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FRESH STARTMen’s soccer beginningseason with new coach
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CRIME ON CAMPUS3 robberies reported so far in August>> PAGE 6
See which UK footballplayers and teams areamong the best ever
Thousands look to breakwater-balloon fightrecord — again
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WORLD’S LARGEST WATER BALLOON FIGHT, 2010. PHOTO BY BRITNEY MCINTOSH | STAFF FILE PHOTO
PHI MU MOVES INTO HOUSESorority takes over old Sigma Nu digs
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K Week: World’s Largest WaterBalloon Fight. 200,000 water balloons,10,000 people, 1 world record. 11:55 p.m.
K Week: Preslang: WRFL Local Music Festival.Performances by popular local musicians in preparationfor WRFL’s Boomslang Festival. 3-9 p.m. Free.
OTEP, Butcher Babies, One-Eyed Doll. 9 p.m. Buster’sBilliards, 899 Manchester St.$17-$20. www.bustersbb.com.
Bluegrass Mystery Theatre: AMidsummer Night’s Murder. 6-8 p.m. Charlie Murphy. 8:30 and10:30 p.m. Comedy OffBroadway, Lexington Green.$25. www.comedyoffbroadway.com.
Modern Warfare 3 Tournament.7 p.m. Aug. 27. Student CenterCats Den. Free.
Comedy Caravan: Tommy Thompson.8 p.m. Student Center Cats Den. Free.(859) 257-2017.
Grad Student Ice Cream Social. 2:30-3:30 p.m. Ezra Gillis Building lawn. Free.Learn what the Graduate Student Congress can do for you. (859) 402-4378.Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament. 7 p.m. Student Center Cats Den. Free.
K Week: The After Party. End KWeek with a huge dance party. 9p.m.-2 a.m. Christian StudentFellowship Building, corner ofWoodland and Columbia. Free.
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PHOTO BY DJ WILLIAMS | STAFF FILE PHOTOParlour drummer Jon Cook plays dur-ing the 2009 Boomslang festival inLexington.
K Week: Resident StudentAssociation Block Party.Music, games and food at theSouth Campus Courtyard. 9-11:45 p.m. Free.
WoodSongs Old-Time Radio Hour: The Wailers andJunior Toots. 6:45 p.m. Kentucky Theatre, 214 E.Main St. $15. (859) 252-8888.
Book Signing: Terry Brooks. SigningWards of Faerie: The Dark Legacy ofShannara. 7 p.m. Joseph-BethBooksellers, 161 Lexington Green Circle.Free, but tickets required. (859) 273-2911.www.josephbeth.com.
Lexington Art League Fourth Friday: FoodTruck Extravaganza. Featuring Kentucky 7.Live music. Loudoun House, 209Castlewood Dr. (859) 254-7024. www.lexingtonartleague.org.
Kentokyo Mini-Con.Hosted by BluegrassOtaku. Featuring speakers,cosplay, manga artists,dealer booths and music.11 a.m.-11 p.m. Aug. 25; 11a.m.-3 p.m. Aug. 26.Joseph-Beth Booksellers,161 Lexington GreenCircle. Free. www.bluegrassotaku.org.
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Phi Mu sorority moved into its houseAug. 4, in Sigma Nu’s old residence.
Twenty-three sisters live in a newly car-peted and Pottery Barn-furnished house, PhiMu President Hannah Brown said.
“We did some work on the house, butnot too much because it is only temporary,”she said.
The UK Phi Mu chapter started in Fall2011, recruiting out of the Student Centerand other Greek houses.
“It was awesome for us to recruit out ofour own house during recruitment,” Brownsaid. “Meeting in the Student Center wasn’tbad, but it’s nice to have our own place.”
To obtain the house, Phi Mu headquar-ters in Peachtree City, Ga., spoke with Sig-ma Nu’s headquarters to work out a leasingsystem.
Sigma Nu was suspended last schoolyear, giving Phi Mu the ability to lease thehouse for the time being.
“It’s been a couple years since all sorori-ties have had a house on campus,” JessicaUsery, UK Panhellenic Council president,said. “With Alpha Phi and Phi Mu havinghouses this year, now all 13 sororities are oncampus.”
Although Phi Mu is leasing the SigmaNu house, it is breaking ground on a perma-nent house this fall, which is scheduled tobe finished in January 2014.
The new house will be built on RoseLane.
“The sisters are extremely excited aboutit,” Brown said, “but the older girls are sadthey won’t be able to live in it.”
With the growth in Greek interest, Userysaid the Greeks are expanding both in con-struction and population.
“Our numbers this year at recruimentwere higher than it’s ever been,” she said.
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Soccer starts with new coachtimeout sports
The Cats, who return seven starters fromlast year’s team, look to new head coach Jo-han Cedergren to lead them back to the post-season.
Eleven upperclassmen return followinglast year’s 9-9-2 finish. The team opened lastseason 4-0-1 but slowed down midyear be-fore missing the NCAA tournament.
Among the returning players from lastyear’s club are the team’s top three goal scor-ers, including junior Tyler Riggs, who had 11goals in 18 games during his sophomore sea-son.
Senior Matt Lodge alsoreturns to lead the Cats inhis final season after re-cently being named co-captain. He had sevengoals last season and alsoled the team with 10 as-sists.
Cedergren replaceslongtime UK coach IanCollins. Collins was thehead coach for 18 yearswith a record of 197-132-38, and was replaced after posting a 2-5-1record during last season’s conference play.
A native of Sölves-borg, Sweden, Cedergrencomes to UK after spend-ing five years as an assis-tant at Dartmouth. He ledthe Big Green to theNCAA Tournament ineach season, a difficultfeat for an Ivy Leagueprogram without athletic
scholarships.Cedergren had a 22-9-3 mark in confer-
ence play at Dartmouth and is hoping to re-peat his success at UK.
“I joined a university and athletics de-partment that are known for excellence,”Cedergren said at his introductory press con-
ference. “Our soccer program willcompete at the highest level, andmake this community proud.”
Cedergren promised the Catswill compete at the highest leveland the schedule is built for that.UK is ranked No. 68 in the RPI,which combines both record andstrength of schedule into its rank-ings.
Seven of the Cats’ 17 gamesare against top 25 opponents.Louisville (7) and Charlotte (8) are
the highlights of the schedule and both willvisit Lexington early in the season.
Only two Conference USA opponents be-gin the year ranked: SMU (16) and UAB(21).
The Cats look to have a better season in2012 than they did in 2011. The addition of a
new head coach coupled with returning expe-rience opens the door for potential postsea-son play.
The Cats play their first game Sunday inDayton, Ohio, against the Dayton Flyers.
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PHOTO BY JOHN FOSTER | STAFF FILE PHOTOSenior Matt Lodge returns to lead the Cats in his final season after being named a co-captain.
In the days leading up to UK’s seasonopener against the Louisville Cardinals inthe Governor’s Cup, the Kernel will becounting down the top players and teams inthe history of UK football. Next Friday, theKernel’s Pigskin Preview edition will unveilthe top choice in each category, respective-ly.
So without further adieu, here are thefive players and teams that came up shy ofcracking the top five.PlayersJim Kovach – LB (1974-76, ‘78)
The first player in modern NCAA historyto attend medical school while playing foot-ball, Kovach obtained his medical degree in1984, and doctorate in 1990. Though, he did-n’t excel strictly in the classroom. Kovachleads UK in career stops with 521 made dur-ing his four seasons. He also was a part ofUK’s most successful team of the modern
era, the 1976 Cats coached by Fran Curci,who went 8-4, claiming a share of the SECchampionship and winning the Peach Bowlalong the way.Derek Abney – WR/KR (2000-03)
Holding the No. 2 positions for receivingyards in school history and all-purpose yardsin SEC history, Abney could’ve been consid-ered as the original Randall Cobb. Abneywas the definition of elusive. En route to hisAll-SEC selections during his junior and sen-ior season, Abney set school records withfour punt return touchdowns in 2002, includ-
ing two in one game, and two kick returntouchdowns that same season, also rankingfirst.Moe Williams – RB (1993-95)
With the exception of Tim Couch,Williams may have been the only otherbright spot for a series of ‘90s UK teamsplagued by losing records. Rivals.comranked him as one of five UK players to bethankful for. Williams gained playing timehis first year where he rushed for a freshman
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Recent spikes in theft crimes arerelated to students arriving on cam-pus, UK Police Chief Joe Monroesaid Thursday.
Three robberies occured nearcampus in August, all involving UKstudents.
Monroe said the No. 1 crime oncampus is theft.
“When students come back,crime increases because the popula-tion swells,” Monroe said.
He also said the crime could berelated to new students never livingon their own before, thus not asworried about security.
“There needs to be more law en-forcement because it’s scary,” Caitlin
Dorton, a biology senior, said.Dorton lives in Newtown Cross-
ing, near one of the robberies.“I am just worried for when the
next robbery will be and where,”she said.
Because of the rise in crime,Monroe said UK Police is increasingstaff on the streets, as well as re-aligning schedules.
“You’re going to see things popup that are not the norm whenschool starts,” he said.
Monroe said the best thing to dois be aware of surroundings. He saidto use the buddy system at all times.
One thing robbers look for istechnology.
“Don’t text and walk and don’tlisten to your headphones whenwalking by yourself,” Monroe said.“Once you do either of those, you
lose the awareness of your sur-roundings.”
Monroe said other electronicsthey look for are laptops becausethey are left in dorms or the librarywithout being watched or locked up.
“Those are the easiest tosnatch,” he said.
If a student is being stolen from,Monroe said safety is priority No. 1.
“If you get in a situation wheresafety means complying, do so,” hesaid. “We don’t advocate you tochase after them.”
Resources for students are Safe-Cats and OnDemand Bus, whichcan pick them up if needed.
Monroe also recommends call-ing UK Police at 859-257-8573 forhelp getting an escort.
“There are a lot of resources outthere underutilized,” he said.
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200,000 water balloons expected
The Christian Student Fellowship alreadyholds the record for the World’s Largest WaterBalloon Fight, and this year its plan is to gobigger.
“Be ready to experience the best threeminutes of your life,” staff member DerekKing said. “It’s hard to put into words.”
Students have been at CSF filling waterballoons in nights leading up to the event. Hu-man nutrition sophomore Taylor Pauley evenfaced the mid-afternoon heat to fill balloons.
“I’m ecstatic. I can’t wait for when theclock strikes 11:55,” Pauley said. “It’s a high-light of my year.”
According to a CSF press release, therewill be 200,000 water balloons at the event.
CSF has had 450 student leaders helpingwith the event, King said. Almost all of theguys will be on security and most will besporting mowhawks.
“The best part is getting to tackle peopleas a security guard,” biology senior J.D. Ham-mer said.
CSF does fully expect to beat its recordcrowd from last year.
“I threw my bet in at 11,100 people,” MattDampier, associate campus minister, said. “Wewill definitely be north 10,000.”
Dampier participated in the first ever CSFwater balloon fight.
“We want to show people that we thinkGod gives us this radical, awesome life,”Dampier said. “So let’s just go throw waterballoons.”
“This year will be bigger and better,”Pauley said.
CSF will mix things up this year so peoplewho have been going the last three yearswon’t be bored, King said.
“This is the best five minutes of organizedchaos you will ever experience,” Dampier said.
The water balloon fight will be at 11:55p.m. Friday at Johnson Center Fields.
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PHOTO BY TESSA LIGHTY | STAFFStudents gather to fill balloons with water outside of CSF to prepare for what they hope will be anotherrecord-breaking event. The organization prepares for the event months in advance.
Christian Student Fellowshipexpects to re-break world record
The three robberieslisted below took placein August near campus.Other robberies oc-curred involving UK stu-dents that did not takeplace on campus.
Aug. 5 — About 2:30a.m. on the 600 block ofSouth Limestone, a sex-ual assault and robberytook place, causing seri-ous injury to a femaleUK student. The suspectis an unknown male.Lexington police are in-vestigating the incident.
Aug. 19 — About 11:40 p.m., a robbery occurred in the area of NewtownCrossing Apartments. Two men with shirts covering their faces approached aUK student and robbed him of personal property. One suspect had a handgun.
Aug. 22 — About 6:40 p.m., a female UK student was robbed of her cell-phone while walking on Complex Drive near the Johnson Student RecreationCenter.
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Two ducks walked into a bar. Ouch.OK, that one was bad, but there were
much better free jokes offered Wednesdaynight at the debut of the Cats Den’s ComedyCaravan.
Students new and old squeezed into theStudent Center venue for the visit of comedi-ans Kevin McCaffrey and Mike Trainor.
Both men brought the house down withtheir routines played in front of an audiencethat moments earlier sat in a recreation roomfull of pool tables and video games.
After a quick dim of the lights, setting upof chairs and hush of the crowd, the roomwas transformed into a comedy store thatwouldn’t look out of place in New York orLos Angeles.
McCaffrey, who last visited the Cats Denin 2008, was delighted to be back in front ofthe UK masses.
“It was great, it was a fun crowd,” he saidof his performance.
The Chicago native entertained withjokes talking about the complexities of tyinga shoelace after weight gain to the awkward-ness of carrying toilet paper through NewYork City — a city he knows well because of
his position as the writer for DavidLetterman’s Top Ten List.
McCaffrey was followed on stage by Trainor, the face and voice of “World’sDumbest Criminals” on TruTV.
Trainor’s act was also a big hit with stu-dents, many of whom found it difficult tocontain themselves during his risqué routine.
“It was good, (I) had a lot of fun,” he saidon his third show in Lexington this calendaryear. “Early in the year shows are a goodtime.
“Kevin did good, we tour together a lot,so it was nice.”
The comedian appreciated having a breakfrom his television work to tour withMcCaffrey.
“I sneak out, we’re between seasons rightnow so it was pretty easy to take a few daysand travel around,” he said.
Students were certainly glad he was ableto wrestle himself away from his televisioncommitments to visit campus.
“It was quite hilarious,” Shang Sharpe, anundeclared freshman, said.
He also got to attend the free show withnew friends beneficial to the settling in period.
“I’m still getting used to the campusatmosphere and I’ve never really been toshows like this so it’s really fun,” Sharpe
said.“I’m going to definitely be coming
again.”The night even got under way with a
short performance by one of UK’s own.Steve Pearce kicked off with a sample
of his self-honed comedy routine, an acthe’s been working on during his time ashost of Comedy Caravan on Wednesdays.
Pearce, an advertising major who gradu-ated last Friday, was delighted to see anotherthrong of students for the midweek event.
“When I started the show, the averageaudience attendance was 74 people, tonightwe had 172, last year we finished with anaverage of 149 which is just incredible,” hesaid.
Pearce recommended any student inter-ested in comedy try it out as he reflected onhis stint as Comedy Caravan host, whichdrew to a close following his graduation.
“It’s such a cool reality,” he said. “Justbeing on stage in general, getting to talk topeople, especially making people laugh hasjust been awesome.”
Students interested in comedy are invitedto try out their own routines under the spot-light on the first open mic night of the year.
The event takes place at 7:30 p.m. Sept.5 at the Cats Den.
Comedy season kicks off with known performers
You’re probably wary of it: theinescapable weight gain freshmenexperience.
While recentreports say it’smore like threepounds, anyamount of weightgain should causeconcern. Maybeyou don’t mind afew extra pounds,but the lifestylesupporting thegain could reallydrag you down.Here are some
tips that will not only help youfight the fat, but will also keepyou sane through your first yearon campus.
Learn to navigate dining hallsEither you’ve escaped mom’s
cooking or you’re pining for it.Either way, you’re on your own forplanning meals.
If you don’t consider the health-iest options, you’ll wind up hungryat Commons with a plate of nachoson your tray. The nachos won’t killyou if you practice moderation andportion control, but it is true thatone good decision leads to evenbetter decisions.
Frequent the Johnson CenterYou’re already paying to attend
this state-of-the-art gym with greatclasses and a friendly environment.Take advantage of it.
Ladies, you can hop on theelliptical and see some weight-lift-
ing eye candy on the floor below(no pressure, guys).
With the pool, basketball court, track and rock-climbing wall, therereally is something for everyone.
For the less-than-dedicatedtypes, joining a club sports team ortaking a KHP class is a great way tostay committed.
Imbibe wiselyAlcohol? What’s that? Honestly
though, you’ll thank yourself if youpractice some restraint.
Drinking makes you more likelyto chow on some Cane’s and lesslikely to visit the gym. This all-pow-erful, new-best-friend serum is prob-ably the crux of college weight gain.
Watch out.
SleepWhen you are sleep deprived,
your hunger hormones get out ofwhack and your metabolism isn’tup to its regular speed. Add inbooze (the two are usually partnersin crime), and you may see thenumber on the scale rise.
Practice time managementCollege beats high school
because you have all this free time!Wait, is that why you’re up all nightcramming at Willy T.?
If you plan ahead, you can man-age to: be mindful of your meals,burn some calories, have plenty ofsocial time and get a solid night ofsleep. Oh, and attend those classesyou happen to be taking.
Be creative with your time. The
trek from the dorms to campus cancertainly count as physical activity,and snacks such as fruit or nuts cantide you over to lunch.
If you need a break, by allmeans take it, but don’t blow awaythe afternoon on Pinterest.
Go easy on yourselfDon’t try to be perfect. Chances
are, you’ve embraced some newhabits that, if managed well in thelong run, can be included in ahealthy lifestyle.
Five pounds isn’t the end of theworld. And depending on yourheight and stature, 15 may not bebad either.
Be proactive with your healthroutine and college weight gainwon’t become a yearly struggle.
PHOTO BY JARED GLOVER | STAFFThe Cats Den Comedy Caravan kicked off Wednes-day with Kevin McCaffrey and Mike Trainor.
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LOS ANGELES — “Days Go By” is thefirst album since 2008 for The Offspring, andthe title’s twilight tone makes you wonderwhat message is being transmitted from theskate park in Huntington Beach. Nostalgiafor guitar solos? A lament for long-gone plat-inum sales? Or maybe just the end of sum-mer school?
Dexter Holland, lead singer of the Or-ange County pop-punk stalwarts, considersthe question from the driver’s seat of a cus-tomized black van with leopard-print uphol-stery. As he drives toward the Huntingtonpier he explains that the theme is one of re-silience and perseverance — a less-biblicalmessage of “This too shall pass.”
“I really struggled with the title and try-ing to find something that would wrap allthis together with some cool, nifty title like(the Ramones classic) ‘Rocket to Russia,’”Holland said. “But everyone is going throughhard times these days, and maybe it’s cheesyor naive, but I think it’s important to say,‘Things are going to get better.’”
Well, if not better, at least different. Hol-land, just four years shy of his 50th birthday,says a recurring conversation he has withgenerational peers is about the shiftingground beneath their feet. The band is doingwell when measured against contemporarycounterparts, but it’s not a pretty picture ifyou judge them against their own past —say, the pre-Napster days when CDs like“Smash” could spin platinum and gold.
“Our sales might be down 90 percent,and that’s no exaggeration, but hey, we gotluckier than any band, so I’m not moaningabout it,” Holland said. “Everybody I talk tois saying, ‘I got to figure out what I do next.I saw a guy that used to run Epitaph Recordsin Europe, he just came to a show becausewe’re friends. I hadn’t seen him in 10 years,and I asked what he was doing, and he’s awine distributor now.”
Aging well is tricky in music, where of-the-moment imperatives will always trumpvintage thinking. The Offspring made its namewith radio-ready punk pop (“Come Out andPlay,” “Self Esteem,” “Gotta Get Away”) thatsold 18 million albums in the U.S. and took itall over the world; it just returned, for instance,from a somewhat surreal Russian festival gig.
“I think (the promoters) might have beenRussian mobsters,” Holland said, “and I’mnot joking.”
“Days Go By” is the band’s ninth album.“They say as time goes by time goes
faster, and this year’s been a whirlwind be-cause we were really trying to get the albumdone and we finished that in March, and thenit even got more hectic,” Holland said. “Thenit was shooting videos, doing photos, then amonth in Europe doing festivals. ... It’s justone thing after another, but that’s great, we’renot complaining.”
The new Offspring collection shows arestlessness that producer Bob Rock fostered,which allowed the band to do the straight-uprock of the title track but also, say, the in-triguing reggae investigation of “OC Guns.”
“People say, ‘Don’t you get sick of playing‘Self Esteem’ and ‘Come Out and Play,’ andtruthfully, you do, there’s a point after maybe500 times where you get sick of it, but then af-ter a couple hundred more times it becomespart of your DNA,” Holland said. “That’swhere I am now. I enjoy it every time.”
The band, since the 1980s, has includedHolland on vocals, Kevin “Noodles” Wasser-man on guitar and Greg Kriesel on bass.Since 2007, Pete Parada has been in the mixas the drummer. The Offspring got its startby being shut out from the Orange Countypunk scene (Holland and Kriesel were team-mates on a high school cross-country team in1984 when they couldn’t get tickets into aSocial Distortion show and, sulking, pledgedto start their own group), and credibility hasalways been elusive for a band that is morebratty than badass.
The class-clown spirit (and the leopard-skin upholstery) are hard to miss in “Cruisin’California (Bumpin’ In My Trunk),” the newsingle that is a sonic spitball — it starts witha Ramones wink, veers into LMFAO ludi-crousness and seems to have some Katy Per-ry bounce in the background. Holland andcompany assumed people would hear a spiri-tual sequel to “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)”or “Why Don’t You Get a Job,” but insteadthey got slapped by fans who missed thepunch line.
Holland shrugged it off. The Offspring isused to haters.
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record 986 yards. His 1995 senior seasonwas potentially the greatest statistical rush-ing season on record, as he set a schoolrecord with 1,600 yards on the ground, in-cluding three games with the most rushingyards gained in a single game (238, 272,299).Randall Cobb – QB/WR/KR (2008-10)
What couldn’t Randall Cobb do? Inhis days at UK, the athlete played quar-terback, wide receiver and kick returner(all of which he excelled at). Notablerecords he holds include most all-pur-pose yards gained in a season (2,396)and most touchdowns scored in a career(37).Jared Lorenzen – QB (2000-03)
The “Hefty Lefty” or “Fat Cat,” as hewas often called, barely misses entry intothe top five. Lorenzen started four seasonsat UK where he racked up the most total of-fensive yards in school history (10,637) –nearly 2,000 more than Andre Woodson.Teams
1946 - In Paul ‘Bear’ Bryant’s first yearat the helm of the football program, theteam finished the season with a 7-3 record,outscoring its opponents by 142 points inthose 10 games.
1947 - This team finished 8-3 with awin over Villanova in the Great LakesBowl, allowing a mere 73 points over the11-game season.
1951 - One year after being named co-national champions, Bryant’s UK team fin-ished 8-4 after defeating Texas Christian inthe Cotton Bowl. The Cats outscored theiropponents by 193 points in just 12 games,and by 232 points in the team’s eight victo-ries.
1953 - In Bryant’s final season as UK’shead coach, the team finished with a recordof 7-2-1 but did not make a bowl appear-ance.
1984 - This team is remembered mostfor being the most recent team to beat theVols until the streak was snapped in No-vember. The team finished the year 9-3,capping it off with a win over Wisconsin inthe Hall of Fame Bowl.
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To get the advantage, check the day'srating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 themost challenging.Aries (March 21-April 19) — Today is a 6— Apply what you've learned, andimagine a fresh approach. Cut thefluff. The action is behind the scenes.Tell friends you'll play later. Travel isappealing, but not without risk.Taurus (April 20-May 20) — Today is a5 — Taking criticism and continuing toincrease your effort could increase therisks, but also the successes. Try anew tactic. Keep the faith, and remem-ber your bottom line commitment.Gemini (May 21-June 20) — Today is an8 — Looks like you've attracted some-one hot. Enjoy it! It's not a good timeto travel, though. Stay put and findillumination over the next few days.Cancer (June 21-July 22) — Today is a5 — Welcome a big job. Make sure yourcredit card information is secure.
Double-check your bank statement.Controversies increase and costs arehigher than expected.Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — Today is a 7 —Your loved ones encourage you totake on a new challenge. Carefullyconsider the options, and then go forit. The thrill is in the calculated risk.Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Today is a 6— The next few days are good forhousehold renovations. You find iteasier to get distracted. Ask others tohelp you stay on track. A little motiva-tion goes a long way.Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Today is a 6— Get ready for another great learningexperience. If you don't try, you won'tknow whether or not you can. Go for it!You can always get back on the horse.Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — Today is a5 — Postpone family time. Now is agood period for making money. Ifyou're not quite sure what you wantnext, look into your heart. Improvethe areas that need it.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — Todayis a 7 — It's easy to get complacentwhen you're the king. Use your powerto improve your world now and in thefuture. Changes may upset the bal-ance at home. Reconfigure.Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Today isa 5 — Clean out your closet, with thehelp of a friend. If you don't love it,let go of it. Your trash is somebodyelse's treasure. Persuasion is magic.Don't waste your money.Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Today isan 8 — You can always include anotherin your circle of friends. Disagreementresults in growth. Self-esteem gets aboost, even as false hopes get shat-tered.Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is a5 — Check out something you're wor-ried about, and stay active as needed.It's easy to get sidetracked. You're fullof brilliant ideas, so organize themaccording to priority.
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3 Bed/2.5 bath luxury town home, hard woodfloors, vaulted ceilings, W/D, private patio,close to campus. Pets allowed. For viewing call(859) 288-5601.3 BR/1.5 BA. W/D hookup, hardwood floors.Fenced backyard. No pets. Fabulous historic ren-ovation. 425 S. Upper. $2,500. (859) 233- 7474.3BR/2.5BA duplex, 623 Big Bear Lane. Nearbus line. Garage, fenced-in yard, pets al lowed,W/D hookup. $875. (859) 492-3980. Great security! Great location! 1BR/1BA condo.$625/month, including all utilities. Close toUK, Central Baptist & St. Joe. Call Brad (859)983-0434.PRIVATE ROOM. Directly across from UKMedical Center. Share two baths, kitchen &laundry in very large house. Deadbolt on room.Co-ed, new renovation. Clean! $420. Utilitiespaid. (859) 509-2227. www. -hardinproperties.net.
2002 Harley-Davidson FLHTPI Electra GlidePolice Road King, 16,132 miles. All safety cam-paigns completed. 2” paint bubble on right gastank. $7,500. (859) 221-2093.
$ Bartending $ $300/day potential. No ex -perience necessary. Training provided. 1-800-965-6520, ext. 132.
Accounting intern needed. Must be detail ori-ented and able to work 3 hours daily, Mondaythrough Friday. Please send re sumes [email protected] Robbins hiring PT staff, 115 N. Lo custHill Dr, Suite 101. Nights and week ends.Starting at $7.25/hour. Call (859) 266- 9305.deSha’s Restaurant & Bar, 101 N. Broadway, nowhiring bussers, food runners, host/hostesses andexperienced servers. Must be available to worksome weekdays, 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Call Lee Annto set up in terview. (859) 259-3771.Doctor’s office seeking outgoing and person ableoffice assistant. Must be able to work all dayMonday, Wednesday and Friday or Tues dayand Thursday. Please send resumes to:[email protected] Childhood/Education Majors : Tots LandingLearning Center is currently accept ing applica-tions for afternoon PT assistant teachers.Days/Hours are flexible. Contact (859) 263-7028.First United Methodist Church hiring nurs eryworkers. High school degree and strongChristian background a must. Sundays 8–1 andspecial events required. (859) 233- 0545. Sendresume to Bekah Franklin, 200 W. High StreetLexington, Ky., 40507 or [email protected] retail and warehouse work needed.Several positions available. Close to cam pus, onAngliana Avenue. Flexible Hours. Visit www.teak-closeouts.com/ukjob for more information.Healthy occasional smokers needed for re -search studies. Researchers with the Univer sityof Kentucky College of Medicine, Depart mentof Behavioral Science are recruiting healthynon�daily tobacco users between the ages of21�25 to participate in ongoing behav ioralstudies. Qualified volunteers will be paid fortheir participation. Studies involve completionof up to 4 testing sessions that are run in apleasant setting during daytime hours. Snacks,movies, video games and reading materials willbe provided. To apply visit our website at:http://rrf.research.uky. edu.Idle Hour Country Club staffing full & part timepositions. AM/PM, weekends & holi daysrequired. Front desk receptionists, a la carteservers, banquet servers, bartenders.Competitive wages. Uniforms & meals pro -vided. Apply in person Tues-Sun 1-5 p.m.Immediate interviews. No phone calls, please.1815 Richmond Road, Lexington, Ky., 40502.
Healthy volunteers needed for behavioral stud-ies. Researchers with the University ofKentucky College of Medicine, Department ofBehavioral Science are recruiting healthy vol-unteers ages 18-50 to participate in ongo ingmultiple research studies that evaluate thebehavioral effects of prescribed FDA ap provedmedications. Qualified volunteers will be paidfor their participation. Studies involve comple-tion of 1-47 testing sessions depending on stud-ies for which you may qualify. Studies are runin a pleasant setting during daytime hours.Snacks, movies, video games and reading mate-rials will be pro vided. To apply visit our websiteat: http: //rrf.research.uky.edu.Hiring servers and hosts/hostesses full-timeand part-time. Apply in person, Mondaythrough Friday, 2-4 p.m. at 431 Old Vine St.
Hyatt Regency at Lexington Center hiring AMand PM servers, bartenders, cocktail servers,on-call banquet servers, bartenders and bellvalets. EOE. Please apply online @ hospitality-online.com.Lexington Clinic is seeking a PT medical re -ceptionist/registrar. Past medical experiencepreferred, excellent customer service experi -ence required. Every other Saturday 8 a.m. -5p.m. and Sunday 9 a.m.-5 p.m. with possi bilityof additional hours. For complete job listing,please visit www.lexingtonclinic. com. Qualifiedcandidates apply to Lexing ton Clinic HumanResources, 350 Elaine Dr., Suite 208,Lexington, KY 40504. Call (859) 258-6082.Fax: (859) 258-6012.E-mail: [email protected].
Monkey Joe’s Children’s Entertainment Cen teraccepting applications. FT and PT. Fun, friend-ly environment. Flexible hours. Apply in per-son, 1850 Bryant Rd.Office assistant needed. Tuesday, Thursdayand Saturday. Apply at 860 South Broad way.Part-time employment: Experienced scratchcook/kitchen assistant needed for Saturdayafternoon/evening shift (2-7:30 P.M.) at smallnon-profit independent living retire ment com-munity in Chevy Chase. Family- style dining;non-smoking environment. Po lice report andreferences required. Addi tional hours possible.Call Ric McGee or Tom Dickerson at 266-2581.PT caregiver for disabled female. Flexiblehours. Background check and references re -quired. (859) 519-0471.PT farm job, very flexible hours. Cattle farmand equipment experience a must. (859)272-8300.PT Plasma center medical helper. No experi -ence necessary. Flexible schedules but must beable to work weekends, until 10 p.m. week-days, and during the school year and Holidays.Apply for Donor Support Techni cian atwww.cslplasma.com and let chris.ot [email protected] know you applied.Ramsey’s Diners hiring line cooks. Experi ence aplus, not required. Apply in person at 496 E.High St., Monday through Friday, 3-5 p.m.Researchers at the University of Kentucky areconducting studies concerning the ef fects ofalcohol and are looking for Male & FemaleSocial Drinkers 21-35 years of age. Volunteerspaid to participate. Call 257- 5794.
Researchers at the University of Kentucky arelooking for individuals 21–45 years of age whohave received a DUI in the last 2 years to partici-pate in a study looking at be havioral and mentalperformance. Partici pants are compensated fortheir time and participation is completely confi-dential. For more information, call 859-257-5794.Student teaching interns needed for 2012- 2013school year. $1,000 scholarship per semesterworked for Education Majors. Working withmiddle school students. Con tact Mandy Otis atmotis@raceforeducation. org.The Cellar Bar & Grille is hiring hosts andservers. Please apply in person only at 3256Lansdowne Drive. Value City Furniture has part-time ware houseand customer service positions avail able.Applicants must be available for some days,nights and weekends. Background check anddrug test required. Please apply in person at2321 Sir Barton Way in Hamburg Pavilion.
Lexington Tennis Club hiring PT nursery work-er. Tuesday/Thursday 4-7 p.m., Satur day 8:30a.m.-1 p.m. Other hours as needed. Contact Joat [email protected].
Free auditions Aug. 26. Scouting for as piringactors, models, singers, dancers for IMTA/LAcompetition. Call Images Model and TalentAgency for appoint ment. (859) 273-2301.
Parking spaces available, $295/semester or$550/year. 423 Aylesford Place. Check outGoogle maps to see amazing location! Call(859) 270-6860 anytime.PARKING SPACES available on Woodland Ave.near Rose Lane. $400/year. (859) 948- 2483.
HONDA REPAIR and service, Alpine Im portsservicing Hondas in the Bluegrass since 1980.Next to Movies 10 on Codell Dr. (859)269-4411.
Furnished room. Share one full bath and onehalf bath. $425, includes all utilities, W/D,wi-fi, cable. Share common rooms and kitchenprivileges. (859) 229-6684.Seeking serious, non-smoking, male upper -classman roommate, for clean, extra-nice houseon Southpoint. Quiet neighborhood.$400/month includes utilities, W/D. (270)264-4380, (270) 313-7242.
Learn to swing dance with the HepCats! Goodexercise, meet people! Classes start Sep. 10,Oct. 15, Nov. 19. 5-week class $35.www.Luv2SwingDance.com. (859) 420- 2426.
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