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WELCOME TO THE EIGHTH ANNUAL ASSAULT AND FLATTERY

PRESENTED BY THE FACULTY AND STUDENTS

THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS SCHOOL OF LAW

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,"some unsuspecting law

professor said, and lest he continue in this unrealistic vein, we students

invite him to view tonight's presentation. This imitation is, frankly speaking,

a verbal assault upon the sacrosanct traditions of the law school. Any

resemblance to any professor is not coincidental; caricature is a form of

flattery, although it will be difficult to believe that such peculiarities are

not murky phantasms from the mind of a har assed lawstudent,

"If we offend, it is with our good will.

That you should think, we come not to offend,

But with good will. To show our simple skill,

That is the true beginning of our end.

Consider then we come but in despite.

We do not come as minding to content you.

Our true intent is. All for your delight

We are not here. That you should here repent you,

The actors are at hand and by their show.

You shall know all that you are like to know,"Willy the Shake

Master of Ceremonies

Ewing Werlein

THE PRAETORS

Present

"DCGPATCH TOWN MEETING"

Cast of characters:

IfOnesome Lebowitz

Available StumbergLil Abner

Jack S. PhogboundHairless Gus

Marryin' SamGeneral Bullmoose

Scraggs Trio

Script Written By:

Ed ByerlyRay SandersonMinor Pounds

Frank Carmona

Skip MorseDick Brainerd

Gerald Summerford

Ray SandersonJohn Holstead

Minor Pounds

Ed ByerlyBill Eblen

Billy PrattFrank Carmona

Tati Santiesteban

Skip Morse

Directed by - Frank Carmona and Skip Morse

"MUSICAL INTERLUDE'

By

DON & MEL

Cast: Don Carlton and Mel Krenek

PHI DELTA PHI

Presents

"A LONELY NIGHT IN TRANSYLVANIA TOWN"

Announcer: Gordon Gooch

Cast of Characters:

Jay ElstonWilson He rndon

Gene Morris

Elmo Johnson

Minor Helm

Jim Greenwood

Bob Mallinac

Sidney RavkindW. E. Belcher

"Sexlesstet Minus Two"

Mike Brimble

Larry HaileJim Sales

Jerry MillerDirected by * Sid Ravkind

DELTA THETA PHI

Presents

"LAW DAY IN HAVANA"

Cast of Characters:

Fidel Castro « Tommy LuedersHis Henchmen - Tom Shannon

Jim Walters

Raul Castro, Chief Judge * FrankWillyFirst Judge - Richard WeilSecond Judge - James PayneMr. Oberer - Charles ConawayEscorts - Fred Talkington

Wallace Shaw

Mr. Bailey - Mickey MatkinMr. Stumberg - Earl HuitMr, Witherspoon - Larry MatthewsMr. McCormick - Glynn PurtleHead Chancellor - Roger Brown

Other Chancellors - Ira Anderson

Roger HavekostTom Kelly

Dr. Smith - John Butler

Mr. Woodward - Don Leslie

Mr. Zweiner - Dave Williams

Portia - Jerry HydeOther Soldiers - Virgil Rogers

Miles Schultz

Roger LewisSeagal WheatleyDave Burrow

Bill LynchBill McGinnis

Cuban Announcer - Kenneth Barron

PHI ALPHA DELTA

Presents

"TOWNS HALL TOWN"

Cast of Characters:

Matt Dillon

Chester Goode

Mr, Stumberg"Pussy Cat" HargravesMr, Morrison

"Doc" Smith

Mr, Ruud

Mr. Keeton

Mr, Green

Mr, Wither spoonMr, Gus HodgesMr, Oberer

Mr, StaytonMr, McCormick

Script by - Joe CannonDirected by - Homer Lodell Deakins, Jr,

John Watson

Tom McDade

Ray FarabeeBob Surovik

Ray MarshallLarry WadlerJoe Cannon

Truett Hule

Jim Barton

Jim Reeder

Joe Bob Golden

Sam McDaniel

G, W, SuggsJaime Platon

THE LAW WIVES

Present

"WAY

Singers:;Fran Scott

Jo Ann Chrisman

I<aura Hartel

Cody GreenwoodGaynelle Schultze

Characters:

1st Student - Sue Hays2nd Student •* Jo Ann Chrisman

3rd Student - Cody Greenwood4th Student - Tot Smith

5th Student - Barbara Mills

Mr, Witherspoon - Virginia QuickMr, Hodges - Carolyn WeltonMr, Gibson - Ela Macdowell

OUT"

Dancers:

Tot Smith

Laura Hartel

Jo Ann Chrismann

Gaynelle Schultze

Mr, Stumberg - Fran ScottMr, Oberer - Harriet Turner

Mr, Johnson - Linda Henslee

Mr, Keeton - Cissy DyerMr, Wilkinson - Jean Gandy1st Subject - Gaynelle SchultzGirl Student - Laura Hartel

♦JACKASSES' RAFFLE

Cast of Characters

Raffler

Drawer

Drawee

Prize

Walt Williams

Ellen Belcher

To Be AnnouncecL

Dinner with Ellent inter alia.

THE FACULTY

Presents

'THE PAGE KEETON SINGERS'

Soloists:

Gus HodgesBill Fritz

Chorus:

Dwight MorganWalter Oberer

Pierre Loiseaux

Keith Morrison

Bill Huie

Leon Lebowitz

Wayne ThodeAlso numerous Highwaymen, Cutpurses, and Interlopers,Script by- Corwin Johnson, Gus Hodges, and Frank ElliottDirected by- Frank Elliott

AWARDS

Best Skit of the Evening - Award Sponsored by Law School Student Organizations,Best Actor Award - Sponsored by the Praetor Legal Fraternity,

JUDGES FOR THE EVENING

Praetors - Bud Evans Phi Alpha Delta - Roy CoffeePhi Delta Phi - Leighton Green Law Wives - Pat BrownDelta Theta Phi - Bob Barton Faculty - Mrs, Boner

Frank Elliot

Corwin Johnson

John Sutton

Henry WilkinsonJ, T, Gibson

Henry LohrmannKen Woodward

Warner Hancock

Joyce HillJoy VandervortSally Spears

USHERING - Courtesy of Kappa Beta PiKay StalcupSuzanne Waters

Kathleen Quattlebaum

ASSAULT AND FLATTERY COMMITTEE

Co-Chairmen Bob Gritta and Steve Guittard

Clay Mills - Lights Charlie Burton - PropsJim Stofer - Wardrobe Bill Harris - Tickets, BalconyTati Santiesteban - Scenario Whit Whitfield - SpotlightLee Henslee - Tickets, Downstairs Hal Hudson - Heavy PropsDon Ham - Tickets, Balcony Roger Lewis - Tickets, DownstairsJohn Warner - Stage Props John Holstead - Skit PropertyJerry Hill - Curtain

OUR SPECIAL THANKS TO :

Vincent R. DiNino

Bill Leet and his Curtain Crew

The Townes Hall Custodians

iiJackasses, or J.A.'s, a name given to the freshman law students byCol« W.S.Simkins