The American Times

Edition 10 | January 2014

Sleeping Beastie

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Californian princess Sleeping Beauty has been sentenced to sixteen years in jail on charges of fraud. Famous princess Sleeping Beauty has been sentenced to sixteen years in jail on charges of fraud. The believed story is that Sleeping Beauty was lured to the highest tower in the castle on her sixteenth birthday by the Evil Fairy Queen. She then pricked her finger on a spindle, set up by the Evil Fairy Queen, and fell into a sleep for one hundred years. All the servants, cooks, gardeners and even Sleeping Beauty's parents fell asleep as well. The roses all around the castle climbed up it and turned into thorns. After one hundred years, a prince came to save the beautiful princess and marry her. He succeeded in his challenge and the couple have been together for ten years. They seemed happy together but just yesterday the prince phoned the police to report that Sleeping Beauty is a fraud. The

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Prince is in fact the Evil Fairy Queen's grandson, who has her own story. It is that Sleeping Beauty was not impressed that she was sixteen years old without a Prince. She set up a

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Missing shoe. If found please return to Prince Charming's Castle, 1 Fairytale Avenue, Brooklyn, BR1 58T.

spinning wheel and spindle in the highest tower and cast the enchantments required to make the whole castle fall asleep when her finger touched the spindle. She then lured the Evil Fairy Queen to the tower and pricked her finger. The Evil Fairy Queen was blamed for this crime and sentenced to 2 years in jail. Sleeping Beauty was arrested yesterday and admitted to these crimes as she was dragged into prison. She also promised that the Prince would be sorry. The Prince said, "I cannot believe that I fell for her fair hair and blue eyes. I should have looked beyond the outside to see what she was really like. If there's one thing I have learnt from this scandal, it is that it's better to marry a princess who is kind and understanding, a real princess, than a horrible old witch who looks like a princess." The Evil Fairy Queen has been removed from prison and is currently living in the Prince's castle.

By Christina

Princess needing extra dwarf.

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Faraway Gate from 10:00 - 11:30.

Inside: Page 9 - How Belle got her perfect prince. Page 13 - Three Little Pigs houses blown down! Page 22 – “I can't believe I survived Ursula." Ariel's true story. Page 5 - Old woman has lived in boot for past 20 years.