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Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Halley's
Comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Halley's Comet was in view again.
Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Halley's
Comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Halley's Comet was in view again.
“Alimony is like
buying hay for a dead horse.”
Louis Grizzard
“Alimony is like buying hay for a
dead horse.” Louis Grizzard
You grow up the day you have your first
real laugh - at yourself.
You grow up the day you have your first
real laugh - at yourself.
One afternoon a very miserable looking Boudreaux enters the doctors office." Boudreaux, you don't look so good " the doctor says.
" Doc I hurt all over - I'm in bad shape - I tink I'm gonna die " Boudreaux replies." Where exactly does it hurt " the doctor ask.
" Here " Boudreaux says and touches his stomach with his finger, " Ohhh, dat hurts ", he cries.
" Hmmm, the doctor says." And here Boudreaux says and touches his chest with his finger.
" Ohhh, dat hurts " he cries." Anywhere else ? " the doctor ask ?
" Yeah here " Boudreaux says and touches his neck with his finger." I see " the doctor says and examines Boudreaux's finger, stomach, chest and neck.
" " Hmmm ", he adds." Doc, I know I'm in bad shape - I know I'm gonna die - tell me how long I got "
Boudreaux says." Boudreaux, for a man your age, you're in pretty good shape, except "
the doctor begins." Cept what " Boudreaux cuts him off.
" Except your finger is broke in three places " the doctor say.
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