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19 Reasons Santa Is Actually In Favour Of

Full Communism Now

A spectre is haunting Europe – the spectre of SANTA!

By Tom Phillips and Hannah Jewell

Online: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/santa-is-the-opiate-of-the-children#.jlnjdzzZO

1. He redistributes property.

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2. From each according to their ability (i.e. elves) to each

according to their needs (children).

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3. He wears red all the time.

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4. He seeks to destroy all private property, entering peoples’

homes uninvited, representing the long arm of the state.

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5. He oversees the methodical and highly-centralized mass

scale production of toys.

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6. He invests heavily in transport infrastructure (sleigh) for

the distribution of goods to the people.

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7. His project would be impossible without mass surveillance:

Lists of all naughty and nice.

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Working towards the eventual abolishment of the state itself, of course.


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8. And where does he get his coal, if not through forced

labour?

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Those elves died for the greater good.


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9. Specifically, forced labour camps in very cold and remote

places.

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11. Homes and public spaces are adorned with Santa’s image

to project his authority to the masses and reinforce his total

grip on power.

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12. He has a big beard (like Marx).

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13. He has a difficult relationship with religion.

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14. He emerged in his present form in the early part of the

20th century.

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15. He works towards a society without money. The only

currency in the People’s Republic of Christmas will be the free

exhange of toys.

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16. He runs a factory – just like Engels did.

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17. However, he does not appropriate the value of the elves’

labour for his own enrichment, but rather the enrichment of

all.

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18. He has a secret tattoo of a hammer and sickle.

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19. He was once overheard drunk at a party while at

university shouting: “Let the ruling classes tremble at a

communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose

but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all

countries, unite!”

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Marx would later steal the quote.

In conclusion: Santa is a full-on Communist.

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