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100:00:01,800 --> 00:00:03,360<i>Carlos Romero.</i>
200:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,280<i>Marta Rubial.</i>
300:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,520<i>Mar García.</i>
400:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,680<i>Pablo Guerrero.</i>
500:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,720<i>Mary of the Mountains Enríquez?</i>
600:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,080You have a very good CV,MarÌa de las Montañas.
700:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,280Thank you.
800:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,000What would you do firstin the firm if we hired you?
900:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,760Well, get to work on time.
1000:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,120A market study,including all the social networks,
1100:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,440the main targets, and focus resourceson the prime target.
1200:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,680What type of person are you?
1300:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,200A... normal person.
1400:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,080And what's a normal person?
1500:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,800A normal person is someone...
1600:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,280with a job,
1700:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,480a home,
1800:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,800<i>a partner,</i>
1900:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,160<i>hobbies,</i>
2000:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,560<i>a social life,</i>
2100:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,160<i>family life...</i>
2200:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,600Hello?
2300:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,480Merry Christmas.
2400:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,760...and...
2500:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,400
and who's happy.
2600:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,840Do you think you fulfilall these requisites?
2700:01:34,840 --> 00:01:40,120JOB, HOME, PARTNER, SOCIAL LIFE,HOBBIES, FAMILY LIFE, BE HAPPY
2800:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,720All of them. Certainly.
2900:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,400<i>My name's MarÌa de las MontaÒas</i><i>and my life is a mess.</i>
3000:01:50,240 --> 00:01:54,120<i>500,000 children</i><i>were born in Spain in 1985.</i>
3100:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,320<i>I was one of them.</i>
3200:01:56,680 --> 00:02:00,160<i>I cried a lot, non-stop,</i><i>until they put on my ID bracelet.</i>
3300:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,480<i>They are different shapes</i><i>and colours,</i>
3400:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,280<i>but all with the same purpose,</i><i>to label you.</i>
3500:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,160<i>I guess knowing who I was</i><i>gave me some peace.</i>
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00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,680<i>And this is me now.</i><i>I have no ID bracelet now,</i>
3700:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,760<i>beyond being</i><i>an unemployed thirty-something</i>
3800:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,640<i>who thought she'd conquer the world</i><i>when she graduated...</i>
3900:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,920<i>and didn't.</i>
4000:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,480<i>With a degree in advertising,</i>
4100:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,200<i>an online English course</i><i>and a masters in advertising,</i>
4200:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,440<i>my greatest achievement</i><i>is an unemployment card,</i>
4300:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,560<i>though I think it's expired now.</i>
4400:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,720<i>Why am I loaded down with bags?</i>
4500:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,240<i>No, I'm not going on a trip.</i><i>I wish!</i>
4600:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,760<i>I got thrown out of my flat</i><i>for not paying the rent.</i>
47
00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,920<i>Sure, I did owe them three months.</i>
4800:02:40,480 --> 00:02:44,840<i>So I'm going back to the last place</i><i>I'd want to go back to,</i>
4900:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,960<i>my mother's place.</i>
5000:02:50,760 --> 00:02:51,840Sis!
5100:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,080Bro!
5200:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,840So glad to see you!You look skinnier!
5300:02:56,040 --> 00:02:56,920And you look cuter!
5400:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,840Wait, I'll open up!
5500:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,200<i>This is Alex, my brother.</i>
5600:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,880<i>He's always been</i><i>more sure about things than me.</i>
5700:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,640<i>At 7 he told us he was gay</i><i>and at 18 he already had a job.</i>
5800:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,680<i>And he was just re-elected</i><i>president of the Twilight Fan Club.</i>
5900:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,800-Hey, handsome!-Hi!
6000:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,440So...?
6100:03:19,640 --> 00:03:23,200Mum's going to be so happyyou're back home!
6200:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,320It's temporary, Alex,
6300:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,200just till I find a job,then I'm going.
6400:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,280Isn't she home?
6500:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,920No, there's a meetingof Thermomix salespeople.
6600:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,6405 years selling Thermomixes!
6700:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,880I can't believe how time's flown.
6800:03:42,080 --> 00:03:42,680Believe it!
6900:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,680I beat my own record this year,
7000:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,480
10 machines in one month!
7100:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,480Yes, but you haven't reachedMaria Eugenia's 20.
7200:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,680What excusewill I give my husband tomorrow?
7300:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,720See? That's why I don't have one.
7400:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,480Excuse me.
7500:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,520Alex, honey.
7600:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,680<i>Hi, Mum. I've got news.</i><i>María's back home.</i>
7700:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,800-Is she alright?<i>-Sure, she's fine.</i>
7800:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,280Did she seem strange?
7900:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,600<i>No way. The things you say, Mum.</i>
8000:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,840<i>Shall I put her on?</i>
8100:04:11,040 --> 00:04:15,480No, don't put her on.I'll be back soon. Big kiss.
8200:04:17,840 --> 00:04:21,400<i>This is my mum, Barbara.</i><i>We haven't spoken in a while.</i>
8300:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,560<i>Since she was widowed</i><i>she's sold Thermomixes.</i>
8400:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,000<i>She likes classical music,</i><i>playing solitaire and...</i>
8500:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,320<i>I don't know much more about her.</i>
8600:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,760<i>The last time we spoke was because</i><i>my phone dialled by accident.</i>
8700:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,360Tell me,
8800:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,800what type of persondo you consider yourself to be?
8900:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,160REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
9000:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,560HOME
9100:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,120JOB
9200:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,400PARTNER
9300:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,720
FAMILY LIFE
9400:06:12,880 --> 00:06:13,800SOCIAL LIFE
9500:06:13,960 --> 00:06:14,920HOBBIES
9600:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,480BE HAPPY
9700:06:20,240 --> 00:06:25,160REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
9800:06:30,200 --> 00:06:34,520Morning! Wake up,we have to go see my boss.
9900:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,800Don't forget your CV.
10000:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,680And don't go back to sleep!
10100:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,040First requisite, have a job.
10200:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200JOB
10300:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,760Look, I've got your CV here.
10400:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,200You'd better send it offvia the website too.
10500:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,320Okay.
10600:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,440-See you later!-See you later!
10700:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,040I did marketing, butyou can consider me for any position.
10800:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,440-Anything, don't worry.-Thank you.
10900:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,200Great, see you. 'Bye, Alex.
11000:07:02,360 --> 00:07:06,200-'Bye, Paula. You look pretty.-Thanks!
11100:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,040I hope they call you.Why don't we have lunch together?
11200:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,040-Okay. Do they sell light bulbs here?-Of course, sis'.
11300:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,920Hello. Need anything?
11400:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,040No.
11500:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,320-Sure?-Yes, I'm fine, thanks.
11600:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,880Are you sure I can't help you?
11700:07:41,040 --> 00:07:45,560Well, I'm looking for a bulbfor my desk lamp,
11800:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,680but I'm not sure what lightthese give off exactly.
11900:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,880Exactly... 15 watts.
12000:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,360Right, 15 watts,and how much light is that?
12100:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,240Turn it on and off.
12200:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,680Yes, but... See?
12300:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,000You can't really see the difference.
12400:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,040So to tell we shouldbe in darkness here, right?
12500:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,920I mean, all the lamps should be off
12600:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,960and we turn it on and offto tell the difference.
12700:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,480-You never thought about that?-No.
12800:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,200That's alright.
12900:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,680-Need anything else?-No.
13000:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,800Okay.
13100:08:42,080 --> 00:08:46,320Do you know if Mum uses Dad's car?
13200:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,400-Yes, but not to drive.-No?
13300:08:49,560 --> 00:08:53,200No, but when she's sad,
13400:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,400she goes to the car to think.
13500:08:57,000 --> 00:08:57,920Gee.
13600:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,080-Can I ask you a question?-Sure.
13700:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,240How do you know if someonelikes you or not?
13800:09:06,680 --> 00:09:12,280I guess... because...when you're with them...
13900:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,280
-Do you like somebody?-I think so.
14000:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,000<i>I can't remember the last time</i><i>I really liked someone.</i>
14100:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,720<i>That was me in primary school</i><i>with Guillermo Conde S·nchez.</i>
14200:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,040<i>I know, it was a long time ago.</i>
14300:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,760<i>He'd always ask for my notes</i><i>and I'd blush every time.</i>
14400:09:31,920 --> 00:09:36,880<i>Once I dared to put a heart</i><i>and "I like you" on my math notes,</i>
14500:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,200<i>and I don't know why,</i><i>but he never asked me again.</i>
14600:09:40,360 --> 00:09:44,000<i>That day I understood that</i><i>love confessions are not my forte.</i>
14700:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,560Don't tell me your life story.The economic report was for today!
14800:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,840PARTNER
14900:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,560BEING HAPPY IS EASY
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00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,520LIVING HAPPY
15100:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,720I WANT A CHANGE
15200:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,480SELF-HELP
15300:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,520I'm sorry! Excuse me!
15400:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,160This... This...
15500:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,240THE JUICE DIET
15600:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,240These aren't for me.
15700:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,760And these aren't for me...
15800:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,920SLIMMING IS EASY
15900:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,200...obviously.
16000:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,480Obviously.
16100:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,240"Smile, It Works",
16200:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,760"The Power is in You",
16300:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,240"Living Happy".
16400:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,240And what's happiness?
16500:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,560I don't know.
16600:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,280At least you're thin.
16700:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,080-Your weight doesn't make you happy.-Typical thin girl answer.
16800:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,440SLIMMING IS EASY
16900:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,520THE JUICE DIET
17000:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,720QUALITY CALORIES
17100:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,440You don't know what it's liketo diet all the time.
17200:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,360Carrot cake with extra cream here,
17300:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,240coffee...
17400:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,520Can you bring some saccharine?
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00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,880To compensate.
17600:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,600Not going to answer it?
17700:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,400Mum? Yes.
17800:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,720No, I won't be at dinner.Because I...
17900:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,400I ran into a friend.
18000:11:36,920 --> 00:11:37,640What friend?
18100:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,640You, right?
18200:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,480Do you want to go to dinner?
18300:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,240-If it's a salad, yes.-Okay.
18400:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,440No, I won't be at dinner,I'm going out with Borja.
18500:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,840Well... a friend.
18600:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,160-What bulb did you get in the end?-The 15.
18700:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,920Oh, okay.Tell me what the light's like.
18800:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,600-I will, when I see it in the dark.-Of course.
18900:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,880What? Are you takingthe piss out of me?
19000:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,200No, no way.
19100:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,160Just your obsession withturning the lamps on and off.
19200:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,400-It's an obsession that works.-It depends.
19300:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,520Where'd you read that list?
19400:12:12,920 --> 00:12:16,680I didn't read it. They asked meabout it at a job interview.
19500:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,680I'd never thought about it before.
19600:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,440-I only satisfy half the list.-Then you're half normal.
19700:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,200That's not bad.What about you?
19800:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,040I don't satisfy any of it.
19900:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,040Nothing?
20000:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,640Nothing. Bugger all.
20100:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,640There are people,like the Pope for example,
20200:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,600that don't satisfy the list.
20300:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,960But the Pope's the Pope,he doesn't need to be normal.
20400:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,440-If you look at it like that...-Sure.
20500:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,640Though he's married to God,so one of them...
20600:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,400No, nuns are married to God.Not the Pope.
20700:12:48,720 --> 00:12:52,000-And why not?-I don't know. Ask him.
20800:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,280You'll love this place.
20900:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,680We'll get a table, for sure.
21000:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,400-Here?-Right?
21100:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,280MarÌa, Gagandeep.
21200:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,680-Nice to meet you.-Same here.
21300:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,720The pizza's delicious.
21400:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,800Yeah.
21500:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,040So, to help you with your list,
21600:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,600you want me to find you a flat.
21700:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,280-Yes. A bedsit will do.-Okay.
21800:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,400A little one.
21900:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,640A job.
22000:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,880Not as a trainee, please.
22100:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,000-A boyfriend.-Yes.
22200:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,320-How do you want him?-Normal.
22300:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,680-Normal.-Supernormal.
22400:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,640If he's normal, like on your list,he'll have a partner.
22500:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,400Oh, right.
22600:13:36,560 --> 00:13:40,040Then he's to satisfy80% of the list.
22700:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,320Okay.
22800:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,240So?
22900:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,760Do you think you canturn me into a normal person?
23000:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,400Yeah.
23100:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,400Do you thinkyou can make me thin?
23200:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,040Sure.
23300:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,320Yeah.
23400:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,560Have we got a pact?
23500:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,520Quid pro quo.
23600:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,480Quid pro quo.
23700:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,960Right, MarÌa de las MontaÒas.Let's start our quid pro quo.
23800:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,720Point one: SOCIAL LIFE.
23900:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,680I don't feel like doing this one.
24000:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,560Come on, you must havesome friend from university.
24100:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,240I did it by correspondence.
24200:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,960Then from high schoolor matriculation classes?
24300:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,120I was in the first yearof the new system.
24400:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,240-You done?-I did the last year of the old one.
24500:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,480Really? They sayyou're better educated.
24600:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,280Absolutely.
24700:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,480Don't change the subject.Come on, someone from high school.
24800:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,440I don't keep in touch with anyone.
24900:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,600-Nobody?-No.
25000:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,320I'm going to do something.What? What?
25100:14:41,480 --> 00:14:46,000I'll look at your contacts,and phone at random.
25200:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,120No, no.
25300:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,520Cristina Pi.
25400:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,200-No, not Cristina Pi!-It's ringing, take it!
25500:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,240-MarÌa? Cristina?-Who?
25600:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,760No, I'm María...
25700:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,320-This is María Enríquez Conde.-Who?
25800:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,800-From Sant Jordi.-From school?
25900:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,320-Yes.-Well!
26000:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,400-Do you remember me?-No, I don't.
26100:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,880We were in the same class.
26200:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,800Give me more clues, or...
26300:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,160Remember the end-of-year dances?
26400:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,080There was a number by Vicky Larraz?
26500:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,000Who's Vicky Larraz?
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00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:17,800Who's Vicky Larraz?
26700:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,400The singer in OlÈ OlÈ,not Marta Sánchez,
26800:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,880the real one, the first one.
26900:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,560-Never mind, in Vicky's number...-Yes.
27000:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,760There was an accidentwith a katana...
27100:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,880The Samurai!
27200:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,040-Yes, that's me.-Oh, great!
27300:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,840I was thinking, "I wonderwhat Cristina's up to. I'll call her."
27400:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,800I've got your number from the studentsreunion which I didn't got to.
27500:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,280-How are you?-Great!
27600:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,360Do you feel likemeeting up next week?
27700:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,080Yes, I'd love to.
27800:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,760I was thinking of taking the kidsto Montjuic Gardens.
27900:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,200I love gardens.
28000:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,720-Perfect, shall we write?-Okay.
28100:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,120What's your Facebook name?I'll add you.
28200:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,080-My Facebook name...-Tell her.
28300:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,520-I don't have one.-What? Make one up!
28400:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,000María Carrot.
28500:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,840María Carrot, that's original.
28600:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,280-I'll write to you.-Okay.
28700:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,120-Big kiss.-Big kiss.
28800:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,520My grandmother's on Facebook!
28900:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,320And I've got a friends afternoonwith Cristina Pi.
29000:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,400First objective, make contact.
29100:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,840-What'll we talk about?-You'll see.
29200:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,400I won't have any conversation topics.
29300:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,760-What happened at the school party?-I don't know what you mean.
29400:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,840Tell me what happened.
29500:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,800-Tell me, please.-Nothing happened.
29600:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,440-Did you kill someone?-No, no.
29700:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,440Tell me, María Carrot, please!
29800:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,120-Now your quid pro quo.-Tell me.
299
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,440Let's get started.
30000:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,480Look. Stairs.
30100:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,520Come on, Borja!
30200:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,920One, two, one, two!
30300:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,480Borja!
30400:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,040This is more my level.
30500:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,200-That's how it is.-It's not a package.
30600:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,840It's vertical.
30700:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,840-What's it for?-It's a ball of energy.
30800:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,400Borja, did you bringyour junk food?
30900:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,800That's it?That's all the stuff you've got?
31000:18:01,960 --> 00:18:02,960Yes.
31100:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,760-Sure you don't have anything else?-I'm sure.
31200:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,880I'd rather go to your place and check.
31300:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,280My place?
31400:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,120I share a place,and without warning...
31500:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,560Thanks for the cupcakes, grandma!
31600:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,440Yes, homemade, very nice,but your grandson has to eat healthy!
31700:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,160When she wants her space,she takes out her hearing aid.
31800:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,960-Who can say no to her?-To a grandma? Nobody.
31900:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,440Want to see the place?
32000:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,720This is the recreation area.
32100:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,600Let's hit the kitchen first.
32200:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,280
My turn. Let's do the easy one:
32300:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,480HOBBIES.
32400:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,040Playing an instrument.
32500:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,080Painting.
32600:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,800Origami?
32700:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,480Knitting.
32800:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,200Cooking.
32900:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,560Puzzles.
33000:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,640Swimming.
33100:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,640Cycling.
33200:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,600Running.
33300:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,680Knitting!
33400:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,400Sex.
335
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,440No way.
33600:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,840I've got it!Watching Venezuelan soaps
33700:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,680with my grandma.
33800:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,840HOBBIES
33900:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,080LIVING HAPPY
34000:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,240María?
34100:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,560Coming!
34200:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,280I'm going to bed,I don't feel so good.
34300:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,240See you tomorrow.
34400:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,520Good night.
34500:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,000What are up to this afternoon?
34600:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,200Will you come with meto look at a flat?
347
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,640Wait, the little ball was in front of us.
34800:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,560No, you're the little ball.
34900:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,480Isn't that the destination?
35000:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,000There are two balls!
35100:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,120Look! If I spin aroundthe ball changes colour!
35200:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,320It's here.
35300:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,120Here it says "pet shop".
35400:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,640The lady said it wasnext to a pet shop.
35500:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,840You sure?
35600:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,200Wait for me!
35700:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,520The loft is separate,but access is through the shop.
35800:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,600And if it's closed?
359
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,400Don't worry, I'll give you a key.
36000:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,520What do you do?
36100:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,240It's just for the forms,for the rent of the flat.
36200:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,760Marketing and advertising,
36300:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,080but right now I'min professional transition.
36400:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,120Here, it won't take longto see it.
36500:21:59,080 --> 00:22:04,040Right, a loft meansno separating partitions,
36600:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,000but if you had another budget
36700:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,560you could rent the flatmy daughter Desi vacated.
36800:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,880It's 60 sq. metres,two rooms, if you want kids...
36900:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,720-No, we're not...-No, it's for me.
370
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,240Go on! I can see it in your eyes.
37100:22:21,120 --> 00:22:24,680Even if I wanted to, I couldn'tafford it. I'm actually unemployed.
37200:22:24,840 --> 00:22:29,520Weren't you in advertising?Well, I think I have a job for you.
37300:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,080-When can I start?-Whenever you like, right now.
37400:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,560JOB
37500:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,240What do I have to do?
37600:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,360New vanilla flavour,your dog will be over the moon!
37700:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,240New vanilla flavour, your dog...
37800:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,600Look, he'll be over the moon.Biscuit?
37900:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,280Would you like a biscuit?
38000:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,360New vanilla flavour,your dog will be...
38100:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,920
It's for dogs, eh?
38200:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,440-Mind if I take a photo?-No. Sure.
38300:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,400Daddy, take my photowith the biscuit!
38400:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,640Hey, bull!
38500:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,560New biscuits!
38600:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,640If I tell you the wattsthe bulb has, it doesn't matter
38700:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,200because we've gotno perspective on the light.
38800:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,880The watts don't matter.We have no idea.
38900:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,600Because we have no perspective,understand?
39000:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,520We'd have to turn outall the lights in Ikea
39100:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,880to remotely understand its light,understand?
392
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,840Biscuits! Fresh made today, sir!
39300:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,880Sir! Sir!
39400:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,360But...
39500:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,400Get off!
39600:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,360What the...?
39700:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,360Get off!
39800:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,200Dumbass!
39900:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,120Dirty doggie! Dirty!
40000:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,200I'm going to tell my mum!
40100:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,000Mateo! I told you,I don't like you chasing Chicho!
40200:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,240-Sorry, did he bother you?-No. No.
40300:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,640MarÌa?
40400:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,840
-MarÌa de las MontaÒas!-Cristina!
40500:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,600That's amazing!What a coincidence!
40600:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,760We spoke the other dayand now we run into each other!
40700:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,840You're...
40800:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,480I'm doing a study
40900:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,600to see the effect on a brandof product representation.
41000:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,560Great.
41100:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,640Yes, we marketing peopleare kind of...
41200:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,520I know, my husband's in advertising,I know what you mean.
41300:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,320I'm off to the club nearby.Will they let get away, 15 minutes?
41400:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,160I don't know...
41500:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,880
-Like a biscuit?-No, thanks.
41600:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,160Did you eat...?
41700:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,600I was going to sign him up for judo,but I chose tennis
41800:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,400because it's less violent,and he loves Rafa Nadal.
41900:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,560-Sure.-Excuse me.
42000:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,840Yes, honey.
42100:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,640They can't after all.Have it before the vitamins go.
42200:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,520That way I can rest up.
42300:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,400Okay, big kiss.
42400:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,720I love you, too. 'Bye.
42500:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,320Sorry.
42600:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,120My HUSBAND 's opening an ART GALLERYhe's starting with some FRIENDS ,
42700:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,200my parents can't mind the KIDS ,
42800:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,920and the poor man was worriedI'd forgotten about it.
42900:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,720I've started a new JOBworking from HOME
43000:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,320and I'm a bit stressed,but never mind, I'm HAPPY .
43100:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,760You can tell.
43200:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,160Chicho! Stop!
43300:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,360Sorry, he's turned out so virile,
43400:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,400he latches on tothe first thing he can.
43500:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,760Behave yourselfor no date with Smurfa.
43600:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,360-Smurfa is...-His girlfriend.
43700:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,400He's got a girlfriendand everything.
43800:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,280He's very sporty too.Sometimes he acts as a ballboy!
43900:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,160He's so cute!The King of the house.
44000:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,840Sorry, I'm going on about myself.What about you?
44100:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,800Do you live around here?Partner? Kids?
44200:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,720Javi! We're training next week!
44300:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,480-How's your love life?-Not right now...
44400:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,800-No?-No.
44500:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,440How are your parents?
44600:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,320My father died.
44700:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,120-Oh, I'm sorry.-It's okay.
44800:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,400And your mother?
44900:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,400No, my mother didn't.
45000:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,760Honey?
45100:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,760Yes, I sent the invitations.
45200:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,120Gustavo's as well.
45300:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,760Gustavo's coming alone, isn't he?
45400:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,440No reason.
45500:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,120I'm going, I'm with a friend.
45600:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,720I was thinking...
45700:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,200Do you like blind dates?
45800:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,720BE HAPPY
45900:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,920(WITH AN ARGENTINIAN ACCENT)Let's breathe, relax your abdomens.
46000:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,360Let go, let your mind go,your emotions as well,
46100:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,400they have to come out...
46200:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,640-Borja.-What?
46300:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,040-We put ourselves in therapy.-So?
46400:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,440That's what people with problems do.
46500:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,240No! Normal people go to therapy.
46600:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,440You should put that on your list.
46700:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,800I want to laugh to be happy!
46800:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,600After me!I want to laugh to be happy!
46900:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,800-I ran into Cristina Pi yesterday.-And?
47000:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,360Great, super normal.
47100:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,000She's got a lovely husband,parents that babysit her boy Mateo.
47200:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,840
The vocal laugh with abdominal thrustis the most contagious.
47300:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,800She's going to introduce me to a guy,Gustavo, he's charming.
47400:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,280Let's try it.
47500:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,720One, two, three, four...
47600:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,160Here are the balloons.
47700:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,200For the next time,I want you to do an exercise:
47800:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,600Blow them up, get a marker pen,
47900:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,360write down everythingthat makes you anxious,
48000:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,800sad, sorrowful... right?
48100:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,200Put it on the balloons, tie them upand toss them into the air.
48200:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,120Is that clear?
48300:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,360-Excuse me.-Yes?
48400:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,640Can I get two bags?
48500:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,400Of course. Why not?
48600:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,600I thought at 30my life would be different.
48700:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,280-Different to what?-To what it is now.
48800:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,520You didn't?
48900:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,760No.
49000:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,920I didn't think at 30I'd be back at my mum's house.
49100:28:19,560 --> 00:28:24,280I live with my grandma, so...we're even.
49200:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,280But you get along with her.
49300:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,880It's impossiblenot to get along with her.
49400:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,880There's no credit in that.
495
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,880Come on, you know what's next:
49600:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,000FAMILY LIFE
49700:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,240Start with Ludo, close families do it.
49800:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,600Do you want to play Ludo?
49900:28:40,840 --> 00:28:45,320<i>Hallˆ, Hemnes, Hilver, Hˆvet...</i>
50000:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,040I'll need two more,in the name of P‡mies and Barroso.
50100:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,760The same street, yes.
50200:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,120When's delivery?
50300:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,960Two weeks?
50400:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,560Do you think we becomecopies of our parents?
50500:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,320No.
50600:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,320Because my fatherand my brother are thin.
507
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,840And your mother?
50800:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,840Her too.
50900:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,520Maybe you're adopted.
51000:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,440Switch.
51100:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,160My mother's a mystery to me.
51200:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,240I never really knowwhat she's feeling or thinking.
51300:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,400Why don't you talk to her?
51400:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,360Do you have deep conversationswith your parents?
51500:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,840We're Galicians. You never reallyknow what we're talking about.
51600:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,080Right.
51700:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,120And what about your father?
51800:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,240Switch.
519
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,160<i>I remember the day</i><i>we took this photo,</i>
52000:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,800<i>on a trip to Montserrat.</i>
52100:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,600<i>We ate hamburgers and</i><i>Alex and I were allowed to eat sweets.</i>
52200:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,440<i>On the way back</i><i>my parents argued, for a change.</i>
52300:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,360<i>They could argue about anything,</i><i>the weather, food,</i>
52400:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,040<i>what was on TV, banks,</i>
52500:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,840<i>a blown light bulb, shoelaces,</i>
52600:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,200<i>a skirt that was too short,</i><i>an overdone steak,</i>
52700:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,400<i>a badly ironed shirt,</i><i>"you're a bad mother,</i>
52800:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,080<i>you're worthless, useless,</i><i>an idiot..."</i>
52900:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,760<i>After every argument,</i><i>my father went into his office</i>
53000:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,040<i>and my mother</i><i>locked herself in the car.</i>
53100:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,920Hi!
53200:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,320What?
53300:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,240-I was doing my Swedish classes.-How come?
53400:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,000In case I get a jobat central office in Stockholm.
53500:31:57,160 --> 00:31:57,800Stockholm.
53600:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,400-There's one exchange every year.-Cool.
53700:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,600-Did you talk to your mother?-I haven't had time yet.
53800:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800For the exercise todayI brought the console.
53900:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,360No console, no way!
54000:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,400Give it here. You design my avatarand I'll do yours.
54100:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,240-How's the sausage job?-It's a biscuit.
54200:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,160-How is it?-Fine.
54300:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,280Where's your grandma?
54400:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,160-I wanted to talk to you about that.-What happened?
54500:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,000She's not my grandma.
54600:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,640What?
54700:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,680One day I helped her carry upher shopping, I was flat-hunting,
54800:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,400she asked me if I wanted to stay,
54900:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,600one thing led to another, and now...
55000:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,840she thinks I'm her grandson.
55100:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,800Are you serious?
55200:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,920I save on rent money
by cleaning the house,
55300:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,840making the food,doing the shopping,
55400:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,520I shower her...
55500:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,440It's quid pro quo, like us, right?
55600:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,680Let's play.
55700:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,480You shower her every day?
55800:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,400I don't want to talk about it.
55900:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,000Hey, I'm not that fat!
56000:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,560-And my head's not that huge!-Sure it isn't.
56100:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,080-Are you insinuating something?-No, your tits are perfect.
56200:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,680You looked at my tits!
56300:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,320If we're discussing your tits,I'll look at your tits.
564
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,840If we're discussing your feet,I'll look at your feet.
56500:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,400You did it again!
56600:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,720Can we stop talking about your titsand talk about the screen?
56700:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,880We can.
56800:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,400Though your feet are pretty too,I must say.
56900:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,200What do you like more,my tits or my feet?
57000:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,320Your head.
57100:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,440And your ass.
57200:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,680Okay, I swallowed and breathed in,
57300:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,440but revenge is best servedon a cold plate.
57400:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,080-It doesn't go like that.-Yes, it does.
57500:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,160
No, it's "revenge is a dishbest served cold".
57600:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,560-Revenge is the dish.-That's what I just said.
57700:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,680-No, you're mixing me up.-Yes!
57800:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,840No, revenge is a dish,it's the dish...
57900:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,400It's the dish you serve cold.
58000:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,800No, revenge is the dishand you put it in the fridge.
58100:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,600What? The fridge?
58200:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,800What's up, lovebirds?
58300:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,440Why are you spying on your sister?
58400:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,240I'm checking that she's datinghandsome guys like you.
58500:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,640Cutie!
58600:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,400-This isn't a date, Alex.
-It looks like it.
58700:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,480-Working tomorrow?-Yes, so are you.
58800:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,280Then we'll talk tomorrow.
58900:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,560The Swedish jobs registrationscome out tomorrow.
59000:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,320-Yes! Get to sleep!-'Bye!
59100:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,640'Bye!
59200:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,920This isn't a date, is it?
59300:34:44,120 --> 00:34:44,800This?
59400:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,720-I don't know.-No.
59500:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,400We spent all eveningplaying video games.
59600:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,640That's true.
59700:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,080-Not much of a date.-No, no.
59800:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,800-Shall we meet tomorrow?-Tomorrow.
59900:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,080Okay. We'll talk.
60000:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,120-Quid pro quo.-Quid pro quo.
60100:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,080-'Bye.-'Bye.
60200:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,480-You just made that up.-No.
60300:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,720It's the typical thingthat everyone does,
60400:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,440but won't admit to it.
60500:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,440I don't know, Borja.
60600:36:19,880 --> 00:36:20,880You've done it.
60700:36:21,080 --> 00:36:21,960-No.-Admit it.
60800:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,160-No!-You've done it, admit it.
60900:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,040Okay, right...
61000:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,120Maybe one time,
61100:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,320just after the deed itself,
61200:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,560I did this with the duvet...
61300:36:37,720 --> 00:36:38,480And?
61400:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,080And the smell reached meand it didn't bother me.
61500:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,320You...
61600:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,200I liked it a little bit!
61700:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,200A lot! You liked it a lot!
61800:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,680I bet you breathed deep.
61900:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,120It's a "Dutch oven", everyone does it.
62000:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,080You know what a "Dutch oven" is?
621
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,640You fart, cover yourself withthe duvet and make a microclimate.
62200:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,640-There you go.-Welcome to the club.
62300:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,440Thanks.
62400:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,440-I'll just get your card...-Thanks.
62500:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,960-...and you can sign it.-And we'll fart to seal it.
62600:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,800-That's how you sign it.-Oh, thanks.
62700:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,840-What's this?-A surprise.
62800:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,680From Gagandeep and me.
62900:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,080Take that!
63000:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,680-But...?-You can skip your diet today.
63100:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,760-Really?-Sure.
63200:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,280Good, isn't it?
63300:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,040A message from Gustavo,Cristina Pi's friend.
63400:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,800He doesn't waste any time.
63500:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,360Hi, MarÌa, it's Gustavo.
63600:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,320Are you coming at 9to Pablo's gallery opening?
63700:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,440I'd love to meet you. Big kiss.
63800:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,840-Now what do I do?-Say yes.
63900:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,160But that's in an hour.
64000:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,840Say yes. Let me...
64100:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,920Send me the addressand I'll be there,
64200:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,200looking cute.
64300:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,480-Don't put that!
-I didn't.
64400:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,440Big kiss. And an emoticon.
64500:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,480-You like emoticons.-Very much.
64600:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,000Well.
64700:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,360You've got it.
64800:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,760You'll be late. You have to go home,get yourself pretty,
64900:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,640even prettier than now.
65000:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,040Thanks.
65100:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,160Put on earrings, perfume...
65200:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,320Leave the plaits,you look cute with them.
65300:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,240-I look good in plaits?-Yes.
65400:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,440Go on.
655
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,720You're my champ, you can do it.
65600:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,320Another point on the list.Come on.
65700:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,640You're doing your duty.
65800:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,320-Go on!-'Bye!
65900:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,720'Bye.
66000:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,760PARTNER
66100:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,160...extremely beautiful,but with a disconcerting depth.
66200:39:32,040 --> 00:39:32,960What?
66300:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,760I am the work.
66400:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,160She's the work.
66500:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,600Very interesting... very good...
66600:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,080Gustavo,
667
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,680I'm in front of a painting...
66800:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,320I suppose it's a uterus,in theory, but...
66900:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,600I'm in a white dress,with straps,
67000:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,160I'm in plaits...
67100:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,000And it all looks great on you.
67200:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,320Hi!
67300:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,600-Sorry. I saw you here...-That's okay.
67400:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,480-Gustavo, right? Of course.-Yes.
67500:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,480-How are you?-Great.
67600:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,120-Nice space.-Isn't it?
67700:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,160Yes.
67800:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,680
Pablo chose the place well.
67900:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,440It was hard for him to decide,but he got it right in the end.
68000:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,400-Do you know...?-It just opened, didn't it?
68100:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,000No, I mean Pablo, Cris' husband.
68200:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,640Oh, sure.No, I don't know him.
68300:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,200He's a charming guy.
68400:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,040Except when you beat himat paddleboard.
68500:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,640We've got an amateur CHAMPIONSHIP ,a few FRIENDS after WORK ,
68600:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,240a few games,it does us the world of GOOD .
68700:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,720At some courts near HOME .
68800:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,760My BROTHER lives nearbyand sometimes he comes too.
68900:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,200
He's an ace, I mean it.
69000:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,480I'm talking too much.I'm a bit nervous.
69100:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,440It's my first blind date.
69200:40:48,600 --> 00:40:49,240-Really?-Yes.
69300:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,480-Mine too.-Really?
69400:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,080-Yes.-How about that! It's a tie.
69500:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,520-Well, deuce.-What?
69600:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,000-Deuce, like in paddleboard.-Deuce, of course.
69700:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,280-Shall we take a look?-Okay.
69800:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,240Tell me about yourself.Brothers and sisters?
69900:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,080-This is my favourite.-Nice. What's the plant?
70000:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,960The sword of Sant Jordi.
70100:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,920-Very nice.-And this?
70200:41:14,120 --> 00:41:18,000A new plant, my mother's.Mari.
70300:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,360Isn't your mother called Luisa?
70400:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,680No, Mari is the plant!
70500:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,280Shall we get the sandwichesfrom the kitchen?
70600:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,920-Yes, sandwiches first!-Let's go!
70700:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,080And get met a Fanta!
70800:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,560I'll put on the movieand get the costumes.
70900:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,640Marta, how do you knowif you really like someone?
71000:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,480-Do you want me to tell you?-Keep your voice down!
71100:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,200Okay, if you really like someone
71200:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,240if that person makes you feellike David the Gnome.
71300:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,400But David the Gnome is tiny.
71400:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,680But he's 7 times stronger than you!
71500:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,400Juanjo's mum's plant.
71600:41:53,560 --> 00:41:58,320I wonder if it's the onethe hippies smoked in the 60s.
71700:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,840The artist wished to showthe void of the siren
71800:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,840as a reflection of our times.
71900:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,440The absence of the uterusis the key to the work,
72000:42:06,600 --> 00:42:11,880her hysterectomy a symbol of vacuous,superficial Western consumerism.
72100:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,440Precisely.
72200:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,120
You can see the influenceof FranÁois Mauvellet.
72300:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,160Correct.
72400:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,240If you'll accompany me,we shall further appreciate...
72500:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,120I think the...
72600:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,920I didn't get it at all.
72700:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,520You didn't? Me neither!
72800:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,160-I don't get any of it.-I see a fishbowl.
72900:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,640Sure, I'm nodding away,and acting interested, but...
73000:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,440Excuse me.
73100:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,480No, we were justdiscussing Mauvellet.
73200:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,600Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
73300:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,800Let me introduce you.MarÌa, Pablo.
73400:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,600-I don't know if you know each other.-Hi. How are you?
73500:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,440-How are you?-You're Cris' Pablo?
73600:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,000The very same.Nice to meet you.
73700:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,880Sorry, I need to take him awayfor a second, if you don't mind.
73800:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,680Of course.
73900:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,720I just need your help with a buyerabout tax deductions,
74000:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,880what you told me the other day,I just don't understand it.
74100:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,360Mind if I go?
74200:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,160That's fine, I'll stay herewith the uteruses...
74300:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,120-Learn a lot, then tell me later.-Okay.
74400:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,440
-Don't go away.-Yes.
74500:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,920Just a second, okay?
74600:43:21,840 --> 00:43:26,360(<i>TWILIGHT </i>SCENE)
74700:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,680This is about absence,only smoke remains.
74800:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,280And the verticality is the abyss.
74900:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,880No! That's the work!
75000:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,600Sure, if you look at it separately...
75100:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,240María, I'm here now.Did they bring out the canapes? May I?
75200:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,000-Delicious!-Yes.
75300:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,440It's got a dash of something...Can't you taste it?
75400:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,400-Thanks for walking me.-No trouble.
75500:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,160Thank you for coming.
75600:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,840It was fun in the end, wasn't it?
75700:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,320Yes, it was good.We learnt some things.
75800:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,400As well.
75900:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,120About uteruses, where they are...
76000:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,920Maybe you knew better than I did.
76100:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,560Yes, especially my own.
76200:44:57,720 --> 00:44:58,560It's here.
76300:44:58,720 --> 00:45:00,880Oh, it's nice.
76400:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,720-You've got a singing neighbour.-My brother.
76500:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,680-Really? He sings well.-Doesn't he?
76600:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,120-Hi there!-Hi.
76700:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,280
Let me introduce a friend.
76800:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,680-How are you? I'm Gustavo.-I'm Alex.
76900:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,760Nice to meet you.
77000:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,520Can I get your MP3?
77100:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,600Okay, in my night table,in the drawer.
77200:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,200-By the way, how was your dinner?-Great, thanks!
77300:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,160Cool.
77400:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,800Alex, great to meet you.I hope we see each other again.
77500:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,240Maybe.
77600:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,720-Nice guy.-He is nice, yes.
77700:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,120Your brother's very nice.
77800:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,920Yes, he's really happyI'm staying for a few days.
77900:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,400No wonder.
78000:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,200Big sister at home.
78100:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,320Yes.
78200:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,360Well, I don't know, María...
78300:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,440I'd love to see you again.I don't know if you...
78400:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,080Me too.
78500:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,160-Really?-Yes, of course, yes.
78600:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,840We could go to Cris and Pablo'sbaby shower, or...
78700:46:03,120 --> 00:46:03,920-Okay.-Yes?
78800:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,280Yes. Well, they didn't mention itto me...
78900:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,720No, you're coming with me,don't worry.
79000:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,400Check, check, check, check...
79100:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,960I satisfy them all.
79200:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,120-What are you looking at?-Is this list on the level?
79300:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,680I don't know, I think so.
79400:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,240Why do you want to be normal?
79500:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,320That's what everyone wants.
79600:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,040I don't.
79700:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,480Well... to fit in.
79800:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,400You fit in here.
79900:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,040Sure, with you, but...
80000:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,800By the way, I knowwhen you really like someone.
80100:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,320-Oh, yeah?-Yeah.
80200:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,840It's when they make you feellike David the Gnome.
80300:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,480What?
80400:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,2407 times stronger.
80500:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,520-7 times?-Sure!
80600:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,480-Come on.-On three.
80700:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,800One, two, three!
80800:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,600Quick, quick!
80900:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,720Take that!
81000:47:12,000 --> 00:47:12,920Point!
81100:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,080Don't get too excited,we're on 6-1... 7-1.
81200:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,760Let's go over your list.
81300:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,520You've now got hobbies.
81400:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,080Bagpipes and puzzles...I'm not so sure.
81500:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,800Playing with the consoleis a hobby.
81600:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,480You've got a social life,Cristina Pi,
81700:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,400you go to galleries,you've got a job.
81800:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,240-Temporary job.-Temporary is normal.
81900:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,520What you don't have is a partner.
82000:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,000Gustavo's around.
82100:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,800-But did anything happen?-A shag? No way!
82200:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,680Until the third date, no partner.
82300:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,520But he might be.
82400:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,480Not until the third date.It's a universal law.
82500:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,760I'm meeting him this week.That'll be our second date.
82600:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,040Take that!
82700:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,280-No.-Yes, a bet's a bet.
82800:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,880-You can't do this to me.-Yes, yes I can.
82900:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,560-It's filthy.-Yes, I can.
83000:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,480Be a man and get in there.Go on.
83100:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,680-Now?-Wait!
83200:48:12,240 --> 00:48:16,240-I'm bored.-3, 2, 1...
83300:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,840Dutch oven!
83400:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,200-That's gross!-Hang on, we said 10 seconds.
83500:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,440
-It's disgusting. I want to get out!-No.
83600:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,400-It's horrible! What did you eat?-Carrots.
83700:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,720-Gross!-It's part of your diet.
83800:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,200This is the most intimate momentI've had with anybody.
83900:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,760What are you doing?
84000:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,400-No, no...-Yes.
84100:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,080-God!-Now you hang on!
84200:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,360-Hang on!-No!
84300:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,120I ate tons of stuff!
84400:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,720-God, you've got Hell in there.-I know.
84500:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,520If there's a Hell,you have it inside you.
84600:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,000Thanks.
84700:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,680-If my kids catch me, I'll die.-Aren't they working?
84800:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,200Quiet, it's starting.
84900:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,200Get it out.
85000:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,120-Here.-A bit here, no?
85100:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,240A bit more?
85200:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,720-No, he said...-This is very expensive.
85300:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,440That puts my teeth on edge.
85400:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,680Now.
85500:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,800Oh, he's got two kinds.
85600:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,520It's impossible,I keep on dropping the filter.
85700:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,840If John from Prescott, Arkansas,
can do it, so can we.
85800:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,760I've got an idea.
85900:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,200JAMAICAN BROWNIES
86000:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,560INGREDIENTS
86100:50:12,720 --> 00:50:13,320BUTTER
86200:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,080FLOUR
86300:50:14,240 --> 00:50:14,680SUGAR
86400:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,440EGGS
86500:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,160CHOCOLATE
86600:50:16,320 --> 00:50:16,880WALNUTS
86700:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,240MARIJUANA
86800:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,880Butter, flour, eggs,
86900:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,960chocolate, walnuts... That's it.
870
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,880Now a little grass...
87100:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,280More, put in more.
87200:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,080-Will we get high?-Put it all in!
87300:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,080Sabina!
87400:50:45,240 --> 00:50:48,760Sabina, Serrat.Serrat, Sabina.
87500:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,160I think Serrat and Sabinaare the same person.
87600:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,720I think before I'm 60I want to get it off with a black guy,
87700:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,840like the guy from "The Intouchables",very firm, very black.
87800:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,440Black.
87900:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,120-But with really white teeth.-White.
88000:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,920Who was the actor in "The Intouchables"?
88100:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,680
I'll look it upin my multimedia device...
88200:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,600-Look, your boyfriend's name is Omar.-What boyfriend?
88300:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,680Omar, your black boyfriend.
88400:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,120-Omar Sy, I can't say it.-Omar Shariff!
88500:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,400-Why not?-Omar Sy.
88600:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,080How nice.
88700:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,560What about you?You're not saying anything.
88800:51:35,720 --> 00:51:37,840-Me?-Your wishes, Barbara.
88900:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,800What do you wish for?
89000:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,120To tell my kids I'm sorryfor being a bad mother.
89100:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,040This marijuana is...
89200:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,560
Vanilla biscuits,they'll be over the moon!
89300:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,320This girl won't make me rich.
89400:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,640Gustavo! Hi, how are you?
89500:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,480I'm so tied up here...
89600:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,800Cristina's baby shower was today?
89700:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,720No, sure I remember.Just kidding.
89800:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,240I got a present,it's just gorgeous.
89900:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,160No, it's a surprise.
90000:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,400Okay, see you later.Big hug, 'bye.
90100:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,000-Have we got anything for babies?-Well...
90200:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,560Shall I buy you this outfit?
90300:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,160Thank you so much.You didn't have to.
90400:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,560-It's lovely.-Isn't it? It's like...
90500:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,200-We love it, don't we?-We love it!
90600:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,680-Thanks a lot.-It's a trifle.
90700:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,120She chose it,she's just being modest.
90800:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,680I've never seen one this shape before.
90900:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,680The things they make for babiesthese days, it's amazing.
91000:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,360Listen, a toast to the cooks.
91100:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,720I brought a fabulous wine.
91200:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,880-Here.-Let's do it. Cheers!
91300:52:57,080 --> 00:53:01,240SOCIAL LIFE
91400:53:01,400 --> 00:53:02,840So, what do you do?
91500:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,920I work in marketing.A biscuit company.
91600:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,640Teo tried them and he loves them.
91700:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,760-They're for dogs.-They're for dogs?
91800:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,400No! I mean, yes and no.
91900:53:13,560 --> 00:53:17,480They're biscuits for bothhuman and canine consumption.
92000:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,800-Since the dog is man's best friend...-Sure.
92100:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,880-And Teo's tried them?-Yes.
92200:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,840It's all the rage.They give kids dog biscuits.
92300:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,160Dog biscuits aren't for dogs,they're for dogs and kids.
92400:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,560The slogan is"Biscuits for everyone".
92500:53:35,720 --> 00:53:37,640-I love it.
-Yes.
92600:53:37,920 --> 00:53:38,960My firm?
92700:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,800Prats-McDougall.Prats was my grandfather,
92800:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,200and McDougall a Scot who dranka ton of whisky.
92900:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,360I've always thought the moodin the FIRM is so good
93000:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,720because we're like FAMILY .
93100:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,120We travel, play sport TOGETHER ...
93200:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,160I don't know if Gustavo told you,we play paddleboard.
93300:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,360You must come one day,you'd LOVE it.
93400:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,320We do Pilates TOGETHER ,it's amazing, your "power house",
93500:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,120they show you how to breathe,to do this thing with your arms,
93600:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,320
you get rid of WORK stress,you feel better
93700:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,360and you can do it at HOME ,right, honey?
93800:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,840Yes, I had no nausea,my HUSBAND was delighted,
93900:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,160and I worked up untila month before the birth.
94000:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,360Actually,I didn't want to get pregnant,
94100:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,400then my PARENTS helped me outso much, they're essential.
94200:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,560I'm going to make some cocktailswith an imported gin I got.
94300:54:21,720 --> 00:54:22,800Delicious, you'll see.
94400:54:22,960 --> 00:54:23,920-Like that?-Yes!
94500:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,560-Do you know where it all is?-Yes.
94600:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,240-Your schoolmate.-Who?
94700:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,800You always tell that anecdoteabout her dance,
94800:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,600some choreographyfor the end-of-year dance,
94900:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,840and bam!
95000:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,520-Bam?-She cut off a student's finger!
95100:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,040Yes!
95200:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,960You don't know,you weren't there.
95300:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,560You've told me 20 times.
95400:54:45,720 --> 00:54:49,600-Cut off a finger with what?-Sliced it with a katana!
95500:54:49,760 --> 00:54:54,000No one would dance with her,so they got two primary schoolers,
95600:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,760she looked like Snow Whiteand two dwarves...
95700:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,520-Isn't it a terrific story?
-Terrific.
95800:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,560What did you call her?Wait, wait...
95900:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,840The Samurai.
96000:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,400The Samurai, yes.
96100:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,680Got any dill?
96200:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,360I don't know...
96300:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,680Never mind, I'll make gin and tonicswith cardamom and a little...
96400:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,160Pepper!
96500:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,880Where's the bathroom?
96600:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,560-On the left, down the end.-Okay.
96700:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,600Are you alright?
96800:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,800What is it?
96900:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,120
What?
97000:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,320What's wrong?
97100:55:34,240 --> 00:55:35,520-No!-Quiet.
97200:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,160-No!-What is it?
97300:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,680She's The Samurai.
97400:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,920-No.-I swear.
97500:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,480-That's it.-Fucking hell.
97600:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,880TRANSFER REQUEST
97700:56:15,240 --> 00:56:17,160HUGE PARTY
97800:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,160-Yes?<i>-Borja?</i>
97900:56:23,720 --> 00:56:25,880María I can't hear you,I'm at a party.
98000:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,680I didn't know you had a party.
98100:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,880<i>Yes, with some people from work.</i>
98200:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,280I'll go outside a moment.Be right back, guys!
98300:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,040If it's a bother, I'll call later.
98400:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,680-I can't hear you well.-If it's...
98500:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,800We're at a birthday partyfor a girlfriend of a guy at work,
98600:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,320all her girl friends are here,it's a huge party.
98700:56:42,480 --> 00:56:43,320Oh, okay.
98800:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,360How's your date?
98900:56:45,720 --> 00:56:48,200It's not a date,it's some friends meeting up,
99000:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,120remembering old times,having fun.
99100:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,320Right.
99200:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,440I'm having lots of fun too.
99300:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,800In fact, it's been agessince I had so much fun.
99400:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,560It's been monthssince I had this much fun.
99500:57:01,720 --> 00:57:03,040Years for me.
99600:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,760Like 10 years, for me.
99700:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,760I think it's the greatest nightof my life.
99800:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,440Shall we do something tomorrow?
99900:57:16,600 --> 00:57:20,200I can't, I've got... this thing.
100000:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,680Okay. Alright.
100100:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,760-Alright.-Okay.
100200:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,600-We'll talk.-Right then.
100300:57:27,880 --> 00:57:28,920
'Bye.
100400:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,480'Bye.
100500:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,560I'm an idiot.
100600:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,480You really cut off his finger?
100700:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,760Bone and everything?
100800:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,480The whole digit.
100900:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,120Well...
101000:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,880I hope if I misbehave,you won't do the same to me.
101100:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,800No, of course not.
101200:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,080Which finger was it?
101300:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,280This one.
101400:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,680What do you do with this?Nothing.
101500:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,440You can't point, but...
101600:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,280-But you've got more.-Four more.
101700:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,360You can't touch, that's true.
101800:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,120Like this.
101900:58:22,040 --> 00:58:22,960Good evening.
102000:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,160Hey, champ.
102100:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,720You're bothering the neighbours.It's late!
102200:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,600Alex!
102300:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,520Is he annoyed about something?
102400:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,280I don't know.
102500:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,560Well...
102600:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,840-Sorry.-No, it's okay.
102700:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,400Do I call you?
Shall we meet up this week?
102800:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,520Okay.
102900:58:45,960 --> 00:58:47,280-Great.-Yes.
103000:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,720-Anyway, sleep well.-You too.
103100:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,160-Give your brother a kiss.-Okay.
103200:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,920CAN YOU TALK?
103300:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,760REQUEST, TRANSFER TO STOCKHOLM
103400:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,440VALIDATE
103501:00:36,480 --> 01:00:40,800<i>Your attention.</i><i>This centre opens in 10 minutes.</i>
103601:00:47,280 --> 01:00:48,920Your friend brought you some balloons.
103701:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,520What are you doing here?
103801:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,120What are you doing here?
1039
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,840I'd go if I were you.
104001:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,240Wait.
104101:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,720Are you angry with me?
104201:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,600No, I'm busywith the Stockholm thing.
104301:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,240You're going?
104401:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,200If they choose me.
104501:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,200There's nothing the matter?
104601:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,240It's great you found helium.
104701:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,040We had lots of balloonsto blow up.
104801:01:35,200 --> 01:01:36,520Now what do we do?
104901:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,680What the Argentine teacher said.
105001:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,040What was that?
105101:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,920
Get a marker pen
105201:01:43,120 --> 01:01:47,120and write down everythingthat annoys you about your life.
105301:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,960What if nothing annoys you?
105401:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,080Nothing annoys you?
105501:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,960That's lucky.
105601:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,440Shall we do it?
105701:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,240Go on.
105801:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,200Okay.
105901:02:22,080 --> 01:02:25,240LONELINESS
106001:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,320FEAR
106101:02:45,760 --> 01:02:50,080FAT
106201:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,440REJECTION
106301:03:26,120 --> 01:03:30,200SHOUTING
106401:03:36,400 --> 01:03:40,760BLOWS
106501:04:04,760 --> 01:04:08,720GUILT
106601:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,360I'm sorry.
106701:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,720I love you so much.
106801:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,440Are you alright?
106901:05:21,600 --> 01:05:22,760Yes.
107001:05:27,120 --> 01:05:30,160If you go to Stockholm, I'll miss you.
107101:06:21,720 --> 01:06:25,360SONGS FOR WHEN MUM IS SAD
107201:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,440Almost at the end of side B.
107301:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,440<i>Super Secret Radio 9.0 here.</i>
107401:06:36,600 --> 01:06:42,160<i>For a special listener</i><i>who came on a spaceship.</i>
107501:06:42,320 --> 01:06:45,360<i>¡lex, Mom didn't come</i><i>on a spaceship.</i>
1076
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,280<i>For a special listener,</i>
107701:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,080<i>she's cool in the pool!</i>
107801:06:52,320 --> 01:06:56,520<i>1, 2, 3, we love you, Mum!</i>
107901:07:04,520 --> 01:07:05,560I love you, Mum.
108001:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,040I love you too, my girl.
108101:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,720Sorry I was a bad daughter
108201:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,080and didn't help you with Dad.
108301:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,280It was my fault for loving him
108401:07:18,760 --> 01:07:21,640and staying in love with him.
108501:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,560You look lovelywith your hair down.
108601:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,280What are you doing here?I was looking for you!
108701:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,080FAMILY LIFE
108801:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,240
We were talking.
108901:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,560About time, that's great.
109001:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,880What about you?
109101:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,480-I want to tell you something.-What?
109201:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,760I've got a boyfriend.
109301:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,400Really?
109401:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,440-What's his name?-Juanjo.
109501:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,600Juanjo?
109601:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,600-When do we meet him?-I don't know.
109701:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,640Let's go have dinner,the three of us.
109801:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,240-Now?-Yes.
109901:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,080I can't, I'm meeting someone.
110001:08:25,240 --> 01:08:26,600Borja?
110101:08:28,680 --> 01:08:32,320Before working with the carbonicswe have to cool the glass.
110201:08:33,240 --> 01:08:34,480Oh, sorry.
110301:08:34,800 --> 01:08:35,840No problem.
110401:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,800Does anyone knowthe basic component of tonic?
110501:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,320Quinine.
110601:08:40,480 --> 01:08:42,960Tonic's basic componentis quinine,
110701:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,920which appear duringthe English colonization of India.
110801:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,080The best is yet to come.Taste it!
110901:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,000Alcohol doesn't sit right with me.
111001:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,720It's time to start the tasting.
111101:08:54,880 --> 01:08:58,520
Start with the first mix.You've put in the pepper?
111201:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,440Try a tiny sip.
111301:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,920The pepper lodgesin the upper palate,
111401:09:03,120 --> 01:09:08,080spicy at first,then diluting in the palate.
111501:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,480It gives it a freshness, doesn't it?
111601:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,480Now the third, with the ginger.
111701:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,440Okay. Don't swallow!
111801:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,920I want you to feel the freshness,to see how the ginger...
111901:09:30,480 --> 01:09:30,960JOB
112001:09:31,160 --> 01:09:31,600HOME
112101:09:31,760 --> 01:09:32,240PARTNER
112201:09:32,400 --> 01:09:32,880SOCIAL LIFE
1123
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:33,520HOBBIES
112401:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,280FAMILY LIFE
112501:09:34,440 --> 01:09:36,600BE HAPPY
112601:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,560Excuse me a moment!
112701:09:39,720 --> 01:09:41,240-Can I ask a favour?-Yes.
112801:09:41,400 --> 01:09:44,160Can you stand here? Look.
112901:09:44,320 --> 01:09:44,880JOB
113001:09:45,080 --> 01:09:45,600HOME
113101:09:45,760 --> 01:09:46,360PARTNER
113201:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,080SOCIAL LIFE
113301:09:47,240 --> 01:09:47,680HOBBIES
113401:09:47,840 --> 01:09:48,880FAMILY LIFE
113501:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,680BE HAPPY
113601:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,400Is this list on the level?
113701:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,160I don't think so.
113801:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,240So, dill, cucumber, right?
113901:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,600-Ginger.-Ginger.
114001:10:05,760 --> 01:10:09,440And depending on ifyou put in cardamom...
114101:10:10,320 --> 01:10:11,840Gustavo.
114201:10:12,600 --> 01:10:14,600Do you have fun with me?
114301:10:15,640 --> 01:10:16,640Of course I have fun.
114401:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,520Even though I don't perceivethe floral nuances?
114501:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,760Well, it's your first class.Our first time was...
114601:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,880And if I say we bought Cristina's sona Chihuahua outfit?
1147
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,160And I like fartingunder the blanket?
114801:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,640Yes, yes! That's fine, MarÌa.
114901:10:31,800 --> 01:10:35,880It's just... everyone's lookingat us a bit strangely and...
115001:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,880Sorry, what was your name?
115101:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,320-Manuel.-You look familiar.
115201:10:41,800 --> 01:10:42,960Weren't you Argentinean?
115301:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,440Yes, the laughter therapy'sa second job.
115401:10:46,600 --> 01:10:49,120I get paid moreas an Argentinean.
115501:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,840And a great teacher, I'm sure.
115601:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,640Gustavo, you're so nice.
115701:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,600You're like the perfect guy,
115801:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,040the kind of guy
a normal girl would dream of.
115901:10:59,200 --> 01:11:00,240Well...
116001:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,480But I'm The Samurai.
116101:11:03,920 --> 01:11:07,440At 15 I cut off the fingerof a primary schooler with a katana.
116201:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,920My mentally handicapped brotherknows more about life than me.
116301:11:11,080 --> 01:11:13,680it's taken me 10 yearsto tell my mum I love her,
116401:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,360and I'm in love with a fat redheadwho lives with his grandma,
116501:11:16,520 --> 01:11:19,440who's not even his grandma,and I fart under blankets with him.
116601:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,600That's nice.
116701:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,880Thanks for everything, Gustavo.
116801:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,120You too, for coming and...
116901:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,800No, you even more.
117001:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,520You can taste the cardamom.
117101:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,760Chihuahua...
117201:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,160Weirdo.
117301:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,280<i>Borja Santaolalla,</i>
117401:12:39,440 --> 01:12:43,440<i>your presence is required</i><i>in the kitchen section, please.</i>
117501:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,400I WANT...
117601:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,320...A THIRD...
117701:13:51,680 --> 01:13:55,520...DATE.
117801:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,320I want a third date with you,
117901:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,840and if you like,I'd love a pizza with you here.
118001:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,520But if I had to go to Stockholm,I wouldn't mind,
118101:14:21,680 --> 01:14:24,920I'd catch a plane,go and eat Swedish pizza,
118201:14:25,080 --> 01:14:29,600buy anoraks with those duck feathers.I've seen them, they're fantastic.
118301:14:29,760 --> 01:14:33,120-A bit expensive, but good.-Sorry...
118401:14:34,560 --> 01:14:35,920Can you...
118501:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,840repeat...
118601:14:40,320 --> 01:14:41,680what you said?
118701:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,160-Which part?-The beginning.
118801:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,760The pizza thing?
118901:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,920I said pizza because
119001:14:47,080 --> 01:14:49,200the first day we had...
119101:14:49,760 --> 01:14:52,240the day we met we had a date.
119201:14:53,240 --> 01:14:54,800Was it a date?
119301:14:55,520 --> 01:14:56,480Yes.
119401:14:56,760 --> 01:15:00,120Then on our first datewe had pizza and...
119501:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,800I've realized how much I like you.
119601:15:13,920 --> 01:15:16,400How long do we havebefore you go to Stockholm?
119701:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,440I'm not going.
119801:15:21,560 --> 01:15:24,440-Alex told me they chose you.-But I'm not going.
119901:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,240I'm staying.
120001:15:29,320 --> 01:15:32,080Come on.I want to show you something.
120101:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,040Remember the day we met?
120201:15:37,480 --> 01:15:41,000<i>I'm looking for</i><i>a bulb for my desk lamp,</i>
120301:15:41,160 --> 01:15:43,520<i>but I'm not sure what light</i><i>these give off exactly.</i>
120401:15:43,680 --> 01:15:47,480<i>So to tell we should</i><i>be in darkness here, right?</i>
120501:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,400<i>I mean, all those lamps</i><i>should be off</i>
120601:15:50,560 --> 01:15:54,760<i>and we turn it on and off</i><i>to tell the difference.</i>
120701:15:54,920 --> 01:15:56,680<i>Do you know what I mean?</i>
120801:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,200-How about this one?-It's my favourite.
120901:16:03,360 --> 01:16:04,720-Really?-Yes.
121001:16:04,880 --> 01:16:06,240Then it's yours.
121101:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,240REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
121201:16:14,880 --> 01:16:18,200READ IN SWEDISH
121301:16:23,720 --> 01:16:24,880EAT ICE CREAM
121401:16:31,640 --> 01:16:32,760DANCE
121501:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,200HAVE GIGGLE ATTACKS
121601:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,760
DO A STRIPTEASE
121701:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,280Take it all off!