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Sign Language - Strange Signs From Around the World: Week 20

Fresh FleshWe only sell the fleshest food.Location: Tokyo, Japan

Fasten your seatbelts A disconcerting sign for any public transport user.Location: Wellington, New Zealand

Brace for obnoxiousness Sounds like a fairly standard family car trip. Location: Maui, USA

Food may eventually arrive Come for the food, stay for the waiting. Location: Guangzhou, China

No fruit headsA local hotel trying to prevent fruit hawkers from entering the premises.Location: Kwazulunatal, South Africa

Recycling is for wimps Proudly encouraging eco-terrorism since 2001.Location: Osaka, Japan

Interesting Sign“I saw this sign on the ferry terminal building at Bressay in the Shetlands and still haven't been able to work out quite why it is there...?!” - Chris Herron

Forgives Please"Sign at entrance to rooftop pool at a Hotel in Tai Chung, Taiwan in August 2008. Rainy day was a rather large typhoon." - Josef Furse

No Turning OverTaken near the Three Gorges Dam, China - Henrik Svalheim

Baby needs Beers & Wines"You might like the attached sign which can be found in the Co-operative store in Mirfield, West Yorkshire. It perhaps explains why there is so much juvenile drunkenness in the town.“ - Ian Watson-Walker

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

9-1-1 Call of the Day