100 greatest movie characters of all time (final)

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100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time

# Picture Character/Actor Movie Quote100 Murphy

MacManus/NormanReedus

Lethal Weapon Yeah, it's St.

Paddy's Day,everyone's Irish

tonight. Why

don't yous just

pull up a stool

and have a drink

with us?

99 Billy Costigan/Leonardo

DiCaprio

The Departed I probably

could be you,

yeah. Yeah, I

know that

much. But I

don't wanna be

you, Frank. I

don't wanna be

you.

98 Cobb/Leonardo DiCaprio Inception Dreams feel

real while we're

in them. It's only

when we wake

up that we

realize

something was

actuallystrange.

97 Sanka Coffie/Doug E.

Doug

Cool Runnings

96 Hanson Brothers Slap Shot


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95 Daniel Kaffee/Tom Cruise A Few Good

Men

You're a lousy

fucking softball

player, Jack!

94 Tony Star/Robert Downey

Jr.

Ironman They say that

the best weapon

is the one you

never have to

fire. I

respectfully

disagree. I

prefer the

weapon you

only have to fireonce. Thats

how Dad did it,

thats how

America does it,

and its worked

out pretty well

so far.

93 Harry Stamper/Bruce

Willis

Armageddon None of you

have to go. We

can all just sit

here on Earth,wait for this big

rock to crash

into it, kill

everything and

everybody we

know. United

States

government just

asked us to save

the world.

Anybody wanna

say no?


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92 Lou/Rob Corddry Hot Tub Time

Machine

Well lets stick

it up our asses.

91 Rachel Jansen/Mila Kunis Forgetting Sarah

Marshall

Oh, come on,

Peter. I can see

your vagina

from here.

90 Leonard Shelby/Guy

Pearce

Memento I was the only

guy who

disagreed withthe cops - and I

had brain

damage.

89 Kevin

McCallister/Macaulay

Mulkin

Home Alone This is my

house I have to

defend it.

88 Jim Braddock/Russel

Crowe

Cinderella Man You think you'retelling me

something? Like,

what, boxing is

dangerous,

something like

that? You don't

think working

triple shifts and at

night on a scaffold

isn't just as likely

to get a man

killed? What

about all those

guys who died last

week living in

cardboard shacks

to save on rent

money just to


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feed their family,

'cause guys like

you have not

quite figured out

a way yet to make

money off of

watching that guydie? But in my

profession - and it

is my profession -

I'm a little more

fortunate.

87 Mike Wazowski/Billy

Crystal

Monsters Inc. Of my life. But I

love sports.

Dodgeball was

the best. I was

the fastest one

out there.

Course, I wasthe ball. You

see, I was the

ball. All right,

kid.

86 Christ Burnett/ Owen

Wilson

Behind Enemy

Line

You're an

optimist, sir. See

I had you

figured for a

grouch.

85 Becky Ice Box

OShea/Shawna Waldron

Little Giants What a hunk.

Wait a minute?

What am I

saying? I'm the

Icebox. Icebox

doesn't like

boys. Except for

that one.

84 Chris Gardner/Will Smith Pursuit of

Happiness

I met my father

for the first time

when I was 28years old. I

made up my

mind that when

I had children,

my children

were going to

know who their


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father was.

83 Willie Beamen/Jamie Foxx Any Given

Sunday

I'm trying to

win coach. I ain't

trying to

disrespect

nobody, but

winning is the

only thing I

respect.

82 Sam/German Shepherd I am Legend Barking

(repeated line)

81 Will Hunting/Matt Damon Good WillHunting

Do you likeapples..Well I

got her number,

how do you like

them apples?

80 Brick Tamland/Steve

Carell

Anchorman LOUD NOISES!

I stabbed a

guy.

79 Emma Kurtzman/Natalie

Portman

No Strings

Attached

Wow... it looks

like it's coming

right at me.

78 Lester WormMurphy/Edward Norton Rounders Hey! If youwant to see this

seventh card

you're gonna

stop speakin'

fuckin'

Sputnick.


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77 Ben Wade/Russell Crowe 310 to Yuma Now, you see

Dan, generally

pretty much

everyone wants

to live. That

means

Butterfield, too.

He's gonna walk

out on you. He's

gonna come

back up here,

and he's gonna

walk out on you.

Now, what you

gotta figure is

why you and

your boy are

gonna die.76 Brennan Huff/Will Ferrell Step Brothers I tea-bagged

your drum set.

75 Herb Brooks/Kurt Russell Miracle Tonight, WE

are the greatest

hockey team in

the world. You

were born to be

hockey players.

Every one of

you. And you

were meant to

be here tonight.

This is your

time.

74 Bob Lee Swagger/Mark

Wahlberg

Shooter I don't think

you understand,

these boys killedmy dog.


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73 Bumble Bee Transformers Im so

excited.I just

cant hide it.

72 Seth/Jonah Hill Superbad Why the FUCK

would it be

between THAT

or Muhammed?

Why don't you

just pick a

common name

like a normal

person?

71 Dicky Eckland/ChristianBale

The Fighter Are you like me?Was just goodenough to fight

Sugar Ray? Never

had to win, did I?

You gotta do

more in there.

You gotta win a

title. For you, for

me, for Lowell.

This is your time,

all right? You take

it. I had my time

and I blew it. Youdon't have to. All

right? You fuckin'

get out there, and

use all the shit

that you've been

through, all the

shit we've gone

through over the

fuckin' years, and

you put it in that

ring right now.

This is yours. Thisis fuckin' yours.


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70 George Jung/Johnny Depp Blow Alright. Well, in

all honesty, I

don't feel that

what I've done is

a crime. And I

think it's illogical

and

irresponsible for

you to sentence

me to prison.

Because, when

you think about

it, what did I

really do? I

crossed an

imaginary line

with a bunch of

plants.69 Gordan Gekko/Michael

Douglas

Wall Street When I get a

hold of the son

of a bitch who

leaked this, I'm

gonna tear his

eyeballs out and

I'm gonna suck

his fucking

skull.

68 Tony Montana/Al Pacino Scarface Say hello to my

little friend.

67 Nicky Santoro/Joe Pesci Casino Listen to me

Anthony. I got

your head in a

fuckin' vise. I'll

squash your

head like afuckin'

grapefruit if you

don't give me a

name. Don't

make me have

to do this,

please. Don't


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make me be a

bad guy, come

on.

66 King Julian Madagascar Now who

wants a

COOKIE!

65 Frank The Tank Ricard/

Will Ferrell

Old School We're... We're

going streaking!

We're going up

the quad and to

the

gymnasium.

64 Les Grossman/ Tom

Cruise

Tropic Thunder Now I want you

to take a step

back... and

literally fuck

your own face!

63 G-Baby/DeWayne Warren Hard Ball All right, let mebreak it down to

you right quick.

Andre says he cancatch any pop-up

anybody can

throw. Kofi say

"That's bullshit.

You a busta.".

Andre say "Roll

up, bitch". Kofi

say, "I'll give you

all my gum if you

can catch this

ball.". He threw

the ball. Andrecaught it. Andre

say "Pay me my

money". Kofi say,

"You a cheatin'

bitch.". No wait.

Kofi say, "You a

motherfucka"


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62 Charlie Conway/Joshua

Jackson

The Mighty

Ducks

Oh, man. It's

my mom. She

looks pissed.

61 Teddy KGB/John

Malkovich

Rounders Go away, this

one is not good

for you. And in

my club, I will

splash the pot

whenever the

fuck I please.

60 Bugs Bunny Space Jam Please! What

kind of Mickey

Mouseorginization

would name

their team The

Ducks?

59 Carl Spackler/Bill Murray Caddyshack Check me if I'm

wrong Sandy,

but if I kill all the

golfers, they're

gonna lock me

up and throw

away the key.

58 Farva/Kevin Heffernan Super Troopers Gotcha fucker.

57 Boobie Miles/Derek Luke Friday Night

Lights

You wanna win

put Boobie in.


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56 Julian

McGrath/Cole&Dylan

Sprouse

Big Daddy I wipe my own

ass.

55 Derek Zoolander/Ben

Stiller

Zoolander What is this? A

center for ants?

How can we be

expected to

teach children

to learn how to

read... if they

can't even fit

inside the

building?54 Dr. Evil/Mike Myers Austin Powers

series

I'd just like to

point out that

no one else in

my gene pool

runs like a girl.

53 Ace Venture/Jim Carry Ace Venture:

Pet Detective

LOOO-HOOO-

ZUH-HER!

If Im not backin five

minutes.just

wait longer.

52 Jim Street/Colin Farrell S.W.A.T. Somebody else

needs a body

bag downstairs.

51 Lee Anne Tuohy/Sandra

Bullock

The Blind Side Michael, I want

you to have a

good time but if

you get a girl

pregnant out of

wedlock, I will

crawl into the

car, drive up to


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Oxford and cut

off your penis.

50 Gandalf/Ian McKellen Lord of the Rings

Series

You shall not

pass!

49 Rick Vaughn/Charlie

Sheen

Major League Want me to

drag him outta

here, kick the

shit out of him?

48 Aragorn/Viggo Mortenson Lord of the RingsSeries

Sons ofGondor! Of

Rohan! My

brothers. I see in

your eyes the

same fear that

would take the

heart of me. A

day may come

when the

courage of Men

fails, when weforsake our

friends and

break all bonds

of fellowship,

but it is not this

day. An hour of

wolves and

shattered

shields when

the Age of Men

comes crashing

down, but it is

not this day!

This day we

fight! By all that

you hold dear

on this good

earth, I bid you

stand, Men of


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the West!

47 Capt. John Miller/Tom

Hanks

Saving Private

Ryan

We're not here

to do the decent

thing, we're

here to follow

fucking orders!

46 Tommy/Christ Farley Tommy Boy Fat guy in a

little coat.

45 Austin Powers/Mike

Myers

Austin Powers

Series

Shall we shag

now or shag

later?

44 Jack Torrance/Jack

Nickolson

The Shining All work and no

play makes Jack

a dull boy.

43 Darth Vader Star Wars Series Luke I am your

father.

42 Billy Hoyle/Woody

Harrelson

White Men

Cant Jump

You are so

stupid. It wouldtake your

mother 1, no. 2

hours to watch

60 MINUTES.


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41 White Goodman/Ben

Stiller

Dodgeball: A

True Underdog

Story

"There's no

reason we need

to be shackled

by the strictures

of the

employee-

employer

relationship.

Unless you're

into that sort of

thing. In which

case, I got some

shackles in the

back. I'm just

kidding. But

seriously, I've

got 'em."

40 Neo/Keanu Reeves The Matrix Cause I don'tlike the idea that

I'm not in

control of my

life.

39 Wolverine/Hugh Jackman X-Men Origins:

Wolverine

I'm gonna cut

your

goddamned

head off! See if

that works!

38 Happy Gilmore/Adam

Sandler

Happy Gilmore You eat pieces

of shit for

breakfast?

The price is

wrong bitch.

37 Jerry Maguire/Tom Cruise Jerry Maguire SHOW ME THEMONEY.


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36 Danny Ocean/ George

Clooney

Oceans 11 Thirteen

million and you

drive this piece

of shit cross

country to pick

me up?

35 Simba Lion King I just cant wait

to be king.

34 Bruce Wayne/Christian

Bale

The Dark Knight "Bruce Wayne:

It's not who I am

underneath, butwhat I do that

defines me."

33 Buddy the Elf/Will Ferrell Elf Watch out the

yellow ones

dont stop.:

32 Benny Rodriguez/Mike

Vitar

Sandlot Anyone who

wants to be a

can't-hack-it

pantywaist who

wears their

mama's bra,

raise your

hand.

31 Bill The Butcher

Cutting/Daniel Day Lewis

Gangs of New

York

You see this

knife? I'm gonna

teach you to

speak English

with this fucking

knife!


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30 Coach Herman

Boone/Denzel

Washington

Remember the

Titans

This is no

democracy. It is

a dictatorship. I

am the law.

29 Shane Falco/Keanu

Reeves

The

Replacements

I wish I could

say something

classy and

inspirational,

but that just

wouldn't be our

style.

28 Mr. Miyagi/Pat Morita The Karate Kid Wax onWax

off.

27 Harry Potter/Daniel

Radcliffe

Harry Potter

Series

Avada

Kedavra.

26 Maverick/Tom Cruise Top Gun I feel the

needGoose,

the need for

speed.

25 Lloyd Christmas/Jim Carry Dumb and

Dumber

Oh yeah. They

always freak out

when you leavethe scene of an

accident, you

know?


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24 Luke Skywalker/Mark

Hamill

Star Wars Series Nevertheless, I

am taking

Captain Solo and

his friends. You

can either profit

by this or be

destroyed. It's

your choice, but

I warn you not

to

underestimate

my power.

23 Keyser Soze/Kevin Spacey The Usual

Suspects

The greatest

trick the Devil

ever pulled was

convincing the

world he didn't

exist. And likethat, poof. He's

gone.

22 Alan/Zach Galifanakis The Hangover You probably

get this a lot.

This isn't the

real Caesar's

Palace is it?

Not at the

Table Carlos.

Tigers love

pepper.Theyhate cinnamon.

21 Jeff The Dude

Lebowski/Jeff Bridges

The Big

Lebowski

Ive had a

rough night and

I hate the

fucking Eagles,

man.

20 Derek Vinyard/Edward

Norton

American

History X

I'm gonna

teach you a real

lesson nowmotherfucker.

Put your fuckin'

mouth on the

curb.


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19 Woody/Tom Hanks Toy Story Theres a snake

in my boot.

18 R.P. McMurphy/Jack

Nicholson

One Who Flew

Over The

Cuckoos Nest

I'm a goddamn

marvel of

modern

science.

In one week, I

can put a bug so

far up her ass,

she don't know

whether to shit

or wind herwristwatch.

17 Jules Winnfield/Samuel L.

Jackson

Pulp Fiction "Say WHAT one

more goddamn

time! I dare you!

I double dare

you

motherfucka!!"

16 Alonzo Harris/Denzel

Washington

Training Day My nigga.

15 Ron Burgundy/Will Ferrell Anchorman Well, I could be

wrong, but I

believe diversity

is an old, old

wooden ship

that was used

during the CivilWar era.


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14 Yoda Star Wars Series You think Yoda

stops teaching,

just because his

student does

not want to

hear? A teacher

Yoda is. Yoda

teaches like

drunkards drink,

like killers kill.

13 Jason Bourne/Matt

Damon

Bourne Series If you were in

your office right

now we'd be

having this

conversation

face-to-face.

12 Captain Jack

Sparrow/Johnny Depp

Pirates of the

Caribbean

I'm dishonest,

and a dishonest

man you can

always trust to

be dishonest.

Honestly. It's the

honest ones you

want to watch

out for, because

you can never

predict when

they're going to

do something

incredibly...

stupid.

11 John McClane/Bruce

Willis

Die Hard Yippee ki-yay,

motherfucker!

10 Han Solo/Harrison Ford Star Wars Series Ive got a bad

feeling about

this


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9 James Bond/Pierce

Brosnan

Goldeneye Bond, James

Bond.

Shaken, not

stirred.

8 Maximus Decimus

Meridius/Russell Crowe

Gladiator My name is

Maximus

Decimus

Meridius,

Commander of

the Armies of

the North,

General of the

Felix Legions,

loyal servant tothe true

emperor,

Marcus Aurelius.

Father to a

murdered son,

husband to a

murdered wife.

And I will have

my vengeance,

in this life or the

next.

7 Rocky/Sylvester Stallone Rocky Cut me Mick.

6 Tommy DeVito/Joe Pesci Goodfellas I'm funny how,

I mean funny

like I'm a clown,

I amuse you? I

make you laugh,

I'm here to

fuckin' amuse

you? What do

you mean funny,

funny how?

How am I

funny?


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5 Forrest Gump/Tom Hanks Forrest Gump Life is like a box

of chocolates

you never know

what youre

gonna get.

4 The Joker/Heath Ledger The Dark Knight Why so

serious?

3 Indiana Jones/Harrison

Ford

Indiana Jones

Series

We do not

follow maps to

buried treasureand X never,

ever marks the

spot.

2 Tyler Durden/Brad Pitt Fight Club How much can

you know about

yourself if

youve never

been in a fight?

1 Pete Dunham/Charlie

Hunnam

Green Street

Hooligans

You don't run,

not when you're

with us... You

stand your

ground and

fight!

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