108 tiny timmy

The Fairly OddParents

“Tiny Tim”

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)#108

Written By:Steve Marmel and Mike Bell

First Draft:4/26/00Revised:5/3/00Final Draft:5/9/00

Nickelodeon Animation Studiosc 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved

The Fairly OddParents: “Tiny Tim” By Steve Marmel and Mike Bell Final Draft 5/9/00 2

FADE IN:

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - EARLY EVENING

TIMMY stares into a MICROSCOPE.

TIMMY’S POV

An AMOEBA, barely wriggles on a slide.

TIMMY(Disgusted sigh)

So boring... can’t focus...

COSMO AND WANDA POOF into frame.

WANDAWhat’s the matter, Champ?

Timmy holds up a DIAGRAM of the human body.

TIMMYI’ve gotta do a report on the “wonders of the microscopic universe. You know what’s really microscopic? How much I care.

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

MR. AND MRS. TURNER place an EXPENSIVE LOOKING VASE on a PEDESTAL.

DADVicky, you know what’s not microscopic? How much we care about this vase!

VICKY(looking at vase)

It sure looks expensive!

MOMIt is! It’s worth $50,000!

DADThat’s more than you’ll make in your life!

Mom and Dad share a heartfelt laugh.

MOM(wiping tears)


Ah... well, we’re off! Take good care of our fancy new vase -- and Timmy! -- while we’re gone!

They exit. Vicky glares at the vase.

VICKYI hate you.

(beat)Stop mocking me!!

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME

Timmy, at his desk again, looks through the microscope.

TIMMYSo boring...can’t focus...

COSMOJeepers...Timmy needs to work on his attention span.

TIMMYI wish this assignment was more exciting.

POOF! Cosmo and Wanda whip up an ELABORATE EXOSKELETON / SHRINK SUIT. It stands open, like a sarcophagus.

WANDATimmy, we’re going to show you that microbiology can be fun! Climb in!

Timmy enters the suit.

TIMMYWhat’s this thing do?

COSMOIt’s a shrink suit!

WANDAIt has dozens of gizmos and gadgets to protect you from the UNKNOWN DANGERS OF THE MICROBIOLOGICAL UNIVERSE!

TIMMYWhat dangers?

Cosmo waves his wand and a DICTIONARY appears, opened to the letter “U.”


COSMOWe don’t know. See, Timmy, that’s why we used the word “unknown.”

TIMMYCome on, you guys! Let’s get microscopic!

Timmy hits a BUTTON on his CHEST PLATE. Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands. The three of them shrink as the room around them seems to grow. They all float, Cosmo and Wanda via magic, Timmy via BOOT JETS.

TIMMY Cool!

(beat)Bored already.

COSMOHey, how about we explore the cooties around Vicky?

WANDAThere’s bound to be tons of ‘em!

TIMMYOkay!

They fly through Timmy’s now seemingly GIGANTIC BEDROOM DOOR KEYHOLE and downstairs.

CUT TO:

INT. - LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

Vicky eats JUNK FOOD in front of the TV. Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda land on the TABLE near her -- from their perspective, it’s a massive mountain range of chips, candy, curds and crap.

COSMOWow! Christmas came early! Gigantic Cheese Pants!

ON COSMO AND WANDA

The Godparents stand by a mountain-sized, Cheeto’s-esque, BAG OF CHEEZE PANTS -- Giant Cheese Puffs shaped like pants. They start eating away.

WANDAI like the cheddar overalls!

COSMO


I like the Jalapeno button flies!

Timmy marvels at the giant food.

TIMMYWow. Look at the size of this food. If I could shrink everyone in the world down to this size, there’d be enough food to end world hunger!

Cosmo and Wanda stop for a moment to take in Timmy’s warm and fuzzy sentiment.

WANDAThat’s beautiful, Timmy!

COSMO...but not why we’re here! Look! Big candy!

TIMMYMine!

They fly O.S. Wanda shakes her head.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - ANOTHER PART OF THE TABLE - SAME TIME

A FEMALE PROTOZOA is surrounded by SEVERAL MALE PROTOZOA, all holding FLOWERS.

TIMMYProtozoa! They’d be perfect subjects for my report!

MALE PROTOZOA #1Pick me, Becky! We’ll make beautiful mold together!

MALE PROTOZOA #2 No, me! I make milk go sour! I’m a bad influence! I’m edgy!

Timmy, Wanda and Cosmo land nearby.

WANDAWe’ll help ya, Timmy!

TIMMYNo thanks. Remember the last time you helped me with a science project? The school blew up?

COSMO AND WANDA


(obviously lying)No...

TIMMYWell, I do! I wanna do the rest of this myself. I wish you guys would spend the afternoon enjoying yourselves while I do my report!

COSMOAye, Aye, Timmy! We understand the importance of self-reliance! Why, when I was a young fairy at...

TIMMYGetting bored again.

The Godparents POOF OS.

BECKY, the female Protozoa, notices Timmy and instantly swoons.

TIMMY(to Becky)

Hi! Mind if I ask you a few questions?

BECKYAsk me anything! I think you multi-celled organisms are, like, so complex!

MALE PROTOZOA #1But... what about us?

BECKYTalk to the scilla, losers, because the nucleus ain’t listening!

The male protozoa slink away.

INT. - A GIGANTIC BAG OF CHEESE PANTS - SAME TIME

ANGLE ON COSMO AND WANDA

Cosmo carves a TOPIARY WANDA BUST out of a Cheese Pant.

COSMOSay Cheese!

WANDAThat’d be redundant!

COSMOWell, Timmy’s given us the afternoon off! Whattya wanna do first?


As they talk, Vicky’s gigantic fingers reach into frame and pick up a handful of cheese pants.

WANDANot get eaten!

COSMOThat’s oddly specific!

She swallows the food along with Cosmo and Wanda.

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S STOMACH - SIMULTANEOUS

A PIRATES-OF-THE-CARRIBEAN-LIKE TOUR BOAT bobs on STOMACH ACID. The passengers include a STOMACH FLU COUPLE and a MALE PARASITE, in a white leisure suit, who sits alone. A TOUR GUIDE -- a 16 year human old kid -- sits at the front in a safari suit.

TOUR GUIDEWe still have room for one more pair of germs for our journey through the inside of an evil girl! Anybody? Going once... going twice...

Cosmo and Wanda drop into the boat.

TOUR GUIDE And we’re off! Now watch out for that stomach acid! It’s hydroclo-horrible!Get it? Clo-horrible?

COSMO AND WANDA(after a beat)

(LAUGH HYSTERICALLY)

TOUR GUIDEAre you laughing with me, or at me?

WANDAAt you!

COSMOGesundheit!

A PIECE OF CANDY floats by, dissolving in the stomach acid.

COSMO Look! Big candy!

TOUR GUIDE (sighs) You know, what I really wanna do is direct.


The boat floats O.S.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - VICKY’S SMALL INTESTINES - A LITTLE LATER

The boat enters the small intestines - this should feel like the “SPLASH MOUTAIN” log ride at Disney Land.

TOUR GUIDEThis is where the stomach empties into the small intestine. Remember, the small intestine is a high intensity, flume ride. You will get wet!

WANDAWet with what?

TOUR GUIDE(beat) Lady, you don’t wanna know.

MALE STOMACH FLU(snooty)

For a germ, you certainly ask a lot of obvious questions.

COSMOWe’re not germs! We’re magic.

FEMALE STOMACH FLUWell, we’re the stomach flu. We’re contagious. Watch and learn.

The Female stomach flu touches the lining of Vicky’s stomach.

TOUR GUIDEHey! Hands in the boat at all times!

The area of the stomach she touches turns sickly looking.

CUT TO:


VICKY watches TV as she finishes the bag of Cheese Pants. Suddenly, she grabs her tummy.

VICKYGak! Bathroom!

She bolts O.S., knocking the vase off of the pedestal. It drops towards the floor.


CUT TO:

INT. - ANOTHER PART OF THE TABLE - SAME TIME

Timmy furiously scribbles notes into a NOTE PAD.

BECKYMy interests include wiggling and swimming. My turnoffs are penicillin and antibiotics!

(very smooth)But enough about me... tell me about you!

TIMMYWell, my name’s Timmy. I have a short attention span and...

Becky sinks as Timmy abruptly turns and walks away.

ON TIMMY

He hears the vase CRASH.

TIMMY Oh no!

VICKY reenters the room and discovers the damage.

ON VICKY

VICKY Oh no! I broke the really expensive vase!

(beat)I mean... Timmy broke the really expensive vase!

(beat)Hey, as long as I’m blaming him for stuff...

Vicky grabs the PHONE and speed-dials.

VICKY I’m throwing a party at Timmy’s house. I mean... Timmy’s throwing a “break Timmy’s stuff” party at Timmy’s house!

Instantly, the DOOR BELL rings. Vicky opens the door, HAPPY TEENS rush through and the party begins.

TEENS(WALLA)

ON TABLE


Timmy starts to panic.

TIMMYShe’s gonna wreck the place and blame me! I gotta get big!

Timmy hits a BUTTON on the shrink suit... and shrinks a little bit more.

TIMMY Of course. Mr. & Mrs. literal made me a shrink suit that only shrinks! I better find them...

CUT TO:

ANOTHER PART OF THE TABLE

Timmy flies through JUNK FOOD FIELDS looking for Cosmo and Wanda.

TIMMYNow where did they go?

Suddenly, Vicky’s TWO HUGE FINGERS dart into frame, grabbing for a CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. Timmy swerves between them as though they were gigantic columns.

TIMMY Whoa!

He spots the empty bag of cheese pants and realizes...

TIMMY Oh, those dolts! They got themselves eaten! I gotta get inside Vicky, find them and wish myself bigger before my parents get home! Only one way to do that...

Vicky’s fingers reach back into frame for ANOTHER COOKIE. Timmy jumps onto the cookie and rides it up to Vicky’s mouth.

TIMMY When in Idiotville, do as the idiots do...

Vicky chomps down on the cookie and Timmy disappears into the evil babysitter’s mouth.

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S STOMACH - SIMULTANEOUS

TIMMY (O.S.)Aaaaa....

Timmy falls into frame. He’s about to plunge into the stomach acid.


TIMMY (O.S.)...aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Boot jets! Boot jets!

Timmy’s boot jets fire, slowing him. He hovers above the stomach acid, pulls out his CHART of the human body and pinpoints his location.

TIMMY Cool! I’m in Vicky’s body! While I’m looking for Cosmo and Wanda, I can learn all sorts of stuff for my report!

Timmy revs his boot jets and the flames ignite a SMALL FIRE on Vicky’s stomach wall.

VICKY (O.S.)EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Timmy takes out his note pad and writes.

TIMMYFire in stomach hurts. Man, the learning never stops!

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S SMALL INTESTINES - SAME TIME

The Tour Boat rises and tips over the top of a hill, plummeting downward.

COSMOWee hoo hoooo! This rocks!

TOUR GUIDEThis is intense-tinal!

WANDAGood one!

TOUR GUIDEReally?

COSMONo! But who cares? This is great! WEEEEEEE!

WANDAWEEEEEEEE HOOOO!!! We should bore Timmy into giving us the afternoon off more often!

As they move through the small intestine, the Parasite moves in towards Wanda.

COSMO


Hey, hands off the wife!

PARASITEHey! I’m a parasite! It’s what I do! In fact...

He puts an arm around the female stomach flu.

FEMALE STOMACH FLUHey!

(beat, realizing)I mean... hi.

PARASITEHey! Sometimes it works!

The boat whips around a corner and turns into a less tumultuous part of the body. They pass into a HALLWAY that reads “The Wonderful World of Kidney.”

TOUR GUIDEHere we are...

COSMO(excited)

Kidney-land! We’re in Kidney-land! And Ohmygosh, look!

EVERYBODY ON THE BOATIt’s Walt Kidney!!!!

Sure enough, waiting at the entrance, is WALT KIDNEY. Think of Walt Disney but... you know... like a kidney. A GLOWING FAIRY THAT LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE TINKERBELL, flies up near Walt.

WALT KIDNEYHello and welcome to Kidney-land, located in scenic, Vicky the Babysitter! And this is your magical guide through the kidney and beyond... Tinklebell!

Tinklebell flutters up to Cosmo and Wanda.

WANDADon’t we know you?

TINKLEBELLLook, it’s a summer job. Okay? Please, don’t tell my parents.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - VICKY’S CHEST CAVITY - A LITTLE LATER


Timmy soars through her chest cavity, human-body-chart in hand.

TIMMYAt this rate, I’ll never find Cosmo and Wanda...

Suddenly, various ITEMS (Things like a LADY ON A BICYCLE, GUYS IN A ROWBOAT and A CHICKEN COOP ala the WIZARD OF OZ) start whipping past him and disappearing into a spinning BLACK HOLE in the center of Vicky’s chest.

Timmy checks the chart.

TIMMY A black hole? But that’s where Vicky’s heart is supposed to be! Of course! Her heart is a black hole!

The black hole tugs at Timmy.

TIMMY Pull... too strong! Gotta get clear...

Timmy pushes a BUTTON on his suit. A HUMAN ASTROPHYSICIST - who looks a lot like ALBERT EINSTEIN, attached to Timmy by an umbilical cord - pops out.

TIMMYHow do I get out of here?

PHYSICISTI don’t know. I’m a physicist. Not a rocket scientist.

Timmy pushes another BUTTON. A ROCKET SCIENTIST appears.

TIMMYHow about you?

ROCKET SCIENTISTI don’t know. I’m just a rocket scientist.

Timmy hits another button. A MOM appears.

TIMMYYou?

MOMI’m a mom, of course I know everything. Just bounce off the missing heart’s Event Horizon. And don’t forget to wear your galoshes.

Timmy fires up his boot jets and starts to accelerate towards the black hole.


He skips across the event horizon (which looks like a giant fishnet - think Disney’s “The Black Hole”) like a stone bouncing off the surface of a lake.

He accelerates and slingshots around the black hole, up through Vicky’s neck, across her electrical nerve endings (which look like telephone poles) and crashes through a glass window landing in...

INT. - VICKY’S BRAIN

TIMMYWow! I’m in Vicky’s brain! Mom’s really do know everything!

LITTLE VERSIONS OF VICKY sit in CHAIRS in front of a CONTROL PANEL. On a BIG MONITOR, we see what Vicky sees.

TIMMYCool... I can see what Vicky sees. I must be in her brain! That’s weird... I expected it to be tinier in here.

PETTINIESSHey! This is a secure area! Who are you?

TIMMYUh... I’m Bob... from the uh... Central Nervous system.

EVERYBODY AT CONTROLSHi, Bob!

TIMMYWhat do you guys do around here, anyway?

PETTINESSWe’re Vicky’s subconscious. We control all of her emotions. I’m Pettiness. That’s jealousy.

JEALOUSYYo. Why don’t I have a suit like that?

PETTINESSAnd over there is anger.

ANGERWHY DON’T I HAVE A SUIT LIKE THAT!!!

Timmy looks at the monitor and sees the party.

TIMMY


There’s a party? At my house?

PETTINESSYeah! She’s breaking everything and blaming it on the twerp!

ON THE SCREEN, Vicky throws a SODA CAN through a WINDOW.

VICKYOoops! Timmy broke the window!

PETTINESSIsn’t she the petty-est? I rule!

Timmy pulls out his chart of the body.

TIMMYWhere the heck are Cosmo and Wanda?

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S HEAD - THE NOSE - SAME TIME

The boat is now a hover craft and moves down the CARTILAGE of Vicky’s nose.

TOUR GUIDEWelcome to our last stop... the nose! Knock...

COSMOWe love knock knock jokes! Who’s there!

TOUR GUIDEYou’re supposed to let me say “knock knock.”

WANDAWho’s there?

TOUR GUIDENo... I say...

COSMOKnock knock!

TOUR GUIDEWho’s there?

COSMOWe don’t know! It’s your knock knock joke!

The Tour guide sinks.


WANDA“Who’s there?”

TOUR GUIDENose.

COSMONose who?

TOUR GUIDENose-dradamus predicts... the end of the tour is near.

(very airline stewardessly)Please exit through either the left or right orifice!

The Tour guide pulls out a FEATHER and tickles the inside of Vicky’s nose.

ON VICKY

VICKY Ah! Ah! Ah! CHOOOOO!

Everybody is blown out her nose and onto a far wall, where they stick.

CLOSE ON GODPARENTS AND GERMS

WANDAAw... I didn’t get my hand stamped.

COSMOAgain! Again!

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S BRAIN - SAME TIME

Timmy sees a COBWEB COVERED, EMPTY CHAIR next to the controls and reads the name plate.

TIMMYKindness?

PETTINESSNever showed up for work.

ON THE MONITOR - Pettiness sees a pretty BOY talking to a pretty GIRL.

PETTINESS Hey! Some girl is getting more attention than Vicky! I’d better spill something on her dress!


Pettiness pulls a lever. On the big screen, we see Vicky spill her SODA on THE PRETTY GIRL’S DRESS.

PETTINESS And now an appropriate victory cackle at the girl’s expense...

Pettiness pulls the lever more.

VICKYHAHAHAHAHAH

PETTINESSWho’s the king? Who’s the King?

OTHER EMOTIONSYou are, Pettiness!

Timmy sits down in Kindness’ chair.

TIMMYI wonder...

Timmy turns the KINDNESS DIAL up one click.

CUT TO:


Vicky points at the girl with the stained dress.

VICKYHAHAHA...

(we hear the click)Oh, gosh! I’m sorry! What an incredibly unkind thing of me to do! Here! Let me pay for the dry cleaning!

Vicky gives her some MONEY.

CUT TO:


Timmy adjusts the kindness controls.

TIMMYWow. If one click did that...

Timmy turns the dial to full power.

CUT TO:



CLICK! Vicky’s face contorts. She looks at her WATCH.

VICKYOh My Good golly gosh! Timmy’s parents will be home any minute! Quick, everybody! Get out! I have to clean! And here! Money for everyone!

Everybody grabs some cash and exits. Vicky bolts O.S. and back into scene with a MOP and BUCKET, wearing a SNOW WHITE-type outfit and a look of pure determination

VICKYThere’s not a minute to spare! Come, my animal friends!

WIDEN TO REVEAL she’s surrounded by BAMBI-ESQUE, ANIMAL FRIENDS to help her while she cleans.

VICKY Let’s! Get! Kind!

CUT TO:


Timmy looks at the screen.

TIMMY’S P.O.V.

He sees Vicky’s hand wipe the miniature Cosmo and Wanda off the wall.

TIMMYWow! Cosmo and Wanda are outside Vicky’s body! Now I can wish myself outta here!

Timmy turns to leave and sees the other emotions surrounding him.

PETTINESSYou! You’re not from the nervous system! And you’re name’s not Bob!

TIMMYDuh! I knew pettiness was a stupid emotion, but I didn’t realize how stupid!

PETTINESS


Oh, yeah? Well, we know how to deal with infections like you!

Pettiness hits a BIG RED BUTTON. ANTI-BODIES arrive.

TIMMYAnti-bodies! Maybe I should have gloated once I was out of here.

Timmy flies O.S. with the Anti-bodies in hot pursuit.

JEALOUSYI wish I was being pursued by anti-bodies like that.

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S THROAT - SAME TIME

Timmy flies, dodging blasts of WHITE BLOOD CELLS. Suddenly, he angles in on the VOCAL CORDS. They vibrate as we hear...

VICKY (O.S.)Cleaning... cleaning... cleaning... cleaning... cleaning...

TIMMYVicky’s vocal cords!

Timmy pulls a ROPE and a TIN CAN out of his suit, ties the rope around the vocal cords and speaks into the can.

VICKY (O.S.)I have to clean the mess I made and...

TIMMY(into tin Can)

...I wish I was out of here!

CUT TO:


ON VICKY

VICKY(with Timmy’s voice)

“I wish I was out of here!”

ON COSMO AND WANDA, NOW IN THEIR FISHBOWL

WANDA


Did you hear that wish? Timmy learned ventriloquism!

COSMOAnd Vicky’s his dummy!

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and...

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S THROAT - SAME TIME

Timmy is surrounded by anti-bodies.

ANTI-BODY #1Ready! Aim! FIRE!

POOF! Timmy disappears just as the hail of white blood cells attack.

CUT TO:


Pettiness yells at Jealousy, who stands at Kindness’ dial.

PETTINESSGet her kindness back to zero where it belongs!

JEALOUSYI want to order people around like that!

ANGERIt’s not your job!!!!!!

Pettiness clicks the knob back down to zero.

CUT TO:


Vicky puts the finishing touches on the house -- it’s spotless. Timmy poofs into frame, next to the fishbowl, unnoticed by Vicky. He is full-sized and no longer in the shrink suit. Suddenly, CLICK! Vicky’s face goes back to normal. She looks around at the nice-ness she has wrought.

VICKYWhat am I doing? Good? ICK!

All of Vicky’s animal friends dive out an open window.

TIMMY


(to goldfish)I wish the vase was fixed.

POOF! The vase pops back to normal just as Timmy’s parents walk in.

DAD$50,000 Vase! And Timmy! We’re home!

Vicky gazes around at the house, bewildered.

VICKYBut... but... but...

MOMVicky! You cleaned the house and made it spotless! What a wonderfully kind thing to do!

VICKYBut there was broke! And mess! And broke...

TIMMYSo bored... conversation not about me...

Timmy leans against the pedestal, tipping over the vase. It crashes and shatters on the floor.

MOM AND DAD(Gasps)

VICKYAWRIGHT! TIMMY BROKE THE VASE!

TIMMY(dryly)

Well, now it’s about me.

There’s a beat.

MOM AND DADWe’re RICH... ER!

VICKYWhat?

DADVicky, the vase was worth, and insured for, $50,000. We only bought it for a buck.

TIMMYWhere’d you get it for a dollar?

MOM AND DADInternet.


DADAnd thanks to Timmy’s tiny attention span and the insurance, we just made $49,999 dollars!

Mom rubs Timmy’s head with pride as Vicky examines the shattered vase.

VICKYI hate you.

CUT TO:

INT. - MR. CROCKER’S CLASSROOM - THE NEXT DAY

Timmy points to a WALL CHART of the human body.

TIMMYAnd so, I learned that the small intestine is actually a high speed, water ride, emotions are controlled by little people in chairs and when you’re mean, your heart is a big, black hole that sucks up everything!

MR. CROCKER looks on wearily.

MR. CROCKERSo inaccurate... can’t focus... Must write the letter “F.”

Crocker writes the letter “F” on Timmy’s REPORT and hands it to him. Cosmo and Wanda, as ANTS, talk to Timmy from the desktop.

COSMOI’ll tell you what’s really microscopic! Your grade point average!

WANDAAnd best of all, you earned it all by yourself!

The Parasite moves into frame and puts his arm around Wanda.

PARASITEHi there! ‘Member me?

Cosmo hands his wand to Wanda.

COSMOCould you hold this sweetie?

WANDASure, fluffy!

Cosmo rolls up his sleeves and dives at the parasite.


PARASITEHey! Come on! I’m a parasite! It’s what I... ARGH!

WANDAHe’s so cute when he’s jealous!

TIMMYThat got my attention!!

Timmy and Wanda watch the fight unfold and we...

IRIS OUT

THE END

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