10 Reasons I Think You Should Vote for Donald Trump

(featuring real quotes)

#10 He has the best words

“I have the best words”

#9 He has the best tan

“Guilty”

#8 He would be an excellent

commander in chief“I will be so good at the military

your head will spin”

#7 He’s going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it

“That’s totally going to happen”

#6

#5 He’s a great businessman

“I have never gone bankrupt, by the way”

#4 He loves children

“Tiny children are not horses”

#3 He digitally savvy

“I have so many websites. I have them all over the place”

#2 He is a family man

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, maybe I would be dating her.”

Place hand here (but don’t block the screen!)

#1 Tiny hands make for

great high fives