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Pro-tern academic vicepresident Minus now num The pro-tern administration of the University of Waterloo is digging in for a long interim. On july 1, arts dean Jay Minas be- comes pro-tern academic vice- president for a term of at least a year. Minas was chosen by interim administration president Howard Petch who announced his choice at an arts faculty council meet- ing tuesday. , The appointment was a rushed one_Minas apparently agreed to take the job sunday. By tuesday both the general group and the executive committee of arts council had agreed to a leave of absence from the arts deanship for Minas. Wednesday Minas was gone for a three-week vacation. Minas will be number two in the pro-tern administration, and like Petch, he says he will return to his old position when a new ad- ministration president is found. Speaking to the arts faculty council, Petch complained that the two jobs he now holds- administration president and ac- ademic vicepresident-were both fulltime before Gerry Hagey’s re- tirement. He also complained of having to cope with the responsibil- ities handled by Bill Scott until his premature departure from the pas- ition of provost (and dean of men ). Petch added that his off-campus responsibilities, especially next fall and winter, would require two days a week. He is member of the science council of Canada and fre- quently attends meetings in Ot- tawa. Arts faculty council was told by Petch that a new administration president by September was all but impossible. While the appointment of Minas was sudden, it was no surprise. Some faculty members b&r two have been speaking of Petch’s increasing reliance on Minas for - help in decision-making ever since Petch became interim admin president in january. The about-to-be vacant post of arts dean will be filled by election in the arts faculty. Speculation gives the edge to english prof Ken Ledbetter, who is- currently deputy dean of arts. Where the powef lies - Those interested in the study of power in high places will have some things to watch from the president’s council in the next 12 months. The council is a high-level body advisory to the president and consists of the vicepresidents, deans and university treasurer. Although it is not a legitimate decision-making body (in the sense that it is defined in the un- iversity act), the president’s coun- cil usually considers and ‘approves all university projects, programs and development. This is greatly facilitated by ability of the members to change hats and become the university budgets committee, which they al- so constitute. In September only four of the nine at present on the council will be here. The chairs of the deans will be filled by five new men, one a new dean and four in acting dean capacity. Science’s new dean W.B. Pear- son takes over from Pete Mc- Bryde july 1, the same time as prof Lynn Watt (electrical en- gineering ) becomes acting grad- uate-studies dean for George Cross and arts also gets an acting dean. September 1 will see statistics and chemistry prof William Forbes as acting math dean for David Sprott and them eng prof D.S. Scott taking over for engineering dean Archie Sherbourne for a year. Sherbourne will be on leave at the University of the West In- dies. Sprott and Cross will be on sabbatical. Experience on the council will lie with interim adminis- tration president Howard Petch, acting academic vicepresident Jay Minas, operations vicepres- ident Al Adlington and treasurer Br_uce Gellatly . Arts council OK’s reading wee/c - At a meeting of the arts faculty council tuesday, approval was In other words, the present were 75 percent in favor of the adopted motion. given for a free week for arts three-week exam period will be shortened to two weeks. Reading weeks. as they are students next year. Implementation was delegated known at most universi-ties. have . The motion, presented by to the arts undergraduate affairs been a common request at Wat- Jack Gray, associate arts dean. group. which formulated the erloo for several years. both called for a free week in the original proposal. from serious students and serious seventh week of the winter term. skiers alike. However, the short- without lengthening the term be- Arts students, in a survey ness of the Uniwat academic year. yond may 1 and without shortening conducted by student reps Larry as compared to ( other univer- the number of weeks in school. Caesar and Betty sities has usually beeh cited as Burcher, the block to instituting them here. The final solution o,f the were-to-put-it problem: the sphinx- bullet&g board-sculpture-public washroom bus been purchas- ed by A-l Adlington as a status garage for his volksrvagen. Council approves ous withcfruwal The Federation of Students has dropped out of the Ontario Union of Students, effective immediately. The federation’s student council, meeting may 3, adopted the suggestion of its executive and president, Tom Patterson, and sevevered relations. Although many Ontario campuses have left the Canadian Union of Stu- dents in the past year, Wat- erloo is the first out of OUS. Patterson, an OUS executive last year, blamed the ineffect- iveness of the union for Water- loo’s disenchantment. “OUS doesn’t do much,” he said, “Partly because the provincial base is a weak one. Little is achieved by the provincial lobby because they keep getting put off to the federal government. In turn the federal government claims it’s provincial business. The leadership of OUS was not the problem. “They’ve done all they can,” Patterson said. The council accepted Patt- erson’s claim that the whole question of responsibility for areas of concern to students has to be dealt with by one union, which is neither “national” or “provincial” in character. “Provincial unions lead to provincialism,” he said: Patterson denied that a tight budget passed recently was the reason for the withdrawal. How- ever the question was first raised when Patterson’s new executive was drafting the budget. “There was $3300 for OUS and we started asking just what OUS was accomplishing.” Patterson and his executive are waiting to see what the pro- posed refounding convention of CUS will bring. “Council considered holding a referendum, but decided against it,” he said. “If we have a referendum on a revamped CUS, we may put the OUS question to the students then. Meanwhile we couldn’t hold a vote until October, which would screw up our budget and OUS’s too.” Another dastardly PP&P plot has been uncovered. AU those new trees which Lobban’s lackies dig up one of those nice trees in front of the arts libr*al:l* aIlL/ you see being plunted all over the campus are not really hew trees at all, but reinter it between the physics and chemistry buildings. Where did th(l~q dig are being imported from somewhere else on campus. In a PP&P tree-bee, up those cables they %e burying by the campus center’

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you see being plunted all over the campus are not really hew trees at all, but reinter it between the physics and chemistry buildings. Where did th(l~q dig are being imported from somewhere else on campus. In a PP&P tree-bee, up those cables they %e burying by the campus center’ dastardly PP&P plot has been uncovered. AU those new trees which Lobban’s lackies dig up one of those nice trees in front of the arts libr*al:l*aIlL/ the present were 75 percent in favor of the Another - of

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Pro-tern academic vicepresident

Minus now num The pro-tern administration of

the University of Waterloo is digging in for a long interim. On july 1, arts dean Jay Minas be- comes pro-tern academic vice- president for a term of at least a year.

Minas was chosen by interim administration president Howard Petch who announced his choice at an arts faculty council meet- ing tuesday.

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The appointment was a rushed one_Minas apparently agreed to take the job sunday. By tuesday both the general group and the executive committee of arts council had agreed to a leave of absence from the arts deanship for Minas. Wednesday Minas was gone for a three-week vacation.

Minas will be number two in the pro-tern administration, and like Petch, he says he will return to his old position when a new ad- ministration president is found.

Speaking to the arts faculty council, Petch complained that the two jobs he now holds- administration president and ac- ademic vicepresident-were both fulltime before Gerry Hagey’s re- tirement. He also complained of having to cope with the responsibil- ities handled by Bill Scott until his premature departure from the pas- ition of provost (and dean of men ).

Petch added that his off-campus responsibilities, especially next fall and winter, would require two

days a week. He is member of the science council of Canada and fre- quently attends meetings in Ot- tawa.

Arts faculty council was told by Petch that a new administration president by September was all but impossible.

While the appointment of Minas was sudden, it was no surprise. Some faculty members

b&r two have been speaking of Petch’s increasing reliance on Minas for - help in decision-making ever since Petch became interim admin president in january.

The about-to-be vacant post of arts dean will be filled by election in the arts faculty. Speculation gives the edge to english prof Ken Ledbetter, who is- currently deputy dean of arts.

Where the powef lies - Those interested in the study

of power in high places will have some things to watch from the president’s council in the next 12 months.

The council is a high-level body advisory to the president and consists of the vicepresidents, deans and university treasurer. Although it is not a legitimate decision-making body (in the sense that it is defined in the un- iversity act), the president’s coun- cil usually considers and ‘approves all university projects, programs and development.

This is greatly facilitated by ability of the members to change hats and become the university budgets committee, which they al- so constitute.

In September only four of the nine at present on the council will be here. The chairs of the deans will be filled by five new

men, one a new dean and four in acting dean capacity.

Science’s new dean W.B. Pear- son takes over from Pete Mc- Bryde july 1, the same time as prof Lynn Watt (electrical en- gineering ) becomes acting grad- uate-studies dean for George Cross and arts also gets an acting dean.

September 1 will see statistics and chemistry prof William Forbes as acting math dean for David Sprott and them eng prof D.S. Scott taking over for engineering dean Archie Sherbourne for a year. Sherbourne will be on leave at the University of the West In- dies. Sprott and Cross will be on sabbatical.

Experience on the council will lie with interim adminis- tration president Howard Petch, acting academic vicepresident Jay Minas, operations vicepres- ident Al Adlington and treasurer Br_uce Gellatly .

Arts council OK’s reading wee/c - At a meeting of the arts faculty

council tuesday, approval was In other words, the present were 75 percent in favor of the

adopted motion. given for a free week for arts

three-week exam period will be shortened to two weeks. Reading weeks. as they are

students next year. Implementation was delegated

known at most universi-ties. have .

The motion, presented by to the arts undergraduate affairs been a common request at Wat-

Jack Gray, associate arts dean. group. which formulated the erloo for several years. both

called for a free week in the original proposal. from serious students and serious

seventh week of the winter term. skiers alike. However, the short-

without lengthening the term be- Arts students, in a survey ness of the Uniwat academic year.

yond may 1 and without shortening conducted by student reps Larry as compared to ( other univer-

the number of weeks in school. Caesar and Betty sities has usually beeh cited as

Burcher, the block to instituting them here.

The final solution o,f the were-to-put-it problem: the sphinx- bullet&g board-sculpture-public washroom bus been purchas- ed by A-l Adlington as a status garage for his volksrvagen.

Council approves ous withcfruwal

The Federation of Students has dropped out of the Ontario Union of Students, effective immediately.

The federation’s student council, meeting may 3, adopted the suggestion of its executive and president, Tom Patterson, and sevevered relations. Although many Ontario campuses have left the Canadian Union of Stu- dents in the past year, Wat- erloo is the first out of OUS.

Patterson, an OUS executive last year, blamed the ineffect- iveness of the union for Water- loo’s disenchantment. “OUS doesn’t do much,” he said, “Partly because the provincial base is a weak one. Little is achieved by the provincial lobby because they keep getting put off to the federal government. In turn the federal government claims it’s provincial business. ”

The leadership of OUS was not the problem. “They’ve done all they can,” Patterson said.

The council accepted Patt- erson’s claim that the whole

question of responsibility for areas of concern to students has to be dealt with by one union, which is neither “national” or “provincial” in character. “Provincial unions lead to provincialism,” he said:

Patterson denied that a tight budget passed recently was the reason for the withdrawal. How- ever the question was first raised when Patterson’s new executive was drafting the budget.

“There was $3300 for OUS and we started asking just what OUS was accomplishing.”

Patterson and his executive ’ are waiting to see what the pro- posed refounding convention of CUS will bring. “Council considered holding a referendum, but decided against it,” he said. “If we have a referendum on a revamped CUS, we may put the OUS question to the students then. Meanwhile we couldn’t hold a vote until October, which would screw up our budget and OUS’s too.”

Another dastardly PP&P plot has been uncovered. AU those new trees which Lobban’s lackies dig up one of those nice trees in front of the arts libr*al:l* aIlL/ you see being plunted all over the campus are not really hew trees at all, but reinter it between the physics and chemistry buildings. Where did th(l~q dig are being imported from somewhere else on campus. In a PP&P tree-bee, up those cables they %e burying by the campus center’

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Most co-op students in labor Any unemployment problems Placement this year has been

this summer have been avoided the hardest it has ever been in by the students registered in co- the history of the 12 year program, operative courses. Barber stated.

Of the 1700 students on their work term. all but a handful are He didn’t say anything about employed in Canadian industries the nature of the jobs. and corporations.

In addition to these students, Barber also said starting salar- coordination director Bert Bar- ies for graduate engineers have

ber sees no problems for the 1500 shown an appreciable increase students going out to work this and are now averaging about $663. fall. a month.

j Housing office needs houses Although regular students Anyone willing to sublet an

have been off-campus only a apartment or who is planning to month, requests for fall term hous- give up their place this sep- ing are already pouring in. tember is asked to call the housing

The off-campus housing of- office as soon as possible at 744- fice needs any available apart- 6111, extension 2715 or 2825. The ments or rooms, as placement office is located in the top floor lists.are now being drawn up. of the arts library.

Dances, movies and more dunces The federation’s board of stu- The oldie is W.C. Fields’ classic,

dent activities presents a dance. Never give a sucker an even with the Orange Tangerine to- break. The newie is Fahrenheit night at 9 in food services. Ad- 451 with Julie Christie. Admis- mission for federation members sion is 75a. is $1.

Two full-length movies will Next friday (may 23) another _ be shown in physics 145 wednes- dance at food services will feature

day may 21, an oldie and a newie. Terry and the Pyrates.

Engineers bring pianist on campus The engineers are bringing

some real talent on campus-the faculty engineers, that is.

Two classical concerts have been arranged to entertain dele- gates to the Canadian congress of applied mechanics (CANCAM ). Tickets will also be available to students, staff and faculty at the arts theater boxoffice.

On tuesday, twenty-three-year- old Spanish pianist Rafael Orozco makes his North American debut.

Orozco’s program consists of Mozart’s Sonata in A minor, Schuman’s Toccata and Scenes from childhood (opus 15), Proko- fiev’s Sonata no. 3 in A minor and

Chopin’s Twelve. studies (opus 70).

On Wednesday, the Orford String Quartet performs. They will ap- pear at the Stratford festival later this season.

On their Wednesday program are Haydn’s Quartet D minor (opus 76, no. 21, Ravel’s Quartet F major and Smetana’s Quartet (from my life).

Both concerts are in the arts theater and the CANCAM spon- sors are budgetng for a loss even with a full house.

These programs do not deserve the sparse audiences much of the past season’s creative-arts prog- rams received.

Interaction tiourse by counselling Again this term counselling ser- ity. participants will be divided

vices is organizing a series of in- into small groups of between six tensive experiments in group inter- and ten people each. Meetings action. will be weekly for periods of up to

Designed for any student who two hours. \ wishes to improve his under- standing of others and develop ’ Interested students should con- both insight and emotional matur- tact counselling services.

Married students to get residence If you are a married student, sion to build the residence, as

and are tired of walking to the wo- they are paying 90 percent of the men’s residence to see your wife, $6.500,000 building costs. don’t despair. Help is on the way in the form of a residence for all Waterloo students cohabitating the legal way.

The first 300 units will hope- fully be completed in the fall of 1970.

The 600-unit complex has been The complex, to be located on given approval by the university Bauer field ( between Seagram board of governors. and now drive and University ave ), will must only pass the federal gov- consist of one- and two-bedroom ernment to become a reality. The apartments. Rent should be about government. must give its permis- $120 and $140 a month respectively.

NOTICE OF BYELECTION ” Federation of Students 1

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New federation executive Federation President Tom Pat-

terson has experienced people behind him in his newly-chosen executive. ,

The new student council execu- tive chosen at the council meet- ing of april 26 is as follows : vice president, Tom Berry, math 3; treasurer, Brian Cere, econo- mics 2; creative arts, Bob Sin- asac, arts 3; external relations, Larry Caesar, history 3; board of education, Dave Cubberly, poli- sci 3; board of publications, Geoff Roulet, grad math; board of stu- dent activities, Louis Silcox; com- munications, Barry Fillimore, mech eng 3b; speaker, Dave Young, grad-poli-sci.

Three of the chairmen held their executive positions in John Bergsma’s executive.

Louis Silcox, a non-voting council member, was BSA chairman under Bergsma.

Fillimore, eng rep and Sinisac, arts rep, have both been returned to their executive posts.

Board of education chairman Dave Cubberly has been on four councils since february 68, but holds his first executive posi- tion.

Geoff Roulet, a former science rep is back on council as pubs chairman and is a non-voting member of council. He was pubs chairman under Brian Iler until Iler’s defeat in last november’s ‘bye-electibn.

Another experienced member is speaker Dave Young who has held two executive positions on

past councils as well as being a past vice-president of the Cana- dian Union of Students. He is pre- sently on the CUS national coun- cil.

New to the exec board is vice- president Tom Berry who was ac- claimed math rep in the febru- ary elections. Berry is a past- president of the math society.

Council treasurer Brian Cere, a non-voting member of council has had some experience in work- ing for the arts society.

Board of external relations chairman Larry Caesar is another new executive member el- ected as an arts rep in february. Caesar has been active in arts faculty council and the under- graduate affairs commission of the history department.

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Phone 742-1404 Kitchtntr Ontario

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Nominations for representatives to students’ council from stud- y ents in the faculties of engineering and mathematics (coop only) open Wednesday 21 may and close Wednesday 28 may at 5 pm; The seats to be filled are:

engineering - 3 seats; co-op math - 1 seat The election will be held Wednesday 11 june. Nominations forms are available in the federation office (cam- hatashita pus center) from Helga Petz, and should be returned to that POSTERSHOP

WATERLOO SQUARE A rubrcripfion fee included in their annual rtudent fees w&t/es U of W students to receive the Chevron by mail durino off-campus twmr . Non-students: $8 annually, $3 a term. .

2 14 the Chevron Send oddrosa changer promptly to: rho Chovron, Unhwsity of Watorko, Waterloo, Ontario.

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Flowery phrases abou.nded, but Whether the university should little -was decided at the inaug- take a stand on the important is- ural meeting of the university sues of the day is a decision one act committee tuesday. person or group cannot make, he

The committee is attempting to continued. Some sort of collective revise the university, constitution opinion must. be obtained. Also in preparation \for the, switch to ‘the university must be a “deveI- single-tier government.

In his opening remarks, com- oping thing that can change over the vears” Patterson concluded.

mittee chairmanTed Batke referr- . ed to the university as the-institu-

The questioning of the role of

tion which represents the highest the university soon gave way to a

in scholarship, research, and discussion of the role of the presi-

teaching. The university, he said dent of the university in the context

“serves human mind in its high- of a new form of government.

est ideals.” On this score,- two ideas were In attempting to define the role batted around.

of the university in our society, mech eng prof Thomas Brzus-

The first, put forth by chancellor

towski. Faculty Association rep. ,’ Ira -Needles, was that a govern-

felt it was important that mem- ing body cannot be responsible for

bers of the university communi- day-to-day problems. It would be

ties exhibit freedom of expression. up to the president as “chief ex-

He was unsure however,, if in ecutive” to take this responsibility.

this day and age the university The second view was that pro- as an institution should have this posed by Craig Davidson, rep- same right. resenting the board of governors.

There is a danger, according to He felt a president would have a federation president Tom Patter- position analagous to the job of a son that outside powers may use prime minister in a parliamentary the university. The question exists situation. as to how best maintain the quest for knowledge without these pow-

In this case the president would be responsible to‘ all elements in

ers extinguishing the university the university with all decisions from without. filtered through committees.

Mcantech the ideal ti7an The search and nominating com-

mittee for the selection of a candi- date for president of the university of Waterloo held its second meet- ing may 9, considered names of

‘some potential people and talked about the ideal man.

Retired president G&y’ Hagey - was a special guest and he and

interim president Howard Petch .presented their ideas on the ideal president.

’ .Hagey said there are ten per- s‘onal characteristics the president should possess. These traits- which sound somewhat like those found in a boy scout manual-are: a sense of responsibility. fair- mindedness, a positive outlook, practicality, patience, considera- tion. persuasiveness. and under- standing of the universitv situa- tion in Canada and maybe in On-

_ tario, and the ability to accept and cope with Waterloo’s adventur- ous spirit.“

Petch felt - that courage should *be added to the list. Also he said a “sense of balance” is essential in a‘ president who faces hard de- ci$i,ons.‘dajly and has to live with them. He added that the president must sense the need for student and faculty participation.

Hagey and Petch agreed that the new president should be “academ- icalIg acceptable”. with admin- istrative experience equivalent to that of a dean.

In other business. student rep- resentation was increased to four with the addition of Bob Sinasac.

All discussion of names of can- didates will be confidentia1 but other aspects of the committee’s meetings are open to all.

The humanities building nears completion. Scheduled for September, it will probably be i’n use by the new year and,

the offCal, opening will be next summer. I _ 7. . . : I . -: L ., =_ _ ‘. . ; Y < / .b. .- j_ _ ~,‘.. ,

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Beauty is ,what you make of it. The campus center was made beautiful this week by* the addition of multi-colored posters for sale to the hordes. It is obvious however, that too many people in the. beautifying mood can get in their own, and each others way.

Students set up summer camp The job shortage this summer

may no longer be a problem for ten Waterloo students.

Along with others who will be helping out in their spare time, they are planning to establish an overnight summer camp on the north campus for public school children. ’ $ Fund-raising appears to be the ,main obstacle to the camp. Ap- proximately $15,000 is required to operate the camp for a nine- week period this summer, based on a minimum of 50 campers.

Assuming the money can be found, the group is proceeding with plans for the cam-p itself.

Situated on the undeveloped 750- acre north campus of the univer- sity, containing a man made 250- acre lake, Camp Columbia will operate for eight weeks during july and august. It will have a minimum capacity of 50 public- school-age campers, during each of the four two-week periods. Ad- ditional capacity will depend upon the success of the fund-raising campaign.

Accommodation will be provid- ed in tents for both/campers and staff with an overall ratio of one staff member for each five dam- pers. A program committee, con- sisting of u,nivkrsity students with a broad range of. camping experience, is already planning activities for the camp and is ‘en- listing the assistance of many specialists in various areas, from both the university and the sur- rounding community .

Full co-operation has been guar- anteed the camp by, the university in providing the site, supplying the camp with food, making its fac- ilities available and providing special resource people.

The organizers are hoping to develope a spirit of community among the campers by de-emhhasi- zing competition and emphasizing the value of co-operation. by in- volving the campers as much as possible in the day-to-day deci- sions at the camp; and minimizing the ’ use of, disciplines and overt authoritvin favor of group ii‘iscus- 1 sion of any problems which arise.

With.the failure of the economic situation to,’ provide meaningful summerjobs for many university ~, I

students, : there will be no diff- iculty recruiting competent,. ex- perienced staff for the camp.

Based on the projected ‘mini- mum of 50 campers. three or four students will, be employed during may and june, handling the myriad of details which make for a successful camp and’ doing in- tensive fund-raising in the twin cities.

,, Ten students will work full time at the camp during july and august, as counsellors, swimming instruc- tors and supervisors, craft and field trip supervisors and business agents, and organizing food-serv- ing and maintenance.

Rick Paige and Ross Taylor were appointed at a recent meet-

ing to select personnel for the camp.‘-’

One of the initiators, Brian Iler. said. “Besides the usual summer camp program. we hope to attract faculty members such as biologists. historians and anthropolgists. whose specialties or hobbies might be of interest to the campers: The resources now lying dormant at the university each summer pre- sent all sorts of fantastic opportun- ities for the camp. ”

The group would prefer child- ren who otherwise would not have a chance to go to camp. :

The project is aimed at putting some reality into the rhetoric a- bout the university being a com- munity resource. I

Free uds net few iobs The Record had allowed the The student action ads in the

Kitchener-Waterloo Record have been of little assistance to stud- ents seeking summer jobs. +

Interviews early this week with students who had placed ads indi- cated little favor with the results. In the majority of cases where students had been able to get jobs it was as a result of their own in- itiative. A few students had ac- cepted jobs as a result of the ads.

A reply typical pf many was from a third-year geography stu- dent: “The calls which came were for construction work or book- selling. I applied in Galt for field work in geography but the budget had been reduced and I was re- fused. ” His final ‘comment, like many, was b*I’ll probably be able to return to university in the fall. but I got my job due to an inside contact at the place.”

Many of the girls contacted mentioned a phone call from a COS-

metic company as well as a few calls for babysitting jobs, Both these offers were usually refus- ed.

Thus many students had re- ceived calls, some as many as ten. but the positions offered were mainly unacceptable. , . . * .,

ads to run for three days without cost. A representative of the paper has said “I expect the service to end by mid-may.” Contrary to an article ‘in the Record student services in the area are not ‘in demand’, ‘-

The papers action to assist the iY students with free ads is a posi- - tive measure. However any ben- eficial results seem remote at this time.

oh horrofs! a byelection ! .

There will be an election wed- nesday. june 11 to choose. four representatives to student council. The spring term engineers will fill three seats. and the co-op math students will fill one.

Next wednesdav may 21. the ‘\ nominations will’ open for one week, and the exciting campaign speeches. election promises, and _ baby-kissing will follow.

Nomination forms are available from Helga Petz in the federation office. ._ .

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&day, may 16, 1969 (10.2) 15. 3

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ES BO.ARD EXPENSES INCOME

11,300’ 11,400 24,000 24,400 28,000 28,4’OO 30,000 30,300 10,000 10,000

’ 10,000 10,300 1,500

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ADMINISTRATIVE,& GENERAL r . ,’ 8 :‘:- _, STUDENT-ACTiV STUDENT GOVERNMENT ‘_ . L. ~ , . _ .* .

* Summer meetings and travel 600 Summer weekend 1969 Entertainment 200 Homecoming 1969 Executive travel .: 400 Winter weekend 1970 Elections, referenda, , ^_

general meetings 600 Orientation 1969 ,_ Grad ball 1970

ADM-INISTRATCVE 1 - Auxill,iary concerts and dances Remodelling Stationery & off ice supp\ies Xerox & telegraph ’

c Telephone & telegraph, Postage Capital equipment _ I nsu fance Repairs & maintenance Pfof essional fees & expenses Off ice salaries

TOTAL .

; ,000 4,500

/ 1 ,000 ’ 1,800 2,400

500 200 100

1,500 33,400 l

library

48,200

Entertainment co-ordinator Subscriptions, memberships, COMMITTEES

Clubs and organizations Record selection

SUBSI DIES Flying club ’ Houseof debates

BOARD EXPENSES A--.--l -A. .--r:-:...,

.1969-70 1968-69 INCOME * budget percent .budget percenr

(x 1000) (x 1000) Academic fees

. Regular tuition 4,693 17.38 - 4,191 17.59 Extension - 110 .41 110 .46 Marketing 125 ’ .46 125 -.53 Miscellaneous fees 55 .20 50 .21 L

TOTAL academic fees 4,983 18.45 4,476 18.79 , Grants

Provincial unit grant 2 1,689 80:;; 18,927 79.46 Provincial restricted ’ 13 ’ 22 .I0 N .R .C. grant - computer 127 .47 127 <.53 Counselling Foundation grant 10 .03 23 JO Other ----- I-c.- 32 :I,3

TOTAL grants 21,839 80.88 19,134 80.33 0 ther

Miscel Igneous /

120 .45 155 . .65 - Parking fees 60 .22 55 23

TOTAL other 180 ..67 210 .88 TOTAL ordinary operating

income 27,002 100.00 23,820 100.00 *’

Assisted research 4,500 3,600

Ancillary enterprises 4,907 3,333

TOTAL INCOME ’ 36,409 30,753 f

1969-70 .196849 EXPENSES f~~flq& percent budget percent

X . (x1000) / . Faculties and schools

,Architecture _ 200 . : 110 .48 Arts 3,829 16.62 Engineering

;,;g 4 ’ ,20.48 3

’ Mathematics J 3:164 ‘I 4,717 2,599 11.28

I Physed and recreation’ 549 3,213 5

297 1.29 ~ Science 2,993 12.99

TOTAL fac&i; and 16,610 62.80 14,545 . 63.14

0 ther Academic development fund. 270 -1.02 236 ’ - 1 :oo . ,r Scholarships.

39 .I5 120 22

. TOTAL other 309 1.17 350 1.52

Academic-service departments Library (operating) - 1,131 4.28 895 3.88 Audio-visual center 223 .84 - 194 .84

, Extension I,10 ._ I-42 ’ Marketing 12<5 _ -3 14.7~ Computing center 783 2.96 Computing center - data proc. 256 .97 Graduate studies 74 . .28 Registrar 401 I,52 Coordination 675 2.55 Academic vicepresid&nt 102 .39 Perision and #‘&p insurance .a. 189 cS ’ ,.7 I Salary increase allowance. 227 .86

TOTAL academic-services .4,296 16.24

Administrative ’ Business office .__ 374’ 1.41

Central stores 112‘ 42 -Internal audit 39 *15 Off ice set-v ices 323 1.22

- Personnel 166 .63 President 138 , 52 Purchasing 142 .54 Pension and group insurance 69 .26 Salary increase allowance 114 .43

TOTAL administrative 1,477 5.58 Ph ysica t-plan t and planning 2,695 10.19

Security 196 .74 Safety 21, .08

Student affairs Provost 40 .15 Campus center 21 38 Dean of women 17 .06 Counselling services 110 A2 Creative-arts(off ice, personnel) 7; 28 Health, services- .03

, Salary increase allowance ’ 14’ .05 TOTAL student affairs 4 300 1.13

General General expenses 112 .42 Information services 97 .37 Miscellaneous -135 .51 Temporary accommodation 90 .34 Renovations 40 .I5 Faculty club 20 .08 Phys-ed furnishings -.----- ,~.....C

TOTAL general 494 1.87 Major repairs 50 .I9 Debt writ&off .~ - ..----- s .---.-

TOTAL ordinary operating expenses 26,448 100,. 00

Assisted research 4,500 Ancillary enterprises

Athlet its 221 Bookstore 880 Lettershop 320 Food-services - 500 Health-services 63 Residence - Village 2,868

- Minota Hagey 55 TOTAL ancillary enter-

pyises 4,907

TOTAL EXPENSES 35,855 Unallocated and cpn tingenc y 554 FINAL TOTAL 36,409

. T.15. - l 50 s 150 I 3 .65

774. 3.36 251 I,09

65 .28 360 ’ 1.56 . 537 2.33

80 c .35 163 ” t-.71:

’ *c----- . . . ..C 3,583 15.55

294 1.28 95 .4l

: . ’ 29 .I3 ’ 264 1.15

141 .61 142 .62 , 133 .58

58 ‘25 ------. -.I----

1,156 5.03

’ 2,281 9.90 178 .77

7 .03

51 .22 _ 16 .07 16 .07 97 t .42 69 .30 14 .06

- - - - - - I - - - - - -

277 1.20

110 48 72 .37

131 .57 87 33 84 36

-L-m- .------ 25 .I1

509 2.21

50 1 .22

100, . I .43

23,036 100.00 -

. 3,600

208 800 290 430

62 1,500 <

43

3,333 29,969

784 30,753

.4,500 500 ,

1,500 .500

200 1,000

REVENUE 300 Chairman’s salary 200

MISCELLANEOUS 123,329 114,800 Subsidy 8,529 Subsidy

- EDUCATION.BCARD

47,900 CREATIVE-ARTS BOARD _

PLAYS I 2,000 School for Wives 2,465 579

- 509 . The Lady’s Not for Burning 1,875 ’ 570 r ’ - -. :__ a .-

Anticalendars, course critiques and other club and society projects

Advert ising . . Special literature purchases 1,000 MUSIC Board research ‘.200 Barrow poets 2,220 475 Quality of. research, research directory, , Shamin Ahmed (sitarist) 1,080 475

1,000 Y0UN.G ARTIST SERIES ’ pay survey I High qchootprojects 1,000 / ‘Vab.. 3hv Str ina Quartet 475 100 . -- , --. . ..- ---. -)-- . . I ‘I Bbafti+pu^blicatibns 1 Tsutsumi (cellist) 9% 100 Social relations seminar series ’

’ 1,000 600 LECTURERS’

English in action 1 100 Wm, Lederer 1,310 200 Speakers 2,000 P, Jewe.,tt 360 200 ’ I e.1 _ *r .CM tin O,....” I 2rn Ann CJW

7l-m’ . I V I . ourIn

Staniev Kaiff man -tuu 200 - - - w-v

c.4 I O , , lllclll ia . T ” I ” I , - - - . - . - , . - - - . . . . . - . . . , ‘-

’ ‘

_ ,Research G_ : . 2,500 cAri+;yrPl I *nitaarcit\l’nMiPPt _ . 7nno -,,---

14,600 Dance workshop Betty Jones

&RT - 1 .

L EXTERNALiRELATlONS BOARD \ CQN~FEREI -~ -

--- _.-. - -a VCES AND SE.MINAIQ ; ?- --1 ---~,.-‘--,. ,* 1 .ooo CUS natfonaf CO~I~~:F~II~;C; 1 Mn I ,wu madriaal -.--- Y 1,225 . -- ~’ r-

&YlS national.seminaf , 1 .ooo ‘DRAMA / . . . . . QPn ‘ --- ~: -;.- .- -

ous ’ CUSO conference

. ‘,. 1 WUSC national assembly .

WUSC international conference. Speciat conference tind seminars

SPEAKERS

/ ‘900 200 600 700

3,000 C.

St. Aethelwold’s Fall production Winter production CUOL entry Noontime Subtotal . .I

.

vuu 1,000

. 1,000 200 200

3,150

1,860 1,860 150 ’ 50

1,000 760

fees and honoraria POLITiCAL AFFAIRS C0MMiSSiON

National programs support & Inter- ’ national solidarity fund

Political ofganizations committee DOMESTIC AFFAIRS COMMISSION

1,000 I- I Llvl Society series Folk song

1,000 Summer theatre 1 ;ooo DANCE -0. .-.A

‘- ,- Programs andcommunity action projects Indian community action projects

400 500

MUSIC; Concerts & bands Student recital. Conference Chairman’s salary Brochure for board j Weekly events calendar

I Calendar in Chevron ,FINALTOTALS ; 1 Subsidy ,a.”

PUB LICATJONS

Labour committee 200 Canadian native people’s scholarship _ 200 Summer camp 2,000

- INFORMATl.ON SERVICES AND REPRE- , ‘. SENTATION COMMISSION -. :- i ;. _. . 1

A&er.tisinq 500 % 100 -. ‘4,

50 2,600- -- Chevron

2,300 600 250 200

1,300 ‘ 400

: 900 39,825 23;635

BOARD, .‘I*

< 3 16,790;

Foreign student program INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS COMMISSION

CUSO j CIASP

Crossroads Africa Board travel and expenses pool

” Chairman’s salary Subsidy

1,000

75 500 850 400 200

19,975

97,700 48 .OOO CUP conference 1,500 Liontayles 1,5OO t ‘510, Compendium 21,150 Board advertising

21 ,;g

Handbook ’ -‘2,2oO .’ - .‘i,200 Directory 7,500 3,500 Desk blotter Chairman’s salary

; ~1,000 ‘, 200

?,OOO

Photo capital 800, . 133,750 75,850

2#ooo- Subsidy 57,900 ,

Sui-ieys y j , p Librarv

Research and study

Posters Chevron ads

Councillofs’ communications Information booklet I External communication Development Ch,airman’s salary

3:: 500 100 250 500 200

CHEVRON Printing CUP membership Distribution Mailing Telecommunications tolls Telex

64,500

COMMUNICATIONS Council news \ Publicitv:

3 Subsidy 3,900

1,050 500

, 12,500 600 550 800

1,900 2,000

600 3,900

450 b 500

2,700 2,700

300 2,000 /

150 97 -700 48;OO0

49,700

RADIO WATERLOO Station manager

Telephone

Record I ibrary Equipment maintenance , Equipment replacement Broadcast line charges Part-time technical assistance Of,f ice & clerical Subsidy

3,900 1,000 1,200

500 1,300 2,000

300 10,200

Conference attendance Travel and expenses Research and Ii brary Editor’s salary Bound volumes Staff salaries Summer research Off -term employment Capital supplies . Photo supplies M iscall’aneous supplies

.

note: POSTOFFICE and CAMPUS S +budgetted to break even, I

,HOP are Revenue after commissions Subsidy

COUNSELLING SERVICES is sponsoring CONTACT GROUPS fat’ students on campus, during the

of 6 to 10 people,1 meeting weekly for 1% to 2 hours. The purpose of the group experi-

‘ence is to provide an opportunity to students to explore for them- selves the following: -to get to know themselves and others better

to develop their social skills in

- to express themselves more fully and more openly. Students interested in joining the

-CONTACT GROUPS should get in touch with COUNSELLING SERVICES as soon as possible as ‘there will be limited participation. COUNSELLING SERVICES is &ated in the math build,ing, floor 6, Call 7446111, local 2655

& DANCE IN THE

. The TrutoHes ENTERTAINING IN TtiE PUB t

. THIS-WEEKEND

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-- tfiw to bid aid /nuke ~11 slum by Wayne Smith Chevron staff

South dealt, both vulnerable. North S qJ.8.6.4.3 H 10.5.4 D A.19.6 (I 5.4

x \\.cs t East s2 s 9.7 H K.Q.J.9 H 8.7X.3.2 1) K.8.5 D 5.4.3 (’ 10.9.7.6.2 C Q.J

South S A.K.Q.lO.5 HA D Q.9.2 c A.K.8.3

strong enough to make a game without help from partner’s hand. Today, however,- the re- quirements for this bid are less and the above hand is typical of the type of hand needed to open a forcing two bid.

The opening bid gives north a problem. His hand is too strong to bid 3S, and 4S asks partner to pass. The 3D bid is a temporiz- ing bid, to allow him to see what south will bid. North’s bid of 5S, after three suits have been bid. asks south to bid the slam if he has a .control in the fourth suit. On this hand, south does have the heart suit controlled, and bids KS.

s 1v N 11: 2s P SD P 4(: I’ 5s P 6s P P P

Opening lead--K of hearts. ‘l’he original use of a game forc-

ing two bids was to show a hand

At the /oca/ cinema

The slam depends on the way the declarer plays the diamond suit. After drawing trumps, most ’ declarers will lead a diamond to the A and then lead a small one from dummy. When .east plays lw the declarer will have to guess whether to play the Q or the 9.

The declarer does not have to make this guess if he plays the diamond suit the correct way. Declarer should lead the Q .of diamonds from his hand and if west covers, declarer will lose only one diamond trick. If the Q loses to the K. the declarer wins the re- turn, and leads a diamond to the 10 dummy.

This method of play wins 75 percent of the time. but declarer can only guess correct& about 50 percent of the time.

Due to a printer’s error, East’s hand in last weeks column was incorrect. The correct hand is:

s x.x HA D x,x C K,Q.J,lO.x.x,x,x.x

Due to popular demand. the Un- iwat bridge club will start to oper- ate next week. It will continue as long as we have enough people. First session will be next tuesdav. may 20 in SS lounge. at 7 pm sharp.

Wdy human despite Hollywood Lr by Bob Verdun

Chevron staff Flowers for Algernon is a great

book. It is fascinating and fright- ening at the same time.

Char/y. the movie based on the book. overcomes it’s built-in Hollywood dra whacks to present some verv important human val- ues.

Cliff Robertson steps out of his suave. rough all-american body long enough to present a very

tively and out-of-place, and slow motion cavorting in the love-plot that is effective but too short.

Otherwise. it is a film that won a major academy award and is still worth seeing.

Charly, who perseveres through nightschool and bears the brunt of endless slapstick jokes from the boys at work, is befriended by his nightschool teacher. She takes him to a psychology clinic for testing and Charly becomes

vails on the psychologists and Charly becomes the first human to undergo the operation.

The rest of the movie is a study of human values-of the mean- ing of love, the disaster of re- search for research’s sake, and the state of the world.

As someone who is able to “see” the world for the first time, Charlg offers a startling perspec- tive of the things we have allow- ed to happen. He shows us all that

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believable moron-who sincere- a candidate for a new brain op- the slow pace of good social Iv wants to be smart. And Hollv- eration that has only been tried change hasn’t kept up with the wood manages to make a decent on mice. bad. 5 social comment. Algernon, one of the smart mice. Charly also reminded US that

Technically the movie is dis- races Charly in a series of tests in no one laughs at a blind man, but ,I- appointing-split-screen techniques mazes. And Algernon always morons are fair game in our

used very briefly, very ineffec- wins. Charly’s schoolteacher pre- competitive society-our rules c only cover the obviously handi-

r Indeed ’ capped.

by Maudie -’ i

Well, it was really nice to see a few people using the new non- explosive bonfire pedestal down near Laurel Lake during our typically brief summer. PPandP is also, providing wood which is kept dry in a home better than most people in this world have.

lungs and throat, fatal to match mites and above all hard on the Zippo people.

The pedestal has been a long time coming. Back on 24 august, 1964. a memo was sent to Bill Lob- ban suggesting such an erection, in approximately the same area. The reply, dated seven days la- ter. agreed that it was a good idea. This would also be in sympathy with the balmy clime suggested for Waterloo by the PPandP’s pur: suance of pastoral settings.

And I would like to remind’ PP andP that students are very likely to sympathize with ‘jani- tors, with their wierd hours and poor pay (about 25’ ; lower than their brothers at Conestoga Col- lege. ) This is probably due to the weak. ineffective. perhaps detrimental union, CUPE.

b

Xnywav, the reply stated that part of the Village development (which was then almost ready) included in the now treeless, wildlifeless moors. provisions for several outdoor activi- ties. including cook-outs, drama and music, and that the writer had concluded this would be a better place for such a pedestal. And he added that there was no reason that such installations could not be included.

Almost five years later. we have possibly a safe prototype of a simple, concrete slab. with hopefully no air bubbles. How much did it cost? I don’t know. but I hope it’s used.

Perhaps we could use it as a gathering place for the whole com- munity. then all the potheads wouldn’t have to keep lighting matches.

Lighting matches is said to be addictive, harmful to the

Janitors have difficulty getting overtime. and aren’t likely to gripe when the extra needed money is at stake.

And then the muck-and-mow boys are pretty underpaid too. Two bucks an hour is underpaid for the guys who brave snow and sunburn to be the pawns in giant game of musical trees. In case you haven’t heard of musical trees. it is a refinement of the old PPandP time--killer of musical parking lots.

The pat on the back this week also goes to PPandP for the new inter-squad games now being played on the bible belt. One team is called the- Gophers. They dig all kinds _ of groovv holes. Soon it is the Hedgehogs turn, and they come out and stick , live sticks in the ground. The- score is determined by the’num- ber of students who fall into ‘the holes ,! two points for a broken leg). versus the number who run <into the new trees (two points for a bloody nose. three for a broken one ).

We are being exploited by the barons of professional sport. The least we should get is bush-league salaries.

2ND HIT Stephen Boyd “Fantastic Voyage”

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I F MEMBERS ‘of the personnel depart- ment are actually hiring secretarial and clerical staff at the level of intelli- gence indicated by their recently-distrib-

uted secretary’s manual, then it is time to take a long, hard look at the competency of that de- partment.

If, however, the secretaries being hired are not utterly lacking in common sense. then it is quite obvious the personnel staff requires signifi- cantly more experience and training in recogniz- ing the areas which such a manual should cover.

- ~~~ Carbon-paper comes in one hun- dred sheets a box, divided into four equal packets of twenty-five.

It does not list abbreviations or commonly mis- spelled words. Neither does it deal with gram- mar nor the correct procedure for word division. It does not inform the inexperienced and un- trained secretary of the rules of punctuation.

It does, however, advise that “carbon-paper comes in one hundred sheets a box, divided into four equal packets of twenty-five. “-essential information if the secretary is paranoic about being screwed by the carbon-paper people.

The introduction is written either by or for a child who has not progressed beyond public school. (“If you are a newcomer you are bound to have many questions. This handbook will ans- wer many of them. Anytime you do not find the answer here, do not hesitate to ask your supervisor or contact the personnel department.” )

It concludes with, “If you have any suggestions - regarding information which might be included

in our next printing. please send such informa- tion to the personnel department.” Could this possibly mean they intend to do it again?

Part one is entitled You and Your Job, and con- tains, among other equally groovy bits of informa-

- tion. sections on Poise and Grooming. Filing for Future Use. and You and Your Typewriter-the last of which suggests some sort of unnatural relationship.

The introduction to part one reiterates that “we do hope to be of some- help to you as you learn your job. and the information which vou will find here will answer many of your questions. Any- time you do not find the answer. do not hesitate to ask your supervisor, or other staff members. All are happy to help.”

At this point one must concede the manual did indeed provide assistance-a warning to all newly-appointed secretaries to avoid the per- sonnel department. since obviously the belief is that secretaries are idiots.

The first section of You and Your Job contains two pages of information concerning universitv buildings which has been taken verbatim from the university calendar. along with a campus map which also appears in the calendar.

If you are a newcomer you are bound to have many questions. This handbook will answer many of them.

This is followed by a page headed Organization Chart for the University of Waterloo, and which contains the following message. “Now being re- vised. To be forwarded as soon as possible.

Page 7, “on working at the university,” offers little other than cliches (“Think of yourself as a member of a team. ” ), untidy syntax and the inevit- able paternalistic writing style.

The following section-all four pages of it- ON “poise and grooming” will appear suspicious- ly familiar to any girl who has attended home eco- nomics classes in highschool.

It is also evident the editor did not adhere to the advice she gave on the previous page-to carefully proofread a letter for mistakes-since a glaring spelling error appears.

It is in this portion of the manual the secre- tary is advised-provided she has had the stam- ina to read this far-to “shop for better clothes- ones that are made from good materials”, and to “invest more money in the accessories that get the most wear-shoes and handbags.” The editor neglected to take into consideration the fact that the average Uniwat secretary is underpaid.

In addition to offering suggestions on how to spend our salaries, this little gem also tells us how to spend our spare time. “Each evening, check the clothes you have worn. Note any repairs that must be made; if they can’t be made immedi- ately, set the garment aside for later attention,” and what type of iron to purchase. “With a good steam iron, you can give woollens a professional- looking pressing. ”

Wash foundation garments and rinse out stockings after each wearing. in gentle suds and warm, not hot, water.

The virtues of coin-operated dry-cleaning machines are extolled: directions are given for washing girdles, brassieres and stockings: we are told to dutifully remove hair from underarms and legs and to occasionally change our deodorant brand.

But, by god. we aren’t told not to split infinitives! The editor presumes to be knowledgeable in

the opinions of others-“Remember. the most ap- pealing faces are those that have a fresh. natural look. Cosmetics should be used to achieve this look, not to destroy it.“-and all in the inevitable. paternalistic writing style.

Under Poise and Grooming is a page and a half dedicated to “Your personal image.” In this sub- section. we are encouraged to be empathetic

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although “It is true that you cannot put your per- sonality aside and take on another, any more than you can jump out of your skin,” and to learn to like the girl who has ‘a ‘cold, abrupt manner”. Presumably this will increase our typing speed and efficiency.

A bath or shower should be a natural part of everyone’s daily routine.

1

The poise and grooming section concludes with, “It is necessary that you understand your im- portance and that you carry out the responsibili- ties assigned to .you to the best of your ability, striving for a greater sense of awareness and sen- sitivity to the needs of those whom you serve.”

In other words, kiddies, do as the boss tells you and keep your mouth shut. And above all, don’t think for yourself.

We now progress to Interoffice Correspond- ence.

“Interoffice communications at the University of Waterloo are commonly known as ‘memor- anda’ or ‘memos’.” This is followed by detailed descriptions which seem to comply with the know- ledge we attained during our initial commercial training in highschool (“Carbon copies are made on onion skin paper. ” ) .

Very explicit instructions are detailed with respect to the handling of interoffice envelopes “Staple or turn in the flap to close.” Surprisingly. we are not told to grasp the stapler firmly in our right hand (or left, whichever feels the most natur- al). hold directly over the area to which we wish the staple to be fastened. grasp firmly until sta- ple is released from stapler. release pressure, and return stapler to original position.

The personnel department leaves nothing to chance. Transmittal slips (those little green slips with spaces to fill in “to”. “from” and “please pass on to”) are explained thoroughly. complete with a reproduced sample and a notation that they are to be stapled to the enclosure.

It is at this point one expects the following para- graphs to deal with advice on how to use the wash- room facilities-insert 5-cent piece in appropriate slot, turn handle with right hand. remove pack- age from machine. open package by tearing card- board end flap. . . .

The inevitable writing style is maintained in the Outgoing Correspondence information.

.

Carbon copies are made on onion skin paper.

We are even given the brand name of the pap- er ( “the stationery is Weldonmere bond” ), we are again informed that onion skin paper is used for producing carbon-copies (in the event we missed

a sidl

glans

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ce’ntr

it the first time), and tl the copy is our “record ed, reported. answered- file until you are cert needed. ’ ’

But we still aren’t givs our shorthand speed.

“When a letter involl partments, make suffix for all concerned.” Woe five really need to be ,c>lc

And again we find would tend to prove our ( require manuals contaj how to improve secre how to recognize the uni ored crest in the right 51;

Initially, -this manual treme amusement. Horn by more sobering thoug of time and funds expe age? (it is dated january 8) * and more importa saiaqq ’

One must certainly competence of a person ual for an adult, would as “if the enclosure is you might staple the ( fold the sheets, tuck thr sert in the envelope.

PPandP: 0 It is very unnei in writing. To tell shit.

It is a lot of wz time and effort.

All the secretari The money spc

been used to give after two years’ en

Federation ( 0 Ha ha ha ha ha. 0 The majority o ine and insipid.

I think it is ur ment to set dowr procedure, to sa! putting out this bc

Certainly I am authors’ intelligen

I insist you use

Arts dean’6 0’ I do not apprc

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The Meetings and Minutes section contains not only detailed instructions on the style used in

And we still haven’t been told to avoid dangling participles.

Making Travel Arrangements is a four-page es- say (including, of course, a sample travel itiner- ary) on planning a trip for your employer-the plane-train-bus type.

Also contained are some excellent examples of poorly-constructed sentences and, again, the grade-school level of composition (“Your employer will need to keep track of his expenses”. . .“he will need to keep track of the number of miles travelled’ ’ ).

policies and procedures manual retained in every% department. And much of the remaining informa- tion is contained in existirig internal university publications. * * *

typing notices of meetings, agenda and minutes and sample copies, but also another spelling error, as well as the use of a singular subject with a plural verb, and incorrect punctuation. Part 3 provides a form for a detailed Job des-

cription with advice on the manner in which it is to be completed. for use if it becomes neces- sary to replace the secretary suddenly. And here you are advised to include such personal matters as how your employer likes his coffee and if fetch- ing sandwiches or cigarettes for him is neces- sary.

Interoffice communic8tions gt the university of Waterloo are commonly known as ‘memoranda’

evvays or ‘memos’.

;e at the

Some of the more common symbols for proof cor- rection are shown, and suggested manuals for manuscript typing. ’ Included are the symbols for insertion of commas, periods and question marks. Most of these symbols are easily recognizable without _ the explanation; however, it is possible that they could be of some value.

The Filing For Future Use section includes such goodies as: “Name filing: Name filing in- volves filing material under the name of an indi- vidual or company. ”

The You and Your Typewirter section warrants a table of contents page, followed by instructions which have reached the height of abstirdity.

The page is 32, and I suggest you obtain some- one’s copy for confirmation, because you will not take my word for this one. A better way to avoid using these symbols is to

check all work carefully before it is submitted. Here again, the editor would have accomplished something had she included the basic fundamen- tals of good grammar, punctuation etc., rather than the symbols to be used in correcting errors. ’

Page 17 consists of a listing of the forms available from central stores. A listing of these forms is also available in the central stores catalog (which is supplied to each department).

One and one half pages are devoted to a listing of reference materials of dubious value (included is the Uniwat telephone directory, with’ instruc- tions on usage and the Chevron) followed by four pages of ‘telephone manners and methods which have been condensed from “win friends by the telephone”, published by the Bell telephone comp- any, and obviously directed to children under 12 years of ag&

Sample : “Greet the caller pleasantly. Sound as if you are pleased the caller has telehhoned. Use the caller’s name (people like to hear the

%ound of their own names).” And: “Your lips should be about a half inch from the telephone mouthpiece. ”

4

Be sure of the number. If un- certain of a number, check be- fore dialing and then dial the number carefully.

And if that isn’t sufficient to ma.ke you properly ill. how about: “Be sure of the number. If uncer- tain of a number, check before dialing and then dial the number carefully.”

An apparent inadvertent omission is instructions on the method of placing your finger in the little holes in the dial.

Finally comes the real clincher: on page 24 (check it). is a sample of a completed telephone call slip (the kind where you fill in the to-from-date- time blanks ). And as if this isn’t enough of an in- sult, the items to be completed on the form are al- so listed (“the name of the person whom the mes- sage is for, the date and time of the phone call.. .” )

Do you know how your employ- er likes his coffee? Does he ever ask you to pick up a sandwich for iunch? Or cigarettes?

“The art of being a good secretary consists al- most entirely of getting your employer exactly what he wants without inconveniencing him.”

It is skh-r-mts such as these, which appear all too frequently, that are frightening to any think- ing person.

Whatever happened to personal opinion? Are we to presume that, in order to be a “good” secre- tary, we should follow blindly any and all orders from a superior, regardless of whether or not we agree?

Does not the art of being a good secretary consist also of indicating errors of judgement which are perceived, and the possible repercus- sions?

To instruct an inexperienced secretary to mere- ly follow orders is to create a university staff of mindless beings who are capable of doing exactly as instructed and no more.

The art of being a good secretary consists of being sufficiently intelligent and capable of offer- ing constructive criticism.

The art of being a good secretary consists of presenting viewpoints contrary to those held by your superior, and presenting them in an intelli- gent manner.

The art of being a good secretary consists of broadening your education by reading and learn- ing.

The art of being a good secretary consists, most of all, of thinking.

It is tragic that the personnel department feels this activity should be suppressed.

I of the Before you start, be sure your typewriter cord iS plugged in. Turn typewriter on.

The first sub-heading under You and Your Typewriter is How to Use Your Typewriter. Then: &‘Before you start: (a) be sure your type- writer cord is plugged in: (b) turn typewriter on.“.

Following a beginning as utterly stupid as that, the remainder of the section appears less ludicrous.

The entire ten pages of “You and your typewri- ‘ter“ is either elementary information which one acquires during the first typing lesson in highschool or business college, or which is con- tained in the booklets supplied by typewriter man-

ufacturers with each machine, and therefore a- vailable to all clerical staff.

Example : instructions for removing paper from the typewriter.

Correct Use of Carbon Paper is a page and a half of more paternalism.

This cbnstitutes the manual’s first section, YOU and Your Job: forty-one pages of drivel, tri- via, insults and garbage.

* * * Section 2, on the other hand, actually contains

useful information, albeit in small portions. It also contains a grammar error on the intro-

ductory page. Here we are given a listing of the various uni-

versity services, their locations and functions, a- long with myriad sample forms.

NO doubt the information would be of assistance to new staff members, but only if however it pre- sented in a concise, readable manner.

Of 61 ‘pages, 23 are fill-in-the-blanks forms with the blanks filled in. The editor, ineidently, missed one blank that would have caused the form to be returned to the sender.

Two pages tell of sections -to be forwarded lat- er.

At least 8 pages are lifted directly from the

by Carol Tuchlinsky

It-wonder of wonders- f exactly what was stat- -and should be kept on n it will no longer be

1 tips on how to increase’

s several people or de- tnt copies, as directed, I anyone past the age of hi, bit of drivel?

spelling error, which ntention that secretaries ng practical advice on rial skills, rather than rsity’s letterhead-“col- I t-p carrier“. rovides a source of ex- er, this is soon followed ;: what was the amount ?d to produce this garb- 69 and was released may

r:hat was the editor’s

stion the abilities and 10, in compiling a man- elude such information same size as the letter

losure sheets together, ‘inside the letter and in-

Mrs. Tuchlinsky is employed by the university

/ as a secretary. She joined the university staff 7 january 7968.

l My opinion is that it is very well put together.

Sociology and anthropology : I

think that with new girls coming into the depart- ment it will be wonderful to hand to them and let them read through so that they will know what is expected of them.

ly disgusting. I can see where a new person could use the portion on procedures, but the rest is com- pletely unnecessary.

It is a terrific waste of expense. I do not like it. 0 I’m afraid my comments wouldn’t be printable.

I think very little of it. It is a waste of money. If you have been hired, you shouldn’t have to be told the things that are in the manual. If you must be told, then you shouldn’t have been hired.

They are always griping about costs-we can’t get a raise because there isn’t sufficient money available. Then they waste mdney on junk like that.

Personnel : 0 I found it very good. @ I thought it ~8s very good. It really helped me. The section on answering the telephone really helped, too.

0 I thought it was very good. It was very helpful.

3ry. We do not need all this \ ruth, I think it’s a pile of bull-

expense and a lot of wasted

the office are laughing. Bn that manual should have ?$aries a three-week vacation merit.

Ancillary enterprises: 0 Some of the things were pretty basic, but I sup- pose they could be of help to new girls.

Psychology department: 0 The girls thought the way it is laid out makes us appear to be imbeciles. All reactions from this department were negative.

It was’worth a good laugh. tudents: blech ! content is appallingly assin- .

Operations vicepresident’s office: Business office : l I’ve just scanned it, but it is something that has been required for a long time.

I think it is extremely valuable to new employ- ees I really liked the parts on university structure.

I,‘ve had some feedback on the section on poise and grooming -some people think it is too detailed.

But it is a great idea. _ e I think it is an excellent effort. Joan Hadley

should be complimented. I wish they would have had something like that when I started.

0 I haven’t looked at it thoroughly, but I think the information part is good f6r -new girls who are not familiar with the procedures. Some of the other parts, though, are not necessary-especially the part on grooming. Most girls have learned proper grooming long before now.

0 No comment.

Registrar’s office: 0 I think it is very good. I think it will be very worthwhile for new girls. It is beautiful for new people.

fable of a university depart- obvious guidelines to office

ling of the cost involved in

impressed by the author or

Security: 0 A lot of things, such as grooming, are general knowledge. As for information on memoranda, and so on, I would say that once you have been here for a while you know the procedure. For any- one who is starting out it might be helpful.

But most of it is general knowledge.

me. HELGA PETZ

Office manager Federation of Students

Engineering dean’s office : 0 There has been a lot of comment in this depart- ment on the one section. The general consensus is that we feel it unnecessary. We would like to see it removed.

There was a lot of laughter, but we felt insulted.

Academic vicepresident’s office : 0 It’s a good idea. It is needed. When you’re new, you don’t know what forms to fill out and what procedures to follow.

ce: link the beginning is absolute-

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Address letters to Feedback, The Chevron, U of W. Be

feedback “0”“” The Chevron reserves the right to shorten let- ters. Those typed (double-spaced) get priority. Stgn lt - name, course, year, telephone. For legal reas- ons unsigned letters cannot be published. A pseudonym will be printed if you have a good reason.

The following two letters were

sent to feedback commenting on

volume 9.

This hassle hurts; give me time to love it all better

An open letter to-to everyone?- to no one?

A letter from a liberal? Radical? Conservative? An apathetic blob?

Labels confuse me-so do dog- mas. People don’t: people are what its all about-I hope!

Saxe-I respect you; you are right, very right; but I cannot a- gree with you because you are also very, very, wrong!

Reality is not Marxist! Reality is not conservative! Reality is people ! People

RSM stands for Regimental Sergeant Major; only his uniform is a different color and his pas- sion flows with my blood on the battlefield; and the people are just as dead and I don’t give a damn what the tyrant’s name is, he’s still a tyrant. General Motors was a war hero-he drove the last tank that lost another war.

Marx, Lenin, Che Guevara- you offer me no alternative-you offer me more of the same shit! Only you’ll engrave my name on the scalpel you’ll use for my lobotomy, and that scalpel will be made by the same company as was the one they tried to cast- rate me with.

’ It’s wonderful how the wisdom of the masses, after they have been suitably educated, will create and succor Gutama, Christ and Mo- hammad! ,How the people’s state will create Bacon, Galileo, New- ton and Einstein! Wonderful how the people will lead, how the sheep will all become wolves and the wolves will have no enemies more cunning, nor will ‘one wolf be more cunning than another.

Yes Levitt, Patterson and Stan- ley-you perhaps do correctly perceive the mould this plastic uni- versity is slowly being poured into.

Yes, Petch, you see their mould * as well, stamped with a different

name-same mould.

And, Stewart, do you also see the political spectrum as a thin line connecting the Wonderful World of White Marx through a grey interior, to the Big Black Bull- moose. May I submit there may be another dimension: the spec- trum may be colored; these col- ors, like light recombined, may together better illuminate the world for human eyes. That, per- haps, a part of the job of the uni- versity is to look for these colours, to define the new dimension, to think new thoughts.

Like converts to decadent faiths you ritually worship the putrid bodies of dead religious forms that are your ultimate truths. How many ways can one book be interpreted, or the thought of a man distorted?

What has happened to the quest for truth? To the courage to think new thoughts? To the guts to try new forms of change?

And in the battle lines that seem to be forming I must be a draft- dodger from both sides. Billboards carried on long poles, and bill- boards beside highways are equal- ly hideous. I have no time to scream from board rooms or pick- et lines. I know of a person some- where, but I don’t know his name, that I can help-to whom I can give some relief from misery ; and when I have helped him there is another; there is another, another, another. . . .

And the effects will be small. and it will go almost unnoticed: and because of this I will succeed. And change will come and it will come slowly and because of this. it will succeed.

TIMOTHY EBY grad physics

Change will come and it will

come sJowJy- but it will probably

be too late. Not if everyone felt the

same human values as you do; but

it is all too clear that they don’t.

Marx didn’t write just one book

and he isn’t the only socialist or

humanist philosopher.

The essential thing to note is

that the RSM is not highly organ-

ized or in any way militaristic.

If the radidals were any less or-

ganized their gaze would not get

past their navels.

The old left spoke of paramili-

tary organization as essential to

bring about a revolution. That is

probably why the resulting states

were not really marxist. The new

left shuns all forms of militarism

and strives for a revolution of

people, not armies-and one that

can bring change in time.

While there is no great cons-

piracy among the social and econ-

omic elites of our society, it is still

true that Dow Chemical is not a

bunch of groovy guys that just

happened to find themselves to-

gether and decide to make napalm

and find a use and market for it.

The result-and you can hold no

individual responsible-is a soci-

ety bent on destruction.. by over-

pollution, overpopulation or nuclear

overkill. No one man-however

humanly motivated-can change

that by himself.

-the lettitor.

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Lately I have been taking the Chevron back to my apartment to read and the cat I have has been quite attracted to the paper.

As soon as she gets the Chevron, she attacks it quite varaciously, tears it up into tiny little bits, and then she eats it.

After that, she runs to her box and barfs. She is a very well-train- ed cat. P.S.-The cat is also a spay.

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Reader attacks paper with rear manoeuvers

For the past three years I have found the Chevron fit only to be used as toilet paper.

Your issue of friday 9 may 1969 reached a new low. Even my behind was off ended !

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UME gives devious defence Most of TIME’s sales come * controls a conglbmerate. We did

for subscription solicitation from the efforts of student age&s I do riot dismiss the value of AS

not even hint that Ferg,usson is for your freedqm of .ex-

I read with interest a recent who work directly for us. These “T/ME’s sole source of &dent

learning from history-1 cited an pression, it is the po/icp of the \

article in your paper concerning students receive payments on subscriptions, en _ historical incident myself. I ‘Chevron to print all letters ’ in

for we are quite the basis of subscriptions sold. aware of TlMES desire to cut ‘out

merely commented that y& ful/, where space is a vailable

-magazine subscription sales to and for many of them commission take_ this to extremes. land we have always done SO,

students on your campus. as many middlemen as possible.

Let me first state that we earnings are an important help. Tl WE s own Canadian edition A point of fact:. The Morning with only a few letters being

in financing an education. We Star is a mass circulation new& held for up to two weeks.) The

continue to make - all ef,forts is indeed printed and mailed in are always happy to cooperate

paper, and not a Communist intention was to insert ‘bdminis-

to validate subscription orders Canada, with a fine variety of tra tion”

from the University bf Waterloo, .with any local students’ service advertisements Party mouthpiece. Perhaps I before

Canadian president in

and

so that people who legjiimately organization in making the mag- a brave token of Canadian editorial can draw a parallel between the your letter but indicate it was an

chose to subscribe to TIME or azines available for students at RSM and the Chevron’, in their editorial s insertion for

content. It also enjoys second-class clarity

the special rate. mailing privileges (i. e. -iS sub-. relationship. and the Party and and consistency of style.

ariy other magazine. would have ‘_

\

the opportunity to do so at sti- As for the comments on the newspaper.

sidized by the Canadian public). ’ We apologize for the* printer’s,

The question of the czar was only confusion that resulted in ‘ad-

dent rates. health of the Canadian magazine while journals of minority Can-

I would also like to correct a industry, I can only conclude adian opinion must pay the full meritioned to illustrate your

that they were based on a total biase’d attitude-a study of the

ministration president ‘* appearing in parentheses-and thus seeming

few impressions left by your- app- postal cost. to be part of your letter.

arently poorly-informed corr- lack of information. The magazine One notes with interest the period should convince you that

z Nicholas II personally never , espondent. Mr. D.A. Fergusson industry in Canada -has never entry at the bottom of’your ‘let- oppressed anyone. -the le ttitor.

does not own any conglomerate, been healthier. TIME’s own ‘ter “cc,: Dr. Hohn H.E. Petch.-” Yoyr concern at the thought/of and certainly in no way owns or Cadian edition is printed and It matdhes the haughty style of

m,ailed in Canada. , the letter and TIME magazine- a Chevron editor elected at large A computer typed this;

influences Time Incorporated. no-t to- mention the great con&n

is frightening. A. popularly el- Mr. Fergusson does work for a ROBERT J. KREFTING

says chgtats to sick sick -r---

student marketing orgahization TIME college circulation manager for getting the facts straighi. ected editor could ,not form a worse “department ‘of propagan- Congratulations to Dr. Voelker

-- that has carried out various pro- The editors of TIME could not da” than . . . . . need I go on? for caring enough td write ’ to

motion campaigns for any num- have drafted i more TIME-like . Tthe @itor The Londdn the -Chevron and suffer the in-,

her of gdvertisers#in the Canadian reply to the Chevron-s 74 march student market. This company has article on the mess caused by

: In which we re-interpret,

demonstration. evitable which I confess I had not men- sarcastic editorial tioned before. For full’ details comment.

not been, n’or ever will be. magazine sales on campus. add, clarify and confuie see the London Tim’es of 28 act- Have the editors of our Dews-

.TIME’s sole source for student Y O U made no attempt to rep/y Thank YOU for publishing my ober, 1968 ( whose report was paper ever considered that they

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from the main column. The turn- out for the march proper. at 2O- 30000. was half the riember ex- pected by the organisers and police.” From the Chevron,: “Over 100000 people massed in London Sunday. This was more than three times the number ex-. pected by the police.” j

Incidentally. my carbon copy of my first letter refers to “Pres- idetit Petch’: rather than “ad- ministration president Petch”. So much for freedom of expression.

PHILIP ENGLISH grad physics

publish any other letters they do not understand for the benefit of those whose minds are less clouded by prejudice.

I would be grateful if you would print this as written or not at al!.

T. MITCHELL grad mech eng _

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decisions on any ma tter-$ncluding contentlthe newspaper equiv- alent of curriculum).

As for the London demonsir- a t&n, this is the first time the error of figures has been pointed out. We did some checking and found the story was filed by a reasonably competent, independent reporter to Canadian Ufiiversity Press for distribution to members.

To meet our deadlines, it had to be sent from London hastily. A more accurate update was not

. wired to the Chevron because it would have been too late. The update was sent later in a mailed news package, but the correction was missed.

CUP’s reporter did not have time to consult official sources on the size of the march to meet that first deadline. Early press re-

ports in Canada also varied greatly -between 5,000 and 75,000. *75; 000.

It is irideed our mistake not to correct the figures in a following issue, but the Canadian dailies could not agree either on the size of the demonstrations.

Janitors are underpaicf; request consideration ,

.‘Referring to the gripe by + Birrell. tPP&P workers told to shorten bfeaks) he should not cross a street without lookiryk both ways.

Firstly. I am working on the 6pm to 2 am shift,’ and have onlv been here for 5 months. My e& perience in the phys-ed and math and. computer buildings is that we are lucky to have time for, a break.

The janitor’s job is not easy by any means. We are doink a lower *class of work /and are looked d&vn upon. When students have questions. they occasionally come to us. We will open a door or direct them. and do our best to’ be polite in every way possible.

The janitorial staff, which is made up of many persons who cannot speak english, deserves a bit of praise now and then for keeping the buildings in the excellent condition they are in. We are also underpaid, according to the Windsor University, whose. janitors receive $2.80 an hour. (Lettitor’s nqte: Uniwat pays $2 1

Some people do not recognize janitors as human beings. May I again stress that a change -in this attitude towards janitors is important.

This last edition of the Chevron (9 my 1968) seemed really good. I tdok seven copies and distributed them. Best edition I’ve seen!

janitor phys-ed

I

This letter was . submitted signed, in person, by the author-.,

who said we could print his name. The Chevron, however, does not J wish to be responsible for any action taken against t+ university’s working staff by their supervisors.

Anyone who wishes may see the ,~--. original letter iq the editor-s office.

-the lettitor.

friday, may 76, 1969 (1O:Z) 27 9

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-- A MEXICAN COLLEGES AND universities have become key components of contemporary capitalism.

’ They are an outstanding instance of the way in which the econ- mic system-the “base” -has become integrated with the

political, social, and cultural institutions-the “superstructure’‘i-of _ f;he corporation state. This integration is nowhere more evident than in --the training functions of the mass education system.

‘The growth of capitalism in the present ‘period depends upon the ,-availability of a large, highly skilled, technical-scientific labor force. No onecorporation can afford to train its own labor force for there is no way to insure that its investment, once trained, will not seek employment elsewhere.

The costs *of training therefore have to be socialized. American colleges and. un-

~ iversities: subsidized bv government- collected taxes, ‘have taken on- the social function of - training. skilled personnel and developing knowledge for the needs of advanced capitalism. Far from merely “serving corporate capitalism” by p o- viding occasional research and consult- ing services. the universities have be- come a basic point of production. ’

Acc@leration and . < _ J productioil

I In the United States today there are two

important features of the capitalist mode of droduction: the acceleration of technological change; and the emer- gence of technical knowledge as a factor of production.

- _ 2 1. With the overall rhythm of technolo- gical change accelerated. the life span of fixed capital (plant and equipment) is shortened, labor skills rapidly be- come redundant, and rationalization at the point of production is increased.

These tendencies have a number ,of causes; competition for markets between industrial finance groups: annual model and style changes of commodities: built- in commodity obsolescence : poli tical-mil- itary competition between the U.S. and the Soviet Union: tax laws favoring ac- celerated depreciation of plants and ‘eqquipment ; and the availability of eheap technical-scientific labor power.

With the emergence of technical know- Eedge as a necessary factor of produc- tion, economic growth increasingly de- . pends more on the quality of labor power and machinery and less on the absolute number of men and machines in produc- tion.

Skilled. technical labor power replaces simple labor power.’ and the knowledge of the work force becomes a fundamen- tally important productive factor. This is widely recognized bg corporate economists and administrators. the former in their literature on “invest- ment in human capital.” the latter in

I their reference to the university as part j of the .-knowledge industry.”

The .relationship between the accelera- tion of technological change and the emergence of technical knowledge as a factor of production is basically simp- le. The constant creation of new com-

a modities. alterations of old commodities. redesign of equipment. reorganization

“- of work processes. and research and de- velopment in new productive processes require a constantlv expanding techni-

cal-scientific labor force. The existence of this labor force. trained by the universities under the *guidance of the state and at the expense of the working class as a whole (via tax exploitation ). in turn makes the creation of new com- modities. redesign of equipment. etc.. ’ more profitable.

Because the state. not the individual corporation. takes financial responsib- ilitv for university-trained labor and university-developed technology, the element of risk for individual corpora- tions is virtually eliminated. As a result. productivity and production can be rais- ed to a level hitherto unimaginable.

International . conglomerates

Because science and technology are basically social in nature-they cannot be owned and controlled like a machine -private corporations and indeed in- dividual countries have met with great difficultv in their attempts to monopolize these new productive forces They can- not limit the diffusion of technical knowl- edge to even the capitalist world, much less to special interests within it..

To tighten control over these. enter the new multi-national conglomerate corporations. And with this broadened form of organization they have developed a framework for rationalizing the use of technological resources to maximize profits.

However, the social character of scien- tific and technical knowledge means that ultimately no private form of business organization can completely contain and control it. For this know- ledge to contribute to the benefit of the corporations, the intervention of the state is needed.. In effect. a form of state capitalism must accompany the growth of the corporate conglomerate.

, There are four ways in which the state can and’ has intervened in the corporate economy. In each role the state uses the socialized product of the university: technical and administrative knowledge.

First. industrial-financial interests use state power to socialize the costs of production-in particular. the costs of transforming raw labor power into technical-scientific labor power. the costs of retraining workers and the costs of research and development. Funds are required bv the state through public taxation. transformed into college and u’niversitv facilities. and used to .purch- ase training personnel and to subsidize the industrial trainees.

Colleges and universities are thus

not merely integral to the production process. but constitute another point of production. increasing& controlled. while not owned, bv the corporate bour- geoisie as a whole.

, Second. these interests use state pow- er not only to socialize costs. but also to ’ subsidize demand. The- development of science and technology has reached the stage at which all economic needs can potentially - be easily ’ satisfied. Commodity demand based on real econo- mic needs rises only slowly. or not, at all.

Socially necessarv labor steadily de- clines. Consequentlv. corporations are compelled to lay out larger and’ larger portions of profits on selling, expenses. especial& packaging. model changes. style changes. product differentiation. and forced commodity obsolescence. in order to ma.intain and expand the vol- ume of demand bv discouraging savings.

Use-value and waste >A In short, - commodities contain both

use-values and waste; economic waste increasingly replaces use-values. and socially unnecessary labor, (that which produces waste ) replaces socially nec- essary labor (that which produces use- value 1.

To acquire use-values to meet economic needs. the working classes are compelled to consume waste-that is. pav for the expense of selling. The interpenetration of sales expenses and production costs. or waste and use-values. is the basic method employed bv business to main- tain the level of demand.

As points of merchandizing as well as points of production, colleges and uni- versities help subsidize demand by ac- celerating the accumulation of waste.

They are proving grounds for new marketing ideas. new products. new brands of “full employment” economics. etc. The activities of these “marketing departments” range from market re- search courses. home economics depart- ments and seminars in Keynesian econ- omics. to the art and industrial design schools which mobilize and apply crea- tive talent to the latest problems of pro- duct design and packaging.

Third. the state has had to further embed itself’ in the corporate economy to help control the social risks resulting from its first two roles. The develop- ment of science and technology and the abundance- of capital has led carp- orations to employ a capital-intensive technology despite the existing relative abundance of unskilled labor.

From the standpoint of the corporations it is more rational to combine technical- scientific labor power with capital-inten- sive technology than to combine simple labor power with labor-intensive tech- nologies. for the costs of training techni-

, Cal-scientific labor power are met -by taxation falling on the population at large.

Ranks of unsktiled It is this system which has produced

a large and growing stratum of unskilled. untrained workers. many of them black. who have never had industrial work experience and never will. This *-post-industrial” proletariat does not

constitute a reserve army of the unem- proved because it does not compete with the ‘*technical-scientific“ proletariat.

Unemployed. under-employed. and em- ploved in menial jobs in the private and state sectors of the economy. these workers. particularly the younger ones. have become increasingly politicized.

In black organizations. poor peoples associations. unions and welfare rights leagues. this group is politically in motion and constitutes a “social problem of the -first order for the corporation state.

The colleges and universities. in this case functionally inseparable from the state bureaucracy. are thus more and more ,preoccupied with questions -of “social stability.” “law and order.” ‘social reform.” and so-on. The behav: ioral’ sciences. sociology. social psvchol: 0gy. economics. and other academic fields are oriented to “solving“ pressing social problems’.’ via the development of more refined instruments of social control and social discipline.

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Finally the state is employed at every step in the accumulationof capital a- broad: in the acquisition of raw mater- ials. the creation of investment oppor- tunities. the creation of cheap labor havens. ’ and ‘the stabilizaiion of inter- national banking centers.

The state guarantees fore&h invest- ments. . stabilizes monetary systems under the reign of the dollar. provides the economic infrastructure for priv- ate investments with public funds. sub- sidizes exports, bribes local client bour- geoisies and. military groups. creates 1 favorable tariff agreements. controls - world commodity organizations. and Lo general& exercises economic. j3olitical. and military control over unstable areas ( i.e.. all underdeveloped areas ).

Imperialist rule The role of the colleges and universi-

ties in IJS. economic and political pol- icy abroad corresponds to their role in the local political economy. They are points of imperialist rule.

They develop and promote new wea- pons systems. new instruments of local. national. and international social con- trol.’ new approaches to international mar,keting problems. and new economic theories which promote the hegemony of American business over world re- sources.

As a whole. merefore. the colleges and universities constitute four great overlapping departments of the U.S. ruling class-they are points of produc-‘ tion. points of merchandizing. points of state bureaucratic social control. and points of imperialist rule. Most of the existing functions of colleges and unii versities fall into one or more of these categories.

To be sure. the smaller upper class liberal arts institutions still train gov- erning elites-this has been their his- torical function. But the really import- ant role of the universitv is to provide the kind of socialized technological- administrative skills outl’ined above. The colleges and universities therefore are not the service stations” of the corpor- ate system. but rather constitute a de- cisive and creative part of this system.

frpm the Leviathan (Vol. 1, No.1) by James O’Chner

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Fun & Games 2% P P & P Evervbodv’s happy this week

in the wonderful world of PPand P. Evervbody except those whose environments are affected by the phvsical-plant and planning de- partment.

l One supposes that in the spring even a tree doesn’t mind the oc- casional walk in the park. How- ever, enough foliage is being up- rooted these days to worry Howie Petch-or anyone else-if he hap- pens to have a Macbeth complex about Burnam wood.

PPandP landscape workers don’t mind--they’re getting used to being pawns in a great green game of chess.

0 Over on a different board, PP andP’s janitors griped a bit about their role in the game of adminis-

trative pass-the-buck. Shit wages they accept, but not the shit. And some have told their bosses where, they can put the blame for PPandP’s bad image.

l And the campus ringroad scor- ed two more points in its bid to have the Canadian grand prix here. PPandP may win lots of points, but the ringroad would lose anyway : it’s too dangerous for racing.

Any sandbox engineer who’s made it to civil 2A knows you ne- ver design a road for less than 20 miles an hour above the speed limit to be posted. The ringroad speed limit is 20-but Stirling Moss would be afraid to do 30 on some of those hairpins.

Thanks for the appetizer The university budget publish-

ed on page 4 is there because two least see where the administra- tion’s priorities are.

reporters stumbled unannounced,

The governors, noticeably un- comfortable, and with little time for thought, couldn’t answer the

uninvited and without any warn-

question of why the Chevron reporters shouldn’t stay. The mee-

ing into a board of governors

ting proceeded in their presence after admin president Gerry Ha-

meeting last fall.

gev and chancellor . Ira Needles scurried to cover up what seemed to be the important business and moved it to an afternoon session which the reporters weren’t told about.

opened or abolished. Perhaps then we will see one end to deci-

a

sions that no one ever seems to have made and budgets that ap-

That token is not enough. The

pear out of thin air. And we would find exposed the complete farce

president’s council-that extra-

called university ‘community. ’

constitutional but all-powerful ad- ministrative body-must be either

* * * And a question remains unan-

swered. Where goes the “unallo- cated and contingency” of three quarters of a million dollars in the current (1968-69 1 budget?

In the dull rubber?----‘-- sidrllplLl~

vL been open rersity’s over- Jailable.

sessions, which haTTo h

So what? It means the stud-

ever since, the univ all budget became aI

ents, staff and.faculty who are the university will now be able to at

probably find it’s being planted

Saved so miraculously from this year’s )

and will blossom forth in more

operations, the entry

trees and buildings-but not books.

seems to get lost between the 1968-69 statements and the 1969- 70 budget. Look around and you’ll

And here is H.D. Wilson Stand bv to batten down the hat- .

ches, taxpayers-we are in for another blow, if not a gale.

During the past week we have heard ominous rumblings, both from Queen’s Park in Toronto and Parliament Hill in Ottawa. Mr. Robarts is seriously consid- ering the severe cutting back of some provincial grants to muni- cipalities and in return giving the municipalities the power to levy municipal income taxes in lieu of municipal propertv taxes.

Prime minister Trudeau has made it clear that he is about to wield the axe on federal expendi- tures, especially in the areas of cost sharing, welfare programs such as the baby bonus and, pos- sibly, subsidy programs to some industries.

Put them altogether and they don’t spell mother, cousin. Thev spell increased taxation, de- creased services, and increased unemployment.

And if that is any way to bring about a just society and curb in- flation, then Monsieurs Robarts

and Trudeau certainly must know something we don’t.

And if they do, it’s about time they let us in on the revelation.

The simple fact is that both of these political leaders, to say nothing of most other politicians, are scurrying around attempting to cure symptoms, rather than get at the disease itself, and that disease is readily isolated.

It’s just pure and simple greed, caused largely by the virus of private monopoly-oriented capitalism, rather than publicly- oriented free and competitive enterprise.

The status-quo has got to go, and until our representatives in government at all levels realize this and start to take the neces- sary corrective procedures, we are in for nothing but increased inflation, increased unemploy- ment, increased misery.

We are running short of pain- killing pallia tives. Some major remedial surgery is called for.

-Hugh Donald Wilson, CHYH editorial, 12 may 1969

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A study in bureaucracy J

We called the centerspread article on the administration’s secretary’s manual ‘the laugh of the century. ’ Unfortunately, only the unintentional humor in the manual is rare-the fault the man- ual exposes are all too plentiful.

Resistance to change >nd elite control of our society are not the result of a great conceived plot. Rather they are products of an environment that is becoming increasingly bureaucratic-and resultingly unfair.

Institutional inhumanity and Parkinsonian bureaucracy never . seem to change.

Parkinson has some clever say- ings about bureaucracy ex- panding faster than the operation it serves and second-rate bureau- crats who hire third-rate subor- dinates to protect their own jobs.

The secretary’s manual is somewhat typical of the things that keep an expanding bureau- cracy expanding. And the opin- ions of the group of senior secre- taries and administrative assist- ants that conceived the manual betray their ideas of how dumb they’d like their subordinates to be.

If the personnel department is hiring people who need such an elementary training manual, then someone better look at who’s hiring the personnel depart- ment. The university, with all its rhetoric, is one place that should- n’t be afraid to innovate within its own operation. That might be a form of relevant research.

* * * There was one obvious omis-

sion in the secretary’s manual: a section on Why you do not need a union.

Institutional inhumanity a- bounds in the manual’s patroniz- ing tone and the even more dom- ineering instructions.

Sell out. Sell your soul to the boss, and get promoted to senior secretary or administrative as- sistant.

Either those senior sell-outs have assuaged their consciences by explaining their positions as natural results of superior abil- ity, or they are just plain infer- ior-proving that the really superior s’ecretaries who won’t sell their souls don’t get promoted Or else leave to seek more human surroundings.

It could go something like this: Your boss, to whom vou are so dedicated,’ does not like unions. Look at vour pay envelope. Open it up. Look at the pay statement. Read it. Aren’t you glad vour pay. is so high? You are working in a wonderful academic environ- ment. That makes up for any ti- ny pay difference between you and any of your friends who work in less pleasant surroundings. A union would charge you high dues. Those dues would only go to support a bunch of useless office workers and administrators. You don’t need a bunch of of- fice workers and administrators, do vou? You wouldn’t want to sup- port something like that, would you?

Canadian University Press member, Underground Press Syndicate associate member, Liberation News Service subscriber. the Chevron is published every friday by the publications board of the Federation of Students (inc), University of Waterloo. Content is independent of the publications board, the student council and the university administration. Offices in the campus center,phone (519) 744-6111, local 3443 (news and sports), 3444 (ads), 3445 (editor), direct night- line 744-0111, editor-inchief: Bob Verdun 9000 copies

Budget, budget, who’s got the budget? We have-two of them yet, And a special backpage for those who didn’t take last week’s presentation seriously. Back for a second crack at it: Jim Klinck Dave X Stephenson, dum dum jones, Alex Smith, Ross Taylor, swireland, Brenda Wilson, Wayne’ Smith, Brian lier (does he get a promotion now that his boss has one?), Anne Banks, Bob Epp, 1 Bryan Douglas, Peter Vanek, Gary Robins, Steve Izma, Bill Brown plotting the revolution at the CUS seminar, Cyril Levitt fighting off the women’s liberation movement, Samuel Saxe and Kevin Peterson didn’t get the CUP newspacket here in time, and thanks to the personnel people for CWS-

ing the biggest book review we’ve ever had.

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