ru are so filthy. w m e o n c \ a y n g "AllTlxngsDulmd 'Monty Pytlion,"'he

Then I bok at ..n,d,d l,kcn,,w

QOTSA: the killer show in Toronto continued from page 18

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Chan, Priya Patel and Diana Low get ready for the conference. h m n c , n i ~ Ila\.citri c h n c t rlurrr.d riduri~lI~rai~qx~air~i,~,erf~~n~~r:~ch

SCRUBS exec have got it down to a science Science and Business initiative brines bie names to UW

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Physics

Medicine

Psychology

Chemistry

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Literature

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other students.

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Don applications are now available on-line at: www. housing.uwaterloo.ca

and in the Residence Life Office in Village 1.

APPLICATION DEADLINE: Wednesday, October 29, 2003

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l o o h g lor o~~cgo~np , \elf niorlvatcd v o - untucr, roianvsar n~~~hbuorhuuda . Some rrammg, 2 ~ 4 hours of your rrnie. ('all Shellry 11 742~1481 cxr 226 tor murc ,nt<,nllaflon.

HELP WANTED

4-001, oi -7:00p.n1. (TC 2218).

Ihurrday, October 23, 2001 ARTllRlTlS \OCLtlY luuhmg fur pcuplr to canvass l o r ihc upcoming

.~warene\e campalgo, o f f ~ u rcceptwnist, wcckday ~noinmg\, a lradershlp role as V L L ~ Char of Clmu SCWICSS. Call Mary a! 743-2820.

Lhalrcrcd Aicountmg: POSTING #1 ~onnnuuuspl~.~scerp~rer8:00p.m.Work- \hop\: Iuh Scarch S t r~ t egm: Learn the "how ro" of pblwork search, network- mg, andumpluyrr rrse~rch. Creativeand rradltlonal rncrhodr arc explored. 10:30a.m.-12:lKJp.m. ('K Room 1208). Lcrtcr Wnnng: Lrarn how to use letters ro your advanragc m rhr lob search. 3 301' m.-4 30p.m. (TC Room 1208) Resume Wntme: D8scover tcchnnaucr

Rrblc study hy ~orrc\pmilcnic. I'lcaw wed name and addrraa ro. Btblr Study, Lmn Unmd Retomled Church, 1238 M a n Street, Shetf~cld, ON, LOR 1 7 0 or emall hMc@~ur ih .on .~a See wchlrc: www.iurih.on.cd. Click on Lmka, ask for book, sxgn up roday, rt'\ UNICtC "FXMILY FUN D A Y scslst m

wagon nder, the haunccd ham. pcttmg farm. crc. Evcnr wdl he held nt J. Steckle Heritage llornesrcad on Ocrohur 27, 10:00 a m ro 3:UO p.m rrd Ocroher 26, 12:30 p.m to4:30 p.m Tra~nmgprovldcd. Call Kohm a t 570-1794, crrtl~nt~~golden.net.

COURSES Jabot Barrendmg School - ccrtmflcd four week c o u r x rncludmg Smsrr Scwu and local lob placcmeru asslnr- ance. Please call 3-877-329-6873 or v m t our wch rstc at wwwIahorharrcndmgschool.com

fur wrmng an effectwe resume 430p.m.- 5:30p.m. (TC Room 1208).

Friday, October 24, 2003

Employcr lnrervmw End. Archaecture: TYPING KITCHENtK DOWN'I'OWN COM- MUNITY HEALTH CENTRE - lookmg for comtnirtee rnemher5. Tralnlng and wpporr arc pruv~dcd. Call Peggy at 745- 4404 exr. 209 or crnarl pn~klc\@kdihi.urg.

Typm%Pmofccading Srrvicr - bxcrllrnt and accurate word processmg, c y p q and proofreadrng. Your manormpr, rrpom. csraya, rhcrca rtc. wdl be perfect. Work a 100% guaranteed. (:all o r lcavc mua- \age for Bcv 747-1382.

lnrcrvmva m 'Toronto only today.

Monday, October 27, 2003

Arch~rccrurc and Tcachmg: Employer ~ n t c w ~ w a hrgm.

'Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Ranktng forma avail~ble after I0a.m. and

HOUSING or www.rcg~on.watrrluo.on.ca1pI~.

Sunday. Octohcr 26

Lynn Milc* pcrfumming ar Lbr Church Thcnrrc, 1376 KmgSrrrrr,N.,St.J.tcohs, Onrar~u . ~ t 8:00 p.m. For mfolt~kets call 664-1114 or ~mny(i,~st~.~cuha.com.

Monday, Octohcr 27

Central Ontario OrchidSoarty mornhiy rmecr8ng from 7 00 m 9-00 p.m. ar Sr. \u,cpll'r C hulch, luwri hall. Courhndl Madrwn, K m h ~ n r r . Cumair Dawn at

634~5540 for more ~ n f o . All are w e l ~ '""IC.

Room for rent - aparlou5, hrrght, abovc gradc room wrrh iclrphone hookup wtrhm sp r rwhg three bed^ room townhouse zr 80 Church~ll. Short rcrm l c a r avallablc. C o d room mares. $375 plus. \)?*?~.HancyPM.'om for murc ~nh , ur csll 746~1411. Room fur rrnt h,r .I q,,,rt ,nd,v,d,,d m a dcwchnl home nr.lr hut11 unwir~ nnce. Parktngand all amcnmc\. Plcaw call 725-5348. 4 monfh lcasc- 141 MacGregor (.rc\- cent. One room m thrrc brdroum t m r to share W I I ~ LWO 01he19. Renr pcr month 6277 all ~ncluswu 1'11: 747- 7276. Room for Rcnt - Mmcr hcdroom of a 5 brdruum arudcnr huux 10 mm walk from UW, % ~ m n o t c ~ from h u n e r Laundry faidlnca and pa& ing. mcl - $375 + utdmes. A v ~ h b l r now Call 580-6441.

TRAVEL end5 nr 4p.m.).

Wednesday, Octoher 29, 2003

Workshop: Intcrv~rw Skills: The Bancs: Learn rhc fundsmrnral so successful in- rcinrwmg. 3:30p.m.-4.30p.m. (TC Room 1208) l n r c r v ~ w Skdlr- Preparing for qocriwn\ DI\LII\\ and lexn from airual rxirrpr, uf . m u d mtrrvlcwa. 4.30p.m.-5:30p.m. (TC Room (208).

Thar\day, Octubrr 30, 2003

POSTING # I (conrn~uoue phase) avail- able by 12 noon. Workshops: Inform- tmn Srssmn: UotT Ronnm School of M',nagement: Fled our about the do- plorm ln mvcsttgxlvc and Forenstc.

Sun travel deals -Rerdmg Week (I'ebru- rry) ro Cancon, Acapulco, ('uha, Ow ~ n m i a n , mi. ur Monrrcsi sr New Years. Book now and save! Scudenr travc! spc- riall\r\. Earn frcc rllpa u r csah! \.,wwm<>oli2pariy c<,m ; Thamca Travcl (Todd) I-800-962-8262

Friday, Octoher 10, 2003

C h ~ t t r r r d A~cuuntmg: tmployur l n i c r~ wews End. Workahupa: ln iurrmv Skdla. Sellmg Your Skrila: Don't arup ar rhe fitndrmnmls; you moat ~ l a u pruvc your 5kdls ~n the ~ n w r ~ c w . Tiire 15 your npportorvry to prrcwc m d mprow. 2:30pn.-4 i 0 p . n ~ (T(: R<mn 1208).

Monday, October 13,2003

Ilnwerslty Closed (I'halisgtvmg).

T U W I ~ Y , Ocmbcr 14, i n03

Chnrcered Accouimng: Rmkmg F o r m avadahlc afrcr 10 s.m and duc hack hy 4p.m. Arihrccrurc: I'OSIINL AVAIL- M L L hy I 2 nuon. 'lrachmg: I'OS'IINL # I availahlc by 12 noon, hand ~n I iopy rraumc paiksgc to CtCS drop-off \lor by 8p.m.

Wcdncsday, Ocroher 15, 2003

.4rchxectorr and Icachmg: I'OSIING # I cxplrca 8 p.m. I'rofcaamml and Post O r p e r Day. Lrarn fmat hand frumachoul represcrxsrwrs about pox degree p r u ~ gr.~msrxcollegcsmd unwcrsmrsmNorth Arnc r~a and around (he world. I I a,"!. - 2 p.m. SLC. Work\hop\ ( arcrr Lkc l - S ~ U ~ I Makmg. Sdf-Abcbsmcnf. OLLIIPI- imnrl Kescrich, lnformrtmn Intrntrwa & Carcer Drclrlon Makrng. Alter rim seasmn you wdl bc rn J befrer postmn to assessyourselfnnd your " l i r"m~hr world of work. 2 3 0 p.m.~4.00p.m. (I'C Room 1208).

Thursday, October 16, 2003

r \ r ihl icim~c and Tcaihmg- VOST IN<; #2 avadd~lc hy I2 noon Work\hopi Soiica~folly Nugorlamg Inh Otfcr, Lnirra,r thc udda of grrriilg whar roo wanr when ncqonanng ralary a d orhcr ilri.ul, rrl.nted to the p b o t f r ~ 3:30pm 4- I0p.m. ( T ( Room 1108).

Frrday, Octohc, 17, 200%

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EQ Technology Yard Salt, contnnuc thms ball Oarca wrll be posted ~n Campus Bul- letm, upcommg sectton, or v m t our webste ar wwweq-ttm.com. Join rhc Fitnc*, R m m , a frcc on-lmcdrr- cimlon board dedtcrted ro fmcss. num~ (ton ,and tratmng. 1.09 011 today at wwwmo\clcbym~ll\.c~,m. Coffee House performers needed for No- vcmhcr I show ~n thc Srudcnt Llfc Ccn- tre from Y:00 p.m. to 1 2 a.m. If inter- ertcd contact Nancy O'Ncd ar 888-4048, cxi 6283 or nuncrl@urvarcrluu.~a Backgammon - ~t is 'not lust a game." It la "rhc gamcln Eary to lcam ro play and excnmmng to play well? I.mm a from rhc Guro. Contact bnmbnlaodsympa~~co.oa Nrrd f w d or ahvrr of caah' 'lhr PEDS Rmd Rank 85 a ionhdcorlal \tudenr-run food bank chat provtdes non~penshable goods LO I N studems an need. V t s ~ as t s

fhc Sfudcnf l.#f~ Lcnrrc, n x m 2108 or VOLI can c-mall u, at:

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cab tu ~ ~ O V I ~ C l n A m l i ~ m p p ~ r f fo tam- Ilea wall ~nfaer\ for rhrcu to four hour\ a week. Conuct lab a t 743~1460, rxr.

fw Monday cvcnmga Conracr Jcff at 744J486.

An mvltation to rmgerr. rhc llnlvrrsrry of fir~rcrloo ( l h r 1nr8tc5 wigcr\ (iopraoo, .<lro. rcnoi and ha*i ) to wng ~n M ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I \ ~ , I ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ rlllail TITC c~lolr

luc*il.~r e r c n i n p a r Conriil Grchcl Chaprl lrom h- 10L9:OO p r n Thc coscen clarr. i i S.irurJ~i. Nuicmhcr 22 ar 8:00 1'rm h r I~hlllcr ln10 cimaci lhc Mcmc I k ~ p r m ~ c x ai muilr(,ru\\,arciI,,<,.ia.

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Riding the slopes in a winter-wonderland Waterloo snowboarding team defends their championship title

Brian Santos SPECIALTOINT

Snr~\ihnl-~llng rs bccomfng mmi and more p~pu1,u md lhs bcc<,mi JUSI a\accrptcd.~\ lwng. Tlus tholl- Ing sport r>ffcr\, :lbo\c all freedom. h!Lul?nrcm~eresti-d rnmowlx,xnlmg. but don't h o w whcrc to l,rgn.

Forlunatcll, at thc Untrcrslty of

Waterloo a p u p of studentr have fonnrd thermtvoum snowbonr&ng team. ( YNcdFord andJanrliStnmg crcdtedthis)~~ungnndupcr~tiutiglam

two )cars ago 1,' ' ~ ~ d i r to \liarr r h m ~pa\wm u d ~ other\ 'I'hq srartcddf alth t r r~pc~~pl iandwercz \ in i t i~~vne~l rh,unpam 111 thew tirst year o t itlst- PIICC.

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- UW fastball coach Garnett Rooney

Remember

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Br~an Santos b Rod McLachlan ~ E C I A L ~ O IMP=T& I M ~ N T S ~ F

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RYAN 'HEN-WING

UW rugby player hurdling forward valiantly for a much needed goal.

Rugby expects difficult matches Ryan Chen-Wing I M P R ~ N T ~ T A F F

\X'ith Saturdq's liomcma~ch .~gun\t Carlet,m, mco's rugby would tin!\li ~ h r eaurr halfof the se,iwn At ,,nc

w~rrrnd<,nrlora, ~lmgnincuv,uld bc p ~ w t a l as thcy Ihok ahrad I,, a r u d pmes ,qqmu w~bc?tcn Mac and P tough Queen's s ~ d c beforc closmg thescasr,nwithahc,megamca~inst top-ranked Westcm.

Garth Crcsaman croased the hne mdscorcd f i e hrmamors tu open the sconng. Carleton came back matchcd and doubled unconverted tries tolead 10-5 at hdf-rime.

W~th afive-potntdeficitttlooked like the Warriors could pull together

a smmgcr srcmxl half lllir In rhur ci,tueh,~ck;t~mrunstTr~i~tlng:~nlr tvm, I,ut It Idn't happen.

AftcrreprhngWIarr~or:t~tarks thi K.rrms I>rought ,I hack to lllc o t k r cndond scorcd ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ L I U I I C O I I \ ~ C ~ I C . ~

t r . Onl) unc kick wm~kl go thnmgh the post, all windy day.

Aftman onslanght off~xmatdrum to the Carlcton h e , I l a n Koscoe blasteddown thebhnds~demscorem thc corner. That would be the last score forWatcrloo.

Dciknwc lapse5 allowed C,uletcm to run through three more tnes to double their score for a two-point conveni<,nforafindscore32-10.

The mgby men go on the mad for thc next rwc weekcnds and mth a

PITY THE FOO' WH I N T DOWN WIT THE

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Friday, October 10 , 2003, ( W ) 1:00 pm, (M) 3:00 pm vs Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks UW Columbia Field #2

Warrior Football Saturday, October 11, 2003 vs Guelph Gryphons, 7:00 prn, University Stadium

Pre-season excitement not an oxymoron

TOP CORNER HOCKEY

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the St. Luul\ U l u ~ \ la\t year 4.hIarlu\, G r r k a w s k ~ shuuld

lmunre h . d from I.iir ?car'\ ernhr- rassmg\r .~~i~n~~~IhcnI~ea ,~s Sentto thc mmx\ I,y the llonrrcrl Cnn.xbin\ (:,erLa\~ski slgncd o n wrh thi New York Islandcr~, mth whom hc had greatsucccsiprcv~r~u\l~~~dlia~apo~nt

a ga'nc .rftcr tivc pmcs . 5.AlrLsel hlonuovh;~daturnd25

po~nts 10 27 p m C b in ~ I I C s lu t of last sc:rmn h c f k lmngtnjurcd. Lookhx hfonvovand teanrmatcIC1:trunSlraLa to bght ~t up w t h the P~ttshuri:l~ I'cngu~n\ by p h r ~ n g wrrh h h n o Lcmcux

(,.P,wi\.rl D;mynkhnisgxat ~n the pcrencon with c~ghtp<i~nl i ~n\even g m m . Datsyuh wlll m1a41 last vr,~r's 12-gm sr.%wn ;r\ 1hc I lr t roi t Kcd \\~ng\ril> o n l m ~ torcpl.ai.dcp;irled Serge I'cdo~<>i'>r,ftii~cc.

Warrior Field Hockey Wednesday, October 15, 2003 vs Guelph Gryphons, 6:00 pm, University Stadium

RYAN LHtN WINO The women celebrate after a goal by Tory Westbrook.

Women hunger for post-season Plavoffswit~n the reach for\vomcn's soccer "(1"" S""" ""'I" " L C " "L"""" "'

1mII allcad a d \Y uxlwt imli tuo

~pmnt\ I x d Ryan Chen-Wing - numhcr oni in ~ h e muntry." Two of Su, .ithc,ugh \U (;iterioo stand\ 111

IMPRINTSTAFF thi thl-ecgcdrW c\tcmh.isgtien L I L C O ~ ~ W I I ~ ) ~ / I I C C ~ . I ~ I I \ ~1 plw, two

up this scaion came irom U ntcrkx,. li~wt~-tcam~.iriw~~h~nrencl~ ~>tpusii- Two m i q w n s o n rhc wcchcnd I.c.id~ng ~ n l o lnsr w c ~ h i n d ' \ >rig chi V'srnors t i , fourth, \vlxch lrclpcd \Varr~c,r womcn'r soccer get ~~~i~t~h~s,hlachiern~iItharrhrw~~mcn n~cani r n i ~ m g the playoff\. LIO\CC LO il playoff spot. ncid t~~~mcrunconfrdcnccmfii~d~ngthe

Coach I'cter hlacli~r says that though tlrc rcam ha\ two losscs and two ties m seven games thc iccorcl docsn'tahc~u~thc~rstrongplq. "We've played s m and a hrifpodgames," he sad.

'Ve'rethconhtcatn that has cvcn

h a d or the net. This wrci, after SIX

p a l s in twog;~mcs, he said, "We fccl good.rbr,otthefact thatwe'restarung to Fuush.We'reconfidcnrw~ can fin- ~ s h on Frtdag agamst Launer."

Laurier womcn h;wc an ldenttcal record to Waterloo. cxcent Waterloo

u Ncxt home game vs Launer Faday, Ocuher 10,2003 1:00 p.m Colurnb:~ held\

A Laurentian Voyageur strikes a free-kick over the wall and into the top corner for the winning goal on Saturday.

Warriors drop it on Saturday,

Sunday Men raise their game against NipissingJ,alms after poor start against LaurentianVoygcurs

Ryan Chen-Wing --- IMPRINTSTAFF

Mackie: "You guys were asleep the first 30 minutes. Take your hands out of your sleeves."

up,"hfache urged h15 playcn to grt wm hark from hockey and the tram srason wrha~vay~~rncsag. i l lnst \Vc~t- buck I$, thcgamc. wasb ,~cbonn.~clandhach~np~,s~~~on. e m nnd W m h r .

Payman Charhhzann went o n tu Warriors g,t nu<, go.d out of