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On eBay, there are On eBay, there are an average of $680 an average of $680

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“ “ Golf is a game invented by the same Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes outpeople who think music comes out

of a bagpipe. ”of a bagpipe. ”

Jerry RayburnJerry Rayburn

( oh, by the way, Happy B’day Jerry on the ( oh, by the way, Happy B’day Jerry on the 2525thth ) )

“ “ Golf is a game invented by the same Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes outpeople who think music comes out

of a bagpipe. ”of a bagpipe. ”

Jerry RayburnJerry Rayburn

( oh, by the way, Happy B’day Jerry on the ( oh, by the way, Happy B’day Jerry on the 2525thth ) )

Shouldn't it be some Shouldn't it be some things in moderation ?things in moderation ?Shouldn't it be some Shouldn't it be some things in moderation ?things in moderation ?

A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then husband watched her for a while and then

asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" you look? What's the matter with you?"

  The woman continued to bounce on the bed The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from and said, "I don't care. I just came from

having a mammogram and the doctor says I having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

  The husband said,The husband said,"What did he say about your 55 year old ass?" "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

  "Your name never came up," she replied."Your name never came up," she replied.

A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then husband watched her for a while and then

asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" you look? What's the matter with you?"

  The woman continued to bounce on the bed The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from and said, "I don't care. I just came from

having a mammogram and the doctor says I having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

  The husband said,The husband said,"What did he say about your 55 year old ass?" "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

  "Your name never came up," she replied."Your name never came up," she replied.

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