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20 August 2020
The Drive and Draw no.58
The views expressed in this document do not necessarily reflect the official views of the
Exco of the Jeffreys Bay Bowling Club, and is totally independent thereof. It is however
approved before circulation.
All contributions from members will be appreciated. All contributions and suggestions can be
sent to me (Keith Wakelin) at [email protected] or phoned to me at 082 4605425. You
may also chat to me or give me a written contribution.
This newsletter is prepared in MSWord, but published in PDF, as not all members have MSWord.
News from our President:
Well, we have finally been allowed back onto the greens, after a long wait. I think a lot of
members who had not been to the club for about four months got a very pleasant surprize
regarding our surroundings and the greens. In the first week we had 97 different members
playing at least one game of bowls. That means that 50% of our members were back in the first
week. Everybody seems to be enjoying the greens and many members have played many games
already.
Unfortunately we have still not been able to receive any income since March. Fortunately subs
have become due and money has been received in our bank account. This inflow helps the club
from a cash flow point of view, but does not improve our profitability as we have monthly
overheads to pay out. Let’s hope we will soon be able to open the bar which will at least bring a
bit of much needed profit to the club.
Meet Your Club Members; (Submitted by Johann Neethling)
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Since taking over this section, Johann Neethling has done a fine job and is producing interesting
articles. Well done Johann. Here is his latest article.
Meet our Club Members – Charlie Bakker As Johann has been pestering me for the last 3 months to write something about myself, I decided to comply. As when the lockdown is one day behind us, I do not want to be in his dog box. I have tried to put a bit of humour in my presentation, as the lockdown must be driving everybody up the wall by now. I was born in Holland in a Dutch village called Veenendaal. This was where my father worked for SKF (Ball Bearing Company). In this village the famous Ritmeester Cigar Factory is also situated. Our family consisted of 7 children of which the youngest and eldest were girls, definitely the baby boomer era. I was the third youngest. To put this into perspective, my father studied to become a priest and whilst he was doing his rounds in a hospital during the war, he met this lady who later became my mom. Life had more to offer than priesthood it seemed (no TV and no contraceptives those days - ha ha ha).
Family photo - I am on the right in front. I was blessed with loving parents and enjoyed family life and later when my older brothers brought their girlfriends home it was a bonus. At 12, I took my chances when I pinched my brother’s girlfriend scooter on a number of occasions and rode all along the farm roads.
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We all enjoyed our sports, 3 of us played soccer and I was nicknamed the Flying Dutchman for my speed on the left wing. My second eldest brother was a swimmer who competed provincially and we spent many weekends in parts of Holland and Germany to support him. At 12, I also started my first band with 2 other boys - one played an acoustic rhythm guitar, the other drums and I with a tambourine and tried to sing Rolling Stones and Beatle tunes. We immigrated to South Africa on the 26th September 1967. We stayed in the Royal Hotel in Main Street of Uitenhage and on the first day I was looking for coconuts on the Palm trees. Crazy the perceptions I had of South Africa. Here came the challenge though, my father made me attend Muir College, an English medium school. My English was basically non-existant except for my Rolling Stones and Beatle tunes. I spent my first year sitting next to a Belgium who taught me the ropes (good and more bad) and I later joined the Cadet Band and played hockey. During my school days I played at school hostels and joint a band called Catastrophy, what a name I thought at the time, are they chaps really so bad. However the rock band won the ON THE GO novice section in 1972. I left Muir College without my parent’s knowledge, as I detested history as well as woodwork as everything came out skew. I joined the Commercial High School where I also became a prefect and here it comes - prefect over 8 boys and 280 girls. A very good ratio, I thought. After High school, I had to study at my own expense and therefore had to start working. I joined Volkswagen of SA on 17th January 1973 in the logistics admin office. I was later called the Umbuntu Man by management and the operators during the Apartheid days. Management placed me in areas of conflict as I was regarded as a peace maker and also for my humaneness, trust and respect. I will not elaborate but can tell you that some experiences were very emotional and daring to say the least. In the meantime I got married and had a son and daughter and who have now children of their own. I built my own 276 m2 house at Colchester on the Sundays River where I spent many hours on the river with my family and my lovely dog. Unfortunately the marriage only lasted 14 years and I had to sell my house which took me 4 years to build. I remarried 3 years later and am now 2 daughters and also 3 grandchildren richer. During my 46 years at VW, I worked in different departments and positions. From Admin to Buyer to Snr Buyer in Purchasing to Supervisor - Local and CKD warehousing to Manager Projects to Manager Engine Plant Maintenance to Engine Plant Assembly Manager of Citi Golf Engines and Polo Engines and lastly to Final Assembly Manager of Polo vehicles. I received many accolades during my career: amongst others a Leadership award; an MD award for Innovation; and 2 awards for Cost Reduction Processes. Innovation of projects stood out and which saved VW millions of Rands. One was the introduction of fully collapsible steel pallets (first of its type) which were traceable by the minute anywhere in South Africa due to a sophisticated barcode system. I
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also optimised lot sizes of the various size pallets which resulted in cargo vehicles utilization being increase from 67% to 95%. Once it was approved by the Board of Directors, all other motor assembly plants started using the system until today. I did a lot of voluntary community work with VW, with an organization called “The Show of Hands” and we did a lot of work at disadvantaged schools, nature conservation and old age homes.
Another highlight was when I had the honour of meeting Mr Neil Armstrong on the 2nd February 2010.
During my working career I was privileged to visit many German factories. I then took the opportunity to visit my parents and 2 brothers and sister who had in the meantime returned to Holland.
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Once a year 7 bands which played during the 60’s and 70`s from Uitenhage and PE come together to have a jam and to network with friends. Many of them we had no contact with for many years and this re-union was always very special. Some band members like my younger brother came from overseas to play. We all play for free and all the funds are donated to support the SPCA in Uitenhage
I am second from left with the blue jeans and guitar. Late last year, I joined the Village of Dreams/Dorp van Drome and am now chairing this voluntary civic organization in Jeffreys Bay. Our aim is to beautify our village so that we can all be proud civilians and that tourists will one day come and live here. We rely on donations from the public, businesses as well as Kouga Municipality, so help us please. Since I joined the Jeffreys Bay Bowling Club last year, I am humbled by the camaraderie and the friends I have made to date. Thanks to those who make it a pleasure to network, have fun and to play bowls with. To my friends and colleagues: LET THE GAME BEGIN (GREAT BOWLS OF FIRE). Best wishes from the Flying Dutchman or Mad Max or whatever you want to call me. STAY SAFE AND AT HOME, DRINK SOME WINE AND LISTEN TO MUSIC!!!
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Exco:
The minutes of the last Exco meeting and financials are on the notice board and the website.
As you have seen from various emails, all positions for voting at the AGM were unopposed
except for Men’s Selection. Voting for men’s selectors will happen when we are able to have our
AGM. The other positions for the 2020/2021 season are as follows;
President – Keith Wakelin
Vice President – Petro Toerien
Secretary – Hannie Ridder
Assistant Secretary – Hilary Bannister
Treasurer – Luther Barlow
Assistant Treasurer – Wynand van Heerden
Club Captain – Elles Staas
Vice Club Captain – Alet Reeder
Bar Manager – Piet van den Berg
Chairperson Umpires & Coaches – Winnie Staas
Chairperson Ladies Selection – Jackie van Heerden
Chairperson Men’s Selection – To be voted on after AGM
Lady Selectors – Retha du Plessis
Anne Jarmain
Sylvie Mauer
Petro Toerien
Jackie van Heerden
Men’s Selectors – To be voted on at AGM to get 5 from the following 6
Morné Bekker
Christo Coetzer
Elles Staas
Daan Siebert
Barry van Wyk
Wynand van Heerden
Bar Committee – Rob van Hemert
Barry Fourie
Coenie Venter
Events Convenor – Val Jackson
Clubhouse Admin – Winnie Staas
Kitchen Committee – Tess Bruyns
Tabs office Members – Tess Bruyns
Lettie Deysel
Anchen Loots
Julz McDonald
Winnie Staas
Jackie van Heerden
Marieta Viljoen
Norman Blackwell
Athol Bruyns
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Tos Deysel
Abrie Nel
Ron McDonald
Club Competitions:
Bowls SA has now given us permission to use scoreboards again as the sun’s ultra violet rays will
kill the virus. Because of all the sanitising that has to take place, don’t use a scoreboard unless
you really have to, and rather use a card. They are also allowing competitions to be played as
long as it is singles or pairs. Your Exco is of the opinion that it is too early to hold club
competitions as some members are still very hesitant to return to the club at this stage.
Have You Heard?
Very good news from Elles Staas, he says he has a new easy Covid 19 test.
A new and easy test for Covid-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or
negative if you see what I mean).Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite Scotch
(gin or rum) into it; then see if you can smell it, if you can then you are halfway there; then
drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the
virus.
I tested myself 12 times last night and was virus free every time thank goodness. I will have to
test myself again today though, as I have developed a headache which can also be one of the
symptoms.
Lake Superior contains so much water, over 3 quadrillion gallons, that it could flood the entire
landmass of North and South America to a depth of 30 centimetres.
Joker Jackpot;
Joker jackpot will return once we are allowed back in th clubhouse. The lockdown period with no
income has shown us how necessary these forms of fundraing are.
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EP Bowls:
EP Bowls have had to push out the date of their AGM because of the lockdown but now want to
get it done before the end of August. If lockdown is not lifted by then they will have an online
AGM using a digital platform like Zoom.
Selectors:
No news at this stage because of lockdown.
Umpires & Coaches;
No news at this stage because of lockdown.
Major Sponsors & Donors:
And members please remember that our sponsors and donors can only support us if we
support them.
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Letters to the editor:
Good day Fellow Bowlers
I trust you are doing well in these unusual times. We are all facing a new digital means of
communicating and reaching out to potential clients. I’m sure you already know that we rely on
our participation at bowling clubs to generate business and build relationships which we were
unable to do. That being said I would like to take this opportunity to engage with you regarding
Personal Trust Port Elizabeth and what we offer clients regarding investments. At Personal
Trust we have a unique way of doing business which enables me to structure a financial plan to
suit your specific needs and risk profile. Currently I am making use of 4 different funds, and it
is working very well for my clients. Below is a summary of the funds we use which can give you an
indication of returns from these specific funds: Income/parking space, i.e. alternative to money
market
Personal Trust Income Fund
1 Year 3 years 5 years 6.23% 7.36% 7.49%
Low equity Ninety One Cautious Managed Fund 1 Year 3 years 5 years 9.57% 7.97% 7.5%
Balanced/medium Equity Ninety One Opportunity Fund 1 year 3 years 5 years 10.79% 7.84%
7.89%
Asset swop/ offshore exposure Ninety One Global Franchise Feeder Fund 1 year 3 years 5 years
33.5% 19.27% 17.05% Asset allocations are made up to your risk profile.
As a side note there are many ways to support me through allowing me the opportunity to have a
look at your current portfolio. Or even appoint me as your new advisor, not just by means of
investing “new” funds. I would appreciate an opportunity to assist you in your financial affairs
and furthermore build a long lasting relationship with you and your family. Hope to see you soon
on the bowling green, as we just got the green light from Bowls SA.
Thank you
Carl Vermeulen
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Kouga Nomads;
Geen nuus ontvang nie.
Tournaments;
Public Relations/Development:
Nothing happening due to lockdown.
Bowls Tips:
General:
Club Competitions:
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Did You Know?
Wasson Bluff, located in Nova Scotia, Canada, is home to the smallest dinosaur tracks ever
discovered. The tiny prints, scarcely larger than a coin, belonged to a dinosaur species no larger
than a robin.
The Irish Potato Famine of the mid 19th century had such a profound impact on the population
of Ireland (through both deaths and emigration) that even after more than 150 years, the
population has still not recovered its pre-famine level.
Classifieds (Sell/Swop/Giveaway)
Nothing this issue.
Humour:
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet
and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink
this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank
half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
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She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Some years ago Adam ate the first apple. Men never learn!
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put
up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up!'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number
from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this
time."
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for
his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this
time."
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all."
Paddy replied, "No, no, it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice last week."
An advertisement read Mercedes for sale for R100
No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car.
The lady actually sold him a virtually brand new Mercedes, which had done just 12000 kms, for
R100. She handed him the papers and the car keys.
As he was leaving he said “I would die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car is sold so
cheap?”
The lady replied.
“I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where all money received from sale of his
Mercedes would go to his secretary”.
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The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, "Who broke down the
walls of Jericho?" Little Johnny replies, "I dunno, but it wasn't me!"
The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny's lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school
principal and relates the whole incident. The principal replies, "I know Little Johnny as well as
his whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny said that he did not do it,
then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth."
Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional Head of Education and relates the whole
story... After listening he replies: "I can't see why you are making such a big issue out of this;
just get three quotes and fix the damned wall!"
A blind man enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep
voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in
karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to
your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah,
not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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