VOLUME 4, NUMBER 7 UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, ONTARIO THURSDAY 31 OCTOBER 1%3

14 I . , . . . . And come along with us . . 2’ Help build a float for the

parade. This one came close to winning last year.

u oF’.W ( Saturday morning, 9 November,

the University of Waterloo combines with the Waterloo Lutheran Univer- sity in presenting a massive parade to welcome back the graduates of the schools on the occasion of Homecom- ing Weekend. This parade will mark the beginning of a day which will be recalled with pleasure by all who par- take of the variety of activities which it will offer. The parade, representing the largest co-operative program be- tween the students of Waterloo’s two institutions of higher learning, will proceed from Kitchener Memorial Auditorium to Seagram Stadium. by way of Borden Avenue, King Street,

UN WEEK. by TOKS OSHINOWO

Publicity Chairman, WUS

The United Nations Week, spon- sored by the World University Ser- vices of Canada, Waterloo branch, lasted from Monday 21 October through Friday 25.

The theme of the week was Latin America. ’

It started on Monday with the opening of the displays of arts and crafts from Latin American countries. Some of the paintings which were bor- rowed from the Brazilian Embassy included works by youngsters under ten years old. The display, which is in the lobby of the Arts Theatre, will be held over for the benefit of those people who as yet have not had- the opportunity to see it.

During the week, two movies were shown each day: these films dealt

t-i omecommg commg Homecoming, 1963! It’s the

big social event of the year at U of W and nobody will want to miss it!

Friday 8 November, all float builders and others be sure to drop in on the Pep-Dance at Seagram Stadium. It’s the kick- off for the weekend, and you’ll be able to dance, meet the team face to face, and whip up some spirit with our cheerleaders- all for the low, low price of only 5oc.

ade leaves’the Kitchener Mem- orial Auditorium at 9:15 am and travels up King Street from Borden to University Avenue. There’s competition between the two universities, so it’s got to be good!

Homecoming ‘63 semi-formal “Un soir & Paris” will be held at Bingeman Park Lodge. In a romantic Parisian setting youth dance to Benny Louis and his orchestra and welcome back the alumni. Late in rthe evening, a delicious sandwich buffet will be served. Tickets for this dance will go on sale tomorrow in the main foyers of th,e Arts, Physics and Engineering buildings at a price of $4.00. .

You won’t want to sleep Sat- urday morning, either. The giant U of W - WLU float par-

A record crowd is expected for the Saturday afternoon foot- ball game versus WLU at 230 pm, and you’ll want to be there too. So bring your blankets (and anything you will need to keep warm) and cheer the Warriors on to victory!

Saturday night is the climax to the whole weekend. The

There’s not much time left, so plan ahead. Buy your tickets soon and don’t’ miss out on Homecoming ‘63!

an-w compete in float spectacular University Avenue, and Lester Street. It will leave the Auditorium at 9 :30 a m.

As previously stated, this will be a “co-operative program” between U of W and WLU. Perhaps co-operation is the wrong word, for the real spirit of the parade is one of competition- competition between the schools and competition between the faculties, colleges, and clubs in the schools.

The theme of the parade is “Great moments in history” and the com- bined Homecoming committees have decided to present a prize for the most serious approach to the theme and an identical prize for the most humorous

CLIMAXED with the technological advancements of the Latin American countries, espe- cially Mexico and Brazil. From these movies one is able to see the great steps being made in modern architec- ture, city planning and construction.

At a luncheon on Thursday, the executive committee of WUS wel-

Also, as prospective tourists, the audi-

comed Mr. J. A. Dougen, from Ot- tawa, the Assistant Director of

ence is treated to some firsthand

External Affairs for Latin America. At 8 pm Mr. Dougen gave a very

information on Latin America’s at-

interesting and informative address on “Canada and Latin America”. The

tractions for tourists.

attendance at this address was quite good although it should be noted that the majority of people were not stud- ents from the University of Waterloo.

During the evening there were per-

endeavor. In addition an overall cham- pion will be recognized. The presenta- tion of awards will be made at half- time in the Warrior-Hawk football game.

The various groups around the Uni- versity ’ of Waterloo’s campus have come through famously and as a re- sult have given the university an excellent chance of taking home all the prizes. Special mention must be given to the girls in Arts I and the out-term engineers, both of whom are putting floats in the parade. The roster of other contributors is: one from each of the colleges on campus (Renison, St. Jerome’s, and St. Paul’s); two floats

from each of Arts, Science, and Engin- eering; one float from the Circle SK club; one from the Students’ Wives Club; and a band float with a group formed by Ward Hymmen. The Com- mittee wishes to thank all these groups for the support in making our portion in the parade almost unbeatable. Only the judges can say,for sure.

No homecoming parade is complete without cheerleaders-and ours, we hope, will be able to come in style in some of these flashy convertibles which we have seen cruising around campus. Anyone having such a car and willing to drive a pretty girl around town in a great procession,

BY INTERNATIONAL formances by Latin American and African dancers. There was Marty Kravitz and his folk dancing group followed by Jose Tejeda and his group, which included Lynn Robertson, Jane

The African group including Ron

Tancock and Salvador Braewer. They

Edari, Jim Layode, Pade Fadere, Jane Tancock and Toks Oshinowo

displaye,d to the crowd how to dance

danced to the Nigerian “Hi-life” music, the cha-cha from the Congo,

the mambo, the meringue, the cha-

and the South American “Boot dance”. <

cha and the samba-all in the Latin American way.

Jane Tancock, who appeared with both groups, did extremely well, con- sidering that she is a home grown Canadian. The night was brought to a close about 1~30 am with the crowd well satisfied-despite many com-

C US0 blitz to feattire MaIayan priest Opportunities for students to work

or study overseas are almost unlimi- ted, but up until now there has been no central source of information on campus for students wishing to inves- tigate this type of work. In an effort to give the students as much informa- tion as possible on organizations such as CUSO (Canadian University Ser- vices Overseas), a group of interested professors and students is arranging the Blitz and Seminar on Overseas Service. Representatives from various organizations such as CUS, WUS, and SCM along with representatives from the church colleges held a preliminary meeting on Tuesday 21 October at St. Paul’s.

-The Blitz will run from 5 to 8 Nov- ember; each contributing organization will arrange for films, lectures, and exhibits from which the students may choose whatever interests them. The Seminar on the weekend of 9-10 Nov- ember ,will be conducted for those students who are seriously consider- ing overseas ‘work. \

The University has been very for-

of laymen working in industry, corn- merce, professional or government service, and other capacities in coun- tries other than their own. He will be flying in from Hong Kong for a short visit to Canada at the time of the Seminar.

tunate in securing as one of the speak- ers Canon Chiu Ban It, a Malayan priest and barrister, who is secretary for the Service of Laymen Abroad of the World Council of Churches. In this position he directs a program concerned with the Christian witness

Mr. Claude Brodeur, director of Student Affairs, has offered to estab- lish a permanent centre which will dispense information to the students and which will show the university’s concern for this type of work.

Keep your eye on Coryphaeus for further developments.

should contact Barry Houser (Arts I) or leave their name in the Student Offices (Annex 1).

Last year’s winning float was a huge Viking float built by Mechanical Engineering ‘65. This year, with an intercollegiate a competition entering’ the picture, it will be much harder to keep the winning float a University of Waterloo effort.

Let’s see what you can do. Float, building is a major project requiring a great amount of #work and planning. Look up those in charge of building the float for your group and give them a hand. Who knows, you might even have some fun!

MALL BALL plaints that the MC (in his dedication success, and also to Ron Edari, the to Folk Dancing) did too much talk- chairman of WUS, and his secretary ing. Marie Eisenport for their hard work.

On the whole, the week was a suc- The UN week is an annual‘event on cess despite the chronic apathy of the campus and we hope that next year’s students towards the activities. Spec- will be even more successful. To all ial praise is due to Dr. J. McKegney those people.who participated in the for his efforts in making the week a activities we say thank you.

THE BALL AT THE MALL - Jane Tancock and Toks Oshinoio dance to the Nigerian “Hi-life” beat Rowe

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’ N&w Editor: Mark Meslin

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Sports E&tom: Doug Grenkie, Brian Olafson Photography: Ken Brown, Pierre Gagne, Erwin Mako, -’

tihotography Editor: Gerry Mueller George Newton, Alan Price, Nick Van

_ Adve@isiug Editor: Jim Carrothers I Kats, John Dubbeldam

ii _ Sports: Janet Ross

Fine Arts, Editor: Art Anderson News Dept; Neil Arnason, Vic Botari, Dave Campbell,

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Layout Editor:’ Ji& Nagel , Shaw, Hennie Smid

Illustrations: Marian Harwood, George Somerville 1 . ’ Contributing Writers: George Welsh, Jim Newman, Toks I .’ &@atiou: ~l+i&kr~ Rowe

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i / . I .Society is often represented as a system of blocks or categories. Individuals with similar in- terests l or occupations are ‘pigeon-holed’ into ther respective groups, and these groups are always diagrammed as separate individual units. The clergy form a unit, old people form a unit, students form ‘a unit, teachers, negroes and statesmen are all blocked off into units.

This unity or ‘togetherness,’ attitude amongst. members within a group gradually builds up a barrier around them, and cuts off the rest of society. Inter-group communication slows down and atten-

,, 1 dant misunderstandings grow. Gross examples of this are found in ’ immigration centres. , ,: The Italians’ didn’t/ emigrate to Canada, they simply moved a piece of Italy to a different

.’ section of the globe. The Germans have their Concordia .Clubs, the Chinese their Chinatowns and so on ’ I down the list. I

,’ . Although not so clearly denned; this same attitude is prevailing on this campus Ibetween the faculties. The Engineer fri@s the Artsman to be flambuoyant, whishy-washy and not too bright. The

1 J Artsman in turn thinks that Engineers are boorish, narrow-minded and unsophisticatedly simple. Both \ conceptions are false, and’ both are a result, of icomplete lack of understanding and appreciation for the

J ‘other’s group. Because very, few Engineers ever read ‘arty’ material (their Arts electives don’t even I~ : skim the surface) they naturally feel that there .is nothing io an Arts course= Conversely, how can Arts- ’ men, even begin to appreciate the vast complexities ‘of applied science when his own scientific back-

ground stopped \ at the kindergarten level (grade 13)? Nevertheless, the Arts man insists on picturing , himself as the man of ideas, the thinker of ,thinkers; the Engineers feels he is the ‘prince of Society’,

the, force that moulds civilizations. -. 1 (\I ’ The truth, is, that both groups are equally important to civilization. This block diagram con-

, cept ‘is false. Society does not consist of separate units. Instead, the units are like loose bundles of fibres, and ,all these fibrous groups are thoroughly intertwined and’ interlaced. i

i G ’ The time to realize this is at the undergraduate level. Appreciative communication must be

, \ maintained between the Arts and the Sciences. We are members of one society, not two. :

I Letters totthe Editor . ” ’ ‘WivesF record player ’ - : r_ j’ Dear Sir,

: ‘Ike Students’ Wives’ Club would t like to reply to Mr. New nl an’s ques- : tion in the Thurs. Ott, 24 edition of + : The Coryphaeus, regarding the record

,, player. \ The Wives’ ‘Club has use of the

:’ above player, however, it was found , that t;the machine would not operate I unl&s the arm was moved in a cer-

I. tain manner. Mr.’ Carl Totzke show- ed’ thei girls how to operate the player

At the end of the meeting, the . player was left in exactly the same

,, 1 condition as it was before, in run- II nmgorder, ‘1 .

i ” ‘We wonder if perhaps the’ t&k of ’ , operating the machine was not found

out by the people at the’ dance, and i therefore it was assumed ’ that the

machine was broken. t I/

, With, a Univer&y full of Engi- neers, it does, seem strange that no

:’ one could fix: a record player.,

! s (Mrs.) Elinor- Montgoyery, <U. &f W. Students’ Wiv&’ Club.

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of the time he was rooted there. If representatives I of ‘our Elite’ keep up this sort & behavior, I suppose that the University’ will have to start hanging works of art behind ‘safety glass, and replace the present wall coverings with surfaces that ~ permit greasy finger marks and s,uch to be removed with soap and water.

Joy Dee.

Bloody entrance! .‘ , Dear Sir,

With regard to the eminent Mr. Jones’ article concerning the wonder-, ful attributes of our theatre, he neglected to mention how one enter- ed it.

Last night I witnessed what might be best described as a bloody awful, shocking messi I am, of, course refer; ring to the line up that was like kin- dergarten children i waiting to get to the bathroom at ‘recess. To say that it takes the sauce off the, pudding, is an understatement - it is more like putting the arsenic into it.

a drive up to the entrance. The cost could be offset by the use of less defunct fishponds in the future. At least then we would, have a theatre worthy of the name.

’ John Macdonald.

‘Newman wrong agaiq , Dear Sir,

As usual, i your reporter Mr. New- man was wrong again last week. He stated that regarding the Student Store report “council had to table the motions arising from his (Mr. Swartz) report, thereby ending his discussion, in order that other busi- ness be attended to.” The fact is that only the motion to adopt the report in principle was tabled because of the wording. This motion, was faken ’ from, the table that same evening and after several statements about the “deplorable state after years of haphazard arrangement and opera-’ tion” was deleted, the report was adopted in principle by Council.

The second motion concerning the recommendation to the .President of

” -The leaning elite \ The problem apparently ‘arose from

DearSirj. ” ’ gross theatre mismanagement. Lights were being set up until fifteen min-

It .‘Last week ? I had the honor !of be- a ipg invited to the ,reception for the utes before curtain time. As demon-

., 1 cast’ of , ‘An Enemy of the People’. strated when the film society uses the

1: L is” “ , . n-, a :’ group of, ,people clustered theatre, if the doors are open well in advance there is none of this &dish ’ , ” around’ Ron ‘,Bishop (Peter Stock- . . I

’ Pi “&&n), there were. two self-appo@ed ‘lmng uPg Mnonsense* ’ ; ;! 1. ,&11&&s (obvjously Arts stu- However, this is still no excuse for , dents) who were making perfect z ,’ asses of themselves by monopolizing

using an entrance that would best be used as a fire escape. The entrance

.’ 2, the conversation. This does not ‘both- of a theatre is an integral part ’ of it, i i er me very much. But, what’ did gall and in most cases is better, than the

1 me was the fact that one of the theatre itself - at least we could aforementioned sages was leaning

., ‘with his fi% weight, against the’ edge have one comparable. It would have taken little imigination to have a

h of a large unframed abstract paint- very attractive entrance and marquee _ ‘i 1’ fng for“ at j least seventy-five percent on the west side of the theatre rewith

the University of the establishment of a Student/Faculty Policy Advis- ory Committee to discuss and define the terms of reference of the Univer- sity Book Store was passed by Coun- cil without being tabled or discussion hastened in any manner;

This latter motion is, I feel, of ‘ex- treme interest to most students and one which not ,only Mr. Swartz, but Council in general, wished to dis- cuss - contrary to the opinion stat- ed by Mr. Newman last week.

I Paul Swartz.

Anti-anti-Bl&otifield ’ Dear Sir,

Several questions ought to be rais- ed regarding the appearance in the

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Several weeks ago there was Q meeting of the Graduation Ball Committee. Composed primarily of “Class of ‘64 Engi- neers”, the committee decided unanimously to hold the Grad. Ball on Feb. 21 p 1964 at the Victorian Inn in Stratford. At pre- sent the executive of the committee is made up entirely of En- gineers and it was these chaps that investigated all the possibil- ities of time, place, etc. When the proposals were put forth everyone I (includmg representatives, >from Arts and Science) agreed that the aforementioned combination was the yptimum.

, ’ Apparently, now that all the arrangements have been made, band contracts signed, ticket options sent to out term Engineers and so on, a group of Arts and Science students are dissatisfied with ‘the situation. It is the opinion of this group that the ideal time to have the Ball would ,be) the night directly prior to Convocation. Ideally, this may be true, but from a practical’ standpoint I disagree. Obviously the committee dis- agrees also or they would’nt have chosen the night of Feb. 21. To display their disapproval and bolster their arguments,, the group signed a petition and presented it to the Grad. Ball Com- mittee at their latest meeting. At this gathering, unlike the one before, Arts and Science were well represented in numbers with their spokesman (the ,lady who started the petition) Inez Akmens speaking on their behalf. l

The proceedings got under way ‘when George Newton, chairman of thecommittee; outlined for the benefit of the com- plainers the reasons for deciding as they did. I won’t go into all the details of his argument here as those that will be graduating will become aware of them in the near future.

Miss Akmens then had her say and expressed what she \ called the opinion of ‘most of the graduating Arts and Science

Students’. The theme of ’ her argument /was basically: “We would Iike to have the Grad. Ball close to Convocation”.

‘When the two opposing factions had expressed their opin- ions, the floor was opend to discussion. During’ this period the question arose”.-- If “most of the Arts and Science students are dissatisfied” why did +hey not attend the original meeting and say so then. One lame excuse given was that ‘%‘s pretty hard to see notices. on the bulletin boards nowadays”. Maybe the truth is that people just’ aren’t interested enough to read the boards or if they do, they think “Who wants to go to a stuffy j old Grad. Ball committee meeting? I’ve got homework to do”. Admittedly the bulletin boards are crowded, and admittedly one can think of better things to do than go to meetings, yet when only four or five people from the entire graduation class of Arts and Science show up it indicates either complete lack of interest, in the Grad Ball or complete trust in the Arts and Science representatives who voted ‘on behalf of them. Obviously they are interested or ‘this whole #issue wouldn’t have arisen and yet Miss Akmens, had the audacity to say that Murray French, the Science rep. was wrorig voting the way he did and was not expressing the desires of: the faculty he represented. Even so, if all the Arts and Science reps. there had voted aginst the date, the overwhelming number of Engineers present would have still carried the motion. Obviously something is wrong here. True, no one faculty should have the controlling say in the matter, yet this was the case at the first meeting due to lack of partici- pation by the Arts and Science students.

The main purpose of last Wednesday% meeting was to give -the upset people a, chance to air their views and express their ideas. The meeting was run in an extremely efficient manner by

\ Students’ Council President, Jim Kraemer, and as a result, very little mud-slinging occurred. However, no compromise could be reached as to dates. The Grad; Ball was to be either Feb. 21 or May 22 before Convocation. It was decided that the only fair way to choose was to let each interested graduate say when he or she would prefer’to .have the Ball. To this end a plebiscite will be made available to the grads in the near future. Accom- panying it will be a short resume, prepared by S.C. president, of the pros and cons of each date. i

I would ask the interested people to vote wisely expressing their own opinion and not necessarily that of their particular’ faculty. 1

October 18 issue of The Coryphaeus of the article “Did You Know?” First of all, is it in any way the task of a u&versity’ to influence pub- lic opinion or conduct concerning local religious organizations? Second- ly, if it were the case that such ;a task belonged to an institution of higher learning by right, was the adolescent, supercilious tone of the article in any way a credit to this university.

Prescinding for the moment from possible legal complications which might arise in consequence of the

, libelous, defamatory assertions, it

yet remains for every member of ,,this university society to ask himself

if it be not the mark of the raw,- superficial scholar to mock those cul- tural groups unable to defend them-

’ selves intellectually. The article, it will be generally admitted, was in the most deplorable taste., One might

,search in vain for that polite, culti- vated spirit which\ one thinks of as characterizing . the truly wise. One

. won’ders if Mr. Rowe has ever read section 327 from Pascal’s Pensees,

* where the ,philosopher discusses those who have left natural ignorance but

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” flashing red in the ‘common section of the brain. Is “Doug”ME 7-6462” selling the radio or the car? Ob- viously the radio is the best’ feature of this wreck and he wants to make the most of it, ‘;Mechanics car” simply means that you have, to be a mechanic to keep the hunk of iurik on the road. And “Best offer” is a very compact way of saying, “This car is in such poor shape that I haven’t got the galk to set a specific prick on ‘It. Which in turn poses an interesting question, just

.exactly what is the going price for rust these days?

by,G. WHIZ

Stick out your thumb, wear a look of innocence tinged with desperation a@ hope all systems are go.

\ This is the old method of hitchiking. Play the variables have your hair of reasonable length, wear the >old school jacket and .perhaps a \tie. If you look like a “greasy” then it’s “game over Charlie” as far as a ride

1 is concerned. But, as I said, this is the old method. That which is replacing it amounts ahnqst to intimida- tion of the motorist. A car pulls up to a stop. light and in a moment there’s a guy at your window or he gven opens your door and begins pleading with you fdr a ride. This is the personal to@ where the personal touch is not welcome. Bl’eezing past at sixty it was easy to say ‘No’ tb anyahiker but how do you say the same thing to this demanding creep who is mere inches from your face? I suppose a short two word epithet might discourage him’ but still, the )@xperience is usually unpleasant for the motorist. As the Gracchi boys said so long ago, “There Ought to .be a law . . . . ”

“My pants, my pants! A king- dom for my pan&” -

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creation of mine to cap- tion pictures; therefore, each week I hope to have at least one picture to play havoc with. Or as one would correctly say, “a picture with which ito play havoc”.

* * *a “53 Chevrolet, radio, Al shape, mechanics car: Doug. ME 7-6462 after 6.” There you see a typi-

cal ad from ‘the u?ed car classifieds of any daily news- paper, Already the caveat emptor sign should be

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walk. The honour would go to the driver lwho s)!iows himself most adept at pretendtig. to,’ stop and whose unit can jump from 0 to 60 in two or three seconds. , ‘.

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Rathkr than picking the ads apart, one by one, let’s examine some of the argot of the used car @es- man. “good transportation” . . . don’t ever drive it over 3.0. “must be seen to be appreciated” . . . come into my

clutches said the spider to the fly. “‘mechanically OK, needs body work” . . . a friendly

car, the fenders wave at you and the maggots in the seats are tame.

“will finance if you qualify” . . . we’re tryini tp sound selective but even if you’ve been on relief for the

’ last five years you’re good enough for us. “lady’s’ car” I. . . the guts have been rodded out of this

heap and it’s only good fqr some stupid .old broad who doesn’t know the difference anyway.

“sacrifice” . . . ’ what the hell, I’ve got to unload this lemon on somebody.

“very low maeage” . ‘. . guess what p&t of the car ceased to function four years ago????

“cusiomized)’ . . . a shrunken head, skirts, tassels atid. two moon discs. 7

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By now a tremendous feeling! of’ j anticipation I - should be -sweeping the campus, anticipation of our Homecoming Weekend. I’ve been sitting gazing at thid typewriter and thinking, “You’ve got to say something different, soinething gqod. You just can’t tell them that it’ll be the biggest blast of the term, or that the stadium crowd will put the Hatfitiids and the McCoys to shame, or that to miss thk dance on Saturday night would be to put a social blackmark against their char- acter, and that they have to come and see the biggest ’ parade this town has eyer seen. You can’t just .tell ’

.- them that!” P.S. I. hear thad some re,d headed chap in Arts is en- t&ing a float all by himself. He’s,going to drag a huge cross all the way up King Street. If St. Jerome’s is out in strength’we may even get to witness the burning of a’ real li& tignostib. ,

*I*, * L ’ Epitaph on The Warriors! ‘63 ’

\, W&lds’t thou hear wtiatt fan can sai I In a little? Reader stay. ’ Underneath this stone doth lie’

’ As many >Warriors as could ,die Who in life more fumbles made Than any team that ever played.

I Often I have been stopped at a crosswalk by some young stinker who thinks it’s fun to point the finger and watch how all the cais will stop. I suggest that we, could appease the collective tempers of mot&- ists who have suffered such needless ,$elays by having an annual sacrifice. I We could’ snag s’ome kid who is. a known crosswalk hazard, some kid who loves to point and cross - and invite him to open a new cross- I

If Ithey had a saving grace It died with them - and left no trace. But one thing ere, we close the tomb, The place of tGods - the, locker room, One thing ere we end this story; Be theirs the joy and theirs/the glory Of taking with them ‘neath this’ rock A featherless ‘and vanquished Hawk.

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- with apologies to Ben Jonson *G. C. has‘ committed himself Warriors. Mak? him and che’whole school happy. 4 GIVE US A HOMECOMING WIN! -

‘i . Our Constitutional Whipping Boy: The Privy Coumil

“The history ‘of eve,ry community and every constitution”, wrote the British historian James Bryce in j9al J “may be regarded as a struggle between the action of these two forcesJ that which draws together and that which pushes apart, that which unites and that which dissevers’?. *One *of the factors that h+ strengthened regional divisions within the Canadian Union has been the legacy of- judicial interpretatioris handed down by the judges of the Privy Colimeil. 1

Dominion-Provincial jurisdiction was decided by sections 91 and 92 of our written con- stitution, the -B.N.A. act of 1867. In essence, section 92 enumerated under sixteen headings the powers of the provinces, including “Property and Civil Right‘s” and “Generally ‘all hatters of a merbly Local or Privai.e Nature”. The residual powers fell to the newly created Dominion begis- lature, -and “for greater certainty” examples of those powers deemed of national significance were listed under 29 headings. It was the proud boast of Sir John A. that Canada .was thus immune fr,om the coctrine of states’ rights which was ravaging the very ‘disunited States at the time of the Confederation Debates: “we have avoided all conflict of jurisdiction an‘d authority”. Time and the Privy Council were to destroy these expectations.

Thank God for the Privy Council; it has proven an exceptional whipping boy for our con- stitutional difficulties A detailed review of their decisions would be out of plate here. Yet one ca$e stands out as particularly significant in that it determinqd the lines of constitutional development aqd foreshadowed our present dilemtia.

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In th? Local Prohibition Case of 1896, Lord Watson held that the Dominion, when legis- lating under the general “peace, order and good government” clause, “has no authority to encroach upon any class of subjects which is excltisively assigned to the provincial legislators by s. 92”. Further, he stat$d that the exercise of legislative power under th;! general clause of section 91 must be “strictly confined to such matters as are of unquestionably Canadian interest aqd importance”. Because of Lord Watson’s decision’ future judges took the view that the federal government could pass no law for the whole Dominion which one province would be able to p&s for itself. Why ,did the judges of the Privy Council [reverse the clearly expressed desires of the Fathers of Con- federation? , -_ The’answer is threefold; First of all, judges can decide only on the basis of the written word of the constitution, and all matters of intent elsewhere expressed is ‘deemed irrelevant. Second, their

decisions merely reflected the, pronounced regionalism that marjifested itself several years after Confederation. And finally’ a factor closely allied wiih ihe outburst of’provincial rights, the judges sought to reconcile the Canadian constitution with the concept of federalism. For .according to the preamble of the B.N.A. Act, what was desired by the contracting parties was a federal union. At that time federalism, the only living model of which was the United Stat&, implied a balance of powers between a central government and the semi-sovereign stat&. In Lbrd Watson’s own words, “the object of the #Act (B.N.A.) was neither to weld the p+ovinces into one, nor to subor- dinate provincial governments to a central duthority, but to’cr&e a federal government” . . . each province retaining its independence and <autonomy”.

As time and judicial interpretation staggered on;the rjrovinces were given new responsi- bilities’ especially with the advance of thp welfare state concept. While judicial interpretation confirmed the federal gov&nment’s almost exclusive control of lucrative taxation devices, the broad construction given to “‘property and the whole field oi social legislation.” This thrust the entire burden of sqcial servicgs upon the financially-narrow’ shoulders of the provinces.

In spite of her restrictions, the Dominion government cotild’not overlook its obligation to serve the national interest; it therefore devised the haphazard, confused, and illogical expedients which exist to tpis present day. Basically this involved encouraging the provincial legislatures to enter into increasingly more cobplex and costly fields of social legislation, with the federal govern-, ment uliderwriting a” large portion of the expenses. Several attempts have been made at r&ching a solution; but all have been sacrificed upon the altar of jealous provincialism.

What, t&n, is the solution to the prqblems that the Judicial Committee of the Privy Council have given birth to? Better yet, is there a solution? Rogers, in his paper Political Prin- ciples of Federalism, is cif the opinion that it is our mode of const@utional interpretatibn which is at fault. He suggests that instead of a legal judicial interpretation of a written document, we should rather\ attempt to devise’some machinery whereby the very politicians who are confronted with the problems ‘on the ground can negotiate ir settlement, free from frustrating legal. technic& ties. But this is no solution. Basic to the whole problem are regional rig&s and jealousies. If these can be overcome, and they can, by the healing tduch of time, then ,and only then can we effect a reasonable federal structure,

by Tom Rankin

The craze for fads among Univefsity students Seems never ending. There was telephone booth cram- ming, marathon monopoly playing, piano smashing, b&d pushing and so on. Well the University of Western Ontario has come UD with an&her one: Volkswasren carrjring! During thg’ homecoming parade, appro’xi- mately 60 of Western’s males will be carrying a Volks- wagen on a, special cradle, thus setting a Gorid’s record for Volkswagen carrying. Maybe we can go them one better by carrying Dr. Hagey’s Imperial during our Homec’oming Parade.

If you live in Canada and if you have playwriting ability, you could win’the National Playwriting Semin- -ar Award for the best full-length or one-act play. A $200 prize is being offered for the best full play and a $100 award for the best one-act play: All plays must be typed in English and mailed by 1 March 196& with a‘ one dollar registration fee to Professor George E. Buckly, 42’Belgrave Ave., Loadon, Ontario. ,

I think that artistically ) almost any claim can be proven. According to a member of the Saskatchewan College of Physicians an& Surgeons, it is safer for

young women between the ages of 20 and 30 to stay pregnant and to li+e out west. Statistics gathered ;by the college ‘show that the death rate among pregnant women in this age group is .lower than for non-preg- nant women of the same age bracket. In addition 2.3’ per 10,000 pregnant mothers died @ Saskatchewan comparbd with 3.5-4 per 10,000 for other Canadian provinces. Therefore, ladies, if you want- to live longer, get pregnant and move to Saskatchewan.

At the University of Manitoba, the failure of a year will prove even more costly than it is at other _ Universities. In addition to-the loss of a year of schoql, tuition and living expenses, if you wish to,-repeat the year a surcharge will be added ta the normal tuition to the tune of $100 - $150.

A University calendar is in$spensible. It outlines cburses, fees, activjties, and a multitude of other facts. Well, the University of Victoria has something else that I consider indispensible - an Anticalendar. This is a student publication which rates courses and prd- fessors according to the opinion of students who have taken the courses. This may encourage the administra- tion to hire instructors who can teach as well as they

can sttidy, and the iresent instructors to spend as mpch time pn teaching methods as they do on the academic aspect of their work,

At the Student Building ‘of Carleton Univkrsity, “Playboy” has to be locked up with the pingpong bats and billiard cues. As soon as’ the issues came in, avid “Playboy” fans were ‘caSually tucking them in their pockets and walking out. As a result of this, the issues are kept under lock and key, have to be signed ’ for, and signers must pay for loss pr damage. _

At Western last year, the cafeteria suffered a loss ! of $5,625 from student thefts. Other universities- state figures like $2,000 and $3,500. Director of food ‘ser- ! vices at U.W.O. stated that it seems to be’ a challenge ,for students to get at least a cup and saucer before they leave college. - Too bad our cups and saucers 0 aren’t worth taking!

Embarrassed engineers discovered last week that someone is still using that greasy kid stuff at the Uni- versity of Manitoba. What disturbed the plumbers wqs that it was being used on the seat of their johns. Un- identified students entered the Engineering building and liberally applied the greasi=.

Henry ,IV, part I: “tie bombed us”

4 The CORYPHAEUS

by GEORGE WELSH

I would like to say that the Theatre of the Arts glowed on the evening of 21 Oct. as the Canadian Players performed I, Henry IV, but the only things glowing were the beaded foreheads of the cast as they plunged on in the fine Canadian Player fashion. When the dust had settled and the pools of beautifully enunciated saliva had dried, it fell to my lot to do the post mortem - excuse me - “review” on the performance.

Let it be said of the Players that they projected extremely well-it was im- possible to fall asleep because of their sheer volume. I got the impression that their performance was “pitched” for a much larger theatre. But overprojection can hardly be criticized in a play such as Henry IV. Despite the usual purist mut- terings of, “no conception of the charac- ter” etc., all the players acquitted them- selves well. True, perhaps, Munso as Henry IV lacked a certain regalness, a certain nobility as king, but in this he was more than matched by Haskell as Hal, who, though convincingly vehement, ne- gated the effect with an air of malice which seemed to pervade the whole character. Ted D’Arms as Hotspur had been directed to portray the character as an ill-tempered hothead and in this he succeeded admir- ably. That he gave the portrayal as direct- ed yet still managed to elicit sympathy from the audience was not, I think, as much of a credit to the man’s acting ability as it was to his natural baby baleful expression.

Considering that Ron Bishop was in a poor state of health-high tempera- ture and so forth-he portrayed Falstaff with enough talent to justify his choosing the stage as a career rather than pursuing the seasonal occupation of a department store Santa Claus.

Thus far I have been concerned with small points, fashionably niggling criticism of what was basically a solid performance. But the battle scenes were enough to test the patience of a small child-especially a small child. Kids could have done a better job. Through towering clouds of dust the players rushed back and forth making a -great racket banging swords and shields. The battle was long to the point of exhaus- tion for both the actors and the audience. The scenes of mass engagement escape censure in that too much was happening; the mind couldn’t retain what the eye had seen.

Then Hotspur and Hal began their battle to the death. “Patty cake, patty cake, baaaaker’s man . . . ” with daggers and swords already. Despite real blood flowing from a nick in Hal’s nose the fight was totally unconvincing. The supposed “death thrust” tore away the willing sus- pension of dibselief and full half the audi- ence convulsed in laughter. Had he seen the fight, Errol Flynn would have turned over in his grave-several times.

And so the performance becomes-a memory. What an awkward time to re- member that old chestnut, “Judge not that ye shall not be judged”. As Bishop would say, “He bombed us.”

Audience the enemy of the players by PAUL BEAM

One is filled with an overwhelming sense of humility and unworthiness in attempting to write a review of “An enemy of the people”. This stems not from any lack of personal opinions on the subject, nor from a fear of offending those involved, but rather from a vague feeling that somehow my re- action to the play must be very, very wrong. I made the mistake of enjoying it immensely. This wouldn’t be such a failing usually but in this case Mr. Nathan Cohen had already handed down the “correct” verdict. Mr. Cohen

Chamber music begins Scrturduy with piunisf, brass ensemble The first concert in the University of

Waterloo’s 1963 - 64 Chamber Music Series will feature instrumentalists from the Faculty of Music, University of Tor- onto. The concert will be held this Saturday evening, 2 November, 8.30 pm, in the Theatre of the Arts.

The concert will be given by pianist Aurelle Biggs and a brass ensemble, directed by Ezra Schabas, associate pro- fessor of music at Toronto.

Aurelle Biggs began her studies at the Royal Conservatory of Music and graduated with her ARCT in 1951. The next nine years were fully occupied with the raising of three small children, and in ‘1960 Mrs. Biggs entered the Artist and Licentiate Diploma Course with the Faculty of Music, University of Toronto. She .graduated with outstand- ing honours and was presented with the Eaton Graduating Scholarship award for 1963 by Mrs. John David Eaton.

This award is only granted to a student who achieves particularly high distinction throughout the entire course.

Mrs. Biggs first drew attention to herself at the age of thirteen when she

played the entire score of The,pirates of Penzance (Gilbert and Sullivan) as ac- companist for the Jarvis Collegiate Glee Club, and her fine performance of the Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto No. 1 with the Royal Conservatory Sym- phony Orchestra last year proved that she is well on her way to becoming one of Canada’s outstanding young pianists.

This year Mrs. Biggs will be giving her debut recital at Eaton Auditorium in Toronto while continuing her studies in New York.

Mr. Schabas, who will direct the brass ensemble, is a clarinetist. He has appeared as soloist and chamber music player on the CBC and throughout Ontario. He has been in charge of in- strumental ensembles in the Faculty of Music for several years.

The varied repertoire of the Tor- onto group includes music from the “golden age of brass”-the sixteenth and seventeenth century until the pres- ent day. Mr. Schabas feels that we are in the midst of a renaissance in brass ensemble music. Its stylistic roots, how-

ever, are in works for the medium of 200 to 400 years ago, rather than the more recent classical and romantic periods in music.

Instrumentation varies in the en- semble although the basic group num- bers seven players, two trumpets, french horn, euphonium or trombone and tuba. The quality of sound aimed at is more brilliant than that associated with the contemporary brass band so popular in Great Britain, and, to a lesser degree, in Canada. But, like the brass band, the technical demands made on the players are considerable.

Several rehearsals weekly are held by the players who participate ‘volun- tarily in addition to their required courses in the Faculty of Music. Joan Bezeau of London, first trumpet, and David Burstyn, prmcipal horn, held the same positions in the National Youth Orchestra this summer. Other players are Paul Higgins, trumpet, Alistair Hay, french horn, Graham Wishart, trombone, Robert Krueger, euphonium, and Derek Jackson, tuba.

The Senate Committee On ‘-4 Displays and Exhibits

by PAT CULP

of faculty-staff -student body to govern the activities of the University in this area. Student membership and partici- pation is highly desirable. It is only fit- ting that students be represented on this committee and have a hart in select- ing various works of art to be situated around the University in the future.

This will be an area of importance: it is anticipated that one-half of one percent of the cost of each new building will be used for the purchase of art for that building-no small sum when one considers that each building usually cost several millions of dollars.

There are five subcommittees: Bud- get, Student, Gallery, Displays, and Acquisitions. On the last four, hopefully, there will be at least two student mem- bers.

The Student Subcommittee is re- sponsible to present to the D&E Com- mittee the student viewpoint on the policies (at present in the development stage) and activities of the D&E Com- mittee and the subcommittees. They may also originate student activities in the fields of fine and applied arts. The Student Subcommittees will be made up of all students serving on other sub- committees plus any other students they may wish to add on an ad hoc basis.

Students can become members of these committees by expressing their intention to the Students’ Council and being officially nominated. This would seem to be an excellent opportunity for conscientious and imaginative students (there must be some) to aid in the growth of the University.

Thursday 31 October 1963 5

Page 6 The CORYPHAEUS, THURSDAY 31 OCTOBER 1963

S PLUCK WARRI RS 28-12 Saturday afternoon at Carleton

put on an impressive display of defensi

Ottawa booted the opening kickoff the extra weight of the Carleton team

to the Warriors, who, showing no of- fensive drive, were forced into a third down punting situation. Carleton’s Ravens took over and passed for two first downs.

Then the Warriors’ defence jelled and the Ravens were forced to punt. The punt travelled into the end zone where Glen Grosse was nailed for a single point after a fine attempt to run the ball out. So with ten minutes to go in the first quarter the Ravens took the lead which they never re- linquished. Four minutes later, after a series of unsuccessful plays by both squads the Ravens again kicked a single to the end zone.

Again the Warrior offense could not sustain a drive and were forced to punt to the Ravens. The Ravens took advantage, and on a second- and-five situation, Con Rioux romp-

University in Ottawa the Warriors ve football for two quarters, but then

ed fifty yards for his first TD of the afternoon with only 45 seconds re-

began to show.

maining in the quarter. The convert was good and thus ended the first quarter with the Ravens leading the Warriors P-O.

From there Grosse picked up eight yards and Tindale moved the ball to within a foot of a first down. Gam- bling again, Aldridge gave to Terry Joyce, who carried around the end to pick up the down with room to spare. Warriors moved the ball to the five and from there Aldridge completed a pass to Lou Makrigiani for the score with only 35 seconds remaining in the half. The convert attempt failed, and the 1 half ended Waterloo 6, Carleton 9.

The third quarter opened with the Warriors kicking off to the Ravens who immediately ran the ball back to the center field stripe. From there, there was no stopping them. A fine offensive drive was climaxed when the Ravens’ Callan drove nine yards over the right side for the score. A high snap nullified the convert at- tempt.

The remainder of the quarter was played out with no further scoring. Thus the Warriors entered the final

AT period down 9 points, 15-6.

Waterloo drew the first blood of the fourth quarter at the five minute mark. John Galda pounced on a Raven fumble on his own 20-yard line giving the Warriors the ball. Al- dridge fired a pass to Jim Ridley, who gave it all he had in running the ball a further fifty yards for the major score. Convert failed. Score 15-12.

Sports Semifinals and finals in the tennis

tournament are being played this week. Deadline for the semi-finals is Saturday and deadline for the finals is Tuesday this time. The poor players have been eliminated and the finalists are definitely the top players in this university. How about a gal- lery -for them?

Hockey practices for the university team begin tomorrow and Tuesday. There appears to be a lot of hockey talent on campus this year . . .Bas- ketball tryouts are going on in the gym now and this team should bring us quite a few victories this year.

In the second quarter the Warrior defence really clicked, keeping the Ravens scoreless and forcing them to punt several times. With five minutes left in the quarter, the Warriors gained control of the ball. This time their offence was not to be contain- ed. With Dick Aldridge gambling on making a first down from a third down and long yards to go, Bob Ben- edett3 made the most sensational play of the game: instead of punting, he roared around the right end for 25 yards, picking up the much needed first down. This put the ball on the Carleton 40 with only minutes to go in the half.

Carleton demolished any hopes of a Warrior win seconds later when they ran the kickoff back 75 yeards to regain their lead. The rest is sad history. The Ravens racked up an insurance TD with four minutes re- maining and added another point with a good convert. So ended the game: Ravens 28, Warriors 12.

A good showing by the Warriors, who with a little more work on of- fence and a lot more weight on the line, would have run the Ravens into the Rideau River. The Rowing Team, who have been

practising at Seagram’s through the week and at St. Catherine every weekend, face their first big test at Lake Franshawe on Saturday.

In the cross-country race at Ham- ilton, the University of Waterloo ran in the junior competition. Unfor- tunately, since it was a strange course, two of our fellows got lost, but individual efforts were tremen- dous. Adrian Peters finished first, out of the field of sixteen runners; Ross Prentice came in fifth and Al Vatch- er came in eighth. The runners are still in daily training preparing for the championships at Guelph on Sat- urday, November 9. This Saturday the cross-country team is going over for a practice run on the 5-6 mile course, in order that nobody will get lost. . .

CAPETOWN, S.A. (CUP) - The South African Minister of Justice, B. J. Vorster, has launched a cam- paign to disband the National Union of South African students (NUSAS). He accused NUSAS of compulsory membership and “leftish and liber- alist” tendencies.

Speaking in Cape Town, Mr. Vor- ster said, “I claim to any unprejudic- ed mind I have clearly substantiated my charge that NUSAS has become a mouth-piece of leftist and liberal- ists, that it is tainted with Commun- ism, and has been for many years.

division into the ranks of NUSAS itself. The results to date have been unsuccessful.

In an exclusive interview last March with Canadian University Press, RCMP Commissioner Harvi- son said that the RCMP were inter- ested in activities on Canadian cam- puses because Communists are also interested.

and source of the bourgeois apology for capitalism.”

The last clause of the CUS resolu- tion places a time-limit on the feder- al government to reply to the de- mand. If by Nov. 15 the government has not declared their policy on security investigation, the resolution calls for:

“the University of Ottawa, Carle- ton University, St. Patrick’s College and the Eastern Ontario Institute of Technology be mandated to organize a ‘suitable manifestation’ in the nat- ional’ capital in accordance with in: struction to be given by the Board of Director (of CUS).”

Pressure has been increasing on NUSAS <over the past year. England’s National Union of Students’ Presi- dent, A. R. Hughes, hinted at these pressures at a meeting back in April when he offered NUSAS any help British students could give. He also offered them administrative facilities should they need them.

This might suggest that the South African government will soon ban NUSAS and that a NUSAS-in-exile might be set up in London with the aid of NUS.

Jonty Driver, president of NUSAS,

“The communists themselves point to what they hope to achieve on the university campus,” Commissioner Harvison said in that interview. “In one of their publications one is able to read the university is ‘the training ground for bourgeois leadership’ and ‘offers a unique opportunity for val- uable Party work; here is the centre

“NUSAS, which has thousands of members all over South Africa is a multi-racial organization. It thrives

Today is the deadline for all in- tramural units to enter their teams for the hockey and basketball tour- naments. Pat Galasso at Seagram is waiting for your entries. . .

mainly in English-language univer- has been touring in Europe and sities and colleges, where students America seeking support for his un- automatically become members,” he ion’s fight against apartheid in South added.

Mr. Vorster, a member of the rul- Africa. At last reports he had not re- turned to his country where he would

ing Nationalist party which supports be subject to house arrest for his ‘white supremacy’ through its apar- political agitations against the Nat- theid policies, has sought to bring ionist party and government.

Letters to the Editor cont’d. never arrived at true wisdom.

“Ceux-la troublent le mode, et jugent ma1 de tout.”

At the risk of giving a regrettable article more consideration than it merits, certain rather patent observa- tions might be made on Mr. Rowe’s arguments . . . if such they be. To quote the English of the said report- er, “ . . . your Christian beliefs and disbeliefs will be presented in a form

three uninvited and perhaps unwel- come collegians? That sermons are indoctrination can hardly be doubt- ed, but is it not true that this judge- ment applies equally well to literate sermons in socially approved church- es? Certain modern critics of pre- sent day religious mores have level- ed the same criticism against all ex- isting religious organizations.

All entries for the men’s and wom- en’s intramural swimming and div- ing competition must be in by 5:00 pm on Monday 11 November. The big swim meet is on 12 November at 7:00 pm in the Kitchener YMCA. WiII Rowing Club win regatta?

The Curling Club starts its Var- sity playdown on Saturday. Each team must have its entry in the mail- box for John Scott by Saturday, at 8:00 am. . .

The U of W Rowing Club will compete in a regatta at Lake Fan- shawe on 2 November.

Lake Fanshawe? It is located ap- proximately 10 miles north of Lon- don and 20 miles west of Woodstock.

to see a good showing from our crew and a victory is entirely possible

In previous competition at the Ar- gonaut Rowing Club Waterloo finish-

Waterloo will enter a Junior Var- sity crew and in all likelihood this same crew will compete in the Var- sity classification as well. This crew will be competing against shells from Western, U of T, Ryerson, and Mc- Master. Anyone who attends is sure

ed third - behind U of T and Ryer- son - in Junior Varsity competition. of sophism leading from near truth The distinction allegedly made by

to absurditv bv a gradual nrocess of the Rev. Mr. Bloomfield between In a practice session they beat the lightweights of the St. Catharines Rowing Club by a half length.

The members of our entry are Al Crossland (Bow), Craig Wormald, Pete Lockhart, Bill Morrison, Mur- ray Jones, Jim Burrows, Phil Hamp- son, Frank Pinder (Stroke), and Ron Hambleton (Coxswain).

.s .a

brainwashing.” They last noun in the knowledge and wisdom, and treated

preceeding sentence is defined by with such implied scorn by Mr. R

Webster as “the forcible replacement owe, has perhaps escaped that lat-

ter gentleman’s scholarlv attention in St. Paul’s are getting steak dinners for every championship they win.

I’ With this drive they will probably win several, unless of course, the other units are determined to stop them enjoying these delicious suppers

of one group of political ideas by

mon be described as “forcible re- placement?”

another group, esp. through indoct-

What political ideas

rination and mental torture.” The methods of the Rev. Mr. Bloom- field, whatever one may think of them, do not fit this definition. In what way can a Sunday evening ser-

its formulation by T.* S. Eliot in “TWO Choruses from ‘The Rock’ “:

Knowledge of words, and ignor- ante of the Word.

Endless invention, endless experi- ment,

Brings knowledge of motion, but not of stillness;

Knowledge of speech, but not of silence:

all support given in the way of atten- dance at this event. Why not? They may be the only team on campus to bring home any trophies.

The team would really appreciate P.S. Should I mention the football team?

were attacked? Was the gentleman’s speech really mental torture for the

All our knowledge brings us near- er to our ignorance,

Let no more of this controversy fill the pages of this university news-

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ESIDENCE LIFE: aints And A Sinner

Renison All you saints and sinners come along to the

Meet Renison Dance being held this Saturday. Ad- mission is 50~. single and 75~. a couple.

The Benison float has progressed to the point where is now resembles a large, lumpy, somewhat irregular piece of cement. This aspect could be the result of a coating of geletinous substance composed of flour, water, and newspaper. If, however, the structure appears a little bedraggled it’s no doubt due to the fact that a superabundance of water came to be used. Renison’s float may not be the biggest or the best, but it certainly is fun to build.

A new phone call system has been installed in Renison that is supposed to cut down on the noise so that people will not be disturbed (when working). The new phone in the girls’ wing has been installed in the ‘basement beside the desk provided for the person on call duty. This sounds fine and dandy, but there is one slight problem. A buzzer system had to be provided so that people on the top floor would hear the phone when there was no one assigned to answer it. Now all that can be heard is a constant, nerve-wracking jangle from early A.M. to late P.M. from the basement to the top floor. There is no escape anywhere. It used to be just the girls on the first floor that ran screaming down the hill with their hands on their ears - Now everyone. Oh, the price of progress

St. Jerome’s One of our deep-thinking philosophers has in-

formed me that some of the statements in my article of a fortnight ago were “pretty ignorant” and that I’ve “never had it so good.” Apparently my home- away-from-home is some sort of Sacred Cow, al- ways to be revered. Well, as superior as it ‘may be to other residences on campus, I still happen to have a few other stones to throw. Here’s this week’s.

Why aren’t paper towels placed in the dispen- sers regularly? Some of us are getting tired of grop- ing down darkened halls with wet hands and faces (while sober or otherwise).

Right about now I can see somebody jabbing long sharp needles into an effigy of myself.

To deal with Mr. Evans’ (the formality of it all ) rebuttal to my statements about Renison’s hockey team . . . ahem . . . well we finished higher in the final standings than Renison anyway, and everyone ‘knows that ,a team should be judged for its performance over a season rather than for a single game. We just had a bad game and Renison got lucky.

The only other person that I can think of at the moment who is either angry with what I said or at least takes exception to what I thought was an innocent article, is Fran. Well, Fran, if you admit that St. Jerome’s isn’t so bad, I’ll admit that Reni- son’s okay too, and we can kiss and make up (huh, Fran, huh?).

The building of the homecoming float this year is under the direction of that man with the

St. Paul’s Whoopee! St. Paul’s - hoist the banner, lower

the flagpole, blow the trumpet, we won the track and field competition. “To the victors the spoils;” so last Tuesday our hereos were treated to a formal banquet. Take note Renison and St. Jerome’s: “WE plan to have many more victory banquets.” Renison may be the freest with its spirits but, as was witnes- sed by the turnout on Tuesday, St. Paul’s has the highest degree of college spirit.

And meanwhile the Chess Tournament swings into its fourth round.

Many thanks to Renison for their 1 exposee on the low life in the St. Paul’s cuisine. I am sure Russ will be overjoyed to hear this sonnet of praise. Per- haps myopic Renison does not realize our head chef is also their head chef.

I attempted to gain an understanding of their song by logical thinking. This proved impossible.

Example: One line read: “We had to eat it.” This song is obviously not sung by anyone from St. Paul’s, The reference drawn from this is that Reni- son consumes our leftovers and rejects such as “burning chicken,” and “burning steak.” Following

The usual farmyard chorus that sings us a nightly lullaby was enhanced by a new harmony early on Thursday morning - actually about the hour of 2 a.m. It sounded as if a cow was in mortal agony and in danger of dying. Now, a soft, gentle moo can be very soothing, but when the bellows make the \windows rattle, it’s too much.

Upon peering out the window, several figures could be discerned running furtively towards the girls’ wing carrying pails of water. Being somewhat drowsy, it took- several seconds to catch the purpose of this maneuver. But it seems that since the night was rather warm, the windows on the ground floor were all open so . . .

After several hours, the pandemonium died down to a few slightly damp grumbles. The relative quiet settled over Renison; a peace disturbed only by the quacking of ducks, the exhausted mooing of the cow, and the chirping of crickets. Such was the historic first raid on Renison.

FOOTNOTE: ( The cow was vociferously objecting to being re- moved from its nice warm barn, dragged across the field and lodged in the Renison dining hall. How it was to get up the stairs remains a mystery. How- ever, Renison boys, being noted for their ingenuity, no doubt would have thought of something.

golden voice, Dave Becker - just so that you know who to throw stones at when you see it. If you hap- pen to be one of these people with lots of advice but no desire to help, just remember what my Uncle Sidney told me: “Ideas are funny little things, they won’t work unless you do!“.

Don’t anyone forget to go to the foot-stomp at the college tonight (unless this paper comes out on Friday in which case the dance was last night - so forget it). The dress is casual and the name of the dance is Halloween Hop - or something.

In case you’ve been wondering why the town has been so quiet lately, it’s because S.J.C. has been having retreats - one last weekend and one this weekend. That’s also the reason we’re all looking so pious lately.

Apparently plans are under way (under the leadership of Gerald Barker and Bruce Young) for a College magazine at S.J.C., but details I know not. Let’s not keep it secret boys!

Another thing, people, (especially you girls) if you want something put in the column, tell Vic or I.

Bouquets (of five Roses) go out to Connie Graham for her. work organizing the card party, John Lee for his excellent efforts as Head Prefect, Gary Marsh for his handling of the pop machine, and Kathy Simmonds and Pat Mackesy of the Spir- itual Committee for organizing the Halloween Dance.

I have a creeping suspicion that this is my last article for St. Jerome’s. Make room St. Paul’s.

Now as I was saying Fran . . . . . . Terry.

up this bit of deductive logic, we conclude that per- haps Renisonians are masochists. Quote “Oh it was awful, I had to eat it” unquote. Some unknown pow- er (maybe their carnivorous appetite) forces Reni- sonians to eat over-cooked meat. Or could it be that the author of this delicately composed poem was carried away by her literary licence.

I admit the song certainly was original. The obvious use of rhyming couplets and Petrarchan Son- net form led to an effect of overwhelming pathos, unique in the English language. The use of unusual words “awful”, “needit” and “wantit” added deep feeling closely akin to nausea.

Sunday night was “Let’s Be Saved Night” at St. Paul’s. Approximately thirty residents enjoyed an entertaining evening at the Waterloo Theatre. The “Reverend”, having mentioned the incorrect theory of evalution and creation taught in university, was answered by a round of hisses from outraged and outspoken students. As a result, some of the rowdier elements were almost removed by the husky atten- dants.

Dave.

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Negro Students “Shall Overcome” BERKELEY, CAL. (CUP) - Lynn Sims, Negro student leader at Uni- versity of California, was barred by the Berkeley Junior Chamber of Commerce from escorting a football festival queen (white) to a local foot- ball game.

The Jaycees have subsequently apologized to Mr. Sims and the uni-

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FABLE XVIII One bright September day, a father was patting his son on the back at

the railway station of that dear little town, Sweet William, overlooking Lake Inferior, and he said to him, “Remember son, all work and no play make Jack a dull boy, hahaha.” And the last thing that chap wanted to become was a dull boy so he took his fathers advice very seriously. He. set up his study quarters in the Kent, and to break the monotony of this he even went to the odd football game. He didn’t become dull but his professors didn’t think he was very interesting. Moral: All play and no work make Jack a jerk.

Mat

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i / Berton: Canada may split ‘TORONTO (CUP)--“Canadians lack guts,” declared Pierre B&ton, TV personality, in an intei+ew la+ Fri- day w!th! the Ryerson ri;tudent new?-

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“It’s personal greed that’is doing-it. We have sold our country down the river. We want independence, but we’re afraid to pay for it.”

Mr. Berton said he treated the Institute of Trivial Affairs-the first Berton show, a satirical treatment of Canadian news event&--with an un- derlying tone of seriousness.

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The p&s for both floats have been well prepardd and the.money for pull- chasing the necessary materialq has been granted by the Engineering So- ciety; all that is needed is manpower. In ordgr that the work of constructing the floats can be shared equally among the engineering students, the follow- ing times have been alloted for con- , strutting the floats:

Toddy, 7-9 pm-4A 9-l 1 pm---2B Mechanical

Mon. 7-9 pm-2A Electrical

Ties., 9All pm-2B Chemical 7-9 pm-2B Electrical 9-11 pm-2B Civil

Wed., 7-9 pm-2A &vi1 - 9-11 pm-2A Chemical

Thurs., 7-9 pm-2A Mechanical

The schedule for lower .engineering was not presented-to the writer; how- ever, if the low????? engineering stu- dents will contact their section repre- sentatives or watch the bulletin boards, they will be appropriately advised of the construction times.

For further infoimation about place of c&truction, equipment to bring, etc., contact your section or class representatives.

BIPRADAS APLCHAUDHURI FELLOWSHI-P FOR 1964-This fel- lowship is offered by the*Unibersity of Calcutta to unive&ity graduates to visit India for the purpose of study& “Aspects of Hindu (;ivilization and Culture”.. Application ’ forms may be obtained from the Director of Awards, Canadian Universities Foundation, 75 Albert Street, Ottawa, Ontario and must be returned to the same address to arrive not later than 15 Novem- ber 1963.

WEEKLY. EVENTS Thursday 3’1 October

Blood Donor Clinic Arts Study Room ’ 2-4 pm.

IVCF P 130 6-8 p.m.

Progressive Conservative Club 12-1 p.m.

.A 246 Circle K Dinner Meeting

4 p.m.

Magnolia Restaurant 6 p.m. Halloween Dance St Jerome’s College 8:30-11:30 p.m. Folk Dance Theatre A& 12-l p.m. Gilbert & Sullivan (rehearsal) Theatre Arts 7-11 p.m.

Friday 1 November Folk Song Club P 145 Circle K Sock Hop Seagram’ Gym

12-1 p.m. Saturday 2 November

8-12 p.m. I Brass Ensemble * ’ Theatre Arts “Meet Renison” Dance

8:30 p.m.

Renison Dining Hall Football Game-Warriors vs. O.A.C.

8:30-12:30 p.m.

Rowing Team Guelph

Fanshawe (London) 1:30 p.m.

Sunday 3 November 1:00 p.m.

Duplicate Bridge Club Arts Cafeteria 1:30-6 p.m. Film Series (L’Ayentura)-Theatre Arts-2:30 & 8:30 p.m S.C.M. Fireside Hotne of Lynn Gilbert,

263 Albert St. Monday 4 November

8:00 p.m. Gilbert & Sullivan (rehearsal)

Circle K Meeting’ Theatre Arts ’ Math. Conference -Rm.

7-11 p.m. -

Bowling League (P 352) - Waterloo Lanes

Yearbook Staff Meeting Tuesday 5 November -

I.V.C.F. - 6 223 Mechanical Engineering ’

Wednesday 6 November

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c5 ’ 12-1 p.m. 12-l p.m.

E.1.C: P 145 / I Student’s Council Board & Senate Rm\

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Thursday 7 No\iember * Folk Dance Club Theatre Arts I.V.C.F. P 130

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Gilbert & Sullivan (rehearsal) 12-l p.m.

Theatre Arts Math. & Physics Club P 145

7-11 p.m. 7:30 p.m.

Student PCS meet in London Representatives from. every

Progressive Cons&vative Club in order to prevent the arising crisis in Qtiebec.

in Ontario met in London last wei?kend for a brief conference. As well as delegations from* Representatives from’ Univer- each university, there was a

delegation of Republicans from sity Of water1oo were Doug Michigan State Ed Kowal from Grenkie and Lorne McKennin. McMaster bai elected vice The National president, Joe Clark and secretary Jeff Lyons ,chairman and secretary of the. were there also. It was decided ’

Ontario Council . that there should be -a closer relationship between the vari-

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