10 WAYS TO FREAK OUT

YOUR ROOMMATEBY NITHILA ADLIN

THANGARAJ

Sandwich Mania

•  Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

I better have a

monkey as my

roommate

Hair craze

•  Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

Dream maniac

•  Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Help! Where am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.

Cannibalism

•  Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at her and call her a cannibal

Mummy trouble

•When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

Mosquitoes room

•  Hit your roommate on the head. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito

Sorry pal

• Hold a raffle,offering your roommate as first prize. If she protests, tell her that it's all for charity.

Mid night talk

•  Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to..." and make up stories involving you and your roommate.

Zoo room

• Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."

The earth shook

• Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.

But roommates

like you are hard to

find

But I still want to

freak you out

Ha ha ha…..(the roommate)